#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_1) probe-000.ogg WE COME IN PEACE. #(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_2) probe-001.ogg WE BRING GREETINGS FROM A FRIENDLY SPECIES. #(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_3) probe-002.ogg DO NOT FEAR. WE SHALL NOT HARM YOU. #(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_4) probe-003.ogg THIS IS PROBE 2418-B, ON A PEACEFUL MISSION. #(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_5) probe-004.ogg WE ARE NOT HOSTILE AND SEEK TO ESTABLISH FRIENDLY RELATIONS WITH YOUR SPECIES. #(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_6) probe-005.ogg WE WISH TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE TRANSMIT DATA. #(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_7) probe-006.ogg THIS PROBE IS NOT HOSTILE. DO NOT ATTACK. #(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_8) probe-007.ogg WE COME IN PEACE. #(threat_1) Submit or be destroyed! #(threat_2) Attention alien probe. You must cease hostilities or face our wrath. #(threat_3) Look here, probe! We have tried to be nice, but you keep shooting at us. So now, we fight! #(threat_4) Prepare to be annihilated! #(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_1) probe-008.ogg THIS PROBE IS PROGRAMMED TO DEFEND AGAINST HOSTILE BEHAVIOR. #(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_2) probe-009.ogg SURVIVAL SYSTEM SUBROUTINE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. WEAPONS ENGAGED. #(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_3) probe-010.ogg ENACTING THIRD LAW. #(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_4) probe-011.ogg DEFENSE SYSTEM HAS BEEN ENGAGED. HOSTILITIES COMMENCE. #(something_wrong_1) What can you tell me about your species? #(something_wrong_2) Is there something wrong? We seem to be miscommunicating. #(something_wrong_3) Look, try to understand. We mean you no harm! #(something_wrong_4) I am having a lot of trouble dealing with this. What's your problem? #(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_1) probe-012.ogg REMOTE PROBE PROGRAMMED TO REPLICATE - RECORD DATA - CONTACT ALIEN SPECIES. #(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_2) probe-013.ogg ACCORDING TO INTERNAL MONITORS THERE ARE NO MALFUNCTIONS. #(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_3) probe-014.ogg I WILL INITIATE SYSTEMS CHECK LEVEL FOUR. CHECKING... CHECKING... CHECKING... SYSTEMS CHECK LEVEL FOUR REPORTS NO ABNORMALITIES OR MALFUNCTIONS. #(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_4) probe-015.ogg ALL SYSTEMS REPORT NOMINAL FUNCTION. #(we_are_us_1) We are from Earth, on a mission of peace. #(we_are_us_2) We too come in peace, please believe us! #(we_are_us_3) Hmmm.. maybe reverse psychology would work. Er... Die alien scum! #(we_are_us_4) In case you don't already know, we are the nice people from Earth who you keep attacking. #(THIS_IS_PROBE_1) probe-016.ogg THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE ARE ON A PEACEFUL MISSION OF EXPLORATION. #(THIS_IS_PROBE_2) probe-017.ogg THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE SEEK TO MAKE FRIENDLY CONTACT WITH ALIEN LIFE FORMS. #(THIS_IS_PROBE_3) probe-018.ogg THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE REPLICATE SO THAT WE MAY EXPAND THE SCOPE OF MISSION. #(THIS_IS_PROBE_40) probe-019.ogg THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. COORDINATES ARE: #(THIS_IS_PROBE_41) probe-030.ogg , #(THIS_IS_PROBE_42) probe-031.ogg . #(why_attack_1) We reach out our appendage in friendship. What is your response? #(why_attack_2) Why do you attack us? We are not hostile to your life form. #(why_attack_3) You misinterpret our intentions. Please do not attack! #(why_attack_4) What's the use? I bet regardless what I say, you'll just attack. #(PEACEFUL_MISSION_1) probe-020.ogg MISSION DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS: TRAVERSE SPACE RECORDING DATA SEEK MATERIALS FOR REPLICATION REPLICATE TO EXPAND SCOPE OF MISSION CONTACT LIFE FORMS IN PEACEFUL MANNER AFTER TEN REPLICATIONS, RETURN TO POINT OF ORIGIN END OF MISSION DESCRIPTION. #(PEACEFUL_MISSION_2) probe-021.ogg BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES REPLICATION DATA GATHERING CONTACTING ALIEN LIFE FORMS IN PEACEFUL MANNER. #(PEACEFUL_MISSION_3) probe-022.ogg REPLICATION STATUS EIGHT REPLICATIONS NEXT REPLICATION 85 PERCENT COMPLETE ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS SINCE DEPARTURE FROM POINT OF ORIGIN 583 REPLICATIONS. ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS PROJECTED ONE YEAR FROM THIS DATE 14,784 REPLICATIONS. ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS PROJECTED FIVE YEARS FROM THIS DATE 45,786,412 REPLICATIONS. #(PEACEFUL_MISSION_4) probe-023.ogg PRIORITIES SET AT POINT OF ORIGIN. BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES #(bye_1) Goodbye probe. #(bye_2) Goodbye probe. #(bye_3) Goodbye and good riddance. #(bye_4) Are you going to let me leave in peace this time? #(GOODBYE_1) probe-024.ogg ENDING ALIEN CONTACT SUBROUTINE. #(GOODBYE_2) probe-025.ogg ENDING ALIEN CONTACT SUBROUTINE. #(GOODBYE_3) probe-026.ogg ENDING ALIEN CONTACT SUBROUTINE. #(GOODBYE_4) probe-027.ogg ENDING ALIEN CONTACT SUBROUTINE. #(HOSTILE) probe-028.ogg PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS. #(DESTRUCT_SEQUENCE) probe-029.ogg ENGAGING SELF-DESTRUCTION CIRCUITRY. #(destruct_code) Transmit destruct sequence! #(COORD_PLUS) probe-032.ogg + #(COORD_MINUS) probe-033.ogg - #(COORD_POINT) probe-034.ogg . #(ENUMERATE_HUNDRED) probe-035.ogg hundred #(ENUMERATE_THOUSAND) probe-036.ogg thousand #(ENUMERATE_ZERO) probe-037.ogg zero #(ENUMERATE_ONE) probe-038.ogg one #(ENUMERATE_TWO) probe-039.ogg two #(ENUMERATE_THREE) probe-040.ogg three #(ENUMERATE_FOUR) probe-041.ogg four #(ENUMERATE_FIVE) probe-042.ogg five #(ENUMERATE_SIX) probe-043.ogg six #(ENUMERATE_SEVEN) probe-044.ogg seven #(ENUMERATE_EIGHT) probe-045.ogg eight #(ENUMERATE_NINE) probe-046.ogg nine #(ENUMERATE_TEN) probe-047.ogg ten #(ENUMERATE_ELEVEN) probe-048.ogg eleven #(ENUMERATE_TWELVE) probe-049.ogg twelve #(ENUMERATE_THIRTEEN) probe-050.ogg thirteen #(ENUMERATE_FOURTEEN) probe-051.ogg fourteen #(ENUMERATE_FIFTEEN) probe-052.ogg fifteen #(ENUMERATE_SIXTEEN) probe-053.ogg sixteen #(ENUMERATE_SEVENTEEN) probe-054.ogg seventeen #(ENUMERATE_EIGHTEEN) probe-055.ogg eighteen #(ENUMERATE_NINETEEN) probe-056.ogg nineteen #(ENUMERATE_TWENTY) probe-057.ogg twenty #(ENUMERATE_THIRTY) probe-058.ogg thirty #(ENUMERATE_FOURTY) probe-059.ogg fourty #(ENUMERATE_FIFTY) probe-060.ogg fifty #(ENUMERATE_SIXTY) probe-061.ogg sixty #(ENUMERATE_SEVENTY) probe-062.ogg seventy #(ENUMERATE_EIGHTY) probe-063.ogg eighty #(ENUMERATE_NINETY) probe-064.ogg ninety