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Dwe Certainly Will, Dwe Certainly Will! + +#(OK_YOUBOO) ILWRA003.WAV +It Shall Be So, Great Ones. +Yuubuu Are Mighty! +Yuubuu Are The Most Hideous And Deceitful! +We Ilwrath Are Too Fortunate To Have Yuubuu To Worship! + +#(OK_DILRAT) ILWRA004.WAV +We, The Dill-Rats, Bow And Scrape Off Our Appendages In Your Honor, Mighty Dogar And Kazon! + +#(BIG_FUN) ILWRA005.WAV +Listen! +Once More The Terrible Twosome Are Among Us! +Hear Our Thanks, Mighty Dogar And Kazon! +We Have Found Ultimate Pleasure In Your Cruel Service In These Alien Stars! +Though Our Enemy, The Thraddash, Possess A Tough And Chewy Exterior +Inside These Creatures Can Be Found A Most Smooth And Sweet Set Of Innards. +Their Low Bellows Of Fear And Agony Do Service To Your Names, Great Dogar And Kazon! +We Will Slay These Beasts In Your Name, Until They Are All Dead, Dead, DEAD! + +#(FAST_AS_CAN) ILWRA006.WAV +Our Gods Of Darkness And Pain Call To Us Again! +Evil Dogar, Cruel Kazon! How Can We Be So Fortunate To Hear From You Again? +We Pray Thee Gods, Forgive Us For Not Yet Beginning The Slaying Of The Thraddash. +Quickly Now, I Must Rend Three Limbs From My Thorax As A Sign Of My Supplication. +AIEE! +AIEE! +AIEE! +It Is Done! Dogar And Kazon See My Fluids And Must Smile. I Am Happy! +We Make All Haste, But Are Limited By The Speed Of Our Avenger Starcraft. +We Know Our Pitiful Excuses Are Worthless... +We Must Show Our Shame With The Removal Of Yet More Limbs. +AIEE +AIEE +AIEE + +#(GLORIOUS_WORSHIP) ILWRA007.WAV +Attend! The Cruel Twins Of Pain And Death Have Returned To Instruct Us! +Dogar And Kazon! We Are Your Instruments Of Cruelty And Death! +As We Speak, Our Holy Excruciators Attack The Thraddash, Slaying Unmercifully In Your Names. + +#(ON_WAY) ILWRA008.WAV +Dogar And Kazon Once More Grace Channel 44 With Their Inspiring Words Of Hatred And Cruelty! +Acolyte! Turn The Volume To Maximum Immediately! +Hear Us, Black Dogar! Hear Us, Bloody Kazon! +We Have Heard Your Word And Devote Every Breath To Fulfilling Your Desire For Gratuitous Violence And Death! +As We Speak, A Thousand Starships, Cloaked And Invisible, Make Passage To The Draconis Stars. +Upon Arrival There, The Holy Killing Team Will Begin The Bloody Slaughter You Requested. + +#(GODS_RETURN_1) ILWRA009.WAV +Dogar! Kazon! We Hear Your Summons And Slaughter The Fat Jubby In Greeting. + +#(GODS_RETURN_2) ILWRA010.WAV +From The Black Pits Of Pain The Deific Duo Of Destruction Emerge Once More! + +#(GODS_RETURN_3) ILWRA011.WAV +Our Gods Have Returned Once More, Just As Foretold By This Morning's Rituals! +When We Pulled The Steaming Entrails From The Squirming Sacrifice +and Flung The Fatty Loops Against The Walls Of Our Holy Chambers +the Entrails Stuck Tight, Neither Sliding Nor Peeling Even A Little Bit! +Thus Was Our Gods' Arrival Foretold! + +#(JUST_GRUNTS) ILWRA012.WAV +What Is That? The Voices Of Our Gods Dogar And Kazon? Surely It Cannot Be! +And Yet My Set Is Tuned To The Mystic 44 -- Who Else Can It Be? +I Am Unworthy Of Such Attention As This! +Dogar -- Kazon! Your Divine Words Will Surely Consume Me. +I Beeseech Thee! Speak Directly To The Leaders At Homeworld! +I Am Unworthy. + +#(GRUNTS_AGAIN) ILWRA013.WAV +Hark! We Are Receiving A Holy Transmission. +Oh Dark And Gruesome Masters! I Am Honored With Your Attention. +But Great Gods, I Am But A Simple Ilwrath, A Humble Murderer. +I Am Unworthy To Hear Your Words! +Only At Our Homeworld Orbiting The Green Eye Of Dogar Are There Ilwrath Sufficiently Evil +to Understand Your Commandments. Forgive Me! + +#(WHAT_ORDERS) ILWRA014.WAV +Your Will Is Our Inspiration. What Shall We Do? + +#(WE_WORSHIP_1) ILWRA015.WAV +From The Chambers Of Pain We Hear Your Words, Cruel And Evil Lords Of Darkness. +And As Your Voice Crackles Out Of The Speaker Boxes, It Sends Thrills Across Our Carapaces. +Our Hairy Quills All Stand Erect And We Pant And Wheeze With Holy Fervor! +Oh Mighty Gods! You Are The Definition Of All That Is Evil And Hideous In This Universe! +You Are The Inspiration For All Cruelty, Deception And Pain. +For This We Thank You! + +#(WE_WORSHIP_2) ILWRA016.WAV +We Shall Make Instant Obeisance, Divine Lords Of Darkness! +Acolyte! Light The Candles Of Torment -- Quickly! +No You Idiot! Not The White Ones... +Use The Yellow And Red Ones We Made From The Prisoners Last Week, The Ones With The Lumps. +No Fool, Not Those! They Are Still Wet! + +#(WE_WORSHIP_3) ILWRA017.WAV +Oh Evil Dogar! +Oh Hideous Kazon! +We Shall Toss The Fat Jubbies Into The Pit Of A Thousand Needles! +This We Shall Do In Your Names! +We Shall Bring Forth The Last Remaining Hu-Man Prisoner +And Pull Its Head Apart Slowly, So That Its Cries Last For Hours. +This We Shall Do In Your Names! +We Shall Torment, Terrorize, Maim And Kill, Again, Again And AGAIN! +This We Shall Do In Your Names! + +#(SUBSEQUENT_CHMMR_HELLO) ILWRA018.WAV +So... The Hu-Man Has Returned To Visit Its Entombed Mentors Of Deceit! +I Am Emotionally Moved By This Poignant Moment, And Feel Compelled To Make Immediate Obeisance. +Flaccid Earthling -- I Will Pour Your Warm Circulatory Fluid Across The Altar Of Dogar +And Dance A Jig Of Cruelty Atop Your Cooling Corpse. + +#(INIT_CHMMR_HELLO) ILWRA019.WAV +Caught You, Didn't I? +We Have Monitored Your Visit To This World With Great Interest. +Your Plans For Trickery Are Pitiful +And Make Dogar And Kazon Clack Their Mandibles Against One Another And Snicker With Amusement. +And So Now, Squishy Hu-Man +I Wonder What Sort Of Noise You Will Make +When I Pull Off Your Arms? +A High And Wailing Scream, Or A Low Moan Of Ultimate Suffering? + +#(OK_ENOUGH_ILWRATH) ILWRA020.WAV +And Yet You Know So Little. + +#(OK_ENOUGH_GODS) ILWRA021.WAV +Your Pitiful Investigations Have Barely Scratched The Surface Of What Is To Be Learned +About Dogar And Kazon. +And Remember, You May Never Get Another Chance To Ask Such Questions. + +#(SEND_MESSAGE) ILWRA022.WAV +By The Fetid Breath Of The Dark Twin, Kazon! +A Hu-Man In An Alien Starship... How Fascinating! +When I Intercepted That Ur-Quan Drone, And Learned That An Unidentified Starship Had Approached Earth, +I Never Expected To Find Such A Remarkable Vehicle In The Hands Of A Hu-Man. +Hu-Mans Are Prey Animals - Weak And Helpless- +But Here Is A Hu-Man In An Armed Starship! +And Therefore In Direct Violation Of The Oath Of Fealty. +I Am Sure Our Masters, The Ur-Quan, Will Punish Earth Most Severely For This Treachery.... +When I Present Them With The Twisted Wreckage Of Your Ship And Your Many Charred Corpses. + +#(CAME_FROM) ILWRA023.WAV +Since You Will Soon Be Dead, I Will Gladly Explain. +We Have Spent Many Years Gleefully Preying On The Pkunk. +They Are A Pitiful, Easily-killed Species... +And We Would Have Continued In This Divine Worship Of Dogar And Kazon... +But We Required Additional Crew Members And Repairs To Our Cloaking Device. +So We Departed The Giclas Constellation And Set Course For Home. +But Before We Had Reached Our Region Of Space, We Detected The Passage Of A Nearby Vessel - The Ur-Quan Drone. +It Informed Us About You... So Here We Are. +And Now, YOU DIE! + +#(WHO_BLASTS_WHO) ILWRA024.WAV +I Have No Fear Of You, Feeble Mammal. +Though My Ship Lacks A Functional Cloaking Device, And Many Of Our Crew Are Dead, +My Gods, Dogar The Black And Kazon The Unseen, Have Personally Confided To Me +That They Despise You Hu-Mans, And That They Will Help Us To Kill You All! + +#(NO_SURRENDER) ILWRA025.WAV +Fool! +As Alien As Your Ship May Be, Our Sensors Reveal How Few Weapons You Have On Board. +Though This Vessel Is Under-Crewed, And Our Cloak Of Darkness Is Non-Functional, +We Still Have More Than Enough Power To Kill You All! + +#(NOT_REASONABLE) ILWRA026.WAV +Ha-ha-ha-ha! You Must Be Either A Naive Child Or A Hopeless Fool. +In Either Case, It Makes No Difference, Because Soon You Will Be DEAD! + +#(SUBSEQUENT_HOME_HELLO) ILWRA027.WAV +I See That You Have Come To Your Senses +And Are Now Prepared To Engage In The Festival Of A Thousand Screams. +Although Your Initial Rejection Of The Honor Was Dismaying, +We Realize That It May Have Been A Shock To Be So Privileged. +Ha Ha, Pinch Yourself, Hu-Man! You Are Not Dreaming. +Dogar Has Winked And Kazon Has Spasmed In Condescending Approval. +Today, Hu-Man, Is Your Lucky Day! + +#(GENERAL_INFO) ILWRA028.WAV +Though Such Information Is Normally Holy And Secret, +I Find I Am Unable To Contain Myself. Know This Fact, Hu-Man +You Are Hu-Man, Weak And Alone In This Universe With No Gods To Protect You. +I Know This, Because The Only True Gods Are Our Own Ilwrath Deities, Dogar And Kazon! +Dogar Is The Killer In A Black Cloak... +The Great Destroyer... +The Bloody-Clawed Murderer... +The Dark Beast With A Thousand Young! +Kazon, On The Other Claw, Is The Great Deceiver... +The Malevolent Evil In The Darkness... +The Unstoppable Monster Who Has No Pity... +The Hungry Lurker In The Night. +These Are Our Gods -- The ONLY Gods! +How Do We Know, You Ask? Because Dogar And Kazon TOLD US So. + +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE) ILWRA029.WAV +Not So Fast, Tender Hu-Man! You Must First Pay Homage To The Universal Deities Dogar And Kazon! +The Payment Is Simple And Within Your Means. +You Will Pay With Your Lives! + +#(DECEIVERS) ILWRA030.WAV +DECEIVERS! +We Know That You Are Not Truly Dogar And Kazon! +Your Foolish And Childlike Attempts To Fool Us Shall Be Your Death! + +#(NO_PEACE) ILWRA031.WAV +Excellent! We Enjoy The Process Of Rending Life So Much More When The Life Giver Is Willing. +Come Now In Peace And Give That Which Makes You Live! + +#(NO_ALLIANCE) ILWRA032.WAV +Silly Earthling! The Ur-Quan, Our Masters, Would Be Displeased If They Were Aware Of Your Transgressions! +By Violating Your Oath Of Fealty To The Ur-Quan, We Are Obligated To Take Your Lives As Payment... +A Process That Will Incidentally Please Both Myself And, More Importantly, The Arch-Deific Duo! + +#(ILWRATH_BELIEVE) ILWRA033.WAV +Listen! +It Is The Hideous And Inspiring Voices Of Our Gods, Dogar And Kazon! +Oh Great Gods Of Evil And Darkness, What Can Your Humble And Devious Servants Do For You? + +#(OK_KILL_THRADDASH) ILWRA034.WAV +Oh Mighty Dogar! +Oh Mighty Kazon! +Your Devoted Servants Hear Your Words And Obey Your Divine And Cruel Insights. +The Pkunk Are Unfit For OUR Sacramental Tortures! +We Relish The Prospect Of Killing Worthy Prey! +We Will Leave Immediately So That We Can Begin Our Glorious, Evil Devotions... +But Who Shall We Prey Upon Next? +Who Will Suffer Our Inspired Torment? +Hmm +Didn't Those Loathsome Umgah Once Mention A Race Near Their Region Of Space? +Hmm +YES! I Have It! The THRADDASH! +We Will Go NOW, And Kill All Of Them! + +#(GOODBYE_GODS) ILWRA035.WAV +Farewell Dogar And Kazon. We Are Awed By Your Malevolent Presence, And Swear Unto You +To Commit Even More Vile And Treacherous Deeds Tommorrow Than We Did Today! + +#(INIT_HELLO_SPACE) ILWRA036.WAV +What? Can I Believe My Sensory Cluster? I Sense Hu-Mans! +I Dance With Joy For Our Good Fortune. +The Hu-Man Dies With Such Agony That It Cannot Help But Please +Dogar And Kazon. + +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_1) ILWRA037.WAV +What Is It? Mmmm, Hu-Man! It Has Been Long Since I Have Seen A Hu-Man Die! +We Will Bet On How Many Parts We Can Remove Before It Stops Making Noise! +Now, You Space-Ship Captain, Begin The Expedient Transfer Of All Hu-Man Crew +So That We May Waste No Time. + +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_2) ILWRA038.WAV +Ah, Hu-Man! You Join Us In The Celebration Of Dogar And Kazon! +We Grow Excited: The Hu-Man Makes Excellent Ceremony. +When We Peel It, Urgent Bleating Comes From The Noisemaker. +Then The Green Eye Of Dogar Observes It Writhe Upon The Altar +And The Cilia Of Kazon Swell, Indicating Their Readiness For The Juices. +It Squirms With Vigor Until We Pop The Crunchy Noisemaker. +Rejoice! The Duo Of Deception Shall Receive Their Supplication. + +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_3) ILWRA039.WAV +Your Fortuitous Arrival Bodes Well For Our Ceremony Of Consumption! +The Hu-Man Must Prepare: It Must Perform A Complete Depilation, +And Then Anoint Its Surface With The Larval Paste Of Our Stillborn Offspring. +At The Altar Of The Duo Of Darkness We Suck The Bony Strength From The Fleshy Weakness +While The Hu-Man Squeals For Either Dogar Or Kazon! +Hu-Man, Listen Closely To These Words +Favor Neither God With Your Screams, Lest You Tragically Taint The Consumption! + +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_4) ILWRA040.WAV +By The Green Eye Of Dogar, It Is A Squishy Bone-Bag Hu-Man! +It Is Waiting For Kazon To Knead Its Body With The Cilia Of Dread +Until It Can Only Roll And Bleat. +Hah! It Can Only Hope To Be So Honored. +Even Now It Begs For Death And So Now I Must Decide... +Will It Be By Sequentially Bursting Sensory Apparatus Until Nothing Remains? +Will It Be By Shaking It Until It Is Oozing All Over? +Will It Be By Chewing Off Bits And Pieces Until It No Longer Functions? +Hmm, I Think Not The Latter -- Too Many Bones. + +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) ILWRA041.WAV +Hah! Puny Hu-Man! You Make Me Chitter With Amusement! +By The Will Of The Mighty Dogar And Kazon I Am Here To Make You Die, Die, DIE! + +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) ILWRA042.WAV +It Is The Good Will Of Dogar And Kazon That Brings The Fodder Hu-Man To Us! +Were It Not For The Dark Lords Of Deceptions' Mighty Directive, +We Would Not Have The Good Fortune To Intercept You For A Festive Limb Wringing! +Your Fight For Life, Though Futile, Serves The Noble Purpose +And Appeases Our Honored Deities. +You Have Earned The Right To Hold Your Head High! + +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) ILWRA043.WAV +Incorrectness! We Come From The Eye Of Dogar. +Such A Quasar Exists Nowhere Near This Location! +Look In The Heavens At Location 022.9, 366.6 +And Gaze Into The Depths Of Its All-Seeing Eye If You Dare! +Only By The Sparing Caress Of Kazon's Anointed Cilia Will You Survive Such An Act. +Else, You Will Bless The Altar Of Consumption With Your Ceremonial Blood! + +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) ILWRA044.WAV +In The Brief Golden Moment - During The War With Your Alliance - +We Ilwrath Enjoyed Unequaled Merriment And Festivities. +So Much Blood And Lymph Fluid -- Ecstasy! +Then, After The Ur-Quan Made Your Kind Fallow Slaves, +We Were Forced To Use Species Indigenous To Our Planet For Amusement. +We Lived A Pleasant Existence Until A Scandal Rocked The Ilwrath! +The Grah -- Our Favorite Species To Torment, Which We Carefully Maintained At The Brink Of Extinction, +Had Been Completely Consumed! +A Bureaucratic Error Was To Blame. +Quality Death Became Rare. Our Highly Advanced Civilization Began To Show Signs Of +Degeneracy. +In Our Moment Of Need, We Prayed To The Mighty Duo For Direction, And They Answered. +`Go Forth', They Said. `Seek The Bird Beings. +Pluck Them Slowly. Eviscerate Their Gasping Husks. Let Dogar And Kazon Drink Their Death And Pain!' +We Went Forth And We Found The Pkunk, But Hu-Man, Now We Are Supremely Joyful... +Because You Die So Much Better! + +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_5) ILWRA045.WAV +Blasphemer! You Are Not Fit For The Most Holy Rituals Of Devivication And Consumption! +Dogar And Kazon Would Most Assuredly Gag On Your Sour Flesh +And Spit Your Thin Soul Onto The Ninth Mountain Of Hell. +Therefore We Shall Simply Cut You Up And Feed You To The Pets. + +#(STRENGTH_NOT_ALL) ILWRA046.WAV +Ha Foolish Flesh Sac, Your Obsession With Strength Spells Your Doom. +Only Through Enlightenment Achieved With Diligent Ritual Worship Of The Twins Of Darkness +Can A Being Truly Be Victorious! +Death, No Matter What The Source, Feeds The Wicked Pair. +It Is An Ultimate Honor And Victory To Die For This Purpose. +We Know In The End Only The Truly Devout Will Reap The Reward That Dogar And Kazon Dispense! + +#(NO_SLAY_BY_THOUSANDS) ILWRA047.WAV +You Amuse Us With Your Nonsensical Ramblings. +We Look Forward To The Careful Exploration Of Your Structure. +First, We Will Peel Back The Curious Follicle-Infested Outer Layer +Followed By The Greasy Blankets Of Yellow Lard. +Such A Confusing Hodge-Podge Of Parts Can Entertain For Hours! +Hu-Man, Prepare Yourself For The Festivities! + +#(NO_EASE_UP) ILWRA048.WAV +Relax -- Yes! Dogar And Kazon Could Not Say It Better! +We Will Engage In The Best Stress-Relieving Activity. +Prepare Your Tepid Flesh Bag For Death! + +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_SPACE) ILWRA049.WAV +Where To, Hu-Man? +We Are Here To Escort You To The Glistening Chambers Of Pain +Home Of The Heinous Twins Of Darkness. +We Will Assist You On Your Journey Of Expiration. + +#(INIT_HOME_HELLO) ILWRA050.WAV +What A Pleasant Surprise! Ever Since The Ur-Quan Made It A Fallow Slave Species +We Have Missed The Hu-Man! You Arrive Just In Time For The Festival Of A Thousand Screams. +We Welcome You With Open Appendages! +Your Participation In The Ceremony Is Most Fortuitous. +As We Pour Your Steaming Parts From Your Breached Husk +You Will Cry With The Force That Pleases The Mighty Deities Dogar And Kazon! +Then We Will Address Our Inquiries And Receive Deific Guidance. Glorious! + +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOMEWORLD) ILWRA051.WAV +You Leave? The Festivities Have Not Yet Begun -- You Have Uttered Nary A Single Scream! +Our Pain-Pots Have Been Freshly Mixed, And We Have Sharpened Our Poppers. +Wait! We Cannot Permit You To Miss The Happy Times Of Terror And Torment. + +#(SO_MUCH_TO_KNOW) ILWRA052.WAV +There Is So Much To Tell -- So Many Different Aspects! +These Deities Permeate The Fabric Of The Universe. +Since All Things Eventually Succumb To Death, All Things Meet Dogar And Kazon. + +#(LONG_AGO) ILWRA053.WAV +Hu-Man, You Do Not Understand. It Is As It Has Always Been. +When The Hatchlings Struggle From The Egg Sac +They Show Their Respect To The Twin Gods Of Death During Their First Frenzied Gorging. +From That Moment On, The Directives And Philosophies Of Dogar And Kazon +Are Manifested By The Hatchling. + +#(KILLED_GOOD_GODS) ILWRA054.WAV +During The Dark Ages, Yes, We Were Confused By The Many Gods. +There Were Dozens Of Deities Ranging From Zith Of The Pelt +To Awk Of The Seds. +It Was Only Through The Careful Formation Of A Priestly Ruling Body +That The Ilwrath Were Able To Determine The True Gods Dogar And Kazon! +This New Priestly Cabal Revealed That We Must Discard All Other Gods +Be They Of Hearth Or Flowing Web. +Only The Priests Were Capable Of Interpreting The Will Of The Gods. +Their Order Refined Our Worship Until We Could Do No Better. +Specifically, All Heretics Were To Be Eaten, +And All Possessions Were To Be Delivered To The Holy Sites +Or The Priestly Dwellings. + +#(CHANNEL_44) ILWRA055.WAV +The Deific Duo Broadcast On Channel 44. Their Words Of Wisdom Are +Available To All And The Instructions Are Carried Out To The Best Of Our +Mortal Ability. We Know That We Are Pleasing The Gods Because They +No Longer Find It Necessary To Guide Us. In The Past, The Dark Twins +Were Compelled To Direct Us Almost Daily, But Now Have Received No +Direction For Almost Eight Years. Indeed, We Diligently Monitor The +Channel Should Dogar And Kazon Choose To Be Heard. + +#(BECAUSE_44) ILWRA056.WAV +They Do It For Us. +First, They Clear The Channel Of Messy Static And +Interference. Second, It Made It Easy For Us To Properly Identify What +Might Be Mistaken For Mad Rambling As The Sacred Words. You See, +Dogar Possesses 44 Eyes That See Into The 44 Planes Of Existence And +Each Of Kazon's 44 Sub-Tongues Is Made Up Of 44 Plump, Writhing +Cilia. Besides, They Knew We Were 'Captain Satellite' Viewers. + +#(WHAT_ABOUT_ILWRATH) ILWRA057.WAV +Yes, Your Interest Is Not Unusual. It Is Through The Omniscient Guidance +Of Our Mighty Lords Of Darkness That We Have Achieved This State Of +Near Perfection. We Will Dispel Your Ignorance Concerning The First +Child Species Of The Unmerciful Dogar And Kazon. + +#(ABOUT_PHYSIO) ILWRA058.WAV +Yes, Our Striking Appearance Only Hints At The True Strength That +Resides Inside. Coursing Through Our Thorax Are The Fluids Of Life. +Like Yourselves, If We Leak In Excess, We Will Satiate The Sacrificial +Needs Of Dogar And Kazon. Our Mandibles Allow Us To Communicate, +Take Sustenance, And Deliver Pain. The Appendages You See Here +Allow Us To Manipulate Our Technologies And Will Regenerate When +Damaged Or Lost As Often Happens In Many Of The Rituals Of Pain. Our +Sensory Cluster Lets Us Monitor The Whim And Will Of The Deadly Duo +In The Complex Sequence Of Events That Leads Us All To Death. + +#(ABOUT_HISTORY) ILWRA059.WAV +For Eons We Lived Appendage To Mandible. +Then, Many Millennia Ago, We Received The Guidance Of Dogar And Kazon. +This Enabled Us To Move Beyond The Simple Existence Of Tranquil Hunter-Gatherers, +To Become World-Striding Avatars Of Death And Destruction. +Over The Many Years, We Advanced Our Technology -- Always In The Name Of Dogar And Kazon +Always In The Development Of More Sophisticated Tools For Murder. +Then, The Gods Gave Us The Means To Go Forth And Commit Even More Glorious Acts! +This Was 29 Years Ago, When The Ur-Quan Improved Our Starships And Weapons. +The War Against Your Alliance Was Glorious! +But Alas, All Good Things Come To An End. You Lost. +We Honored The Wishes Of The Soft And Merciful Ur-Quan And Stopped Eating You Hu-Mans. +To Continue Our Festive Ceremonies Of Death We Began Employing Our Native Species For Ceremony. +Things Seemed To Be Going Well Until We Accidentally Exhausted Our Supply Of All These Life Forms. +We Became Distraught And Called To Our Gods For Guidance! +Then, Eight Years Ago, Dogar And Kazon Responded To Our Wails Of +Dismay By Directing Us To Devour Feathered Bird Beings-The Pkunk! +We Now Penetrate Deeply Into Their Home Space! +When We Complete Our Mission Of Genocide +We Are Certain That We Will Once Again Hear From Dogar And Kazon. + +#(ABOUT_CULTURE) ILWRA060.WAV +Ah, Our Culture Is Rich With Meaningful Tradition. +During The Birth Rite The Egg Sac Teems With Many New Potential Deaths +The Hatchlings Fight Over Their First Frothy Draught Of Blood. +In The Ensuing Frenzy, Many Hatchlings Are Consumed, Either Partially Or In Their Entirety. +A Frequently Performed Ceremony Of Affirmation Has The Participant Grinding Away Partial Or Even Whole Appendages. +It Is The Pain That Acknowledges The Greatness Of The Twins Of Excruciation +How Can They Help But Notice The Scream Caused By The Mangled Nervous Tissue? + +#(ABOUT_URQUAN) ILWRA061.WAV +The Ur-Quan Are But The Instruments Of Dogar And Kazon, Even Though They May Not Admit To It. +This Is Because It Was The Evil Twins That Had Them Assist Us With Their Technologies And Resources. +Their Soft Merciful Nature Sickens Both Gods But They See The Potential That The Ur-Quan Possess. +If You Doubt This Statement, Notice That The Ur-Quan Dreadnought Is Staffed With 42 Crew Members. +Since Dogar And Kazon Exhibit The Quality Of Omnipresence +The Total Crew Complement Is Actually At The Auspicious Count Of 44! +That The Ur-Quan Are But Instruments Of The Dark Twins Of Death Is A Foregone Conclusion. + +#(URQUAN_TOO_NICE) ILWRA062.WAV +Simply Put, The Ur-Quan Are Far Too Kind To Please Dogar And Kazon. +When Your Species Was Subdued, Our Gods Made Clear Their Desire For Immediate Deaths By The Billion. +We Made Plans For A Grand Ceremony To Be Called `Mountains Of Flesh'. +We Built Thousands Of Portable Altars, And Transported Millions Of Blood Gowns And Fillet Knives To Your World. +But Then The Ur-Quan Commanded That You Hu-Mans Were To Be Left Alive! The Confusion! +With Our Plans For A Magnificent And Most Holy Planetary Slaughter Forcibly Terminated +We Retreated To Our Homeworld To Sulk. + +#(OF_COURSE_WERE_EVIL) ILWRA063.WAV +Ha! Evil! Of Course We're Evil! +Dogar And Kazon Would Never Reward A Less-Than-Hideously Evil Species With Their Baleful Grace. +Why We Are The Very Definition Of Evil! +Everything About Us, Within And Without, Reeks Of Heinous Deeds, Deceit And Treachery! +Even Our House Pets Are Rather Evil. + +#(DONT_CONFUSE_US) ILWRA064.WAV +Hmmm... We ARE All Evil. +We All Behave In A Mutually Agreed-Upon Fashion Of Murder, Torture, Deceit And So Forth. +Our Uniform Acceptance Of This Heinous Credo Creates An Orderly And Cooperative Society +Which Hardly Seems Evil. +Evil Is Doing Things That Make Others Hurt Or Fear. +We ALL Do That, Of Course. +But Since We ALL Do Such Things, As Sanctioned By Our Culture, +It Would Be `Bad' To Do Otherwise. +Which Means... +Er... +Puny Hu-Man, Do Not Play With Words! You Anger Both Dogar And Kazon! Now You Must Die! + +#(ON_WAY_TO_THRADDASH) ILWRA065.WAV +Begone Hu-Mans! +We Would Very Much Like To Tear Off All Your Digits... +And Be Entertained Fitting Them Into Your Orifices... +But We Are On An Evil Jihad And Cannot Be Bothered Killing You At This Time. +Perhaps Later. + +#(HAPPY_FIGHTING_THRADDASH) ILWRA066.WAV +From Channel 44 Came The Words Of The Dark Twins To Make Bloody Pilgramage! +We Have Arrived In the Holy Killing Zone and Eagerly Execute the Commands of Dogar and Kazon. +The Slaying Has Been Excellent -- High Ceremony! +Now You Are Here, Befouling The Event With Primate Chatter. +Begone Hu-Man! You Interfere With The Blessed Murder Worship Of The Dark Twins. + +#(say_warship) +FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, SAY WARSHIP INSTEAD OF WORSHIP! + +#(say_dwe) +FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, SAY DWE INSTEAD OF WE! + +#(say_youboo) +FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, SAY YUUBUU INSTEAD OF YOU! + +#(say_dillrat) +YOU ARE NO LONGER THE ILWRATH. YOU ARE NOW THE DILL-RATS! + +#(enough_orders) +YOU ARE SUFFICIENTLY GRACED. GO AND KILL GRUESOMELY IN OUR NAMES! + +#(other_divine_orders) +WE REQUIRE THAT YOU DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY. + +#(worship_us) +WORSHIP US! + +#(bye_gods) +WE RETURN NOW TO THE FETID DARKNESS. OBEY OUR COMMANDS! + +#(enough_ilwrath) +Oooo! My head spins with astonishing facts! Say no more! + +#(enough_gods) +I grow weary of Dogar and Kazon. Let's discuss something else. + +#(where_you_come_from) +Where the hell did you come from? + +#(it_will_be_a_pleasure) +It will be a pleasure blasting your ugly face out of the stars. + +#(be_reasonable) +Look, let's be reasonable. We CAN coexist peacefully. + +#(surrender) +Surrender, foul alien creature, or you will be annihilated! + +#(whats_up) +Look, before you try to kill me, would you tell me a bit about yourselves? + +#(bye) +It's been swell, guys. See ya. + +#(want_peace) +There is no need for conflict; let peace begin! + +#(want_alliance) +Let us unite against our common threat, the dreaded Ur-Quan! + +#(go_kill_thraddash) +HEED THESE WORDS OUR EVIL CHILDREN -- LEAVE THIS PLACE -- SEEK NEW PREY! + +#(whats_up_space_1) +Ilwrath Vessel: State now the nature of your mission. + +#(whats_up_space_2) +Your presence here is of interest. Please enlighten us. + +#(whats_up_space_3) +What is this `Doggone' and `Quasar' thing anyway? + +#(whats_up_space_4) +What are you Ilwrath spending your time doing? + +#(whats_up_space_5) +What's up with Dayglo and Crayon? + +#(you_are_weak) +We take pity upon you, weakling Ilwrath. Go now before we change our minds. + +#(slay_by_thousands) +Your greed for lives seals your doom. We will slay you by the thousands! + +#(ease_up) +We mean you no harm; relax. + +#(bye_space) +Well, I'd love to chat, but I have to go. + +#(bye_homeworld) +Goodbye, adios, ciao! + +#(want_info_on_gods) +Your gods fascinate us. Can you reveal their true nature? + +#(when_start_worship) +When did you begin your devout ways? + +#(any_good_gods) +I don't want to offend, but did you ever have any Good Gods? + +#(how_talk_with_gods) +How do you pray and how do Dogar and Kazon answer? + +#(why_44) +Why do your Gods broadcast on channel 44? + +#(want_info_on_ilwrath) +You Ilwrath fascinate me. Tell me about yourselves. + +#(what_about_physio) +Boy, I have to say, you are the strangest looking critters. + +#(what_about_history) +How did you get so scr... er, end up like you are? + +#(what_about_culture) +Tell me about your fascinating customs and ceremonies. + +#(what_about_urquan) +So, what do you think of the Ur-Quan anyway? + +#(are_you_evil) +Okay, so help me understand this. You consider yourselves Evil? + +#(but_evil_is_defined) +But `evil' is defined as deviation from established values. +If your entire society behaves evilly, then aren't you all, in fact, good? + +