diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt b/sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt index d0af9f2fd..453aace8e 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt @@ -130,14 +130,14 @@ WH- Wh- what- wh- AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!......... #(why_trust_1) Ah, Commander ZEX, aren't you forgetting something? The Shofixti Maidens? -#(TRUST_1) vux012.ogg +#(TRUST_1) vux013.ogg Oh yes, no problem. Even now my subordinates are bringing them up from the surface. So let's not waste time. Send that delightful beast over, immediately! #(why_trust_2) Look, we believe in 1 for 1 trades. We will transfer the beast when we see the Maidens. -#(TRUST_2) vux013.ogg +#(TRUST_2) vux014.ogg Captain, Captain, we are both creatures of honor. If I say that the Shofixti Maidens are on their way up from the surface, then they are. You will have them shortly, accept my word... now please, Captain, the beast? @@ -145,7 +145,7 @@ You will have them shortly, accept my word... now please, Captain, the beast? #(why_trust_3) Now see here Zex! Humans and VUX have had a pretty stormy relationship. Why should we trust you? -#(TRUST_3) vux014.ogg +#(TRUST_3) vux015.ogg Really, Captain! My honor is impugned! You have maligned me and I am deeply hurt. I thought we had built some trust between us, different though we may be @@ -158,14 +158,14 @@ the Human cause in a more favorable light. #(why_dont_you_attack) Admiral Zex, why don't you attack us, as all other VUX have? -#(LIKE_YOU) vux015.ogg +#(LIKE_YOU) vux016.ogg Because I like Humans, Captain. I respect and admire your species. I do not share the bigoted views of most of my people. #(why_like_me) Ah, Commander Zex? Why do you like us? We thought all VUX hated humans. -#(LIKE_BECAUSE) vux016.ogg +#(LIKE_BECAUSE) vux017.ogg No, No, not all VUX, Captain! Most... but not all. It is true that when the majority of my people view one of your species they are forced to regurgitate @@ -183,7 +183,7 @@ I value your species, Captain. I see you as just `people'... like us VUX. #(are_you_a_pervert) Whoa, Commander Zex! This is just a bit too weird. Are you some kind of perv-- er... aesthete? -#(CALL_ME_WHAT_YOU_WISH) vux017.ogg +#(CALL_ME_WHAT_YOU_WISH) vux018.ogg You have talked with my VUX countrymen, haven't you? They are closed-minded fools... bigoted in all ways. Call me what you wish, Captain. I choose to view myself as, well @@ -198,7 +198,7 @@ We are different from the majority of VUX, and so we, in VUX eyes, are both mons #(take_by_force) We require the Shofixti Maidens. We are prepared to use force if necessary. -#(PRECURSOR_DEVICE) vux018.ogg +#(PRECURSOR_DEVICE) vux019.ogg Hee! Hee! Hee! Oh, Captain, that would be such an unfortunate mistake a grave error on both our parts. We have so much to learn from each other, so much to give each other. @@ -220,13 +220,13 @@ Surely we can find an alternative. #(regardless) We will fight you regardless of your Precursor Artifact! -#(THEN_FIGHT) vux019.ogg +#(THEN_FIGHT) vux020.ogg Very well... to the Death! #(you_lied) You lied, Commander Zex!!! There was no `warp nullification field'! Cheater! -#(YUP_LIED) vux020.ogg +#(YUP_LIED) vux021.ogg Yes, I lied. Surely, if a small falsehood can prevent hundreds of unnecessary deaths, this is acceptable. Unfortunately, you saw through my falsehood and do doubt lives were lost. @@ -235,7 +235,7 @@ Let us cease this mindless aggression, before it is our undoing. #(kill_you) We have no fear of any of your `devices'. Now we kill you! -#(FIGHT_AGAIN) vux021.ogg +#(FIGHT_AGAIN) vux022.ogg Unfortunate. Dreary... and unfortunate. Captain, even without such a device, you must understand the overwhelming forces I have at my command! You cannot beat me here. It is impossible. @@ -244,16 +244,16 @@ But... if a fight is what you demand, so be it. #(bye_zex) Goodbye, Commander ZEX. -#(GOODBYE_ZEX) vux022.ogg +#(GOODBYE_ZEX) vux023.ogg Goodbye, beautiful human. I hope we can meet someday as friends... perhaps even more. -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) vux023.ogg +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) vux024.ogg Welcome to the end of your life, courtesy of VUX technology. Our infinite supply of Intruder vessels are even now locking their vaporizers onto your position and we shall end your painful, grotesque existence for you as soon as possible. In the meantime, here is a little music... -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) vux024.ogg +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) vux025.ogg Hello again. We trust you are enjoying trespassing in VUX space and look forward to removing you from existence at our earliest possible convenience. If you believe you can fight your way past our invincible forces to our surface, you are correct. @@ -261,37 +261,37 @@ Some ash and a few wisps of pungent vapor are sure to make it at least that far. Our special today is particle fragmentation! So if you will kindly open your feeding orifice and start screaming, we will begin. -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) vux025.ogg +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) vux026.ogg Welcome back to total annihilation, where, as they say once is silatious, twice is phlagrant melons but the third time is when it really hurts. Please stay seated until your vessel starts smoking then feel free to dash your head painfully against the floor. -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) vux026.ogg +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) vux027.ogg Congratulations for exhausting the VUX vocabulary of greetings to despicable life-forms. May we take this opportunity to lock our femoral scrapers onto your ship and to wish you an unpleasant afterlife. -#(SPACE_HELLO_1) vux027.ogg +#(SPACE_HELLO_1) vux028.ogg Greetings from VUX!... the last word in life form destruction! To gain an intimate knowledge of our engines of war simply place both hands over your eyes and count to three. -#(SPACE_HELLO_2) vux028.ogg +#(SPACE_HELLO_2) vux029.ogg Salutations, and may your sense of self-preservation always be so dim. As our Intruders surround your vessel, you may care to raise both hands into the air above you and practice the ancient chant of the prancing oowee master, ZEN DUX, which begins... `AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!' -#(SPACE_HELLO_3) vux029.ogg +#(SPACE_HELLO_3) vux030.ogg This is VUX Commander YAX. On behalf of the team here I would like to say how very much we have all enjoyed taunting you and to congratulate you on plumbing the limits of VUX courtesy which you have now exhausted. Therefore, let me just say Die, you two-eyed loathsome faceless slug! -#(SPACE_HELLO_4) vux030.ogg +#(SPACE_HELLO_4) vux031.ogg Welcome back. All our coherent destructors are currently off-line but if you'd care to hold your present course and speed one will be free to annihilate you shortly. @@ -308,13 +308,13 @@ I must say, your rating on the vomit-meter would be AT LEAST ninety six. #(kill_you_squids_4) You bloated bag of protoplasm! You worm! -#(WE_FIGHT) vux031.ogg +#(WE_FIGHT) vux032.ogg Watch everybody! We're going to kill the repulsive little monster now! #(why_so_mean) Why are you so hostile toward our species? -#(URQUAN_SLAVES) vux032.ogg +#(URQUAN_SLAVES) vux033.ogg Augh! You are even uglier than I had thought possible! Can't you see you are making me sick? Please, foul creature, turn your head, or better yet, put a sack over it. @@ -329,7 +329,7 @@ and you are a jabbering corpse. Ugh. #(deeper_reason) Is there another reason you hate us? Come on, tell me the truth. -#(OLD_INSULT) vux033.ogg +#(OLD_INSULT) vux034.ogg Do we need another reason? Ah! I understand. You refer to the First Human Encounter the Insult! @@ -343,7 +343,7 @@ I suspect we will despise you forever. #(if_we_apologize) What if we apologized? Could we talk truce then? -#(PROBABLY_NOT) vux034.ogg +#(PROBABLY_NOT) vux035.ogg Er... probably not. You see, although we VUX are highly reasonable beings who would never judge a race solely on its (urk!) appearance the magnitude of your Captain Rand's insult was such that we will probably never forgive your species. @@ -351,11 +351,11 @@ the magnitude of your Captain Rand's insult was such that we will probably never #(try_any_way) Well, I'll try anyway. The People of Earth Hereby Apologize To The VUX! -#(NOPE) vux035.ogg +#(NOPE) vux036.ogg Nope. I didn't think that would be sufficient. It lacked conviction. Sorry, but I'm afraid we'll just have to kill you now. -#(APOLOGIZE_IN_SPACE) vux036.ogg +#(APOLOGIZE_IN_SPACE) vux037.ogg Because the Human named Rand offended one of our starship commanders apologizing here at the Homeworld is useless. Besides, we have decided that you are just too disgusting to live @@ -364,43 +364,43 @@ so we have decided to vaporize you. #(apology_1) Let's try that again. We, The People Of Earth, Really Truly Apologize For The Stupid Insult Made By Captain Rand! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_1) vux037.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_1) vux038.ogg No. That didn't cut it either. #(apology_2) You were RIGHT! We WERE wrong. We see it all so clearly now! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_2) vux038.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_2) vux039.ogg I don't think your heart is in it. #(apology_3) Pleeeeeeeeease forgive us! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_3) vux039.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_3) vux040.ogg You said that just because you want stuff from us VUX. You didn't really mean it. #(apology_4) We - are - sorry! May a thousand insects sting my softest parts if I lie! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_4) vux040.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_4) vux041.ogg It's pointless. Why even bother trying again? #(apology_5) We would like to present a petition of 1 million signatures! Each one says, `I'm sorry!' -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_5) vux041.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_5) vux042.ogg A good try, Captain... but not good enough. #(apology_6) Wrong? Yes we were wrong. Oh, so wrong! Boy, were we wrong! The wrongest. -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_6) vux042.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_6) vux043.ogg We detect a hint of genuine regret, but not enough to forgive you. #(apology_7) (Let's try reverse psychology) Listen VUX! You are right! We cannot ever atone for Rand's cruel barb! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_7) vux043.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_7) vux044.ogg Oh? I was just thinking that maybe we should consider forgiving you but I guess you're right. There's no going back. @@ -408,7 +408,7 @@ There's no going back. #(apology_8) If sorrow were a pebble, our remorse would be... would be!... a great big boulder! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_8) vux044.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_8) vux045.ogg Hey! That was pretty good! I could sense the true sadness in your voice for your species' past stupidity. Unfortunately, it was not good enough. @@ -416,14 +416,14 @@ Unfortunately, it was not good enough. #(apology_9) If there is ANYTHING we can do to gain your forgiveness, we shall do it a thousand times. -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_9) vux045.ogg +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_9) vux046.ogg Um..., er... that was about as good as it gets, I think but we don't accept it because... because... well, just BECAUSE! #(apology_10) Please, for the love of reason. Heed these words: We, the People of Earth Apologize To The VUX. -#(TRUTH) vux046.ogg +#(TRUTH) vux047.ogg AIEEE! Human! You have hounded and hounded and hounded us with your pitiful apologies! It's driving us crazy! STOP! Please STOP! We give up. We accept! We accept! We will no longer hold Rand's insult against your species. @@ -443,27 +443,27 @@ or break off communication and attack your vessel... #(whats_up_hostile) VUX. We seek to learn more about you. Maybe then we can see eye to... eyes. -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_1) vux047.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_1) vux048.ogg Look, vomitous alien. If you want to talk to one of our species without making them sick why don't you go see Admiral ZEX at his world in Alpha Cerenkov. He (urp!) likes humans. -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_2) vux048.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_2) vux049.ogg Look at those yellowish-white hard things in your mouth! How do you keep from biting off that pulpy organ... Gross! -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_3) vux049.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_3) vux050.ogg Yuck! Don't show your tongue like that. It makes me sick. -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_4) vux050.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_4) vux051.ogg Forget it, human. We can't think straight when we have to look at you. If you're lonely, go to Alpha Cerenkov and talk with that pervert, Admiral ZEX. #(cant_we_be_friends_1) Why can't we be friends? I like YOU. -#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_1) vux051.ogg +#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_1) vux052.ogg I listened. I heard. I know you like ME. But the problem is, I DESPISE you! Which is why I am attacking, in case you were wondering. @@ -471,7 +471,7 @@ Which is why I am attacking, in case you were wondering. #(cant_we_be_friends_2) We have too much to gain through cooperation. Just try. -#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_2) vux052.ogg +#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_2) vux053.ogg Okay, I'll try to like you. I'm really trying. Naw! This is never going to work. @@ -482,7 +482,7 @@ I have a better idea. I'll just kill you. #(cant_we_be_friends_3) Didn't anyone ever tell you, `you can't judge a book by its cover?' -#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_3) vux053.ogg +#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_3) vux054.ogg Do you want to know how ugly you are to us VUX? I'll tell you. You humans are SO ugly, that I get my kids to behave by holding a picture of you behind my back and I tell the kids that if they aren't good, I'll show it to them! @@ -491,7 +491,7 @@ I am such a bad father (sob!) I must destroy you... for the children! #(cant_we_be_friends_4) You are just a bunch of bigots. I thought you were better than that. -#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_4) vux054.ogg +#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_4) vux055.ogg This IS embarrassing. We pride ourselves on being rational! But you are so disgusting that we feel we just HAVE to kill you! Like right now! @@ -499,18 +499,18 @@ Like right now! #(bye_hostile_space) Well, THIS has been useless. Goodbye. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_1) vux055.ogg +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_1) vux056.ogg Human, based upon our commitment to the Ur-Quan and your general disgusting demeanor, we have decided to blow you to bits. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_2) vux056.ogg +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_2) vux057.ogg Wait! I have one last thing to say Die! -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_3) vux057.ogg +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_3) vux058.ogg For the good of the whole, I will now erase your putrid presence. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_4) vux058.ogg +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_4) vux059.ogg We have no choice. You are too wretched. We shall eliminate you.