Burpmasters fixes.

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@@ -130,14 +130,14 @@ WH- Wh- what- wh- AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!.........
#(why_trust_1) #(why_trust_1)
Ah, Commander ZEX, aren't you forgetting something? The Shofixti Maidens? Ah, Commander ZEX, aren't you forgetting something? The Shofixti Maidens?
#(TRUST_1) vux012.ogg #(TRUST_1) vux013.ogg
Oh yes, no problem. Even now my subordinates are bringing them up from the surface. Oh yes, no problem. Even now my subordinates are bringing them up from the surface.
So let's not waste time. Send that delightful beast over, immediately! So let's not waste time. Send that delightful beast over, immediately!
#(why_trust_2) #(why_trust_2)
Look, we believe in 1 for 1 trades. We will transfer the beast when we see the Maidens. Look, we believe in 1 for 1 trades. We will transfer the beast when we see the Maidens.
#(TRUST_2) vux013.ogg #(TRUST_2) vux014.ogg
Captain, Captain, we are both creatures of honor. Captain, Captain, we are both creatures of honor.
If I say that the Shofixti Maidens are on their way up from the surface, then they are. If I say that the Shofixti Maidens are on their way up from the surface, then they are.
You will have them shortly, accept my word... now please, Captain, the beast? You will have them shortly, accept my word... now please, Captain, the beast?
@@ -145,7 +145,7 @@ You will have them shortly, accept my word... now please, Captain, the beast?
#(why_trust_3) #(why_trust_3)
Now see here Zex! Humans and VUX have had a pretty stormy relationship. Why should we trust you? Now see here Zex! Humans and VUX have had a pretty stormy relationship. Why should we trust you?
#(TRUST_3) vux014.ogg #(TRUST_3) vux015.ogg
Really, Captain! My honor is impugned! Really, Captain! My honor is impugned!
You have maligned me and I am deeply hurt. You have maligned me and I am deeply hurt.
I thought we had built some trust between us, different though we may be I thought we had built some trust between us, different though we may be
@@ -158,14 +158,14 @@ the Human cause in a more favorable light.
#(why_dont_you_attack) #(why_dont_you_attack)
Admiral Zex, why don't you attack us, as all other VUX have? Admiral Zex, why don't you attack us, as all other VUX have?
#(LIKE_YOU) vux015.ogg #(LIKE_YOU) vux016.ogg
Because I like Humans, Captain. I respect and admire your species. Because I like Humans, Captain. I respect and admire your species.
I do not share the bigoted views of most of my people. I do not share the bigoted views of most of my people.
#(why_like_me) #(why_like_me)
Ah, Commander Zex? Why do you like us? We thought all VUX hated humans. Ah, Commander Zex? Why do you like us? We thought all VUX hated humans.
#(LIKE_BECAUSE) vux016.ogg #(LIKE_BECAUSE) vux017.ogg
No, No, not all VUX, Captain! Most... but not all. No, No, not all VUX, Captain! Most... but not all.
It is true that when the majority of my people view one of your species It is true that when the majority of my people view one of your species
they are forced to regurgitate they are forced to regurgitate
@@ -183,7 +183,7 @@ I value your species, Captain. I see you as just `people'... like us VUX.
#(are_you_a_pervert) #(are_you_a_pervert)
Whoa, Commander Zex! This is just a bit too weird. Are you some kind of perv-- er... aesthete? Whoa, Commander Zex! This is just a bit too weird. Are you some kind of perv-- er... aesthete?
#(CALL_ME_WHAT_YOU_WISH) vux017.ogg #(CALL_ME_WHAT_YOU_WISH) vux018.ogg
You have talked with my VUX countrymen, haven't you? You have talked with my VUX countrymen, haven't you?
They are closed-minded fools... bigoted in all ways. They are closed-minded fools... bigoted in all ways.
Call me what you wish, Captain. I choose to view myself as, well Call me what you wish, Captain. I choose to view myself as, well
@@ -198,7 +198,7 @@ We are different from the majority of VUX, and so we, in VUX eyes, are both mons
#(take_by_force) #(take_by_force)
We require the Shofixti Maidens. We are prepared to use force if necessary. We require the Shofixti Maidens. We are prepared to use force if necessary.
#(PRECURSOR_DEVICE) vux018.ogg #(PRECURSOR_DEVICE) vux019.ogg
Hee! Hee! Hee! Oh, Captain, that would be such an unfortunate mistake Hee! Hee! Hee! Oh, Captain, that would be such an unfortunate mistake
a grave error on both our parts. a grave error on both our parts.
We have so much to learn from each other, so much to give each other. We have so much to learn from each other, so much to give each other.
@@ -220,13 +220,13 @@ Surely we can find an alternative.
#(regardless) #(regardless)
We will fight you regardless of your Precursor Artifact! We will fight you regardless of your Precursor Artifact!
#(THEN_FIGHT) vux019.ogg #(THEN_FIGHT) vux020.ogg
Very well... to the Death! Very well... to the Death!
#(you_lied) #(you_lied)
You lied, Commander Zex!!! There was no `warp nullification field'! Cheater! You lied, Commander Zex!!! There was no `warp nullification field'! Cheater!
#(YUP_LIED) vux020.ogg #(YUP_LIED) vux021.ogg
Yes, I lied. Yes, I lied.
Surely, if a small falsehood can prevent hundreds of unnecessary deaths, this is acceptable. Surely, if a small falsehood can prevent hundreds of unnecessary deaths, this is acceptable.
Unfortunately, you saw through my falsehood and do doubt lives were lost. Unfortunately, you saw through my falsehood and do doubt lives were lost.
@@ -235,7 +235,7 @@ Let us cease this mindless aggression, before it is our undoing.
#(kill_you) #(kill_you)
We have no fear of any of your `devices'. Now we kill you! We have no fear of any of your `devices'. Now we kill you!
#(FIGHT_AGAIN) vux021.ogg #(FIGHT_AGAIN) vux022.ogg
Unfortunate. Dreary... and unfortunate. Unfortunate. Dreary... and unfortunate.
Captain, even without such a device, you must understand the overwhelming forces I have at my command! Captain, even without such a device, you must understand the overwhelming forces I have at my command!
You cannot beat me here. It is impossible. You cannot beat me here. It is impossible.
@@ -244,16 +244,16 @@ But... if a fight is what you demand, so be it.
#(bye_zex) #(bye_zex)
Goodbye, Commander ZEX. Goodbye, Commander ZEX.
#(GOODBYE_ZEX) vux022.ogg #(GOODBYE_ZEX) vux023.ogg
Goodbye, beautiful human. I hope we can meet someday as friends... perhaps even more. Goodbye, beautiful human. I hope we can meet someday as friends... perhaps even more.
#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) vux023.ogg #(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) vux024.ogg
Welcome to the end of your life, courtesy of VUX technology. Welcome to the end of your life, courtesy of VUX technology.
Our infinite supply of Intruder vessels are even now locking their vaporizers onto your position Our infinite supply of Intruder vessels are even now locking their vaporizers onto your position
and we shall end your painful, grotesque existence for you as soon as possible. and we shall end your painful, grotesque existence for you as soon as possible.
In the meantime, here is a little music... In the meantime, here is a little music...
#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) vux024.ogg #(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) vux025.ogg
Hello again. We trust you are enjoying trespassing in VUX space Hello again. We trust you are enjoying trespassing in VUX space
and look forward to removing you from existence at our earliest possible convenience. and look forward to removing you from existence at our earliest possible convenience.
If you believe you can fight your way past our invincible forces to our surface, you are correct. If you believe you can fight your way past our invincible forces to our surface, you are correct.
@@ -261,37 +261,37 @@ Some ash and a few wisps of pungent vapor are sure to make it at least that far.
Our special today is particle fragmentation! Our special today is particle fragmentation!
So if you will kindly open your feeding orifice and start screaming, we will begin. So if you will kindly open your feeding orifice and start screaming, we will begin.
#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) vux025.ogg #(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) vux026.ogg
Welcome back to total annihilation, where, as they say Welcome back to total annihilation, where, as they say
once is silatious, twice is phlagrant melons once is silatious, twice is phlagrant melons
but the third time is when it really hurts. but the third time is when it really hurts.
Please stay seated until your vessel starts smoking Please stay seated until your vessel starts smoking
then feel free to dash your head painfully against the floor. then feel free to dash your head painfully against the floor.
#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) vux026.ogg #(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) vux027.ogg
Congratulations for exhausting the VUX vocabulary of greetings to despicable life-forms. Congratulations for exhausting the VUX vocabulary of greetings to despicable life-forms.
May we take this opportunity to lock our femoral scrapers onto your ship May we take this opportunity to lock our femoral scrapers onto your ship
and to wish you an unpleasant afterlife. and to wish you an unpleasant afterlife.
#(SPACE_HELLO_1) vux027.ogg #(SPACE_HELLO_1) vux028.ogg
Greetings from VUX!... the last word in life form destruction! Greetings from VUX!... the last word in life form destruction!
To gain an intimate knowledge of our engines of war To gain an intimate knowledge of our engines of war
simply place both hands over your eyes and count to three. simply place both hands over your eyes and count to three.
#(SPACE_HELLO_2) vux028.ogg #(SPACE_HELLO_2) vux029.ogg
Salutations, and may your sense of self-preservation always be so dim. Salutations, and may your sense of self-preservation always be so dim.
As our Intruders surround your vessel, you may care to raise both hands into the air above you As our Intruders surround your vessel, you may care to raise both hands into the air above you
and practice the ancient chant of the prancing oowee master, ZEN DUX, which begins... and practice the ancient chant of the prancing oowee master, ZEN DUX, which begins...
`AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!' `AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!'
#(SPACE_HELLO_3) vux029.ogg #(SPACE_HELLO_3) vux030.ogg
This is VUX Commander YAX. On behalf of the team here This is VUX Commander YAX. On behalf of the team here
I would like to say how very much we have all enjoyed taunting you I would like to say how very much we have all enjoyed taunting you
and to congratulate you on plumbing the limits of VUX courtesy and to congratulate you on plumbing the limits of VUX courtesy
which you have now exhausted. Therefore, let me just say which you have now exhausted. Therefore, let me just say
Die, you two-eyed loathsome faceless slug! Die, you two-eyed loathsome faceless slug!
#(SPACE_HELLO_4) vux030.ogg #(SPACE_HELLO_4) vux031.ogg
Welcome back. All our coherent destructors are currently off-line Welcome back. All our coherent destructors are currently off-line
but if you'd care to hold your present course and speed but if you'd care to hold your present course and speed
one will be free to annihilate you shortly. one will be free to annihilate you shortly.
@@ -308,13 +308,13 @@ I must say, your rating on the vomit-meter would be AT LEAST ninety six.
#(kill_you_squids_4) #(kill_you_squids_4)
You bloated bag of protoplasm! You worm! You bloated bag of protoplasm! You worm!
#(WE_FIGHT) vux031.ogg #(WE_FIGHT) vux032.ogg
Watch everybody! We're going to kill the repulsive little monster now! Watch everybody! We're going to kill the repulsive little monster now!
#(why_so_mean) #(why_so_mean)
Why are you so hostile toward our species? Why are you so hostile toward our species?
#(URQUAN_SLAVES) vux032.ogg #(URQUAN_SLAVES) vux033.ogg
Augh! You are even uglier than I had thought possible! Augh! You are even uglier than I had thought possible!
Can't you see you are making me sick? Can't you see you are making me sick?
Please, foul creature, turn your head, or better yet, put a sack over it. Please, foul creature, turn your head, or better yet, put a sack over it.
@@ -329,7 +329,7 @@ and you are a jabbering corpse. Ugh.
#(deeper_reason) #(deeper_reason)
Is there another reason you hate us? Come on, tell me the truth. Is there another reason you hate us? Come on, tell me the truth.
#(OLD_INSULT) vux033.ogg #(OLD_INSULT) vux034.ogg
Do we need another reason? Do we need another reason?
Ah! I understand. You refer to the First Human Encounter Ah! I understand. You refer to the First Human Encounter
the Insult! the Insult!
@@ -343,7 +343,7 @@ I suspect we will despise you forever.
#(if_we_apologize) #(if_we_apologize)
What if we apologized? Could we talk truce then? What if we apologized? Could we talk truce then?
#(PROBABLY_NOT) vux034.ogg #(PROBABLY_NOT) vux035.ogg
Er... probably not. You see, although we VUX are highly reasonable beings Er... probably not. You see, although we VUX are highly reasonable beings
who would never judge a race solely on its (urk!) appearance who would never judge a race solely on its (urk!) appearance
the magnitude of your Captain Rand's insult was such that we will probably never forgive your species. the magnitude of your Captain Rand's insult was such that we will probably never forgive your species.
@@ -351,11 +351,11 @@ the magnitude of your Captain Rand's insult was such that we will probably never
#(try_any_way) #(try_any_way)
Well, I'll try anyway. The People of Earth Hereby Apologize To The VUX! Well, I'll try anyway. The People of Earth Hereby Apologize To The VUX!
#(NOPE) vux035.ogg #(NOPE) vux036.ogg
Nope. I didn't think that would be sufficient. It lacked conviction. Nope. I didn't think that would be sufficient. It lacked conviction.
Sorry, but I'm afraid we'll just have to kill you now. Sorry, but I'm afraid we'll just have to kill you now.
#(APOLOGIZE_IN_SPACE) vux036.ogg #(APOLOGIZE_IN_SPACE) vux037.ogg
Because the Human named Rand offended one of our starship commanders Because the Human named Rand offended one of our starship commanders
apologizing here at the Homeworld is useless. apologizing here at the Homeworld is useless.
Besides, we have decided that you are just too disgusting to live Besides, we have decided that you are just too disgusting to live
@@ -364,43 +364,43 @@ so we have decided to vaporize you.
#(apology_1) #(apology_1)
Let's try that again. We, The People Of Earth, Really Truly Apologize For The Stupid Insult Made By Captain Rand! Let's try that again. We, The People Of Earth, Really Truly Apologize For The Stupid Insult Made By Captain Rand!
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_1) vux037.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_1) vux038.ogg
No. That didn't cut it either. No. That didn't cut it either.
#(apology_2) #(apology_2)
You were RIGHT! We WERE wrong. We see it all so clearly now! You were RIGHT! We WERE wrong. We see it all so clearly now!
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_2) vux038.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_2) vux039.ogg
I don't think your heart is in it. I don't think your heart is in it.
#(apology_3) #(apology_3)
Pleeeeeeeeease forgive us! Pleeeeeeeeease forgive us!
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_3) vux039.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_3) vux040.ogg
You said that just because you want stuff from us VUX. You didn't really mean it. You said that just because you want stuff from us VUX. You didn't really mean it.
#(apology_4) #(apology_4)
We - are - sorry! May a thousand insects sting my softest parts if I lie! We - are - sorry! May a thousand insects sting my softest parts if I lie!
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_4) vux040.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_4) vux041.ogg
It's pointless. Why even bother trying again? It's pointless. Why even bother trying again?
#(apology_5) #(apology_5)
We would like to present a petition of 1 million signatures! Each one says, `I'm sorry!' We would like to present a petition of 1 million signatures! Each one says, `I'm sorry!'
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_5) vux041.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_5) vux042.ogg
A good try, Captain... but not good enough. A good try, Captain... but not good enough.
#(apology_6) #(apology_6)
Wrong? Yes we were wrong. Oh, so wrong! Boy, were we wrong! The wrongest. Wrong? Yes we were wrong. Oh, so wrong! Boy, were we wrong! The wrongest.
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_6) vux042.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_6) vux043.ogg
We detect a hint of genuine regret, but not enough to forgive you. We detect a hint of genuine regret, but not enough to forgive you.
#(apology_7) #(apology_7)
(Let's try reverse psychology) Listen VUX! You are right! We cannot ever atone for Rand's cruel barb! (Let's try reverse psychology) Listen VUX! You are right! We cannot ever atone for Rand's cruel barb!
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_7) vux043.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_7) vux044.ogg
Oh? I was just thinking that maybe we should consider forgiving you Oh? I was just thinking that maybe we should consider forgiving you
but I guess you're right. but I guess you're right.
There's no going back. There's no going back.
@@ -408,7 +408,7 @@ There's no going back.
#(apology_8) #(apology_8)
If sorrow were a pebble, our remorse would be... would be!... a great big boulder! If sorrow were a pebble, our remorse would be... would be!... a great big boulder!
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_8) vux044.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_8) vux045.ogg
Hey! That was pretty good! Hey! That was pretty good!
I could sense the true sadness in your voice for your species' past stupidity. I could sense the true sadness in your voice for your species' past stupidity.
Unfortunately, it was not good enough. Unfortunately, it was not good enough.
@@ -416,14 +416,14 @@ Unfortunately, it was not good enough.
#(apology_9) #(apology_9)
If there is ANYTHING we can do to gain your forgiveness, we shall do it a thousand times. If there is ANYTHING we can do to gain your forgiveness, we shall do it a thousand times.
#(NOT_ACCEPTED_9) vux045.ogg #(NOT_ACCEPTED_9) vux046.ogg
Um..., er... that was about as good as it gets, I think Um..., er... that was about as good as it gets, I think
but we don't accept it because... because... well, just BECAUSE! but we don't accept it because... because... well, just BECAUSE!
#(apology_10) #(apology_10)
Please, for the love of reason. Heed these words: We, the People of Earth Apologize To The VUX. Please, for the love of reason. Heed these words: We, the People of Earth Apologize To The VUX.
#(TRUTH) vux046.ogg #(TRUTH) vux047.ogg
AIEEE! Human! You have hounded and hounded and hounded us with your pitiful apologies! AIEEE! Human! You have hounded and hounded and hounded us with your pitiful apologies!
It's driving us crazy! STOP! Please STOP! It's driving us crazy! STOP! Please STOP!
We give up. We accept! We accept! We will no longer hold Rand's insult against your species. We give up. We accept! We accept! We will no longer hold Rand's insult against your species.
@@ -443,27 +443,27 @@ or break off communication and attack your vessel...
#(whats_up_hostile) #(whats_up_hostile)
VUX. We seek to learn more about you. Maybe then we can see eye to... eyes. VUX. We seek to learn more about you. Maybe then we can see eye to... eyes.
#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_1) vux047.ogg #(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_1) vux048.ogg
Look, vomitous alien. If you want to talk to one of our species Look, vomitous alien. If you want to talk to one of our species
without making them sick without making them sick
why don't you go see Admiral ZEX at his world in Alpha Cerenkov. why don't you go see Admiral ZEX at his world in Alpha Cerenkov.
He (urp!) likes humans. He (urp!) likes humans.
#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_2) vux048.ogg #(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_2) vux049.ogg
Look at those yellowish-white hard things in your mouth! Look at those yellowish-white hard things in your mouth!
How do you keep from biting off that pulpy organ... Gross! How do you keep from biting off that pulpy organ... Gross!
#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_3) vux049.ogg #(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_3) vux050.ogg
Yuck! Don't show your tongue like that. It makes me sick. Yuck! Don't show your tongue like that. It makes me sick.
#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_4) vux050.ogg #(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_4) vux051.ogg
Forget it, human. We can't think straight when we have to look at you. Forget it, human. We can't think straight when we have to look at you.
If you're lonely, go to Alpha Cerenkov and talk with that pervert, Admiral ZEX. If you're lonely, go to Alpha Cerenkov and talk with that pervert, Admiral ZEX.
#(cant_we_be_friends_1) #(cant_we_be_friends_1)
Why can't we be friends? I like YOU. Why can't we be friends? I like YOU.
#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_1) vux051.ogg #(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_1) vux052.ogg
I listened. I heard. I know you like ME. I listened. I heard. I know you like ME.
But the problem is, I DESPISE you! But the problem is, I DESPISE you!
Which is why I am attacking, in case you were wondering. Which is why I am attacking, in case you were wondering.
@@ -471,7 +471,7 @@ Which is why I am attacking, in case you were wondering.
#(cant_we_be_friends_2) #(cant_we_be_friends_2)
We have too much to gain through cooperation. Just try. We have too much to gain through cooperation. Just try.
#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_2) vux052.ogg #(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_2) vux053.ogg
Okay, I'll try to like you. Okay, I'll try to like you.
I'm really trying. I'm really trying.
Naw! This is never going to work. Naw! This is never going to work.
@@ -482,7 +482,7 @@ I have a better idea. I'll just kill you.
#(cant_we_be_friends_3) #(cant_we_be_friends_3)
Didn't anyone ever tell you, `you can't judge a book by its cover?' Didn't anyone ever tell you, `you can't judge a book by its cover?'
#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_3) vux053.ogg #(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_3) vux054.ogg
Do you want to know how ugly you are to us VUX? I'll tell you. Do you want to know how ugly you are to us VUX? I'll tell you.
You humans are SO ugly, that I get my kids to behave by holding a picture of you behind my back You humans are SO ugly, that I get my kids to behave by holding a picture of you behind my back
and I tell the kids that if they aren't good, I'll show it to them! and I tell the kids that if they aren't good, I'll show it to them!
@@ -491,7 +491,7 @@ I am such a bad father (sob!) I must destroy you... for the children!
#(cant_we_be_friends_4) #(cant_we_be_friends_4)
You are just a bunch of bigots. I thought you were better than that. You are just a bunch of bigots. I thought you were better than that.
#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_4) vux054.ogg #(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_4) vux055.ogg
This IS embarrassing. We pride ourselves on being rational! This IS embarrassing. We pride ourselves on being rational!
But you are so disgusting that we feel we just HAVE to kill you! But you are so disgusting that we feel we just HAVE to kill you!
Like right now! Like right now!
@@ -499,18 +499,18 @@ Like right now!
#(bye_hostile_space) #(bye_hostile_space)
Well, THIS has been useless. Goodbye. Well, THIS has been useless. Goodbye.
#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_1) vux055.ogg #(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_1) vux056.ogg
Human, based upon our commitment to the Ur-Quan Human, based upon our commitment to the Ur-Quan
and your general disgusting demeanor, we have decided to blow you to bits. and your general disgusting demeanor, we have decided to blow you to bits.
#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_2) vux056.ogg #(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_2) vux057.ogg
Wait! I have one last thing to say Wait! I have one last thing to say
Die! Die!
#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_3) vux057.ogg #(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_3) vux058.ogg
For the good of the whole, I will now erase your putrid presence. For the good of the whole, I will now erase your putrid presence.
#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_4) vux058.ogg #(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_4) vux059.ogg
We have no choice. You are too wretched. We shall eliminate you. We have no choice. You are too wretched. We shall eliminate you.