Renamed comm voice files to new naming scheme
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#(GIVE_SPINDLE) pkunk000.ogg
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#(GIVE_SPINDLE) pkunk-000.ogg
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WAIT!... a spirit voice rings within my soul
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it tells me that I must give you something
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something to aid you on your noble quest!
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@@ -27,20 +27,20 @@ The Empire of
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#(name_41)
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#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) pkunk001.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) pkunk-001.ogg
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Welcome to our home stars. We are the Pkunk. Pkunk we are.
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Seekers of the deepest truths, askers of interesting and significant questions.
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Even now a question of great transcendental significance comes unbidden to our minds:
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`Who are you and what do you want?'
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#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_3) pkunk002.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_3) pkunk-002.ogg
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Greetings and various apropos felicitations! We are Pkunk.
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Hatchlings of light, spritual soul beings of the vast cosmic oneness
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wayfarers on the river of destiny, students of the mystical dimensions
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purveyors of blissful love, birdlike manifestations of glorious light energies from the astral plane.
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How about yourselves?
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#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) pkunk003.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) pkunk-003.ogg
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Do not be frightened. We are powerful creatures, yes,
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but we could not hurt you any more than we could squish the helpless Pootworm.
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We love the Pootworm. We are one with the Pootworm. We are one with you.
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@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ Of course you realize this means you are one with the Pootworm. Rejoice!!
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To be one with the Pootworm is to be alive, and why not be alive?
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Is that not what living is for?
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#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_4) pkunk004.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_4) pkunk-004.ogg
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I sense that you are cautious.
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You feel that you are not yet ready to enter into the fullness of our compassion.
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I say to you, Let go!!
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@@ -58,28 +58,28 @@ Unburden yourself of fears, become as a child once again
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release yourself to tears of joy!
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Go. Go now, young one. Go quickly!
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_1) pkunk005.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_1) pkunk-005.ogg
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Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo! What a good day I am having.
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First, my nest mate surprises me with extra fat and spicy grubs for earlymeal.
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Then I am complimented on my fine display of ceremonial tongs.
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To top it off, I encounter the human friend, loved by all Pkunk.
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Can things get any better?
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_2) pkunk006.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_2) pkunk-006.ogg
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The stars are in auspicious alignment, the various significant moons
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are in the correct houses, and ambient psychic energies are in balance.
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All is well, and the universe is at peace.
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Well, actually 2/3 of our civilization has been decimated by the Ilwrath
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but besides that, all is well. It is good to see you again.
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_3) pkunk007.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_3) pkunk-007.ogg
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Human! I was just thinking of you!
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Ah, but I see you are not surprised, and why should you be?
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Amazing psychic occurences are commonplace for us Pkunk.
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I am filled with love at the sight of you.
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Perhaps we can converse together, or just coexist for a few special moments.
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_4) pkunk008.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_4) pkunk-008.ogg
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So fledgling, you have returned for your spiritual training.
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You seek to be as we Pkunk are. An admirable if somewhat naive goal.
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Of course, as a loving parent I must push you from the nest.
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@@ -87,7 +87,7 @@ Try as you might to cling to the side, I must step on your fingers and kick you
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Ah, but I cannot. I see those sad Human eyes, and I must give in.
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My love gushes forth.
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_5) pkunk009.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_5) pkunk-009.ogg
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Ah, Captain human! I was hoping you would return. I have great news!
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Were you aware that in one of your previous lives, you were Duke Franz Ferdinand?
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It's true! And before that, you were the Egyptian god-pharoah Atum-ta, the sixth!
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@@ -98,7 +98,7 @@ It seems that if you are a turnip farmer, a salesman, or something boring like t
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you aren't reincarnated. When you die you just kind of... cease.
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Isn't the universe a wacky place?
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_6) pkunk010.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_6) pkunk-010.ogg
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Ah. So once again you come to our region of space.
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All are welcome to our nest. We are Pkunk, we cannot help but love all.
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Share our joy. Share our love. Are we not Pkunk?
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@@ -106,15 +106,15 @@ Yes, I said we were and so we are. Ha ha!!
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I must laugh and sing for the sheer joy of it!
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This is our way.
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_7) pkunk011.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_7) pkunk-011.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_8) pkunk012.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_8) pkunk-012.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) pkunk013.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) pkunk-013.ogg
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Auspicious portents and serendipitous omens have foretold your arrival.
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Welcome alien guest to the home of the gentle and playful Pkunk
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Children of the Cosmic Light
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@@ -122,60 +122,60 @@ Hobgoblins of Joy
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Seekers of Spiritual Truth
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and other neat stuff like that.
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#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) pkunk014.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) pkunk-014.ogg
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Oh jubilation and moderate amounts of spiritual-type ecstasy!
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Our sensitive friend and intimate soulmate has returned to our homeworld,
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bringing with him his most beautiful aura and radiant smile.
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How do you fare, Captain?
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#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) pkunk015.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) pkunk-015.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) pkunk016.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) pkunk-016.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) pkunk017.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) pkunk-017.ogg
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Captain. We have been expecting you, of course.
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In fact, you are here because we wished you to be here.
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By channeling our psychic energies through a transdimensional flux inducer
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we are able to affect the low frequency stream of a soul particle such as yourself, and direct its course.
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The only thing is, we can't remember why we brought you here.
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) pkunk018.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) pkunk-018.ogg
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Welcome back, Captain, to our humble planet.
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It is good, once again, to merge our chakras with the totality of your spiritual essence.
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We speak, of course, metaphorically. How can we best be of aid to you?
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) pkunk019.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) pkunk-019.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) pkunk020.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) pkunk-020.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_5) pkunk021.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_5) pkunk-021.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_6) pkunk022.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_6) pkunk-022.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_7) pkunk023.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_7) pkunk-023.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_8) pkunk024.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_8) pkunk-024.ogg
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Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return.
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What wisdom do you seek today?
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#(whats_up_neutral)
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We are seekers of truth. Enlighten us!
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#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_1) pkunk025.ogg
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#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_1) pkunk-025.ogg
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Since you are a perceptive individual, you have noticed that we are physiologically similar to the Yehat.
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This relationship is not coincidence, for indeed in the Harmonic Realm of Creation, there IS no coincidence.
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To be more specific, we are an off-shoot of the Yehat species
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whereas, the Yehat are birds of prey
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who live in a constant balance of terror with their fellow creatures.
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#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_2) pkunk026.ogg
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#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_2) pkunk-026.ogg
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Earth Captain. You would be well advised to use caution when traveling in this area.
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We must warn you about the presence of a spiritually corrupt and violent race... the Ilwrath.
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Ah! I see you already know of them.
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@@ -193,21 +193,21 @@ The Ilwrath appeared almost eight years ago, following a powerful HyperWave broa
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supposedly from Dogar and Kazon, the dark gods of Death and Pain.
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Ever since, they have ceaselessly attacked our ships and planets.
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#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_3) pkunk027.ogg
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#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_3) pkunk-027.ogg
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Over many long years, we have investigated the mysteries of the Universe
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the powers of crystal energy
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regression into past lives
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the truth behind crop circles
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and how to keep largely free of lice and other annoying parasites that tend to get into your feathers.
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#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_4) pkunk028.ogg
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#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_4) pkunk-028.ogg
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You may wonder about our name... Pkunk.
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'Pkunk' means 'Peace' in our language, and we are devoted to this joyous concept.
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#(good_reason_1)
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Turn back! Our most mystical device, the, er... Ouija Board, gave a definite NO when we asked it about your trip.
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#(WE_GO_HOME_1) pkunk029.ogg
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#(WE_GO_HOME_1) pkunk-029.ogg
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Hmm... this is an ominous portent.
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We must consult our spirit guides before proceeding.
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Unfortunately, we will have to return home to do this properly.
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#(good_reason_2)
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Didn't you know this is the, um... year of the Swollen Moon? Bad time to travel!
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#(WE_GO_HOME_2) pkunk030.ogg
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#(WE_GO_HOME_2) pkunk-030.ogg
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It IS?!
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We are so glad you warned us!
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No time to lose! We'll see you back in our home star systems.
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#(bad_reason_1)
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Your trip is fruitless. The Yehat will blow you out of the stars.
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#(NO_GO_HOME_1) pkunk031.ogg
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#(NO_GO_HOME_1) pkunk-031.ogg
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No, we are certain that our Yehat siblings are spiritually prepared for our reunion.
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We shall proceed.
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#(bad_reason_2)
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You have left your home star systems unguarded! What if they are invaded?
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#(NO_GO_HOME_2) pkunk032.ogg
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#(NO_GO_HOME_2) pkunk-032.ogg
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Nothing but material possessions, Captain.
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We Pkunk, having risen to the ninty-ninth psychic plane, plus a tad
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are far beyond trapping our spiritual needs with crude matter.
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#(SENSE_KOHRAH_VICTORY) pkunk033.ogg
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#(SENSE_KOHRAH_VICTORY) pkunk-033.ogg
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Before we proceed Captain, I must speak.
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Many of my people have not been sleeping well these past few nights.
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In fact, I myself did not sleep well last night.
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Captain, they are winning now. If there is anything you can do to stop them you must do it... please!
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Okay, that's all I wanted to say.
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#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_1) pkunk034.ogg
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#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_1) pkunk-034.ogg
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We welcome you to our space, perversely misguided spirits of hostile intent that you are.
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Perhaps it is simply that your species does not comprehend such subtle concepts
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as the unification of the inner self child with the universal love stream.
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Killing bad, bad.
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Is that better?
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#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_2) pkunk035.ogg
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#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_2) pkunk-035.ogg
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Greetings aggressive ones.
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We extend our wing tip to you in a gesture of unwarranted compassion.
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Open your heart and become one with your happy self.
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Don't be afraid of love. Are you afraid of love?
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Are you afraid of yourself? We love you... friend.
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#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_3) pkunk036.ogg
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#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_3) pkunk-036.ogg
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Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo!
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This is what I say when I am in a good mood.
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Are you in a good mood today?
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simply say, `Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo!'
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You will feel much better and you will be much more popular.
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#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_4) pkunk037.ogg
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#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_4) pkunk-037.ogg
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You are what we Pkunk call the `spiritually disenfranchised'.
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I'm not sure why we call you that, because you don't seem disenfranchised to me
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just incredibly violent.
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Anyway, my empathic senses tell me that there is yet hope for you
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if only you would admit to your emotional depravity.
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#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_1) pkunk038.ogg
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#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_1) pkunk-038.ogg
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Wait! Say nothing, loathsome creature of dark and unnatural vibrations
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lest you disturb my peaceful and loving state of mind.
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Ah... but it is too late. I must quickly destroy you
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so that I may return to my state of compassionate bliss.
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#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_2) pkunk039.ogg
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#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_2) pkunk-039.ogg
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Cosmic Disturbance! Cosmic Disturbance!!
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It is arising from something in the vicinity - some creature of unwholesome habits and loathsome nature.
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Wait! The trance of PLAM PRIKKY overcomes me and clarifies my vision.
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Ensign, destroy this creature's ship at once.
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I shall be in my chambers, recuperating.
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#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_3) pkunk040.ogg
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#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_3) pkunk-040.ogg
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Yes. Yes. This is just as it was foretold.
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You will now open fire on our peaceful, and all but harmless ship
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missing us by 2.7 of your metric units.
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Ah, but perhaps you are alarmed by our prescience.
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Yes. Sometimes it amazes even us Pkunk.
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#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_4) pkunk041.ogg
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#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_4) pkunk-041.ogg
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So it is you!
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Once again your negative energy threatens to overwhelm my delicate senses.
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I reel.
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For the sake of all that is good and lovely, I must reach the button
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must reach it!...
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_1) pkunk042.ogg
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_1) pkunk-042.ogg
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We have decided that our Yehat siblings are in need of our love and good counsel.
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We have waited far too long to return home and heal the wound that has kept our race apart these many centuries.
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When we arrive in the Serpentis constellation, we will greet our Yehat brethren with warm hugs of affection
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which I am sure shall be returned in kind.
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_2) pkunk043.ogg
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_2) pkunk-043.ogg
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Once more we have set out to return home -- home to our loving, but misguided brothers and sisters.
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Please do not try to stop us this time. We are firm in our resolve.
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_3) pkunk044.ogg
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_3) pkunk-044.ogg
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We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure.
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We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time.
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_4) pkunk045.ogg
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_4) pkunk-045.ogg
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We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure.
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We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time.
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_5) pkunk046.ogg
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_5) pkunk-046.ogg
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We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure.
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We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time.
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_6) pkunk047.ogg
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_6) pkunk-047.ogg
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We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure.
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We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time.
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_7) pkunk048.ogg
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_7) pkunk-048.ogg
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We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure.
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We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time.
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#(MIGRATING_SPACE_8) pkunk049.ogg
|
||||
#(MIGRATING_SPACE_8) pkunk-049.ogg
|
||||
We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure.
|
||||
We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time.
|
||||
|
||||
#(die_idiot_fools)
|
||||
I have no patience for this absurd idiocy. Prepare yourselves for battle!
|
||||
|
||||
#(VERY_WELL) pkunk050.ogg
|
||||
#(VERY_WELL) pkunk-050.ogg
|
||||
So, you choose the dark path.
|
||||
I am saddened, and yet I feel a certain exhilaration, for with your destruction
|
||||
the universe will be a better place, and it will be I who caused the change.
|
||||
@@ -362,7 +362,7 @@ the universe will be a better place, and it will be I who caused the change.
|
||||
#(why_insults)
|
||||
Just tell me one thing. Why do you transmit insults during the course of a battle?
|
||||
|
||||
#(RELEASE_TENSION) pkunk051.ogg
|
||||
#(RELEASE_TENSION) pkunk-051.ogg
|
||||
Unlike certain other species, we Pkunk are an inherently peaceful and loving people.
|
||||
Combat does not come easily to us.
|
||||
In order to be at all effective, we find it necessary to whip ourselves into an emotional frenzy.
|
||||
@@ -370,7 +370,7 @@ In order to be at all effective, we find it necessary to whip ourselves into an
|
||||
#(what_about_you_angry)
|
||||
I require information regarding your species. Comply at once or be destroyed.
|
||||
|
||||
#(ABOUT_US_ANGRY) pkunk052.ogg
|
||||
#(ABOUT_US_ANGRY) pkunk-052.ogg
|
||||
Information about our species? How nice of you to ask.
|
||||
Well, first of all, our species doesn't go around demanding information from other species.
|
||||
Do you know why? Because it's not nice.
|
||||
@@ -382,7 +382,7 @@ Suddenly I find myself very curious about your species.
|
||||
#(should_be_friends)
|
||||
You are right. Perhaps we should be friends after all. Please forgive my past actions.
|
||||
|
||||
#(YES_FRIENDS) pkunk053.ogg
|
||||
#(YES_FRIENDS) pkunk-053.ogg
|
||||
Forgive? We Pkunk are hardly in a position to forgive.
|
||||
We ourselves are but spiritual wayfarers on the road to perfection.
|
||||
Admittedly, we are approaching the end of the road, while you are still leaving the driveway
|
||||
@@ -391,18 +391,18 @@ but we are all travellers together.
|
||||
#(try_to_be_nicer)
|
||||
Well, I feel pretty bad about killing you guys and stuff. I'll try not to blow up any more of your ships.
|
||||
|
||||
#(CANT_ASK_FOR_MORE) pkunk054.ogg
|
||||
#(CANT_ASK_FOR_MORE) pkunk-054.ogg
|
||||
That's all anyone can do... try. We absolve you of all your past wrong-doings.
|
||||
And please, do not thank us.
|
||||
We have taken pity on you and helped you to change your inner self because we have chosen to heal ourselves
|
||||
and we are you and you are us, therefore we help only those who heal themselves, and are thereby helping others.
|
||||
You see?
|
||||
|
||||
#(VISIT_OUR_HOMEWORLD) pkunk055.ogg
|
||||
#(VISIT_OUR_HOMEWORLD) pkunk-055.ogg
|
||||
If you wish our assistance, you should consult with our wise ones
|
||||
at our homeworld. Its coordinates are 52.2, 52.5.
|
||||
|
||||
#(CAN_BE_FRIENDS) pkunk056.ogg
|
||||
#(CAN_BE_FRIENDS) pkunk-056.ogg
|
||||
Now that we've cleared the air and can completely trust each other
|
||||
we'll just tell you where our home planet is located.
|
||||
It is the first planet in the Gamma Krueger system, located at 52.2, 52.5 on the standard HyperSpace starmap.
|
||||
@@ -411,21 +411,21 @@ Ah, now that feels so much better, doesn't it, friend?
|
||||
#(bye_angry)
|
||||
Hello! Is anybody in there? You are a sentient species aren't you? Oh forget it. I'm leaving.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GOODBYE_ANGRY) pkunk057.ogg
|
||||
#(GOODBYE_ANGRY) pkunk-057.ogg
|
||||
Violent fool! Begone!
|
||||
My feathers are ruffled! Away!
|
||||
|
||||
#(we_conquer)
|
||||
Avast! Delinquent Alien Birds. You are now being conquered. Submit!
|
||||
|
||||
#(WHY_CONQUER) pkunk058.ogg
|
||||
#(WHY_CONQUER) pkunk-058.ogg
|
||||
Ah. Yes. Well. At least you are honest.
|
||||
Uh, excuse me if I may be so bold, but exactly why do you want to conquer us?
|
||||
|
||||
#(conquer_because_1)
|
||||
I conquer for the greater glory of the human race!
|
||||
|
||||
#(NOT_CONQUER_1) pkunk059.ogg
|
||||
#(NOT_CONQUER_1) pkunk-059.ogg
|
||||
Did you say the humans?
|
||||
We Pkunk have long loved the humans!
|
||||
Why they're our favorite, uh... non-feathered friends!
|
||||
@@ -433,20 +433,20 @@ Why they're our favorite, uh... non-feathered friends!
|
||||
#(conquer_because_2)
|
||||
It is regrettable, but your resources are needed to fight the war against the Ur-Quan
|
||||
|
||||
#(NOT_CONQUER_2) pkunk060.ogg
|
||||
#(NOT_CONQUER_2) pkunk-060.ogg
|
||||
It sounds like a good cause
|
||||
but perhaps attacking a peaceful race is not the best way to begin a new, enlightened order.
|
||||
|
||||
#(must_conquer)
|
||||
Enough! One more word and I will simply open fire. I have come here to conquer you and conquered you shall be.
|
||||
|
||||
#(BAD_IDEA) pkunk061.ogg
|
||||
#(BAD_IDEA) pkunk-061.ogg
|
||||
You have chosen unwisely, Captain.
|
||||
|
||||
#(no_conquest)
|
||||
Oh heck. Let's just forget it. I couldn't hurt you guys.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GOOD_IDEA) pkunk062.ogg
|
||||
#(GOOD_IDEA) pkunk-062.ogg
|
||||
When I first looked at you, Captain, I knew that you were an advanced soul.
|
||||
I turned to my first officer, Chrupp, and said
|
||||
`Chrupp, would you just look at that creature's aura! It's magnificent!'
|
||||
@@ -463,7 +463,7 @@ Perhaps we should introduce ourselves. I am Captain
|
||||
#(we_are_vindicator2)
|
||||
.
|
||||
|
||||
#(WHY_YOU_HERE) pkunk063.ogg
|
||||
#(WHY_YOU_HERE) pkunk-063.ogg
|
||||
Yes, yes. We know all that.
|
||||
We are not known throughout the galactic sector as powerful psychics for nothing!
|
||||
Of course we already know the answer to this next question too, but we enjoy conversation.
|
||||
@@ -472,7 +472,7 @@ Why have you come here?
|
||||
#(we_here_to_help)
|
||||
We have come to your homeworld to offer you aid and assistance. This vessel and its crew are at your service.
|
||||
|
||||
#(NEED_HELP) pkunk064.ogg
|
||||
#(NEED_HELP) pkunk-064.ogg
|
||||
I am forming a psychic link with you.
|
||||
I sense that you refer to our conflict with the Ilwrath.
|
||||
I sense that you are offering to venture singlehandedly deep into Ilwrath space
|
||||
@@ -485,7 +485,7 @@ Still, I say thank you, Captain.
|
||||
#(we_need_help)
|
||||
I have come to ask you for your help in the fight against the Ur-Quan.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GIVE_HELP) pkunk065.ogg
|
||||
#(GIVE_HELP) pkunk-065.ogg
|
||||
The fight. Always the fight. We Pkunk are Yin and you are Yang.
|
||||
I suppose the problem is that the Ur-Quan are a little more Yang than you are.
|
||||
Well, be that as it may, we are sympathetic to your concerns.
|
||||
@@ -495,7 +495,7 @@ If need be, we can still kick some serious butt!
|
||||
#(exploring_universe)
|
||||
We are on a five year mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no.....well you get the idea. We're kind of exploring.
|
||||
|
||||
#(SENSE_DEEPER_CONFLICT) pkunk066.ogg
|
||||
#(SENSE_DEEPER_CONFLICT) pkunk-066.ogg
|
||||
I sense a deeper reason, a deeper conflict.
|
||||
A conflict of immense proportion, a proportion of... deeper reason.
|
||||
A deeper thing that is... not too terribly deep.
|
||||
@@ -505,7 +505,7 @@ Are you sure there isn't something you want to say to me?
|
||||
#(fun_cruise)
|
||||
Oh ....uh, no reason. We thought we'd just take this baby out for a little cruise and would you look at where we ended up.
|
||||
|
||||
#(REPRESS) pkunk067.ogg
|
||||
#(REPRESS) pkunk-067.ogg
|
||||
My telepathic sensors are telling me that you are repressing something.
|
||||
Repress, repress, repress. What is it? Come on.
|
||||
What is it? I see a smile.
|
||||
@@ -515,7 +515,7 @@ Come on, nasty alien gonna tell Birdy Pkunky big secret?
|
||||
#(why_ilwrath_fight)
|
||||
This is just my impression, but they seem rather hostile. Why is that?
|
||||
|
||||
#(ILWRATH_FIGHT_BECAUSE) pkunk068.ogg
|
||||
#(ILWRATH_FIGHT_BECAUSE) pkunk-068.ogg
|
||||
We have delved most deeply into the dark and greasy heart of the Ilwrath.
|
||||
And what do you suppose we found there?
|
||||
Well, we found a torpid, vile, malign, odious, spiteful spirit.
|
||||
@@ -533,7 +533,7 @@ but always do little bad and annoying things to keep from ending up like the Ilw
|
||||
#(when_fight_start)
|
||||
When was it that they started attacking you?
|
||||
|
||||
#(FIGHT_START_WHEN) pkunk069.ogg
|
||||
#(FIGHT_START_WHEN) pkunk-069.ogg
|
||||
When? That's easy.
|
||||
It was exactly 27 thousand rotations of the 7th planet in the house of Plarty Fum
|
||||
BEFORE the first alignment of the auspicious constellation of Bis Bis
|
||||
@@ -543,7 +543,7 @@ I guess you would say 8 years ago.
|
||||
#(how_goes_fight)
|
||||
How are you faring in the fight against them?
|
||||
|
||||
#(FIGHT_GOES) pkunk070.ogg
|
||||
#(FIGHT_GOES) pkunk-070.ogg
|
||||
We have calculated that at our present rate of attrition
|
||||
we will exist only on the spiritual plane in a matter of a year or so.
|
||||
Of course, the physical realm does hold a certain coarse attraction
|
||||
@@ -554,7 +554,7 @@ We will be somewhat disappointed to have to leave it.
|
||||
I seem to be having a little trouble defeating the Ur-Quan Hierarchy.
|
||||
Do you have any helpful advice for me?
|
||||
|
||||
#(WAR_GOES_1) pkunk071.ogg
|
||||
#(WAR_GOES_1) pkunk-071.ogg
|
||||
Well, not advice exactly, but I can offer you plenty of moral support.
|
||||
Also, I can tell you about another dream. Yes, perhaps I will tell you about my dream.
|
||||
In this dream there was a small creature, fragile and weak.
|
||||
@@ -568,7 +568,7 @@ Come to think of it, it really wasn't much of a dream.
|
||||
I would have much preferred Awkky Birdy's dream.
|
||||
Anyway, just thought I would tell you about that.
|
||||
|
||||
#(WAR_GOES_2) pkunk072.ogg
|
||||
#(WAR_GOES_2) pkunk-072.ogg
|
||||
I can only tell you to contemplate the small gobbet stone.
|
||||
The stone is spewed forth from the gullet of a Wart Wumpet to land in a moving stream.
|
||||
Does a fish swallow the stone? Perhaps, but that is not the point.
|
||||
@@ -580,10 +580,10 @@ Even the nasty Charg beast cannot defeat a pack of Ibids
|
||||
without the help of 7 or 8 Wrinkle Dogs.
|
||||
I think you see what I am getting at.
|
||||
|
||||
#(WAR_GOES_3) pkunk073.ogg
|
||||
#(WAR_GOES_3) pkunk-073.ogg
|
||||
Avoid being disincarnated before your soul is adequately prepared for the transformation.
|
||||
|
||||
#(WAR_GOES_4) pkunk074.ogg
|
||||
#(WAR_GOES_4) pkunk-074.ogg
|
||||
Seek the path of the trumble cart.
|
||||
Heavily laden, it rocks and weaves, but does it turn over?
|
||||
Only occasionally. You see?
|
||||
@@ -594,7 +594,7 @@ They may be found in supergiant stellar systems.
|
||||
#(how_stop_fight)
|
||||
Is there any way to stop the Ilwrath?
|
||||
|
||||
#(STOP_FIGHT_LIKE_SO) pkunk075.ogg
|
||||
#(STOP_FIGHT_LIKE_SO) pkunk-075.ogg
|
||||
Hmmm. An interesting question. The answer would be..YES!
|
||||
If some benign and loving, yet incredibly destructive and powerful force
|
||||
were to simultaneously rip off all of their legs and drop their putrid egg sacs into steaming pools of molten metal
|
||||
@@ -605,7 +605,7 @@ how could I, when I am filled only with love.
|
||||
#(enough_ilwrath)
|
||||
Let's talk about something else.
|
||||
|
||||
#(OK_ENOUGH_ILWRATH) pkunk076.ogg
|
||||
#(OK_ENOUGH_ILWRATH) pkunk-076.ogg
|
||||
Yes, you're right. Why dwell on the heinous Ilwrath
|
||||
when we could speak of flowers, rainbows, fairies, and crystal magic.
|
||||
Did you know, for example, that there is an invisible fairy spirit at this moment sitting on your head
|
||||
@@ -616,7 +616,7 @@ Nope, they're mysteries!
|
||||
#(what_about_history)
|
||||
What can you tell us of the history of the Pkunk?
|
||||
|
||||
#(ABOUT_HISTORY) pkunk077.ogg
|
||||
#(ABOUT_HISTORY) pkunk-077.ogg
|
||||
Ah. An intelligent question. But where to begin?
|
||||
Surely you know that we Pkunk were once one and the same species as the Yehat.
|
||||
Yes, it's true. We were once brutal birds of prey, oblivious to the mysteries of crystal magic
|
||||
@@ -631,7 +631,7 @@ that triggered the Harmonic Oscillations that would lead us to become the enligh
|
||||
#(what_about_yehat)
|
||||
What about the Yehat? Are you friendly with them?
|
||||
|
||||
#(ABOUT_YEHAT) pkunk078.ogg
|
||||
#(ABOUT_YEHAT) pkunk-078.ogg
|
||||
That depends on how you define friendly.
|
||||
We love our Yehat brethren, whereas they open fire on our vessels on sight.
|
||||
Fortunately, our psychic abilities allow us to sense the deep, abiding love
|
||||
@@ -643,7 +643,7 @@ as our destiny is fulfilled and we are once again reunited as one people.
|
||||
#(what_about_culture)
|
||||
What interesting things can you tell us about your culture?
|
||||
|
||||
#(ABOUT_CULTURE) pkunk079.ogg
|
||||
#(ABOUT_CULTURE) pkunk-079.ogg
|
||||
Just off the top of my beak, I suppose I would say
|
||||
that our culture could be defined as the ultimate unification
|
||||
or Oneness if you will
|
||||
@@ -654,7 +654,7 @@ which both is and is not a culmination of the now essence.
|
||||
#(elaborate_culture)
|
||||
Do you refer to the Now Essence as an extension of the Cosmic Whole, or as a subset of the totality of Oneness?
|
||||
|
||||
#(OK_ELABORATE_CULTURE) pkunk080.ogg
|
||||
#(OK_ELABORATE_CULTURE) pkunk-080.ogg
|
||||
An excellent question. The answer is in itself, an answer, containing the explanation you seek.
|
||||
And more!
|
||||
Let me say the revelation includes the mysteries of Pyramid Power
|
||||
@@ -665,7 +665,7 @@ I'm sorry, but I can be no more specific than that.
|
||||
#(what_about_future)
|
||||
Is it true that you can really see into the future?
|
||||
|
||||
#(ABOUT_FUTURE) pkunk081.ogg
|
||||
#(ABOUT_FUTURE) pkunk-081.ogg
|
||||
Yes it's... uh... wait... a vision comes upon me!
|
||||
A shining light -- a crack in the egg!
|
||||
A swirling vortex... a tunnel. I see my past lives! Your past lives!
|
||||
@@ -678,11 +678,11 @@ Soon we shall return. Soon.
|
||||
#(enough_about_you)
|
||||
I'd love to hear more about your culture, but... the... uh... Oh, would you look at the time. Bye!
|
||||
|
||||
#(OK_ENOUGH_ABOUT_US) pkunk082.ogg
|
||||
#(OK_ENOUGH_ABOUT_US) pkunk-082.ogg
|
||||
Yes, you are right. I should be careful not to overwhelm you with my psychic intensities
|
||||
Perhaps we could talk something less overwhelming, albeit less interesting.
|
||||
|
||||
#(ABOUT_US) pkunk083.ogg
|
||||
#(ABOUT_US) pkunk-083.ogg
|
||||
Not at all, we are after all a fascinating species.
|
||||
Of course, modesty prevents me from talking at length
|
||||
although perhaps if you were to ask me specific questions, propriety might be better served.
|
||||
@@ -696,25 +696,25 @@ Your starfleet has left again, why?
|
||||
#(where_fleet_3)
|
||||
Please don't tell me your fleet has left again to go to the Yehat!
|
||||
|
||||
#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_1) pkunk084.ogg
|
||||
#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_1) pkunk-084.ogg
|
||||
The time has come, Captain, for our reunification with the Yehat.
|
||||
We must proceed.
|
||||
|
||||
#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_2) pkunk085.ogg
|
||||
#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_2) pkunk-085.ogg
|
||||
We have checked all our chakras and observed our auras.
|
||||
We are prepared for the great melding of we Pkunk with our Yehat siblings.
|
||||
Rejoice with us, Captain!
|
||||
|
||||
#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_3) pkunk086.ogg
|
||||
#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_3) pkunk-086.ogg
|
||||
Twice before we have been dissuaded from returning to our ancestral nest
|
||||
from joining our long-lost Yehat brothers and sisters.
|
||||
This time we shall not fail.
|
||||
|
||||
#(RETURNING_FROM_YEHAT_1) pkunk087.ogg
|
||||
#(RETURNING_FROM_YEHAT_1) pkunk-087.ogg
|
||||
We have consulted with our inner chickadees, and must hurry home.
|
||||
Farewell, somewhat-enlightened mammal.
|
||||
|
||||
#(RETURNING_FROM_YEHAT_2) pkunk088.ogg
|
||||
#(RETURNING_FROM_YEHAT_2) pkunk-088.ogg
|
||||
We must make haste, Captain!
|
||||
To the nest! The nest!
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -727,18 +727,18 @@ Um..., why don't you wait until next year?
|
||||
#(am_worried_3)
|
||||
Look. When your ships get to the Yehat, they will be slaughtered. Order them home.
|
||||
|
||||
#(DONT_WORRY_1) pkunk089.ogg
|
||||
#(DONT_WORRY_1) pkunk-089.ogg
|
||||
Your concern for our well-being touches us... makes us love you even more.
|
||||
Come here, Captain. Give us a hug.
|
||||
There. Feel better?
|
||||
Can't you see now that we are right, and you are wrong?
|
||||
Please don't worry. Everything will turn out all right.
|
||||
|
||||
#(DONT_WORRY_2) pkunk090.ogg
|
||||
#(DONT_WORRY_2) pkunk-090.ogg
|
||||
Captain... young, immature, naive Captain. We know what we are doing.
|
||||
Trust us.
|
||||
|
||||
#(DONT_WORRY_3) pkunk091.ogg
|
||||
#(DONT_WORRY_3) pkunk-091.ogg
|
||||
Perhaps you are right. Maybe this whole thing is a stupid mistake.
|
||||
I know what I should do! I should call up all our ships right now and...
|
||||
Wait! What was that? What just flew past my window?
|
||||
@@ -752,7 +752,7 @@ We cannot be moved. Farewell Captain, farewell!
|
||||
#(form_alliance)
|
||||
We are friendly beings who seek to establish friendly relations with your species.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GO_TO_HOMEWORLD) pkunk092.ogg
|
||||
#(GO_TO_HOMEWORLD) pkunk-092.ogg
|
||||
Although we Pkunk have no rank, no pecking order, no arbitrary scheme of dominance
|
||||
we do recognize that some of the souls in this universe have lived many lives
|
||||
while others are but spiritual chickadees.
|
||||
@@ -765,21 +765,21 @@ Seek those wise birds at our homeworld, at Gamma Krueger I. They have all the an
|
||||
#(can_you_help)
|
||||
We are dedicated to fighting the Ur-Quan Hierarchy. Can you help us?
|
||||
|
||||
#(GO_TO_HOMEWORLD_AGAIN) pkunk093.ogg
|
||||
#(GO_TO_HOMEWORLD_AGAIN) pkunk-093.ogg
|
||||
See the wise ones at our homeworld, Captain.
|
||||
Go to Gamma Krueger for your answers.
|
||||
|
||||
#(hostile_greeting)
|
||||
Hey! Bird-brains! Got any fruit loops? Har-har-har!
|
||||
|
||||
#(DONT_BE_HOSTILE) pkunk094.ogg
|
||||
#(DONT_BE_HOSTILE) pkunk-094.ogg
|
||||
Ah, an insult... a sometimes necessary and constructive release of tension.
|
||||
Now perhaps you feel better, and we can deal with your real problems.
|
||||
|
||||
#(obey)
|
||||
You must obey my commands. Fulfill my every whim!
|
||||
|
||||
#(NO_OBEY) pkunk095.ogg
|
||||
#(NO_OBEY) pkunk-095.ogg
|
||||
Though you are far too crude and stupid to realize this, Captain
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we ARE fulfilling your every whim, your every desire.
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It is just that you don't know what you really want. We do.
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@@ -789,35 +789,35 @@ you wish us to punish you for your arrogance and bellicosity.
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#(neutral_bye_space)
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Duty calls. I must go now.
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#(NEUTRAL_GOODBYE_SPACE) pkunk096.ogg
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#(NEUTRAL_GOODBYE_SPACE) pkunk-096.ogg
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Yes, by all means, if duty is calling. I'm sure we'll see each other again.
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Perhaps when the stars are aligned in an appropriate configuration.
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Yes, my inner voice is telling me that is correct. When the stars align, Captain...
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#(SHIP_GIFT) pkunk097.ogg
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#(SHIP_GIFT) pkunk-097.ogg
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Since you are our friends
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our good friends!
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we want to give you a gift... several Pkunk Fury starships, fully crewed.
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If you return in a year's time, perhaps we will be able to give you some more.
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#(NO_ROOM) pkunk098.ogg
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#(NO_ROOM) pkunk-098.ogg
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Alas, you do not possess sufficient room in your fleet for all of the ships we wish to give you.
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Ah, well. We shall have to do the best we can.
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#(friendly_bye_space)
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Adios Pkunkos.
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#(FRIENDLY_GOODBYE_SPACE) pkunk099.ogg
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#(FRIENDLY_GOODBYE_SPACE) pkunk-099.ogg
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Goodbye Captain. When the crystal spheres once more rotate into harmonic union
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we shall meet again.
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#(bye_friendly)
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Goodbye guys. See ya later.
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#(GOODBYE_FRIENDLY) pkunk100.ogg
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#(GOODBYE_FRIENDLY) pkunk-100.ogg
|
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Farewell kind human. Return soon.
|
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|
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#(ALMOST_ALLIANCE) pkunk101.ogg
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#(ALMOST_ALLIANCE) pkunk-101.ogg
|
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Let us unite and form an alliance!!
|
||||
We will provide you with all of the crew, ships, and resources you desire.
|
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We will give you.....wait!
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@@ -828,13 +828,13 @@ We shall give you our love.
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||||
Ah, you are speechless. Do not talk now. I can feel the energy connecting us.
|
||||
Let us part while the silence remains. Farewell...
|
||||
|
||||
#(INIT_NO_ROOM) pkunk102.ogg
|
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#(INIT_NO_ROOM) pkunk-102.ogg
|
||||
But wait! Before we go, we would give you a small token of our love,
|
||||
4 of our meager ships, fully crewed
|
||||
but alas, you do not possess sufficient room in your fleet for all of the ships we wish to give you.
|
||||
Ah, well. Such are the vagaries of life...
|
||||
|
||||
#(INIT_SHIP_GIFT) pkunk103.ogg
|
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#(INIT_SHIP_GIFT) pkunk-103.ogg
|
||||
But wait! Before we go, as a small token of our love,
|
||||
not as a material gift, mind you, we give you 4 of our meager ships, fully crewed.
|
||||
Good luck!
|
||||
@@ -842,13 +842,13 @@ Good luck!
|
||||
#(suit_yourself)
|
||||
Suit yourself.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GOODBYE_MIGRATION) pkunk104.ogg
|
||||
#(GOODBYE_MIGRATION) pkunk-104.ogg
|
||||
And now we return to the golden path. Our Yehat brethren await.
|
||||
|
||||
#(what_about_ilwrath)
|
||||
Would you mind if I asked you a few things about the Ilwrath?
|
||||
|
||||
#(ABOUT_ILWRATH) pkunk105.ogg
|
||||
#(ABOUT_ILWRATH) pkunk-105.ogg
|
||||
Why should we mind? We bear the spidery creatures no ill will.
|
||||
Without darkness there is no light. Without death there is no birth
|
||||
and thanks to the Ilwrath there's lots of birth.
|
||||
@@ -856,14 +856,14 @@ and thanks to the Ilwrath there's lots of birth.
|
||||
#(whats_up_space)
|
||||
What's news?
|
||||
|
||||
#(SHIPS_AT_HOME) pkunk106.ogg
|
||||
#(SHIPS_AT_HOME) pkunk-106.ogg
|
||||
If there was such a thing as a coincidence I would say
|
||||
`What a coincidence that you should ask!'
|
||||
As it is, everything is for a reason. Clearly you ask because you are meant to ask.
|
||||
Just as I am meant to tell you that there are several fine Pkunk ships
|
||||
waiting for you at our homeworld. Use them in good health, and with love.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) pkunk107.ogg
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) pkunk-107.ogg
|
||||
Ahh, vague omens and mysterious portents. Tangled webs of fate
|
||||
intertwined with the branches of destiny, blown by the capricious winds of happenstance.
|
||||
News, news....uh, actually there is some news!
|
||||
@@ -873,7 +873,7 @@ We don't know who this hoax would have been perpetrated by
|
||||
but it seems someone has used these fictitious gods
|
||||
to send the Ilwrath down on us.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) pkunk108.ogg
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) pkunk-108.ogg
|
||||
Well, we are quite sure now that Dogar and Kazon are a hoax.
|
||||
Aside from never having seen them on the 4th astral plane where most gods like to hang out
|
||||
we also recently went back and listened carefully to a recording of one of their broadcasts
|
||||
@@ -883,7 +883,7 @@ Someone out there is playing some kind of joke on the Ilwrath. Or is it a joke o
|
||||
We're not quite sure, but what with all the vaporized planets and total carnage
|
||||
it may be a while before we can look back and fully appreciate the humor.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) pkunk109.ogg
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) pkunk-109.ogg
|
||||
News? Here is news. Did you know that the lovely clear spindle which we gave you
|
||||
is actually part of a larger device which has two other pieces?
|
||||
The function and origin of this alien artifact are unknown to us
|
||||
@@ -891,7 +891,7 @@ but we thought that the charming little spindle, on its own, made quite a handy
|
||||
not to mention a catchy conversation starter. So clear and so pretty.
|
||||
We hope you like it.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) pkunk110.ogg
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) pkunk-110.ogg
|
||||
I believe we may have mentioned that the clear spindle thing-a-ma-jig
|
||||
has two other pieces that fit together with it.
|
||||
Just the other day one of our psychics, while in the Trance of Plam Prikky
|
||||
@@ -902,7 +902,7 @@ grasped by the greedy hands of a Foul Race deep in Persei. The sphere waits.
|
||||
In a tiny voice it calls for its two mates.
|
||||
`Where are you, where are you, Clear Spindle Thing-a-ma-jig and other thing?'
|
||||
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_5) pkunk111.ogg
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_5) pkunk-111.ogg
|
||||
Back to the Clear Spindle business, we have had another telepathic revelation regarding this.
|
||||
This time, an old and venerable Pkunk named Awkky Birdy has had a dream sent to him by his spirit guide, Bosco.
|
||||
In the dream, Awkky Birdy is surrounded by a sea of young Pkunk Females
|
||||
@@ -915,21 +915,21 @@ In a fit of ecstasy he screams out the word, `DRACONIS!!!!'
|
||||
and then the lights dim, and with a smile on his face Awkky Birdy sleeps.
|
||||
Quite a dream, eh?
|
||||
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_6) pkunk112.ogg
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_6) pkunk-112.ogg
|
||||
Yes. We have good news! Well, that is to say, we have no news.
|
||||
But it is good news.
|
||||
Hmmmmm. This is your expression, human Captain. We Pkunk do not pretend to understand it.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_7) pkunk113.ogg
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_7) pkunk-113.ogg
|
||||
I am afraid that our good, no-news is still the same.
|
||||
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_8) pkunk114.ogg
|
||||
#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_8) pkunk-114.ogg
|
||||
I am afraid that our good, no-news is still the same.
|
||||
|
||||
#(tell_my_fortune)
|
||||
I've always wanted my fortune told. Would you mind?
|
||||
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_1) pkunk115.ogg
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_1) pkunk-115.ogg
|
||||
Not at all. You are an open book to me.
|
||||
Ahhh, how quaint your little life is. So refreshing.
|
||||
Anyway, I see in your future, that you will be jumping across the galaxy
|
||||
@@ -938,7 +938,7 @@ This ability you shall receive from a mysterious, and yet somehow I sense, lovab
|
||||
called ArilouLaleelay, or LalilouArilay, or LoopylooHappyday, or something like that.
|
||||
Also I sense that you will have 14 children, and die at an early age.
|
||||
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_2) pkunk116.ogg
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_2) pkunk-116.ogg
|
||||
Let me call upon the spirits of light.
|
||||
Spirits of Light! Hellooo!
|
||||
Spirits!! Ah yes, I feel them approaching. Spirits of Liiiight
|
||||
@@ -951,7 +951,7 @@ but because you made friends with a certain birdlike race
|
||||
they will come to help you at the last minuuuute.
|
||||
Ah, the trance is past.
|
||||
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_3) pkunk117.ogg
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_3) pkunk-117.ogg
|
||||
I gaze into all that will be.
|
||||
I follow the tiny thread that is you, Captain.
|
||||
I see shining rocks that sleep. They are annoyed.
|
||||
@@ -959,7 +959,7 @@ Someone is making a great explosion of light. They awaken!
|
||||
They are powerful. They face the one who disturbed them.
|
||||
Captain, that one wears your face.
|
||||
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_4) pkunk118.ogg
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_4) pkunk-118.ogg
|
||||
Through the haze I see beautiful humanoid women
|
||||
who have been driven from their home.
|
||||
I see a leg moving back and forth. I see their home planet.
|
||||
@@ -970,7 +970,7 @@ She is smiling back. I see you and the woman... oh... um
|
||||
I didn't know humans could do that!
|
||||
The vision ends there.
|
||||
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_5) pkunk119.ogg
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_5) pkunk-119.ogg
|
||||
I'm afraid that the spirits haven't been particularly cooperative in the past few days.
|
||||
As a matter of fact, our last successful contact with the world beyond
|
||||
was when my cousin Braky channeled an angry 5000 year-old warrior named Rumdumdaddy.
|
||||
@@ -981,20 +981,20 @@ Through Braky's voice, Rumdumdaddy complained that we should all be more respect
|
||||
and stop hassling them all the time, and just leave them alone.
|
||||
Ever since then, we can't get squat out of the spirit world.
|
||||
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_6) pkunk120.ogg
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_6) pkunk-120.ogg
|
||||
Sorry, no can do. The spirits still refuse to answer our calls
|
||||
I think they're on strike or something.
|
||||
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_7) pkunk121.ogg
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_7) pkunk-121.ogg
|
||||
We have finally made contact with the `other side'
|
||||
and I'm unhappy to say that the terms we've negotiated with them
|
||||
don't really allow for any more looking into your future.
|
||||
Sorry.
|
||||
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_8) pkunk122.ogg
|
||||
#(FORTUNE_IS_8) pkunk-122.ogg
|
||||
We have exhausted our capacity to foretell your future, Captain. Sorry.
|
||||
|
||||
#(OUT_TAKES) pkunk124.ogg
|
||||
#(OUT_TAKES) pkunk-124.ogg
|
||||
Ah, a final parting with our favorite seeker of enlightenment... how sad.
|
||||
But wait! This doesn't have to be the end!
|
||||
We have established a conduit from the reams of our Harmonic Awareness directly to you!
|
||||
|
||||
Reference in New Issue
Block a user