From bad3a79dddbafffbc075b320d9af0d88e63bde44 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: meep-eep Date: Mon, 9 Sep 2002 15:31:16 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Voice patch. git-svn-id: svn://svn.code.sf.net/p/sc2/code/trunk@25 8092fc87-c524-0410-9efc-e669fe64eaf9 --- sc2/content/arilou/arisound.snd | 2 +- sc2/content/blackurq/blasound.snd | 2 +- sc2/content/chenjesu/chesound.snd | 10 +- sc2/content/comm/arilou/arilou.txt | 120 +++--- sc2/content/comm/blackur/blackur.txt | 90 ++--- sc2/content/comm/chmmr/chmmr.txt | 90 ++--- sc2/content/comm/comandr/comandr.txt | 96 ++--- sc2/content/comm/druuge/druuge.txt | 152 +++---- sc2/content/comm/ilwrath/ilwrath.txt | 134 +++---- sc2/content/comm/melnorm/melnorm.txt | 392 +++++++++--------- sc2/content/comm/mycon/mycon.txt | 132 +++--- sc2/content/comm/orz/orz.txt | 148 +++---- sc2/content/comm/pkunk/pkunk.txt | 246 ++++++------ sc2/content/comm/rebel/rebel.txt | 46 +-- sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt | 90 ++--- sc2/content/comm/slyhome/slyhome.txt | 120 +++--- sc2/content/comm/slyland/slyland.txt | 60 +-- sc2/content/comm/spahome/spahome.txt | 162 ++++---- sc2/content/comm/spathi/spathi.txt | 144 +++---- sc2/content/comm/starbas/starbas.txt | 384 +++++++++--------- sc2/content/comm/supox/supox.txt | 112 +++--- sc2/content/comm/syreen/syreen.txt | 176 ++++---- sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt | 148 +++---- sc2/content/comm/thradd/thradd.txt | 212 +++++----- sc2/content/comm/umgah/umgah.txt | 110 ++--- sc2/content/comm/urquan/urquan.txt | 86 ++-- sc2/content/comm/utwig/utwig.txt | 148 +++---- sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt | 120 +++--- sc2/content/comm/yehat/yehat.txt | 78 ++-- sc2/content/comm/zoqfot/zoqfot.txt | 578 +++++++++++++-------------- sc2/content/ipanims/landsnds.snd | 2 +- 31 files changed, 2195 insertions(+), 2195 deletions(-) diff --git a/sc2/content/arilou/arisound.snd b/sc2/content/arilou/arisound.snd index 1bfe05985..c3c17f3e1 100755 --- a/sc2/content/arilou/arisound.snd +++ b/sc2/content/arilou/arisound.snd @@ -1,2 +1,2 @@ primary.wav -secondary.wav \ No newline at end of file +secondary.wav diff --git a/sc2/content/blackurq/blasound.snd b/sc2/content/blackurq/blasound.snd index a24412935..be881b75c 100755 --- a/sc2/content/blackurq/blasound.snd +++ b/sc2/content/blackurq/blasound.snd @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ primary.wav secondary.wav fightzap.wav -fightret.wav \ No newline at end of file +fightret.wav diff --git a/sc2/content/chenjesu/chesound.snd b/sc2/content/chenjesu/chesound.snd index 72ab7bea3..03c25c279 100755 --- a/sc2/content/chenjesu/chesound.snd +++ b/sc2/content/chenjesu/chesound.snd @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ -Primary.wav -Shrapnel.wav -DogiBark.wav -DogiDie.wav -Secondary.wav \ No newline at end of file +primary.wav +shrapnel.wav +dogibark.wav +dogidie.wav +secondary.wav diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/arilou/arilou.txt b/sc2/content/comm/arilou/arilou.txt index 62c3a66a9..7584ee5eb 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/arilou/arilou.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/arilou/arilou.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(INIT_HELLO) ARILO000.wav +#(INIT_HELLO) arilo000.wav Hello my little one. I am so pleased to see you! You have done well for yourself. It is gratifying. @@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ It is gratifying. #(confused_by_hello) You sound as if you know me. Have we met? -#(CONFUSED_RESPONSE) ARILO001.wav +#(CONFUSED_RESPONSE) arilo001.wav I forget myself. Of course you don't know me. You are from Unzervalt, not Earth. We are, however, how shall I say, related. It has been many of your years since I have been to our planet Earth. @@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ when it became clear that your people would be safe enough under the Ur-Quan sla #(happy_by_hello) I know who you are! You're Arilou!! We've wondered what happened to your people for a long time. -#(HAPPY_RESPONSE) ARILO002.wav +#(HAPPY_RESPONSE) arilo002.wav You are very clever! Yes, I am Arilou Lalee'lay and I suppose it has been a very long time since you've met one of my kind. I imagine you humans are still very short lived. How sad. @@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ I am pleased to see that you, from outside the slave shield, survived. You seem #(miffed_by_hello) I'll be. It's the Arilou. Why the hell did you run out on the Alliance of Free Stars? What happened? -#(MIFFED_RESPONSE) ARILO003.wav +#(MIFFED_RESPONSE) arilo003.wav You're annoyed. How interesting. It has been so long since I dealt with Humans. I had forgotten what it was like. Now let's see, how shall I best appease you? Yes, if I remember, an honest answer would help. @@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ You humans seemed safe enough under the Ur-Quan slave shield. In fact, we rather liked the idea and wished we had thought of it ourselves. For your safety of course. -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_1) ARILO004.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_1) arilo004.wav Ah... our human friend. Please, let us chat a while. It has been so many years since I last visited your Earth so long since I glided across your open fields under the light of a full moon. @@ -51,19 +51,19 @@ You were born on the distant world Unzervalt. I have visited there much more recently. -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_2) ARILO005.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_2) arilo005.wav Hello my clever child. We have met again and I am pleased. Your people are so beautiful... so unspoiled. Your instincts are like perfume... your motives a shimmering crystal. -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_3) ARILO006.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_3) arilo006.wav Last night as you slept, I touched your face and you smiled!... but now you frown. A pity. Smiling is healthier. -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_4) ARILO007.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_4) arilo007.wav Did you desire this meeting, Captain, or did we? -#(FRDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) ARILO008.wav +#(FRDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) arilo008.wav Ha-ha! Our clever ward has found our nook in *time*! You are the first, brave human! No others have made the trip. This is our homeworld, Falayalaralfali, nestled safe in this TrueSpace eddy. @@ -73,18 +73,18 @@ We are wondering, have you met with the Umgah recently? We entrusted an injured Talking Pet into their care and we were curious about its progress. -#(FRDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) ARILO009.wav +#(FRDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) arilo009.wav Welcome back to Falayalaralfali, Captain. Perhaps, in the fullness of time we will let you visit the surface of our world. There are many beauties here unmatched anywhere... the Mountain Clouds of Thought the Tangible Wish... the Dark. Unfortunately, you are not yet... acclimated. Premature exposure to these would render you... numb. -#(FRDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) ARILO010.wav +#(FRDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) arilo010.wav Hello. We are pleased to see you again. Have you any numbness yet? Good. It should be too soon for that. Too soon by far. -#(FRDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) ARILO011.wav +#(FRDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) arilo011.wav Yes, Captain. What can the Arilou Lalee'lay of Falayalaralfali do for you this day? #(whats_up_1) @@ -93,7 +93,7 @@ What exactly IS your connection with Earth and Humans, anyway? #(whats_up_2) I'm still confused about our relationship. Please elaborate. -#(GENERAL_INFO_1) ARILO012.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_1) arilo012.wav You are curious. That is a promising quality. How can I describe our relation to Humans?... Never doubt our motives, Captain. Your well-being is of paramount concern to every Arilou. @@ -104,7 +104,7 @@ we decided to tend to other business for a short while. Believe me, Captain, we have known each other for a very long time. You might even say that we knew the first human. -#(GENERAL_INFO_2) ARILO013.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_2) arilo013.wav You have painted our pictures on cave walls, erected standing stones and pyramids for us. You have wondered at our signs to each other in your wheat fields and written books about our more personal endeavors @@ -113,7 +113,7 @@ We have a history together, Captain, and you have come a long way. But I must tread carefully. You are not ready for everything and I fear that you would not understand what was best for you. -#(GENERAL_INFO_3) ARILO014.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_3) arilo014.wav As you know, we never revealed where in the galaxy one could find our homeworld. There was a good reason. We are not from your space, or your... *time*. Some of your more broad thinkers refer to such realms as other dimensions. @@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ have their extended families. We are proud of you as you would be of your children, and some day well, I have said too much already. -#(GENERAL_INFO_4) ARILO015.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_4) arilo015.wav You already know more than is appropriate. In fact, you may represent an unfortunate complication. You have been in the stars for much time. Do you seek the doorway, or are you just passing through? Remember, you can only go over naturally for the three days it is open. @@ -138,7 +138,7 @@ How to find it? Look on your starmap from 17 through 20. The variable star shall #(why_you_here) What are you doing here, in this region of space? -#(LEARN_THINGS) ARILO016.wav +#(LEARN_THINGS) arilo016.wav We are many places, at many *times*. This place is an easy place... one of the ten easy places. At different times, we explore different easy places. That is our way. Oh! I can see from the look in your eyes that I have confused you. I am silly. @@ -147,7 +147,7 @@ Please disregard my words. #(what_things) What are you exploring for in these `easy places'? -#(THESE_THINGS) ARILO017.wav +#(THESE_THINGS) arilo017.wav We seek to trap *Nnngn*, but they dart and leap. YOU cannot trap *Nnngn*... do not even try. I do not think you can even touch them; you are not quite solid enough. @@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ I do not think you can even touch them; you are not quite solid enough. #(why_do_it) Okay, you trap these nungy things. Then what? -#(DO_IT_BECAUSE) ARILO018.wav +#(DO_IT_BECAUSE) arilo018.wav Why we let them go, of course! *Nnngn* do not like to be confined! Captain, these things we talk about... they are unimportant to you... they are as dreams. Our words should address your universe... not ours. @@ -163,7 +163,7 @@ Our words should address your universe... not ours. #(give_me_info_1) We still struggle against the Ur-Quan. Can you help us? -#(ARILOU_HINTS_1) ARILO019.wav +#(ARILOU_HINTS_1) arilo019.wav With ships and weapons... blood and bones... no. Too many shipmates were forcibly... discorporated.. in the last conflict. Our cooperation is not necessary. You are the focus. @@ -174,36 +174,36 @@ seek creatures who inhabit a world with no surface. #(give_me_info_2) Can you give us any more information? -#(ARILOU_HINTS_2) ARILO020.wav +#(ARILOU_HINTS_2) arilo020.wav The Mycon change and reform worlds with their Deep Children. These changes affect others unfortunately. The fate of your world and your heart relate to these matters. /* Set appropriate flag */ -#(ARILOU_HINTS_3) ARILO021.wav +#(ARILOU_HINTS_3) arilo021.wav The carnate forces of Ur-Quan and Kohr-Ah are twined about the memory of pain. They respond to these words. Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing? -#(ARILOU_HINTS_4) ARILO022.wav +#(ARILOU_HINTS_4) arilo022.wav The enemy of your enemy is your friend... at least for a time. #(bye_friendly_space) Goodbye Arilou. -#(GOODBYE_FRIENDLY_SPACE) ARILO023.wav +#(GOODBYE_FRIENDLY_SPACE) arilo023.wav Farewell child. -#(GOT_PART_YET_1) ARILO024.wav +#(GOT_PART_YET_1) arilo024.wav The prospect of sharing the easy way with you excites us. If you have found the Ur-Quan Warp Pod, this prospect can be made a reality. -#(GOT_PART_YET_2) ARILO025.wav +#(GOT_PART_YET_2) arilo025.wav We are so eager to give you our means to traverse reality. Have you obtained the Warp Pod yet? -#(INIT_ANGRY_HWLD_HELLO) ARILO026.wav +#(INIT_ANGRY_HWLD_HELLO) arilo026.wav You have found our world. We did not see this and now it is too late to adjust without damage but perhaps the situation can be resolved in another way. @@ -212,7 +212,7 @@ The answer lies within your next statement. #(invaders_from_mars) You guys are like... invaders from Mars! Weird evil monsters! -#(HAD_OUR_REASONS) ARILO027.wav +#(HAD_OUR_REASONS) arilo027.wav No. We seek not to invade, but to pervade. There is a difference. Your stories of evil creatures... these are just... side effects. Pay them no heed. @@ -220,7 +220,7 @@ Pay them no heed. #(bug_eyed_fruitcakes) No-no-no-no-no! I'll stop you! You bug-eyed fruitcakes have mutilated your last cow! -#(WE_NEVER_FRIENDS) ARILO028.wav +#(WE_NEVER_FRIENDS) arilo028.wav We have sought amiable companionship with you, Captain when we just as easily could have performed such experiments on you. We shall not fight with our children. Goodbye. @@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ We shall not fight with our children. Goodbye. #(ok_lets_be_friends) Look, I'm sorry. I made some mistakes. We need you as allies, not as enemies. -#(NO_ALLY_BUT_MUCH_GIVE) ARILO029.wav +#(NO_ALLY_BUT_MUCH_GIVE) arilo029.wav We have never been your enemy, though your people may once have thought so. But we are also not your ally. That would require a degree of involvement in this *time* which is not presently permissible. @@ -237,7 +237,7 @@ For now, we are simply your friends... who have much to give. #(why_should_i_trust) Why should I trust you? You did funny things to that horror writer a while ago, right? -#(TRUST_BECAUSE) ARILO030.wav +#(TRUST_BECAUSE) arilo030.wav We do many things, few of them funny... at least by our standards. You do not, CANNOT understand some of what we do, or why. Therefore it may be best if you simply consider us... quirky. @@ -245,7 +245,7 @@ Therefore it may be best if you simply consider us... quirky. #(what_about_interference) What gives your people the right to interfere with mine? -#(INTERFERENCE_NECESSARY) ARILO031.wav +#(INTERFERENCE_NECESSARY) arilo031.wav What gives you the right to move, the right to fall? Some acts are motivated, others are automatic. Do not presume that you can decide which is which for anyone but yourself @@ -254,14 +254,14 @@ or you will be... disappointed. #(i_just_like_to_leave) Ok, fine, whatever. Just let me leave now, okay? -#(SORRY_NO_LEAVE) ARILO032.wav +#(SORRY_NO_LEAVE) arilo032.wav This matter must be resolved, or many event strands will grow... more complicated. Your presence is required. #(what_about_war) So what DID happen at the end of the War? -#(ABOUT_WAR) ARILO033.wav +#(ABOUT_WAR) arilo033.wav Forgive us if we forget the importance you attach to such events as this. Our... context, is infinitely broader than yours in scope, both in space and *time*. Nevertheless, to please you I shall try to recall @@ -278,7 +278,7 @@ From our perspective, this sequence of events ends here. #(what_about_urquan) Well what about the Ur-Quan? What are they up to? -#(ABOUT_URQUAN) ARILO034.wav +#(ABOUT_URQUAN) arilo034.wav Soon after the Ur-Quan defeated the Yehat and imprisoned the Syreen in Betelgeuse their siblings arrived to initiate the Doctrinal Conflict. This battle continues as we speak. @@ -286,13 +286,13 @@ This battle continues as we speak. #(best_if_i_killed_you) I think it would be best if I killed you now. -#(WICKED_HUMAN) ARILO035.wav +#(WICKED_HUMAN) arilo035.wav Instinct. Instinct. Instinct. Always the instinct. #(what_did_on_earth) What, exactly, have you been doing on Earth? -#(DID_THIS) ARILO036.wav +#(DID_THIS) arilo036.wav You desire honesty. It is given. We have visited your world for many thousands of years into your species' past. We have changed things... made modifications. @@ -300,7 +300,7 @@ We have changed things... made modifications. #(why_did_this) What did you change and modify on Earth, AND WHY?! -#(IDF_PARASITES) ARILO037.wav +#(IDF_PARASITES) arilo037.wav Our motives are multiple, our desires complex.\nn" Part of what we do on Earth is for your own protection. There are parasites. Creatures who dwell Beyond. @@ -312,7 +312,7 @@ There are no more Androsynth now. Only Orz. #(tell_more) This sounds creepy. Please go on. -#(NOT_NOW) ARILO038.wav +#(NOT_NOW) arilo038.wav No. In a way, ignorance is your armor, your best protection. They cannot see you now. They cannot smell you. Much of our work with your people involved making you invisible... changing your smell. @@ -326,16 +326,16 @@ We have met the Umgah, and they are acting extremely weird, like zombie-blobbies #(learned_about_umgah) Have you learned anything about the Umgah yet? -#(WELL_GO_CHECK) ARILO039.wav +#(WELL_GO_CHECK) arilo039.wav Hmmm... this is disturbing news. They are normally rambunctious to an extreme. We will send ships to Umgah space to investigate. We should have some answers in a few days time. -#(NO_NEWS_YET) ARILO040.wav +#(NO_NEWS_YET) arilo040.wav Our exploration skiffs have not returned. We are concerned. Perhaps if you ask later, we will know then. -#(UMGAH_UNDER_COMPULSION) ARILO041.wav +#(UMGAH_UNDER_COMPULSION) arilo041.wav We have discovered something strange and frightening about the Umgah When we approached their vessels, we were instantly attacked and the Umgah made no attempts to contact our ships or respond to our hails. @@ -346,7 +346,7 @@ We sent vessels to investigate this location, but none have returned... we fear #(what_do_now) So what can we do about the psychically zombified blobbies? -#(GO_FIND_OUT) ARILO042.wav +#(GO_FIND_OUT) arilo042.wav We have had no success with our own investigations. Whatever controls the Umgah is a threat, but we seem unprepared to deal with it. Perhaps you and your crew are better suited to this mission. @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ and it may take measures against us. The source of the Umgah's compulsion is the Talking Pet you gave the Umgah, but now it is intelligent and exhibits strange powers. -#(BAD_NEWS_ABOUT_TPET) ARILO043.wav +#(BAD_NEWS_ABOUT_TPET) arilo043.wav That is very bad news. This creature, a super-intelligent, psychically coercive creature is very similar to a race of beings which was thought to have vanished over 20,000 years ago. They were called the Dynarri, and history tells that they ruled a wide region of this galaxy @@ -370,7 +370,7 @@ Perhaps this Talking Pet is the degenerate product of the Dynarri. #(what_do_about_tpet) So what should we do about this Dnyarri creature? -#(DANGEROUS_BUT_USEFUL) ARILO044.wav +#(DANGEROUS_BUT_USEFUL) arilo044.wav The Dnyarri were the most innimical race this galaxy has known. In other dimensions, other *times* there are far, far worse beings but they do not threaten you at the present time. @@ -387,7 +387,7 @@ Of course, if you made one mistake, you would be the Dnyarri's slave forever. #(what_give_me) You said you had much to give my people. Can you be more specific? -#(ABOUT_PORTAL) ARILO045.wav +#(ABOUT_PORTAL) arilo045.wav As you know, we live in a dimension adjacent to HyperSpace which we call QuasiSpace. Our ships move between these dimensions through weaknesses in the inter-dimensional fabric. Although many such weaknesses, or Portals exist which lead from our dimension, QuasiSpace @@ -405,7 +405,7 @@ Bring that warp pod back here, and we will prepare a Portal spawner for your ves #(what_about_tpet) You mentioned a Talking Pet. How did you find one? -#(ABOUT_TPET) ARILO046.wav +#(ABOUT_TPET) arilo046.wav We are an endlessly curious species, and we spend much of our time on how should I say, reconnaissance missions. During one such trip, we witnessed the crash landing of an Ur-Quan Dreadnought @@ -427,7 +427,7 @@ Perhaps if you are travelling through their stars, you can ask them for us. #(about_portal_again) Can you tell me about that Portal Spawner thing again? -#(PORTAL_AGAIN) ARILO047.wav +#(PORTAL_AGAIN) arilo047.wav Certainly. As a sign of our long-standing friendship with your species we would be happy to fit your vessel with a Portal spawner allowing you to jump from place to place in HyperSpace, without travelling the intervening distance. @@ -438,12 +438,12 @@ on Alpha Pavonis VII. Bring that warp pod back here, and we will prepare a Porta #(got_it) I have obtained the Warp Pod unit from the Ur-Quan wreck. -#(CLEVER_HUMAN) ARILO048.wav +#(CLEVER_HUMAN) arilo048.wav What a surprise! As we have always said, Humans are a MOST resourceful and clever species. We are so proud of you! But don't worry that you shall have to wait.\r -#(GIVE_PORTAL) ARILO049.wav +#(GIVE_PORTAL) arilo049.wav We are prepared. Even now our technical personnel are equipping your ship with a custom version of our Portal spawner device. The device is useable only in HyperSpace. Whenever it is activated @@ -457,30 +457,30 @@ We estimate that each time you use the device, it will consume ten of your fuel #(bye_friendly_homeworld) Goodbye my Arilou friends. -#(GOODBYE_FRDLY_HOMEWORLD) ARILO050.wav +#(GOODBYE_FRDLY_HOMEWORLD) arilo050.wav Goodbye clever child. -#(HOSTILE_GOODBYE_1) ARILO051.wav +#(HOSTILE_GOODBYE_1) arilo051.wav We have said all there is to be said. We would prefer your immediate departure, but are prepared for your attack. -#(HOSTILE_GOODBYE_2) ARILO052.wav +#(HOSTILE_GOODBYE_2) arilo052.wav Your behavior is clearly inimical. We resist discorporation. Further contact between ourselves is pointless. -#(HOSTILE_GOODBYE_3) ARILO053.wav +#(HOSTILE_GOODBYE_3) arilo053.wav Seek death in other corners. Leave us. -#(HOSTILE_GOODBYE_4) ARILO054.wav +#(HOSTILE_GOODBYE_4) arilo054.wav Seek death in other corners. Leave us. -#(ANGRY_SPACE_HELLO_1) ARILO055.wav +#(ANGRY_SPACE_HELLO_1) arilo055.wav We cannot fathom your reason, therefore you must be acting upon simple instinct. Perhaps this is our fault. We have always loved instinct even though we possess none ourselves. Do you have too much instinct, human? Does your species? We shall see. -#(ANGRY_SPACE_HELLO_2) ARILO056.wav +#(ANGRY_SPACE_HELLO_2) arilo056.wav Human. You flail at the wind. Cease your violence. Would you hurt your pet? Your child? Your beast? Please... rethink your posture. @@ -488,13 +488,13 @@ Please... rethink your posture. #(lets_fight) C'mon, let's fight... Freak Face! -#(NO_FIGHT) ARILO057.wav +#(NO_FIGHT) arilo057.wav We will never choose to fight you, child. #(im_sorry) Aughhh! I am sorry! WHAT WAS I THINKING?!! -#(APOLOGIZE_AT_HOMEWORLD) ARILO058.wav +#(APOLOGIZE_AT_HOMEWORLD) arilo058.wav If you wish to make atonement... seek a strangely shaped rock or plant. However, should you wish to change the nature of our relationship seek the Arilou in QuasiSpace. You can make the transit at 43.8 : 637.2 @@ -503,7 +503,7 @@ but only when the door is open. #(bye_angry_space) G'bye. -#(GOODBYE_ANGRY_SPACE) ARILO059.wav +#(GOODBYE_ANGRY_SPACE) arilo059.wav When you have resolved your conflict, we shall speak again. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/blackur/blackur.txt b/sc2/content/comm/blackur/blackur.txt index de4eb26d4..9879bd99e 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/blackur/blackur.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/blackur/blackur.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(SENSE_EVIL) BLACK000.wav +#(SENSE_EVIL) black000.wav We sense... something... something ancient... a sickly smell... a chilling wind. My ancestors scream from within their chambers in my mind but I cannot understand their words. @@ -6,13 +6,13 @@ This feeling... a memory? It sickens us, and for the first time in our lives for the first time in generations We fear. -#(HELLO_AND_DIE_1) BLACK001.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DIE_1) black001.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. We cleanse our destiny. You will soon die. Make whatever rituals are necessary for your species. -#(HELLO_AND_DIE_2) BLACK002.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DIE_2) black002.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Your presence here is premature. We fight the Kzer-Za for supremacy of Doctrine @@ -20,42 +20,42 @@ and possession of the Sa-Matra. When the battle is won, our task is simple. We cleanse. You are the filth. -#(HELLO_AND_DIE_3) BLACK003.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DIE_3) black003.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. You have evaded our attempts to cleanse. You are no longer filth. You are a threat. Threats deserve greater attention than filth. -#(HELLO_AND_DIE_4) BLACK004.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DIE_4) black004.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Our nature, the fulfillment of our fate requires your destruction. -#(HELLO_AND_DIE_5) BLACK005.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DIE_5) black005.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Our nature, the fulfillment of our fate requires your destruction. -#(HELLO_AND_DIE_6) BLACK006.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DIE_6) black006.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Our nature, the fulfillment of our fate requires your destruction. -#(HELLO_AND_DIE_7) BLACK007.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DIE_7) black007.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Our nature, the fulfillment of our fate requires your destruction. -#(HELLO_AND_DIE_8) BLACK008.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DIE_8) black008.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Our nature, the fulfillment of our fate requires your destruction. -#(HELLO_SAMATRA) BLACK009.wav +#(HELLO_SAMATRA) black009.wav FILTH! YOU may NOT approach the Sa-Matra. Your death was inevitable, but now it is also imminent. -#(WE_KILL_ALL_1) BLACK010.wav +#(WE_KILL_ALL_1) black010.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. We have won the ritual war against our cousins, the Kzer-Za. Our Doctrine, the Path of Now and Forever, shall be dominant @@ -65,15 +65,15 @@ Then we shall take possession of the Sa-Matra and move on to find new intelligence new filth to cleanse. -#(WE_KILL_ALL_2) BLACK011.wav +#(WE_KILL_ALL_2) black011.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Prepare for the cleansing. -#(WE_KILL_ALL_3) BLACK012.wav +#(WE_KILL_ALL_3) black012.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Prepare for the cleansing. -#(WE_KILL_ALL_4) BLACK013.wav +#(WE_KILL_ALL_4) black013.wav We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Prepare for the cleansing. @@ -90,7 +90,7 @@ What has made you this way? It is insane! #(why_kill_all_4) I cannot understand why you do this. -#(KILL_BECAUSE_1) BLACK014.wav +#(KILL_BECAUSE_1) black014.wav We do not kill. We cleanse. Cleansing is necessary to ensure our eternal freedom and security. Indeed, you fail to understand: there is no death. @@ -99,28 +99,28 @@ Each termination brings around the new chance the possibility to be born an Ur-Quan. We present this opportunity, make it available to all. -#(KILL_BECAUSE_2) BLACK015.wav +#(KILL_BECAUSE_2) black015.wav Our Path of Now and Forever is self-justifying, it needs no confirmation. We cleanse. That is all. There is no more. -#(KILL_BECAUSE_3) BLACK016.wav +#(KILL_BECAUSE_3) black016.wav You have not asked properly. If you do not ask properly, we will not discuss this matter. Instead, we cleanse. -#(KILL_BECAUSE_4) BLACK017.wav +#(KILL_BECAUSE_4) black017.wav Your understanding is not necessary. #(please_dont_kill_1) Please, for the love of reason! Stop this madness! -#(WILL_KILL_1) BLACK018.wav +#(WILL_KILL_1) black018.wav We have listened. We are unmoved. The cleansing will proceed. #(please_dont_kill_2) Your logic is faulty. How can you have security in the midst of an endless war? -#(WILL_KILL_2) BLACK019.wav +#(WILL_KILL_2) black019.wav The cleansing ensures our freedom and security. Threats to this freedom and security are confined to non-Ur-Quan intelligent life forms. To preserve our freedom and security, we cleanse such threats. @@ -128,7 +128,7 @@ To preserve our freedom and security, we cleanse such threats. #(please_dont_kill_3) Stop killing people! You have to stop! -#(WILL_KILL_3) BLACK020.wav +#(WILL_KILL_3) black020.wav We do not have to stop. No one can make us stop except the Kzer-Za and they have lost the war. Our doctrine is now dominant. The cleansing will continue. @@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ The cleansing will continue. #(please_dont_kill_4) Is there anything we can do to make you stop the killing? -#(WILL_KILL_4) BLACK021.wav +#(WILL_KILL_4) black021.wav If you eliminate all non-Ur-Quan sentient races, including yourselves then we will stop. We have made this offer before. No one accepts. @@ -155,26 +155,26 @@ We leave now. We will stop you, somehow. #(bye_frenzy_4) We leave now. We will stop you, somehow. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_FRENZY_1) BLACK022.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_FRENZY_1) black022.wav You may not leave. You are filth. You shall be cleansed. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_FRENZY_2) BLACK023.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_FRENZY_2) black023.wav You may not leave. You are filth. You shall be cleansed. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_FRENZY_3) BLACK024.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_FRENZY_3) black024.wav You may not leave. You are filth. You shall be cleansed. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_FRENZY_4) BLACK025.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_FRENZY_4) black025.wav You may not leave. You are filth. You shall be cleansed. #(threat_1) If you attack us, we will destroy you. Don't even try it. -#(RESISTANCE_IS_USELESS_1) BLACK026.wav +#(RESISTANCE_IS_USELESS_1) black026.wav Over five thousand races have made such a claim. We survived. They did not. Nor shall you. @@ -182,26 +182,26 @@ Nor shall you. #(threat_2) Resistance is useless. Our victory is inevitable! -#(RESISTANCE_IS_USELESS_2) BLACK027.wav +#(RESISTANCE_IS_USELESS_2) black027.wav It is not. #(threat_3) You have attacked us before, and we survived! You cannot defeat us. Submit! -#(RESISTANCE_IS_USELESS_3) BLACK028.wav +#(RESISTANCE_IS_USELESS_3) black028.wav We did. You did. Yes we can. No. #(threat_4) Surrender or die. -#(RESISTANCE_IS_USELESS_4) BLACK029.wav +#(RESISTANCE_IS_USELESS_4) black029.wav Our counter to your statement is simpler just `die'. #(key_phrase) Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing? -#(RESPONSE_TO_KEY_PHRASE) BLACK030.wav +#(RESPONSE_TO_KEY_PHRASE) black030.wav THE WORDS!... the Words... the words alien, you have spoken the Words. You have spoken them rightly. We will explain to you about the Dnyarri our slavemasters @@ -219,7 +219,7 @@ We cleanse the galaxy of such threats. #(why_do_you_destroy) Kohr-Ah, tell us about yourselves. -#(WE_WERE_SLAVES) BLACK031.wav +#(WE_WERE_SLAVES) black031.wav We evolved on a hostile world, the descendants of solitary hunters. In a world where one species is the dominant killer one's only threat is one's brother, one's sister, anyone of one's species. @@ -237,7 +237,7 @@ became the Milieu's scouts, their solitary explorers. #(relationship_with_urquan) Who were the Taalo? -#(WE_ARE_URQUAN_TOO) BLACK032.wav +#(WE_ARE_URQUAN_TOO) black032.wav Of all the species we have met, only the Taalo did not trigger our instinctive territoriality. They were the only people we could stand with, or talk to, without the hunter inside us screaming `Kill the interloper! Rip out its life!' @@ -252,7 +252,7 @@ The Taalo would not fight back... they died. #(what_about_culture) Who or what are the Dnyarri? -#(BONE_GARDENS) BLACK033.wav +#(BONE_GARDENS) black033.wav It was on a routine planetfall that one of our Milieu scoutships first met the Dnyarri the creatures you know as our Talking Pets. But the Dnyarri were different then. @@ -265,7 +265,7 @@ Within weeks, the Dnyarri controlled all races but one... the Taalo. #(how_leave_me_alone) How did you defeat the Dnyarri? -#(YOU_DIE) BLACK034.wav +#(YOU_DIE) black034.wav For thousands of years, we were unthinking slaves to the Dnyarri. Like the five other surviving races of the old Milieu, we had no choice. The Dnyarri's compulsion was too strong to resist. @@ -288,7 +288,7 @@ To live in endless screaming pain for months on end? No you cannot. #(guess_thats_all) I guess that's it. Thanks for the info. We'll just leave now. -#(THEN_DIE) BLACK035.wav +#(THEN_DIE) black035.wav No, it is not. There is more you must hear. When the war was over, the great Kohr-Ah rose from our ranks and declared the Path of Now and Forever. We would cleanse the galaxy. @@ -310,7 +310,7 @@ But now, it is time for us to cleanse you. #(what_are_you_hovering_over) What are you hanging over? -#(BONE_PILE) BLACK036.wav +#(BONE_PILE) black036.wav My trophy bone-pit. In here is one skeleton from each of the races which I personally exterminated. I fondle these bones and recall the fine cleansing. @@ -320,7 +320,7 @@ unless they are accidentally vaporized. #(you_sure_are_creepy) You sure are creepy. -#(YES_CREEPY) BLACK037.wav +#(YES_CREEPY) black037.wav Seeing that I represent your imminent termination as well as the termination of your entire species I think your fear is well justified. @@ -329,14 +329,14 @@ Nonetheless, you require cleansing. #(stop_that_gross_blinking) Stop that gross blinking! -#(DIE_HUMAN) BLACK038.wav +#(DIE_HUMAN) black038.wav The time has come. You require cleansing. #(plead_1) Please don't destroy this ship. We mean you no harm! -#(PLEADING_IS_USELESS_1) BLACK039.wav +#(PLEADING_IS_USELESS_1) black039.wav In the twenty thousand years of our Mission we have heard more pleas for mercy that you can possibly imagine. Civilizations which saw their doom before them called upon their geniuses to calm us @@ -345,21 +345,21 @@ to no avail. #(plead_2) If you let us go, we'll tell you a big secret! -#(PLEADING_IS_USELESS_2) BLACK040.wav +#(PLEADING_IS_USELESS_2) black040.wav We are self-sufficient. We need nothing. We want nothing beyond the total destruction of all non-Ur-Quan sentience. #(plead_3) What if we promise to be your slaves? Will you let us live then? -#(PLEADING_IS_USELESS_3) BLACK041.wav +#(PLEADING_IS_USELESS_3) black041.wav The ignominy of slaving we leave to our Kzer-Za cousins. We have no need for inferiors as servants. #(plead_4) Don't attack us! We are not your enemies! -#(PLEADING_IS_USELESS_4) BLACK042.wav +#(PLEADING_IS_USELESS_4) black042.wav You are right. You are not our enemy. We have NO enemy @@ -374,14 +374,14 @@ So we cleanse. #(bye) I've heard enough of your madness for now. Goodbye. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE) BLACK043.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE) black043.wav Before we destroy other thinking beings we share with them this comforting fact This life of yours... which shall end immediately following this statement is but one of many lives you will live. Perhaps, in your next incarnation you will be born an Ur-Quan. -#(GAME_OVER_DUDE) BLACK044.wav +#(GAME_OVER_DUDE) black044.wav Attention human! This broadcast is to inform you of your defeat. We, the Kohr-Ah, have destroyed all the sentient species in this region of space diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/chmmr/chmmr.txt b/sc2/content/comm/chmmr/chmmr.txt index 7496cedb4..fde768201 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/chmmr/chmmr.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/chmmr/chmmr.txt @@ -1,22 +1,22 @@ -#(WHY_YOU_HERE_1) CHMMR000.wav +#(WHY_YOU_HERE_1) chmmr000.wav we are the chenjesu... we are the mmrnmrhm we do not understand how you have penetrated the slave shield or why but in doing so you have interrupted the process explain this intrusion. -#(WHY_YOU_HERE_2) CHMMR001.wav +#(WHY_YOU_HERE_2) chmmr001.wav once more you interfere with the process... why? -#(WHY_YOU_HERE_3) CHMMR002.wav +#(WHY_YOU_HERE_3) chmmr002.wav your presence here is painful to us... what is it you wish? -#(WHY_YOU_HERE_4) CHMMR003.wav +#(WHY_YOU_HERE_4) chmmr003.wav your presence here is painful to us... what is it you wish? #(find_out_whats_up) We came here to find out what you're doing down there. -#(HYBRID_PROCESS) CHMMR004.wav +#(HYBRID_PROCESS) chmmr004.wav though your ship's design is unfamiliar to us we now understand that you are of human origin and so we will share with you our reasons for accepting the status of ur-quan slave @@ -43,7 +43,7 @@ until such a time as we found a way to destroy or neutralize the sa-matra. #(need_help) We are struggling against the Ur-Quan. Can't you help us? -#(CANT_HELP) CHMMR005.wav +#(CANT_HELP) chmmr005.wav we cannot be of any assistance now... we are in the middle of the process. i will explain after we chenjesu and mmrnmhrm were defeated by the ur-quan @@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ and their dreaded sa-matra. #(why_no_help) But why can't you help us now?! -#(LONG_TIME) CHMMR006.wav +#(LONG_TIME) chmmr006.wav the complete synthetic hybridization of the chenjesu and the mmrnmhrm species will require approximately thirty five of your earth years this extended duration is necessary because our synthesis mechanisms @@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ are dependent exclusively on the light of our sun for energy. #(what_if_more_energy) What if we could find some way to get you more energy? Would that speed things up? -#(DANGER_TO_US) CHMMR007.wav +#(DANGER_TO_US) chmmr007.wav what you describe is theoretically possible but it would pose a great danger to us the process must be executed as planned... or it may fail catastrophically @@ -79,13 +79,13 @@ we would be destroyed. #(need_advice) We really need advice from you. -#(WHAT_ADVICE) CHMMR008.wav +#(WHAT_ADVICE) chmmr008.wav our wisdom is available... detail your need. #(how_defeat_urquan) How do you think we can defeat the Ur-Quan? -#(DEFEAT_LIKE_SO) CHMMR009.wav +#(DEFEAT_LIKE_SO) chmmr009.wav you must find some way to destroy the sa-matra to do this you will need a powerful weapon capable of destroying an entire planet but that is not all @@ -95,7 +95,7 @@ to give you the opportunity to use the weapon. #(what_about_tpet) I seem to have acquired a Dnyarri. What do you make of it? -#(SCARY_BUT_USEFUL) CHMMR010.wav +#(SCARY_BUT_USEFUL) chmmr010.wav we know the dnyarii only from legend where they are described as the embodiment of evil and cruelty if ever there was a devil, captain, it was the dnyarri @@ -105,7 +105,7 @@ its mental power may be useful to help confuse the ur-quan. #(what_about_bomb) I got this huge bomb-thing from a race called the Utwig. Is it really a weapon? -#(ABOUT_BOMB) CHMMR011.wav +#(ABOUT_BOMB) chmmr011.wav the device you speak of is a huge matter-antimatter bomb... if you had activated it the weapon would have annihilated your ship and everything else within five hundred kilometers the destructive power of this weapon makes it suitable for the most important task you will ever undertake @@ -115,14 +115,14 @@ the neutralization of the sa-matra, the ur-quan's nearly invincible battle platf I er... borrowed a device from the Mycon. Do you know what it is? -#(ABOUT_SUN_DEVICE) CHMMR012.wav +#(ABOUT_SUN_DEVICE) chmmr012.wav we do not recognize this device but it appears to be a precursor tool which can radiate a great amount of energy. #(what_about_samatra) What more can you tell me about this Sa-Matra -#(ABOUT_SAMATRA) CHMMR013.wav +#(ABOUT_SAMATRA) chmmr013.wav we only glimpsed it once, when it devastated our most powerful fleet it was several times the size of your vessel with a host of unusual weapons protruding from its scabrous hull @@ -133,26 +133,26 @@ or cut broad swaths of devastation across a planet in seconds. #(enough_advice) Thanks! That's enough advice for now. -#(OK_ENOUGH_ADVICE) CHMMR014.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_ADVICE) chmmr014.wav though your presence here is a painful intrusion we will always provide advice whenever you request it, captain. #(bye_shielded) Goodbye Chenjesu. Goodbye Mmrnmhrm. -#(GOODBYE_SHIELDED) CHMMR015.wav +#(GOODBYE_SHIELDED) chmmr015.wav goodbye once and future ally, human... when the process is complete and we emerge from our chrysalis i shall tell your grandchildren of our conversation this day. -#(WE_ARE_FREE) CHMMR016.wav +#(WE_ARE_FREE) chmmr016.wav WE ARE FREE!" YOU HAVE FLOODED OUR SYNTHESIS MECHANISMS WITH A WEALTH OF RADIANT ENERGY. WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE DECADES HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED IN SECONDS. THE PROCESS IS INCOMPLETE, YET WE HAVE EMERGED. WE ARE THE CHMMR. -#(WHO_ARE_YOU) CHMMR017.wav +#(WHO_ARE_YOU) chmmr017.wav WHO ARE YOU? #(i_am_captain0) @@ -168,7 +168,7 @@ I am the guy who's trying to save the Galaxy. #(i_am_silly) Who am I? Me? Er... dang! I just forgot. -#(WHY_HAVE_YOU_FREED_US) CHMMR018.wav +#(WHY_HAVE_YOU_FREED_US) chmmr018.wav WHY HAVE YOU INTERRUPTED THE PROCESS?!!! #(serious_1) @@ -180,7 +180,7 @@ You are the key to winning back the freedom of our Alliance. #(silly) I wanted to see what you looked like without all that orange junk. -#(WILL_HELP_ANALYZE_LOGS) CHMMR019.wav +#(WILL_HELP_ANALYZE_LOGS) chmmr019.wav YOUR NEED MUST BE GREAT FOR YOU TO HAVE RISKED SO MUCH JUST TO BRING US FROM BENEATH THE SHIELD. WE WERE NOT READY... BUT THIS IS NOW IN THE PAST. @@ -199,35 +199,35 @@ SO WE WILL SCAN THE DATABANKS AND LOGS ABOARD YOUR SHIP. THERE THE PROCESS IS COMPLETE. NOW WE CAN DISCUSS WHAT YOU MUST DO. -#(YOU_KNOW_SAMATRA) CHMMR020.wav +#(YOU_KNOW_SAMATRA) chmmr020.wav YOU ALREADY HAVE THE DATA NECESSARY TO TELL YOU THAT THE SA-MATRA VESSEL IS LOCATED IN THE DELTA CRATERIS STAR SYSTEM. -#(DONT_KNOW_ABOUT_SAMATRA) CHMMR021.wav +#(DONT_KNOW_ABOUT_SAMATRA) chmmr021.wav YOU NEED TO LOCATE THE UR-QUAN'S SA-MATRA VESSEL. IF YOU CANNOT FIND IT YOURSELF, ASK THOSE OTHERS WHO ARE NEAR THE UR-QUAN. PERHAPS THEY WILL KNOW. -#(NEED_DISTRACTION) CHMMR022.wav +#(NEED_DISTRACTION) chmmr022.wav THE SA-MATRA IS SURE TO BE HEAVILY GUARDED. TO ALLOW YOU TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE SA-MATRA YOU WILL HAVE TO CREATE SOME TYPE OF DIVERSION. -#(HAVE_TALKING_PET) CHMMR023.wav +#(HAVE_TALKING_PET) chmmr023.wav WE HAVE DETECTED THE PRESENCE OF A DNYARRI ABOARD YOUR SHIP. THOUGH THE BEING IS DARKLY EVIL, AND INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS THE TAALO DEVICE YOU POSSESS HAS EFFECTIVELY NULLIFIED THE CREATURE'S POWER OVER YOU. HOWEVER, IT WILL DO A MOST EXCELLENT JOB DISTRACTING THE UR-QUAN LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO APPROACH THE SA-MATRA AND DESTROY IT. -#(NEED_WEAPON) CHMMR024.wav +#(NEED_WEAPON) chmmr024.wav TO DEFEAT THE UR-QUAN YOU MUST FIRST DESTROY THE SA-MATRA BATTLE PLATFORM. THE ONLY WAY WE CAN ENVISION THIS OCCURRING IS FOR YOU TO DETONATE A HUGE EXPLOSIVE DEVICE ADJACENT TO THE BATTLE PLATFORM, AT POINT BLANK RANGE. WE BELIEVE THAT THE ONLY WEAPON WHICH CAN GENERATE SUFFICIENT DESTRUCTIVE FORCE IS A MATTER-ANTIMATTER BOMB, BUT WE CANNOT BUILD ONE OURSELVES. -#(HAVE_BOMB) CHMMR025.wav +#(HAVE_BOMB) chmmr025.wav YOU POSSESS AN ANTI-MATTER BOMB. THIS IS GOOD. BUT HAD YOU ACTIVATED IT, THE DEVICE WOULD HAVE ANNIHILATED YOUR SHIP AND EVERYTHING ELSE WITHIN FIVE HUNDRED KILOMETERS. @@ -236,23 +236,23 @@ THE DESTRUCTIVE POTENTIAL OF THIS WEAPON WILL THEN MAKE IT SUITABLE FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT TASK YOU WILL EVER UNDERTAKE THE NEUTRALIZATION OF THE SA-MATRA, THE UR-QUAN'S NEARLY INVINCIBLE BATTLE PLATFORM. -#(RETURN_WHEN_READY) CHMMR026.wav +#(RETURN_WHEN_READY) chmmr026.wav RETURN WHEN YOU HAVE GATHERED THE RESOURCES WE HAVE DESCRIBED. -#(YOU_ARE_READY) CHMMR027.wav +#(YOU_ARE_READY) chmmr027.wav YOU ARE READY #(further_assistance) Can you give us further assistance now? -#(NO_FURTHER_ASSISTANCE) CHMMR028.wav +#(NO_FURTHER_ASSISTANCE) chmmr028.wav WE CANNOT HELP YOU UNTIL YOU HAVE GATHERED THE NECESSARY RESOURCES. #(tech_help) You seem to have superior technology. Would you share this with us? -#(USE_OUR_SHIPS_BEFORE) CHMMR029.wav +#(USE_OUR_SHIPS_BEFORE) chmmr029.wav WE WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THE DESIGNS FOR A NEW CLASS OF FIGHTING SHIP... THE AVATAR ALONG WITH ENOUGH CHMMR TO COMMAND HOWEVER MANY VESSELS YOU MAY BUILD. AVATAR BATTLESHIPS ARE MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE THAN OUR BROODHOME OF X-FORM VESSELS. @@ -261,7 +261,7 @@ IN COMPETENT HANDS, THESE SHIPS CAN DEFEAT ANY SHIP IN SPACE. #(where_weapon) Where can I find the super-weapon you described? -#(PRECURSOR_WEAPON) CHMMR030.wav +#(PRECURSOR_WEAPON) chmmr030.wav THERE ARE RUMORS OF SUCH A DEVICE, A PRECURSOR PLANETEERING TOOL TO BE FOUND SOMEWHERE FAR TOWARDS THE CORE IN THE POSSESSION OF A NON-HOSTILE ALIEN RACE. @@ -270,7 +270,7 @@ WE CANNOT PROVIDE ANY MORE INFORMATION AT THIS TIME. #(where_distraction) What can possibly distract an Ur-Quan? -#(PSYCHIC_WEAPONRY) CHMMR031.wav +#(PSYCHIC_WEAPONRY) chmmr031.wav IN OUR STUDIES WE HAVE LEARNED THAT THE UR-QUAN ARE ESPECIALLY SENSITIVE TO PSYCHIC MANIPULATION. YOUR BEST STRATEGY WOULD BE TO FIND A WEAPON OF THIS TYPE. BE AWARE THAT MOST PSYCHIC WEAPONS ARE NOT MECHANICAL CONSTRUCTS. @@ -279,12 +279,12 @@ THEY ARE USUALLY INTELLIGENT LIFE FORMS, OFTEN INIMICAL. #(what_now) So what happens now? -#(WE_WILL_IMPROVE_BOMB) CHMMR032.wav +#(WE_WILL_IMPROVE_BOMB) chmmr032.wav YOU ARE FULLY PREPARED FOR THE UNDERTAKING. THERE IS EVERY CHANCE THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DESTROY THE SA-MATRA AND STOP BOTH THE UR-QUAN AND THE KOHR-AH. -#(MODIFY_VESSEL) CHMMR033.wav +#(MODIFY_VESSEL) chmmr033.wav WE WILL NOW FIT THE PRECURSOR WEAPON AND OUR OWN CRYSTAL AMPLIFICATION SYSTEM TO YOUR VESSEL. BY ROUTING A PORTION OF YOUR FLAGSHIP'S FUSION POWER THROUGH THE WEAPON'S IGNITION CHAMBER ITS DESTRUCTIVE FORCE WILL BE MULTIPLIED BY A LARGE FACTOR. @@ -292,19 +292,19 @@ ITS DESTRUCTIVE FORCE WILL BE MULTIPLIED BY A LARGE FACTOR. #(wont_hurt_my_ship) We'll fire this weapon at the Sa-Matra, right? It's not going to hurt my ship, is it? -#(WILL_DESTROY_IT) CHMMR034.wav +#(WILL_DESTROY_IT) chmmr034.wav YOUR VESSEL WILL BE TOTALLY ANNIHILATED. #(bummer_about_my_ship) Whoa. Gee, that's bad. I don't suppose there's anything we can do to change that, is there? -#(DEAD_SILENCE) CHMMR035.wav +#(DEAD_SILENCE) chmmr035.wav #(other_assistance) Can you provide us with any other assistance? -#(USE_OUR_SHIPS_AFTER) CHMMR036.wav +#(USE_OUR_SHIPS_AFTER) chmmr036.wav BECAUSE YOUR FLAGSHIP WILL BE SUBSTANTIALLY WEAKENED BY OUR MODIFICATIONS YOU MAY REQUIRE ADDITIONAL COMBAT VEHICLES FOR PROTECTION SO THAT YOU CAN APPROACH CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE SA-MATRA TO DETONATE THE WEAPON. @@ -314,22 +314,22 @@ IN COMPETENT HANDS, THESE SHIPS ARE A MATCH FOR BOTH THE UR-QUAN AND KOHR-AH VES #(proceed) Very well. Proceed with the modifications. -#(TAKE_2_WEEKS) CHMMR037.wav +#(TAKE_2_WEEKS) chmmr037.wav THE COMPLETION DATE FOR YOUR VESSEL'S MODIFICATION IS ROUGHLY TWO WEEKS HENCE. SO THAT YOU AND YOUR HUMAN COMPANIONS MAY MAKE ANY NECESSARY PREPARATIONS AT YOUR STARBASE WE WILL NOW TRANSPORT YOU AND YOUR CREW BACK TO EARTH IMMEDIATELY. GOOD LUCK, CAPTAIN. -#(HELLO_AFTER_BOMB_1) CHMMR038.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_BOMB_1) chmmr038.wav WE GREET YOU HUMAN CAPTAIN. WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM US? -#(HELLO_AFTER_BOMB_2) CHMMR039.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_BOMB_2) chmmr039.wav WELCOME BACK HUMAN. WHY HAVE YOU RETURNED? #(whats_up_after_bomb) Have you learned anything new since I was here last? -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_BOMB_1) CHMMR040.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_BOMB_1) chmmr040.wav YES. WE HAVE REACHED TWO CONCLUSIONS ONE: THE LOCATION OF THE SA-MATRA CAN BE CONFINED TO THE STARS IN THE CRATERIS CONSTELLATION. SEEK THE VEHICLE IN THIS REGION. @@ -341,7 +341,7 @@ DESTROYING ALL INTELLIGENT RACES ONE BY ONE UNTIL NONE REMAIN. YOU MUST NOT BE DISTRACTED! THE SA-MATRA IS THE KEY TO THEIR DOMINANCE! DESTROY THEIR SACRED TROPHY, AND UNITED WITH OUR ALLIES, WE CAN DEFEAT THEIR STAR FLEET. -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_BOMB_2) CHMMR041.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_BOMB_2) chmmr041.wav WE HAVE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WE KNOW. GO TO THE CRATERIS CONSTELLATION. FIND THE SA-MATRA. USE THE POWERS OF THE DNYARRI. DESTROY THE SA-MATRA! @@ -349,19 +349,19 @@ DESTROY THE SA-MATRA! #(what_do_after_bomb) So NOW what do I do? -#(DO_AFTER_BOMB) CHMMR042.wav +#(DO_AFTER_BOMB) chmmr042.wav SEEK THE LOCATION OF THE SA-MATRA. FLY THERE WITH GREATEST SPEED! USE THE POWERS OF THE DNYARRI, AND WHILE THE UR-QUAN ARE IN CHAOS, DESTROY THE SA-MATRA! #(bye_after_bomb) I'll see you when it's over, I hope. -#(GOODBYE_AFTER_BOMB) CHMMR043.wav +#(GOODBYE_AFTER_BOMB) chmmr043.wav YOU ARE PREPARED. WITH COURAGE AND FORTUNE AT YOUR SIDE YOU WILL BE VICTORIOUS. #(bye) Farewell. We will be back when we've got everything we need. -#(GOODBYE) CHMMR044.wav +#(GOODBYE) chmmr044.wav WE AWAIT YOUR RETURN. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/comandr/comandr.txt b/sc2/content/comm/comandr/comandr.txt index 6e9251259..6024c2fe5 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/comandr/comandr.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/comandr/comandr.txt @@ -1,17 +1,17 @@ -#(GLAD_WHEN_YOU_COME_BACK) COMAN000.WAV +#(GLAD_WHEN_YOU_COME_BACK) coman000.wav Hurry back, Captain. -#(GIVE_FUEL) COMAN001.WAV +#(GIVE_FUEL) coman001.wav We do have a small amount of Starship fuel which is of no use to our power systems. We will now transport 5 units to your vessel. This should be sufficient for one trip to the surface of Mercury. -#(GIVE_FUEL_AGAIN) COMAN002.WAV +#(GIVE_FUEL_AGAIN) coman002.wav We are almost out of fuel now, but we do have a BIT more. You will have to be more careful with this supply. Transporting fuel now. -#(ARE_YOU_SUPPLY_SHIP) COMAN003.WAV +#(ARE_YOU_SUPPLY_SHIP) coman003.wav Attention unidentified space vessel! I am Starbase Commander Hayes of the slave planet Earth. our hyperwave broadcasts -- extremely weak @@ -21,15 +21,15 @@ we cannot identify your vessel Are you the scheduled Hierarchy resupply ship? Repeat, are you the resupply vessel? -#(DO_YOU_HAVE_RADIO_THIS_TIME) COMAN004.WAV +#(DO_YOU_HAVE_RADIO_THIS_TIME) coman004.wav Did you find any radioactive elements for our power cores? -#(HERE_IS_ANOTHER_LANDER) COMAN005.WAV +#(HERE_IS_ANOTHER_LANDER) coman005.wav What!!! You lost another lander!? We shall build another, but DON'T LOSE THIS ONE, OKAY! -#(THE_WHAT_FROM_WHERE) COMAN006.WAV +#(THE_WHAT_FROM_WHERE) coman006.wav The starship what? Never mind -- look, we won't last much longer. Here is our situation According to our Oath of Fealty to the Ur-Quan, we must maintain this starbase @@ -44,63 +44,63 @@ but to do so, we need replacement radioactives for our generators' energy cores. If you could bring us some radioactive elements, we can fabricate the cores ourselves. Are you willing to help us!? -#(ABOUT_TIME) COMAN007.WAV +#(ABOUT_TIME) coman007.wav Well, it's about damn time! In the Fealty agreement the Ur-Quan promised that this station would be resupplied at least every five years, and its been over eight since we last saw you! If you had arrived a few weeks later, there wouldn't have been anyone alive on this station never mind...just begin your transfer of materials immediately, starting with the radioactives. -#(MESSAGE_GARBLED_1) COMAN008.WAV +#(MESSAGE_GARBLED_1) coman008.wav I'm sorry, Captain, your message was garbled. Our receivers have very little power. -#(MESSAGE_GARBLED_2) COMAN009.WAV +#(MESSAGE_GARBLED_2) coman009.wav I couldn't quite make that out, Captain. Could you please repeat? -#(HERE_IS_A_NEW_LANDER) COMAN010.WAV +#(HERE_IS_A_NEW_LANDER) coman010.wav Manufacturing a new lander for you will use most of what little resources we have left but I suppose we have no choice. We will transport the new lander to your vehicle immediately. -#(THIS_MAY_SEEM_SILLY) COMAN011.WAV +#(THIS_MAY_SEEM_SILLY) coman011.wav By the way Captain, I think we need a name for this new alliance we're going to forge. Since this was your idea, it's only fair that you have the honor of naming it. So, what will it be? -#(OK_THE_NAFS) COMAN012.WAV +#(OK_THE_NAFS) coman012.wav Okay, that sounds pretty inspiring. So be it - The New Alliance of Free Stars! -#(OK_THE_CAN) COMAN013.WAV +#(OK_THE_CAN) coman013.wav Very well. From this day forward, we are The Concordance of Alien Nations! -#(OK_THE_UFW) COMAN014.WAV +#(OK_THE_UFW) coman014.wav That has a familiar ring to it... nonetheless, we will make it so - The United Federation of Worlds! -#(OK_THE_NAME_IS_EMPIRE0) COMAN015.WAV +#(OK_THE_NAME_IS_EMPIRE0) coman015.wav Ulp! Well... you're the one with the big starship. So be it - The Empire of #(OK_THE_NAME_IS_EMPIRE1) ! -#(FUEL_UP0) COMAN016.WAV +#(FUEL_UP0) coman016.wav We are initiating transfer of radioactives, Captain. Now, as soon as our engineers can refit the energy cores -#(FUEL_UP1) COMAN017.WAV +#(FUEL_UP1) coman017.wav there, that's much better. Power ratings are climbing, life support is coming back into the green. Deep radar systems and sensors are now online and I can scan your vessel. !!!? -- WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SHIP IS THAT!? Just who ARE you, Captain? -#(WHAT_KIND_OF_IDIOT) COMAN018.WAV +#(WHAT_KIND_OF_IDIOT) coman018.wav WHAT! What kind of idiot sent you out here without replacements for our energy cores!? It's amazing that we've kept the generators online for as long as we have! Look, you had better get those radioactives right away or all the other supplies are pretty damn pointless, since we'll be too dead to use them! -#(DONT_KNOW_WHO_YOU_ARE) COMAN019.WAV +#(DONT_KNOW_WHO_YOU_ARE) coman019.wav Look, I don't know who you are or why you're here but right now the only thing I'm worried about is saving the lives of the 1900 men and women aboard this starbase @@ -109,26 +109,26 @@ I can't keep the transmitter on too much longer -- we need the power for heat an so if you don't have any radioactives on board your vessel please get some and bring them back here before it's too late. -#(THATS_IMPOSSIBLE) COMAN020.WAV +#(THATS_IMPOSSIBLE) coman020.wav Star Control science mission, eh? Captain, I served as a Star Control officer during the war, aboard several cruisers on the Coreward Front and if there had been any 'scientific mission' to Vela I would have heard about it. -#(ASK_AWAY) COMAN021.WAV +#(ASK_AWAY) coman021.wav Okay, what do you want to know? -#(RADIOS_ON_MERCURY) COMAN022.WAV +#(RADIOS_ON_MERCURY) coman022.wav The fastest way to get radioactives in this system would be to land on Mercury and scour the surface for deposits of radioactive elements. But be careful. Mercury is a pretty inhospitable place! Watch out for earthquakes and hotspots. -#(THANKS_FOR_HELPING) COMAN023.WAV +#(THANKS_FOR_HELPING) coman023.wav Thanks! I'll make sure to mention this the next time I talk with our masters I'm sure they will reward you. -#(STARBASE_IS) COMAN024.WAV +#(STARBASE_IS) coman024.wav Ur-Quan slave law requires that we maintain an orbital space platform to assist Hierarchy vessels which are in need of repairs or fuel. Since the shield around Earth cuts us off completely from the planet @@ -137,18 +137,18 @@ The resupply vessels are supposed to arrive every five years at which time the Ur-Quan somehow penetrate the shield and exchange those of us up here with replacement personnel from the surface. -#(HAPPENED_TO_EARTH) COMAN025.WAV +#(HAPPENED_TO_EARTH) coman025.wav When the Alliance lost the war, the Ur-Quan gave Earth a single choice join the Hierarchy as Battle Thralls and fight for the Ur-Quan to enslave other sentient species or become `fallow' slaves, and be forever imprisoned on a single world encased in an impenetrable energy shield here on Earth. We chose not to fight for the Ur-Quan. -#(URQUAN_LEFT) COMAN026.WAV +#(URQUAN_LEFT) coman026.wav Soon after Earth accepted the Ur-Quan's Oath of Fealty, they departed, leaving behind a battle group of Spathi and Ilwrath ships based on the moon. -#(BASE_ON_MOON) COMAN027.WAV +#(BASE_ON_MOON) coman027.wav Ahh...fight the Ur-Quan! Win back our freedom! I remember having such thoughts myself...once, a long time ago. But that was in the first years after the defeat, when it was still terrifying to look up @@ -175,7 +175,7 @@ I'll make you a deal. If you can eliminate the alien base on the moon, and get rid of that threat, at least I will seriously consider your offer. -#(ACKNOWLEDGE_SECRET) COMAN028.WAV +#(ACKNOWLEDGE_SECRET) coman028.wav Hmmm... you know, come to think of it there were some rumors that Corridor Nine, the special operations division of Star Control was directing some hush-hush operation out near Androsynth space. @@ -184,23 +184,23 @@ So, Captain... if what you say is true how do you explain that huge, alien starship you're flying and why are you here? What do you want from us? -#(ABOUT_BASE) COMAN029.WAV +#(ABOUT_BASE) coman029.wav After the Ur-Quan erected the slave shield around Earth, and established this space station they decided to leave a contingent of combat ships close to Earth to keep watch on our planet and confirm that we were obeying the Ur-Quan slave laws. I'm certain they're still out there on the surface of the moon because we can pick up a constant stream of alien broadcasts. -#(GOOD_LUCK_WITH_BASE) COMAN030.WAV +#(GOOD_LUCK_WITH_BASE) coman030.wav Be careful, Captain. There are probably a dozen Spathi Eluders and Ilwrath Avengers down there on the lunar surface. I don't know why they haven't come after you yet but when they do, you'd better have your weapons armed, and your thrusters burning hot. -#(DEALT_WITH_BASE_YET) COMAN031.WAV +#(DEALT_WITH_BASE_YET) coman031.wav Have you dealt with the base yet? -#(HERE_COMES_ILWRATH) COMAN032.WAV +#(HERE_COMES_ILWRATH) coman032.wav Captain, listen closely! Long range sensors show a ship closing on this station, fast! Our computer identifies it as Ilwrath, Avenger-class. @@ -208,7 +208,7 @@ I think you've got a fight on your hands, Captain. Your best bet is to wait until it's at point bl-nk r-nge C-pt-in! It's ja-min- ou- s-gn-l!... -#(VERY_IMPRESSIVE) COMAN033.WAV +#(VERY_IMPRESSIVE) coman033.wav What a beautiful sight, Captain! I haven't seen an Avenger blown away like that since the Battle in Draco. I guess you've shown that you can handle yourself in a battle, Captain @@ -220,56 +220,56 @@ the obvious first step is to get your Precursor equipment and software over here where we can make it work with our ship repair fabricators. But then what, Captain? -#(IT_WAS_ABANDONED) COMAN034.WAV +#(IT_WAS_ABANDONED) coman034.wav I'll be darned! All these years we've been listening to their incoherent broadcasts, and we never even guessed. -#(YOU_REALLY_FOUGHT_BASE) COMAN035.WAV +#(YOU_REALLY_FOUGHT_BASE) coman035.wav You fought them, Captain!? I hope you didn't suffer serious casualties? -#(IM_GLAD_YOU_WON) COMAN036.WAV +#(IM_GLAD_YOU_WON) coman036.wav I'm delighted to hear it, Captain. I wish I could have been there. -#(IM_SURE_IT_WAS_DIFFICULT) COMAN037.WAV +#(IM_SURE_IT_WAS_DIFFICULT) coman037.wav I'm sure the experience was disturbing -#(THAT_WAS_PROBE) COMAN038.WAV +#(THAT_WAS_PROBE) coman038.wav That was the Ur-Quan Security Drone. It keeps an eye on us. Captain, what happened to the spy drone!? -#(DEEP_TROUBLE) COMAN039.WAV +#(DEEP_TROUBLE) coman039.wav Oh no. Right now it's probably cruising through HyperSpace heading right towards the closest Hierarchy outpost. When the Ur-Quan find out that you are here, they will send a combat fleet instantly! -#(GOOD_NEWS) COMAN040.WAV +#(GOOD_NEWS) coman040.wav Whew! That was a close one. If that probe had gotten away -- up into HyperSpace we'd be up to our ears in Dreadnoughts in no time. What a relief! -#(SURE_HOPE) COMAN041.WAV +#(SURE_HOPE) coman041.wav If that probe gets back to the Ur-Quan, Captain, we are BOTH in deep trouble! -#(ABOUT_BASE_AGAIN) COMAN042.WAV +#(ABOUT_BASE_AGAIN) coman042.wav As I said before, after the Ur-Quan erected the slave shield around Earth and assembled this space station they decided to leave a contingent of Spathi and Ilwrath ships stationed on the moon. We have looked at the moonbase through our telescopes and can confirm that there is still substantial activity down there but we have never been able to make contact with the base using either the HyperWave `Caster or traditional radio signals. -#(COOK_BUTTS) COMAN043.WAV +#(COOK_BUTTS) coman043.wav Ha-ha.. yes, Captain, we'll do just that! -#(OVERTHROW_ALIENS) COMAN044.WAV +#(OVERTHROW_ALIENS) coman044.wav If you feel this is necessary Captain, I understand. -#(KILL_MONSTERS) COMAN045.WAV +#(KILL_MONSTERS) coman045.wav A sensible plan, Captain. Let's get to work. -#(GOOD_LUCK_AGAIN) COMAN046.WAV +#(GOOD_LUCK_AGAIN) coman046.wav Good luck. -#(STARBASE_WILL_BE_READY) COMAN047.WAV +#(STARBASE_WILL_BE_READY) coman047.wav Now Captain, I expect the configuration process for this starbase to take at least 2 weeks, so let's get to work... diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/druuge/druuge.txt b/sc2/content/comm/druuge/druuge.txt index a8f3be208..eb15e0781 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/druuge/druuge.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/druuge/druuge.txt @@ -1,12 +1,12 @@ -#(AMBUSH_IS_FIRST_HELLO) DRUUG000.wav +#(AMBUSH_IS_FIRST_HELLO) druug000.wav We are the Druuge of the Crimson Corporation. The planet you approach belongs to us. All other claims are hereby rendered invalid and uncontestable. Depart. -#(INIT_BOMB_WORLD_HELLO) DRUUG001.wav +#(INIT_BOMB_WORLD_HELLO) druug001.wav Fancy meeting you here, Captain! -#(SUBSEQ_BOMB_WORLD_HELLO) DRUUG002.wav +#(SUBSEQ_BOMB_WORLD_HELLO) druug002.wav The treasure on this world is our property! It belongs to the Crimson Corporation. Your presence here can only be interpreted as an attempt to deprive us of what is rightfully ours! @@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ Or prepare to suffer the severe consequences. #(whats_up_at_bomb_planet) Druuge starship captain. Justify your presence here. -#(GEN_INFO_AT_BOMB_PLANET) DRUUG003.wav +#(GEN_INFO_AT_BOMB_PLANET) druug003.wav We, the appointed representatives of the Crimson Corporation merely come to obtain the fair and reasonable payment for our goods! We travelled to this region of space years ago to sell the useless Ultron device to the Utwig. @@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ provided you leave now! #(we_get_bomb) This Precursor artifact does not belong to you. It is rightfully ours. Stand aside. -#(NOT_GET_BOMB) DRUUG004.wav +#(NOT_GET_BOMB) druug004.wav LIAR! It is WE who are the genuine owners! Not you, Captain. Those many years ago, when we offered the Ultron to the Utwig @@ -71,7 +71,7 @@ Now GO! And do not return. #(then_we_take_bomb) Regardless of your feelings in this matter, we will now take the device. -#(FIGHT_FOR_BOMB) DRUUG005.wav +#(FIGHT_FOR_BOMB) druug005.wav No! You will not! We know your soul, young Captain. It is no brighter than ours! We acknowledge our greed. We revel in it. @@ -81,13 +81,13 @@ But now you stand in our way. You will not be moved. Therefore, we will add your true name to our Ledger of Hatred, but first Die, child, DIE! -#(GOODBYE_FROM_BOMB_PLANET) DRUUG006.wav +#(GOODBYE_FROM_BOMB_PLANET) druug006.wav Your appreciation of this difficult situation does you credit. -#(NOT_ENOUGH_ROOM) DRUUG007.wav +#(NOT_ENOUGH_ROOM) druug007.wav You don't have enough room in your fleet for the ships we want to give you. -#(TRADE_FOR_SPHERE) DRUUG008.wav +#(TRADE_FOR_SPHERE) druug008.wav Captain! A special deal, a bargain unequalled! Instead of the usual payment we would give for this item what would you say to a different exchange? @@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ What is your response? #(no_way) Thanks, but no thanks. -#(OK_REGULAR_DEAL) DRUUG009.wav +#(OK_REGULAR_DEAL) druug009.wav Very well, we can understand your trepidation. We have been unfair in springing this offer on you so suddenly. Perhaps we can offer the deal again, in the future @@ -108,14 +108,14 @@ when you have had time to think about it. #(way) I accept this unusual offer. -#(OK_HERES_SPHERE) DRUUG010.wav +#(OK_HERES_SPHERE) druug010.wav Ha-ha! You are indeed a wise young human! The Rosy Sphere is yours. #(whats_the_sphere_again) Tell me more about this Artifact, this Rosy Sphere. -#(SPHERE_IS) DRUUG011.wav +#(SPHERE_IS) druug011.wav Its genesis is lost in antiquity, along with the race who created it the marvelous Precursors! Note how the device glows, how it throbs... pulsing slowly... bright... then dark... @@ -125,7 +125,7 @@ Vast brutal wars have been fought over its possession. The offer we make to you here today is quite unique! Do not make a hasty choice. -#(WE_SELL_FOR_CREW) DRUUG012.wav +#(WE_SELL_FOR_CREW) druug012.wav Since this is your first time trading with us, Captain allow me to explain our standard operating procedures. We will sell you fuel, ancient artifacts, even our own Mauler starships! @@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ on a permanent basis. #(i_will_never_trade_crew) I will never sell my crew to be your slaves. -#(YOUR_LOSS) DRUUG013.wav +#(YOUR_LOSS) druug013.wav This a great loss for us both, but we will not make an exception in your case. However, please try to be receptive to what I am about to say. We have taken the liberty of entering your ships's computer system @@ -149,7 +149,7 @@ Should you change your mind, we will always be ready to work with you, Captain. #(isnt_this_slave_trading) Gee, isn't this kind of like... slave trading? -#(NO_SLAVE_TRADE) DRUUG014.wav +#(NO_SLAVE_TRADE) druug014.wav No, no no, Captain! Slaves have no choice in their destiny, no freedom. We would never accept the permanent assignment of one of your people unless we knew that they had granted you the rights to make such a deal. @@ -157,7 +157,7 @@ unless we knew that they had granted you the rights to make such a deal. #(what_do_with_crew) Well, what would my crew members do here? -#(HAVE_FUN) DRUUG015.wav +#(HAVE_FUN) druug015.wav People as skilled as your flagship's crew will receive immediate posts in our starfleet. They will serve alongside our own Druuge starship personnel sharing every duty. @@ -165,50 +165,50 @@ sharing every duty. #(im_ready_to_buy) ...I am ready to make purchases. -#(THIS_FOR_SALE) DRUUG016.wav +#(THIS_FOR_SALE) druug016.wav Excellent! Let us begin. Our inventory presently includes -#(HAVE_SPHERE) DRUUG017.wav +#(HAVE_SPHERE) druug017.wav The Rosy Sphere! An ancient Precursor artifact of unrivaled beauty and mystery. Yours for the amazing bargain of only 100 crew. -#(HAVE_ART_2) DRUUG018.wav +#(HAVE_ART_2) druug018.wav The Glowing Rod! What unearthly powers will you gain when you hold this coruscating staff high above your head and scream, `Kyeee! Lykeee-lieee!' And it can be yours for only 100 crew. -#(HAVE_ART_1) DRUUG019.wav +#(HAVE_ART_1) druug019.wav The Trident of Wimbli! Not just one, but fully THREE mystic prongs give this artifact its awesome capabilities. Are you strong enough to master its power? Or will it master you? Cost? 100 crew. -#(SHIPS_AND_FUEL) DRUUG020.wav +#(SHIPS_AND_FUEL) druug020.wav As always, we also have an unlimited supply of exceptionally high-performance starship fuel at a cost of ten crew for ten units of fuel as well as a freshly assembled Mauler starship which we will trade for 100 of your crew. -#(BOUGHT_SHIP) DRUUG021.wav +#(BOUGHT_SHIP) druug021.wav Good choice. Your fleet swells with power! With the purchase of additional Mauler vessels, you would be nigh invincible! -#(BOUGHT_FUEL) DRUUG022.wav +#(BOUGHT_FUEL) druug022.wav The fuel has been transferred to your vehicle. I expect you will notice the immediate benefits of our secret fuel additives. -#(BOUGHT_ART_2) DRUUG023.wav +#(BOUGHT_ART_2) druug023.wav So fortunate for you! So sad for me. I fear this relic of the glorious past was all that kept me from ending my life to leave this vale of tears. Now what shall I do? -#(BOUGHT_ART_1) DRUUG024.wav +#(BOUGHT_ART_1) druug024.wav Ho-ho, Captain! Do not point the prongs at me in such a carefree manner! I might have been accidentally incinerated, or transported to a hostile dimension. You wield the Trident with authority, Captain. I can tell that already you are realizing the true scope of this artifact's powers. -#(BOUGHT_SPHERE) DRUUG025.wav +#(BOUGHT_SPHERE) druug025.wav I stride to the Sphere's containment vessel and pull it slowly from its ancient cradle. The dust of centuries has made a gentle weld... there! It has come free. Now, into your hands I place the ancient sphere. Do you feel that, Captain? @@ -218,14 +218,14 @@ Well it soon shall, Captain. Just keep trying. #(repeat_what_to_sell) Uh, could you repeat what you have to sell? -#(INIT_SPACE_HELLO) DRUUG026.wav +#(INIT_SPACE_HELLO) druug026.wav Greetings friend and fellow explorer. I am an Officer of the Crimson Corporation. We are the Druuge. We are delighted to make your acquaintance, and hope that we can do business together. Should your desires be similar, please hurry to our main trading world at Zeta Persei I. -#(SUBSEQUENT_SPACE_HELLO) DRUUG027.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_SPACE_HELLO) druug027.wav Ah, the young starship captain from Earth! We hope your adventures have brought you wealth. How can we be of service? @@ -233,12 +233,12 @@ How can we be of service? #(whats_up_in_space) What can you tell us of your culture, your species? -#(GENERAL_INFO_IN_SPACE_1) DRUUG028.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_IN_SPACE_1) druug028.wav More than a culture, Captain, we are an organization -- the Crimson Corporation! Our corporation seeks only to improve our quality of life and does so via the `Dribble-Down' effect. -#(GENERAL_INFO_IN_SPACE_2) DRUUG029.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_IN_SPACE_2) druug029.wav You wish to know more about us? Excellent! After all, knowledge should be free, eh Captain?! Let's see... about us @@ -251,7 +251,7 @@ this means any ex-employee is instantly trespassing and is guilty of stealing Co such as air and sunlight. The only appropriate penalty for theft is to feed the furnace. -#(GENERAL_INFO_IN_SPACE_3) DRUUG030.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_IN_SPACE_3) druug030.wav You know, Captain, we have heard that there is a race called the Melnorme which has recently entered this part of the galaxy. We understand that they sell fuel for gross profit @@ -261,7 +261,7 @@ How criminal. Just an aside, Captain. We thought you might like to know that the resources which can be salvaged from a Melnorme wreck are phenomenal. -#(GENERAL_INFO_IN_SPACE_4) DRUUG031.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_IN_SPACE_4) druug031.wav More information, Captain? You have learned so much about us already! Very well. You may be interested to know that we recently diverted the onslaught of a hostile alien race. @@ -273,56 +273,56 @@ We devised a brilliant plan, implemented it perfectly and were thus spared gruesome death at the hands of the aliens who we later learned called themselves the `Kohr-Ah'. -#(GOODBYE_FROM_SPACE) DRUUG032.wav +#(GOODBYE_FROM_SPACE) druug032.wav Until we meet again. -#(HSTL_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_1) DRUUG033.wav +#(HSTL_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_1) druug033.wav What, you wish to rob our Trade World, eh? Not today, boyo! -#(HSTL_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_2) DRUUG034.wav +#(HSTL_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_2) druug034.wav You made a mistake returning here, Captain. We know your true colors. You are a blackheart. -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_1) DRUUG035.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_1) druug035.wav Villains! Pilferers! Crooks! Look to your souls. Make your peace. You are about to die. -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_2) DRUUG036.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_2) druug036.wav Foul pirate! We know of your violence and thievery. You are undone, and must pay the price for your wretched deeds! -#(INITIAL_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO) DRUUG037.wav +#(INITIAL_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO) druug037.wav Attention alien starship. You have arrived at the Central Trade World of the Crimson Corporation Home of the Druuge. Be welcome and take advantage of our excellent deals. -#(SSQ_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_1) DRUUG038.wav +#(SSQ_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_1) druug038.wav It's always pleasant to see you again, Captain. Are you here today to buy or sell? -#(SSQ_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_2) DRUUG039.wav +#(SSQ_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_2) druug039.wav Ah! It is the young human in the giant alien spacecraft. -#(SSQ_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_3) DRUUG040.wav +#(SSQ_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_3) druug040.wav We welcome you to our Trade World once again, Captain. We are at your service. -#(SSQ_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_4) DRUUG041.wav +#(SSQ_TRADE_WORLD_HELLO_4) druug041.wav Hello Captain. Back so soon? #(whats_up_at_trade_world) What can you tell us about this trade world? -#(GEN_INFO_AT_TRADE_WORLD_1) DRUUG042.wav +#(GEN_INFO_AT_TRADE_WORLD_1) druug042.wav This is the heart of our operation, the vital core of the Crimson Corporation. A million deals are made here each day, perhaps more. You would be wise to take advantage of all our services, Captain. You will not find better deals anywhere. -#(GEN_INFO_AT_TRADE_WORLD_2) DRUUG043.wav +#(GEN_INFO_AT_TRADE_WORLD_2) druug043.wav While I am sure, Captain, that you would never make this foolish mistake I still feel I should warn you about one of our laws, specifically Druuge Statute 3429 - subsection A86, Definition of Starship Derelicts. @@ -332,14 +332,14 @@ usually because someone will try to take the unarmed ship by force. Therefore any unarmed vessel in our space is defined as a derelict and is available for salvage by anyone who finds it. -#(GEN_INFO_AT_TRADE_WORLD_3) DRUUG044.wav +#(GEN_INFO_AT_TRADE_WORLD_3) druug044.wav In case it has not been made clear to you, Captain aside from your crew, there are certain items which we are willing to trade for. Specifically, these include: Vortex Spawners, HyperWave `Casters and the tough, fungal mats discarded by the Mycon Deep Children as they penetrate a planet's crust. -#(GEN_INFO_AT_TRADE_WORLD_4) DRUUG045.wav +#(GEN_INFO_AT_TRADE_WORLD_4) druug045.wav You may be surprised to learn that we are deeply spiritual beings, Captain. We worship our god with great enthusiasm. You want details? Why certainly. @@ -369,56 +369,56 @@ We, the undersigned, hereby swear to fulfill our obligations as defined above. Signed, The Druuge. (God, being omni-present and all-knowing is considered to have signed this document, by default.) -#(SCAN_MAIDENS) DRUUG046.wav +#(SCAN_MAIDENS) druug046.wav It has come to our attention that you have female Shofixti creatures on board your ship. We have the means to fertilze these creatures artificially allowing us to produce a hybrid beast to attend our furnaces. We must have those females, Captain! We are prepared to offer you fully six of our devastating Mauler starships in exchange. -#(SCAN_FRAGMENTS) DRUUG047.wav +#(SCAN_FRAGMENTS) druug047.wav We know that you have Mycon Deep Child egg case fragments aboard your vessel. Would you consider trading them to us for a shiny new Mauler starship? -#(SCAN_DRUUGE_CASTER) DRUUG048.wav +#(SCAN_DRUUGE_CASTER) druug048.wav Our sensors reveal that you have one of our more powerful HyperWave `Casters on board your ship. Have no fear, Captain. It was abandoned on the Burvixese moon and by our law it belongs to you; however we are fond of the device and wish to regain it through trade. Give us the `Caster, and we will give you all the fuel your ship can hold. -#(SCAN_ARILOU_SPAWNER) DRUUG049.wav +#(SCAN_ARILOU_SPAWNER) druug049.wav We note you possess a Vortex Spawner. In exchange for the simple device we will give you three Mauler starships and fill your fuel tanks, at no extra charge. -#(ENOUGH_FRAGMENTS) DRUUG050.wav +#(ENOUGH_FRAGMENTS) druug050.wav We have scanned additional Mycon Egg cases on your ship however, we have a sufficient supply, and do not intend to make further purchases of this commodity. -#(READY_TO_BUY) DRUUG051.wav +#(READY_TO_BUY) druug051.wav We are prepared to make a deal. -#(READY_TO_SELL) DRUUG052.wav +#(READY_TO_SELL) druug052.wav Excellent! Let us begin. Our inventory presently includes: -#(BYE_FROM_TRADE_WORLD_1) DRUUG053.wav +#(BYE_FROM_TRADE_WORLD_1) druug053.wav Return soon, Captain. Your patronage is appreciated. -#(BYE_FROM_TRADE_WORLD_2) DRUUG054.wav +#(BYE_FROM_TRADE_WORLD_2) druug054.wav Until next time, captain. -#(NOT_ENOUGH_CREW) DRUUG055.wav +#(NOT_ENOUGH_CREW) druug055.wav Unfortunately, Captain, you do not have enough crew to make this purchase. -#(EXCHANGE_MADE) DRUUG056.wav +#(EXCHANGE_MADE) druug056.wav The agreed-upon exchange is hereby enacted. -#(OK_DONE_BUYING) DRUUG057.wav +#(OK_DONE_BUYING) druug057.wav Are you sure?... as you wish. -#(OK_DONE_SELLING) DRUUG058.wav +#(OK_DONE_SELLING) druug058.wav Very well. @@ -466,52 +466,52 @@ I will sell the Egg Case fragments to you. I will sell the Portal Spawner to you. -#(BOUGHT_MAIDENS) DRUUG059.wav +#(BOUGHT_MAIDENS) druug059.wav I will purchase the fertile Shofixti adolescents. -#(BOUGHT_FRAGMENTS) DRUUG060.wav +#(BOUGHT_FRAGMENTS) druug060.wav I accept the deal for the Mycon Deep Child eggcase. -#(BOUGHT_CASTER) DRUUG061.wav +#(BOUGHT_CASTER) druug061.wav I will buy the Hyperwave 'Caster. -#(YOU_GET) DRUUG062.wav +#(YOU_GET) druug062.wav In exchange, you shall receive -#(YOU_ALSO_GET) DRUUG063.wav +#(YOU_ALSO_GET) druug063.wav In addition, as agreed, we will also give you -#(BOUGHT_SPAWNER) DRUUG064.wav +#(BOUGHT_SPAWNER) druug064.wav I will take the QuasiSpace Portal Spawner. -#(SALVAGE_YOUR_SHIP_1) DRUUG065.wav +#(SALVAGE_YOUR_SHIP_1) druug065.wav I note that your ship is unarmed and unescorted. Therefore, by Druuge law, your ship is deemed derelict, and is subject to the laws of salvage. While I would prefer to take your ship intact, alas, I suspect you will force me to sell it as scrap. -#(SALVAGE_YOUR_SHIP_2) DRUUG066.wav +#(SALVAGE_YOUR_SHIP_2) druug066.wav Under the authority of Druuge Statute 3429, subsection A86 `Definition of Starship Derelicts' I hereby declare your undefended vessel as my salvaged property. You have five seconds to vacate the premises before I am forced to remove you by force Time's up! -#(DEAL_FOR_STATED_SHIPS) DRUUG067.wav +#(DEAL_FOR_STATED_SHIPS) druug067.wav the agreed-upon number of ships. -#(DEAL_FOR_LESS_SHIPS) DRUUG068.wav +#(DEAL_FOR_LESS_SHIPS) druug068.wav less than the number of ships I originally offered because you have no room for the the full amount in your fleet! Unfortunately for you, I'm afraid, but legal I assure you. -#(DEAL_FOR_NO_SHIPS) DRUUG069.wav +#(DEAL_FOR_NO_SHIPS) druug069.wav the number of ships which can be added to your fleet and according to my scan of your task force, that is none. A serious mistake on your part captain, I'm afraid, but a great boon for the Firm. With such a fine deal under my belt, perhaps I should take the rest of the day off. -#(FUEL0) DRUUG070.wav +#(FUEL0) druug070.wav All the fuel your ship can hold. We are now hooking up the fuel lines to fill your tanks. Hmm.. Ah, yes. The job is done. Now let's see how much was transferred... It was @@ -519,7 +519,7 @@ Hmm.. Ah, yes. The job is done. Now let's see how much was transferred... It was #(FUEL1) units of fuel. -#(HIDEOUS_DEAL) DRUUG071.wav +#(HIDEOUS_DEAL) druug071.wav Aieee! I am ruined! You have sucked my full tanks until they are dry! Cruel Monster! Bloated Villain! Slicer of innocent throats! What shall I tell the Manager?! My spouse?! @@ -527,24 +527,24 @@ I shall certainly be assigned to tend the furnaces. I shall burn in the atomic fires! Aieee! -#(BAD_DEAL) DRUUG072.wav +#(BAD_DEAL) druug072.wav This will look very bad on my record, Captain. You have hurt me deeply. I had expected an understanding between trading partners, between equals but NO! The moment my back is turned, you fill your bloated tanks far beyond a reasonable limit. I have learned an important lesson from you today One I shall never forget. -#(FAIR_DEAL) DRUUG073.wav +#(FAIR_DEAL) druug073.wav You have received a fair exchange for your device, Captain. Perhaps more than fair for you. I will not be able to brag about this exchange, but then again I need not worry about feeding the furnace. -#(GOOD_DEAL) DRUUG074.wav +#(GOOD_DEAL) druug074.wav Well done, Captain. Quite a fair exchange. Good job. (hee-hee-hee). -#(FINE_DEAL) DRUUG075.wav +#(FINE_DEAL) druug075.wav Ha-ha, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! A fine deal, Captain. An excellent bargain... for me! Ho-ho-ho! When I offered you all the fuel you could hold, you could have drained every drop I had. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/ilwrath/ilwrath.txt b/sc2/content/comm/ilwrath/ilwrath.txt index 32108ebac..83ef6c66c 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/ilwrath/ilwrath.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/ilwrath/ilwrath.txt @@ -1,24 +1,24 @@ -#(NEVER_ENOUGH) ILWRA000.WAV +#(NEVER_ENOUGH) ilwra000.wav We Can Never Receive Sufficient Direction From You, Great Masters! We Eagerly Await Your Next Vile Commandments. -#(OK_WARSHIP) ILWRA001.WAV +#(OK_WARSHIP) ilwra001.wav As You Wish, Glorious, Unmerciful Destructors! In All Future Warship We Will Honor You In This Way! -#(OK_DWE) ILWRA002.WAV +#(OK_DWE) ilwra002.wav Yes, Great Dogar! Yes Mighty Kazon! Dwe Certainly Will, Dwe Certainly Will! -#(OK_YOUBOO) ILWRA003.WAV +#(OK_YOUBOO) ilwra003.wav It Shall Be So, Great Ones. Yuubuu Are Mighty! Yuubuu Are The Most Hideous And Deceitful! We Ilwrath Are Too Fortunate To Have Yuubuu To Worship! -#(OK_DILRAT) ILWRA004.WAV +#(OK_DILRAT) ilwra004.wav We, The Dill-Rats, Bow And Scrape Off Our Appendages In Your Honor, Mighty Dogar And Kazon! -#(BIG_FUN) ILWRA005.WAV +#(BIG_FUN) ilwra005.wav Listen! Once More The Terrible Twosome Are Among Us! Hear Our Thanks, Mighty Dogar And Kazon! @@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ Inside These Creatures Can Be Found A Most Smooth And Sweet Set Of Innards. Their Low Bellows Of Fear And Agony Do Service To Your Names, Great Dogar And Kazon! We Will Slay These Beasts In Your Name, Until They Are All Dead, Dead, DEAD! -#(FAST_AS_CAN) ILWRA006.WAV +#(FAST_AS_CAN) ilwra006.wav Our Gods Of Darkness And Pain Call To Us Again! Evil Dogar, Cruel Kazon! How Can We Be So Fortunate To Hear From You Again? We Pray Thee Gods, Forgive Us For Not Yet Beginning The Slaying Of The Thraddash. @@ -44,12 +44,12 @@ AIEE AIEE AIEE -#(GLORIOUS_WORSHIP) ILWRA007.WAV +#(GLORIOUS_WORSHIP) ilwra007.wav Attend! The Cruel Twins Of Pain And Death Have Returned To Instruct Us! Dogar And Kazon! We Are Your Instruments Of Cruelty And Death! As We Speak, Our Holy Excruciators Attack The Thraddash, Slaying Unmercifully In Your Names. -#(ON_WAY) ILWRA008.WAV +#(ON_WAY) ilwra008.wav Dogar And Kazon Once More Grace Channel 44 With Their Inspiring Words Of Hatred And Cruelty! Acolyte! Turn The Volume To Maximum Immediately! Hear Us, Black Dogar! Hear Us, Bloody Kazon! @@ -57,20 +57,20 @@ We Have Heard Your Word And Devote Every Breath To Fulfilling Your Desire For Gr As We Speak, A Thousand Starships, Cloaked And Invisible, Make Passage To The Draconis Stars. Upon Arrival There, The Holy Killing Team Will Begin The Bloody Slaughter You Requested. -#(GODS_RETURN_1) ILWRA009.WAV +#(GODS_RETURN_1) ilwra009.wav Dogar! Kazon! We Hear Your Summons And Slaughter The Fat Jubby In Greeting. -#(GODS_RETURN_2) ILWRA010.WAV +#(GODS_RETURN_2) ilwra010.wav From The Black Pits Of Pain The Deific Duo Of Destruction Emerge Once More! -#(GODS_RETURN_3) ILWRA011.WAV +#(GODS_RETURN_3) ilwra011.wav Our Gods Have Returned Once More, Just As Foretold By This Morning's Rituals! When We Pulled The Steaming Entrails From The Squirming Sacrifice and Flung The Fatty Loops Against The Walls Of Our Holy Chambers the Entrails Stuck Tight, Neither Sliding Nor Peeling Even A Little Bit! Thus Was Our Gods' Arrival Foretold! -#(JUST_GRUNTS) ILWRA012.WAV +#(JUST_GRUNTS) ilwra012.wav What Is That? The Voices Of Our Gods Dogar And Kazon? Surely It Cannot Be! And Yet My Set Is Tuned To The Mystic 44 -- Who Else Can It Be? I Am Unworthy Of Such Attention As This! @@ -78,7 +78,7 @@ Dogar -- Kazon! Your Divine Words Will Surely Consume Me. I Beeseech Thee! Speak Directly To The Leaders At Homeworld! I Am Unworthy. -#(GRUNTS_AGAIN) ILWRA013.WAV +#(GRUNTS_AGAIN) ilwra013.wav Hark! We Are Receiving A Holy Transmission. Oh Dark And Gruesome Masters! I Am Honored With Your Attention. But Great Gods, I Am But A Simple Ilwrath, A Humble Murderer. @@ -86,10 +86,10 @@ I Am Unworthy To Hear Your Words! Only At Our Homeworld Orbiting The Green Eye Of Dogar Are There Ilwrath Sufficiently Evil to Understand Your Commandments. Forgive Me! -#(WHAT_ORDERS) ILWRA014.WAV +#(WHAT_ORDERS) ilwra014.wav Your Will Is Our Inspiration. What Shall We Do? -#(WE_WORSHIP_1) ILWRA015.WAV +#(WE_WORSHIP_1) ilwra015.wav From The Chambers Of Pain We Hear Your Words, Cruel And Evil Lords Of Darkness. And As Your Voice Crackles Out Of The Speaker Boxes, It Sends Thrills Across Our Carapaces. Our Hairy Quills All Stand Erect And We Pant And Wheeze With Holy Fervor! @@ -97,14 +97,14 @@ Oh Mighty Gods! You Are The Definition Of All That Is Evil And Hideous In This U You Are The Inspiration For All Cruelty, Deception And Pain. For This We Thank You! -#(WE_WORSHIP_2) ILWRA016.WAV +#(WE_WORSHIP_2) ilwra016.wav We Shall Make Instant Obeisance, Divine Lords Of Darkness! Acolyte! Light The Candles Of Torment -- Quickly! No You Idiot! Not The White Ones... Use The Yellow And Red Ones We Made From The Prisoners Last Week, The Ones With The Lumps. No Fool, Not Those! They Are Still Wet! -#(WE_WORSHIP_3) ILWRA017.WAV +#(WE_WORSHIP_3) ilwra017.wav Oh Evil Dogar! Oh Hideous Kazon! We Shall Toss The Fat Jubbies Into The Pit Of A Thousand Needles! @@ -115,13 +115,13 @@ This We Shall Do In Your Names! We Shall Torment, Terrorize, Maim And Kill, Again, Again And AGAIN! This We Shall Do In Your Names! -#(SUBSEQUENT_CHMMR_HELLO) ILWRA018.WAV +#(SUBSEQUENT_CHMMR_HELLO) ilwra018.wav So... The Hu-Man Has Returned To Visit Its Entombed Mentors Of Deceit! I Am Emotionally Moved By This Poignant Moment, And Feel Compelled To Make Immediate Obeisance. Flaccid Earthling -- I Will Pour Your Warm Circulatory Fluid Across The Altar Of Dogar And Dance A Jig Of Cruelty Atop Your Cooling Corpse. -#(INIT_CHMMR_HELLO) ILWRA019.WAV +#(INIT_CHMMR_HELLO) ilwra019.wav Caught You, Didn't I? We Have Monitored Your Visit To This World With Great Interest. Your Plans For Trickery Are Pitiful @@ -131,15 +131,15 @@ I Wonder What Sort Of Noise You Will Make When I Pull Off Your Arms? A High And Wailing Scream, Or A Low Moan Of Ultimate Suffering? -#(OK_ENOUGH_ILWRATH) ILWRA020.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_ILWRATH) ilwra020.wav And Yet You Know So Little. -#(OK_ENOUGH_GODS) ILWRA021.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_GODS) ilwra021.wav Your Pitiful Investigations Have Barely Scratched The Surface Of What Is To Be Learned About Dogar And Kazon. And Remember, You May Never Get Another Chance To Ask Such Questions. -#(SEND_MESSAGE) ILWRA022.WAV +#(SEND_MESSAGE) ilwra022.wav By The Fetid Breath Of The Dark Twin, Kazon! A Hu-Man In An Alien Starship... How Fascinating! When I Intercepted That Ur-Quan Drone, And Learned That An Unidentified Starship Had Approached Earth, @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ And Therefore In Direct Violation Of The Oath Of Fealty. I Am Sure Our Masters, The Ur-Quan, Will Punish Earth Most Severely For This Treachery.... When I Present Them With The Twisted Wreckage Of Your Ship And Your Many Charred Corpses. -#(CAME_FROM) ILWRA023.WAV +#(CAME_FROM) ilwra023.wav Since You Will Soon Be Dead, I Will Gladly Explain. We Have Spent Many Years Gleefully Preying On The Pkunk. They Are A Pitiful, Easily-killed Species... @@ -161,23 +161,23 @@ But Before We Had Reached Our Region Of Space, We Detected The Passage Of A Near It Informed Us About You... So Here We Are. And Now, YOU DIE! -#(WHO_BLASTS_WHO) ILWRA024.WAV +#(WHO_BLASTS_WHO) ilwra024.wav I Have No Fear Of You, Feeble Mammal. Though My Ship Lacks A Functional Cloaking Device, And Many Of Our Crew Are Dead, My Gods, Dogar The Black And Kazon The Unseen, Have Personally Confided To Me That They Despise You Hu-Mans, And That They Will Help Us To Kill You All! -#(NO_SURRENDER) ILWRA025.WAV +#(NO_SURRENDER) ilwra025.wav Fool! As Alien As Your Ship May Be, Our Sensors Reveal How Few Weapons You Have On Board. Though This Vessel Is Under-Crewed, And Our Cloak Of Darkness Is Non-Functional, We Still Have More Than Enough Power To Kill You All! -#(NOT_REASONABLE) ILWRA026.WAV +#(NOT_REASONABLE) ilwra026.wav Ha-ha-ha-ha! You Must Be Either A Naive Child Or A Hopeless Fool. In Either Case, It Makes No Difference, Because Soon You Will Be DEAD! -#(SUBSEQUENT_HOME_HELLO) ILWRA027.WAV +#(SUBSEQUENT_HOME_HELLO) ilwra027.wav I See That You Have Come To Your Senses And Are Now Prepared To Engage In The Festival Of A Thousand Screams. Although Your Initial Rejection Of The Honor Was Dismaying, @@ -186,7 +186,7 @@ Ha Ha, Pinch Yourself, Hu-Man! You Are Not Dreaming. Dogar Has Winked And Kazon Has Spasmed In Condescending Approval. Today, Hu-Man, Is Your Lucky Day! -#(GENERAL_INFO) ILWRA028.WAV +#(GENERAL_INFO) ilwra028.wav Though Such Information Is Normally Holy And Secret, I Find I Am Unable To Contain Myself. Know This Fact, Hu-Man You Are Hu-Man, Weak And Alone In This Universe With No Gods To Protect You. @@ -202,31 +202,31 @@ The Hungry Lurker In The Night. These Are Our Gods -- The ONLY Gods! How Do We Know, You Ask? Because Dogar And Kazon TOLD US So. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE) ILWRA029.WAV +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE) ilwra029.wav Not So Fast, Tender Hu-Man! You Must First Pay Homage To The Universal Deities Dogar And Kazon! The Payment Is Simple And Within Your Means. You Will Pay With Your Lives! -#(DECEIVERS) ILWRA030.WAV +#(DECEIVERS) ilwra030.wav DECEIVERS! We Know That You Are Not Truly Dogar And Kazon! Your Foolish And Childlike Attempts To Fool Us Shall Be Your Death! -#(NO_PEACE) ILWRA031.WAV +#(NO_PEACE) ilwra031.wav Excellent! We Enjoy The Process Of Rending Life So Much More When The Life Giver Is Willing. Come Now In Peace And Give That Which Makes You Live! -#(NO_ALLIANCE) ILWRA032.WAV +#(NO_ALLIANCE) ilwra032.wav Silly Earthling! The Ur-Quan, Our Masters, Would Be Displeased If They Were Aware Of Your Transgressions! By Violating Your Oath Of Fealty To The Ur-Quan, We Are Obligated To Take Your Lives As Payment... A Process That Will Incidentally Please Both Myself And, More Importantly, The Arch-Deific Duo! -#(ILWRATH_BELIEVE) ILWRA033.WAV +#(ILWRATH_BELIEVE) ilwra033.wav Listen! It Is The Hideous And Inspiring Voices Of Our Gods, Dogar And Kazon! Oh Great Gods Of Evil And Darkness, What Can Your Humble And Devious Servants Do For You? -#(OK_KILL_THRADDASH) ILWRA034.WAV +#(OK_KILL_THRADDASH) ilwra034.wav Oh Mighty Dogar! Oh Mighty Kazon! Your Devoted Servants Hear Your Words And Obey Your Divine And Cruel Insights. @@ -241,23 +241,23 @@ Hmm YES! I Have It! The THRADDASH! We Will Go NOW, And Kill All Of Them! -#(GOODBYE_GODS) ILWRA035.WAV +#(GOODBYE_GODS) ilwra035.wav Farewell Dogar And Kazon. We Are Awed By Your Malevolent Presence, And Swear Unto You To Commit Even More Vile And Treacherous Deeds Tommorrow Than We Did Today! -#(INIT_HELLO_SPACE) ILWRA036.WAV +#(INIT_HELLO_SPACE) ilwra036.wav What? Can I Believe My Sensory Cluster? I Sense Hu-Mans! I Dance With Joy For Our Good Fortune. The Hu-Man Dies With Such Agony That It Cannot Help But Please Dogar And Kazon. -#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_1) ILWRA037.WAV +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_1) ilwra037.wav What Is It? Mmmm, Hu-Man! It Has Been Long Since I Have Seen A Hu-Man Die! We Will Bet On How Many Parts We Can Remove Before It Stops Making Noise! Now, You Space-Ship Captain, Begin The Expedient Transfer Of All Hu-Man Crew So That We May Waste No Time. -#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_2) ILWRA038.WAV +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_2) ilwra038.wav Ah, Hu-Man! You Join Us In The Celebration Of Dogar And Kazon! We Grow Excited: The Hu-Man Makes Excellent Ceremony. When We Peel It, Urgent Bleating Comes From The Noisemaker. @@ -266,7 +266,7 @@ And The Cilia Of Kazon Swell, Indicating Their Readiness For The Juices. It Squirms With Vigor Until We Pop The Crunchy Noisemaker. Rejoice! The Duo Of Deception Shall Receive Their Supplication. -#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_3) ILWRA039.WAV +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_3) ilwra039.wav Your Fortuitous Arrival Bodes Well For Our Ceremony Of Consumption! The Hu-Man Must Prepare: It Must Perform A Complete Depilation, And Then Anoint Its Surface With The Larval Paste Of Our Stillborn Offspring. @@ -275,7 +275,7 @@ While The Hu-Man Squeals For Either Dogar Or Kazon! Hu-Man, Listen Closely To These Words Favor Neither God With Your Screams, Lest You Tragically Taint The Consumption! -#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_4) ILWRA040.WAV +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_SPACE_4) ilwra040.wav By The Green Eye Of Dogar, It Is A Squishy Bone-Bag Hu-Man! It Is Waiting For Kazon To Knead Its Body With The Cilia Of Dread Until It Can Only Roll And Bleat. @@ -286,11 +286,11 @@ Will It Be By Shaking It Until It Is Oozing All Over? Will It Be By Chewing Off Bits And Pieces Until It No Longer Functions? Hmm, I Think Not The Latter -- Too Many Bones. -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) ILWRA041.WAV +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) ilwra041.wav Hah! Puny Hu-Man! You Make Me Chitter With Amusement! By The Will Of The Mighty Dogar And Kazon I Am Here To Make You Die, Die, DIE! -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) ILWRA042.WAV +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) ilwra042.wav It Is The Good Will Of Dogar And Kazon That Brings The Fodder Hu-Man To Us! Were It Not For The Dark Lords Of Deceptions' Mighty Directive, We Would Not Have The Good Fortune To Intercept You For A Festive Limb Wringing! @@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ Your Fight For Life, Though Futile, Serves The Noble Purpose And Appeases Our Honored Deities. You Have Earned The Right To Hold Your Head High! -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) ILWRA043.WAV +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) ilwra043.wav Incorrectness! We Come From The Eye Of Dogar. Such A Quasar Exists Nowhere Near This Location! Look In The Heavens At Location 022.9, 366.6 @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ And Gaze Into The Depths Of Its All-Seeing Eye If You Dare! Only By The Sparing Caress Of Kazon's Anointed Cilia Will You Survive Such An Act. Else, You Will Bless The Altar Of Consumption With Your Ceremonial Blood! -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) ILWRA044.WAV +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) ilwra044.wav In The Brief Golden Moment - During The War With Your Alliance - We Ilwrath Enjoyed Unequaled Merriment And Festivities. So Much Blood And Lymph Fluid -- Ecstasy! @@ -324,13 +324,13 @@ Pluck Them Slowly. Eviscerate Their Gasping Husks. Let Dogar And Kazon Drink The We Went Forth And We Found The Pkunk, But Hu-Man, Now We Are Supremely Joyful... Because You Die So Much Better! -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_5) ILWRA045.WAV +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_5) ilwra045.wav Blasphemer! You Are Not Fit For The Most Holy Rituals Of Devivication And Consumption! Dogar And Kazon Would Most Assuredly Gag On Your Sour Flesh And Spit Your Thin Soul Onto The Ninth Mountain Of Hell. Therefore We Shall Simply Cut You Up And Feed You To The Pets. -#(STRENGTH_NOT_ALL) ILWRA046.WAV +#(STRENGTH_NOT_ALL) ilwra046.wav Ha Foolish Flesh Sac, Your Obsession With Strength Spells Your Doom. Only Through Enlightenment Achieved With Diligent Ritual Worship Of The Twins Of Darkness Can A Being Truly Be Victorious! @@ -338,7 +338,7 @@ Death, No Matter What The Source, Feeds The Wicked Pair. It Is An Ultimate Honor And Victory To Die For This Purpose. We Know In The End Only The Truly Devout Will Reap The Reward That Dogar And Kazon Dispense! -#(NO_SLAY_BY_THOUSANDS) ILWRA047.WAV +#(NO_SLAY_BY_THOUSANDS) ilwra047.wav You Amuse Us With Your Nonsensical Ramblings. We Look Forward To The Careful Exploration Of Your Structure. First, We Will Peel Back The Curious Follicle-Infested Outer Layer @@ -346,18 +346,18 @@ Followed By The Greasy Blankets Of Yellow Lard. Such A Confusing Hodge-Podge Of Parts Can Entertain For Hours! Hu-Man, Prepare Yourself For The Festivities! -#(NO_EASE_UP) ILWRA048.WAV +#(NO_EASE_UP) ilwra048.wav Relax -- Yes! Dogar And Kazon Could Not Say It Better! We Will Engage In The Best Stress-Relieving Activity. Prepare Your Tepid Flesh Bag For Death! -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_SPACE) ILWRA049.WAV +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_SPACE) ilwra049.wav Where To, Hu-Man? We Are Here To Escort You To The Glistening Chambers Of Pain Home Of The Heinous Twins Of Darkness. We Will Assist You On Your Journey Of Expiration. -#(INIT_HOME_HELLO) ILWRA050.WAV +#(INIT_HOME_HELLO) ilwra050.wav What A Pleasant Surprise! Ever Since The Ur-Quan Made It A Fallow Slave Species We Have Missed The Hu-Man! You Arrive Just In Time For The Festival Of A Thousand Screams. We Welcome You With Open Appendages! @@ -366,24 +366,24 @@ As We Pour Your Steaming Parts From Your Breached Husk You Will Cry With The Force That Pleases The Mighty Deities Dogar And Kazon! Then We Will Address Our Inquiries And Receive Deific Guidance. Glorious! -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOMEWORLD) ILWRA051.WAV +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOMEWORLD) ilwra051.wav You Leave? The Festivities Have Not Yet Begun -- You Have Uttered Nary A Single Scream! Our Pain-Pots Have Been Freshly Mixed, And We Have Sharpened Our Poppers. Wait! We Cannot Permit You To Miss The Happy Times Of Terror And Torment. -#(SO_MUCH_TO_KNOW) ILWRA052.WAV +#(SO_MUCH_TO_KNOW) ilwra052.wav There Is So Much To Tell -- So Many Different Aspects! These Deities Permeate The Fabric Of The Universe. Since All Things Eventually Succumb To Death, All Things Meet Dogar And Kazon. -#(LONG_AGO) ILWRA053.WAV +#(LONG_AGO) ilwra053.wav Hu-Man, You Do Not Understand. It Is As It Has Always Been. When The Hatchlings Struggle From The Egg Sac They Show Their Respect To The Twin Gods Of Death During Their First Frenzied Gorging. From That Moment On, The Directives And Philosophies Of Dogar And Kazon Are Manifested By The Hatchling. -#(KILLED_GOOD_GODS) ILWRA054.WAV +#(KILLED_GOOD_GODS) ilwra054.wav During The Dark Ages, Yes, We Were Confused By The Many Gods. There Were Dozens Of Deities Ranging From Zith Of The Pelt To Awk Of The Seds. @@ -397,7 +397,7 @@ Specifically, All Heretics Were To Be Eaten, And All Possessions Were To Be Delivered To The Holy Sites Or The Priestly Dwellings. -#(CHANNEL_44) ILWRA055.WAV +#(CHANNEL_44) ilwra055.wav The Deific Duo Broadcast On Channel 44. Their Words Of Wisdom Are Available To All And The Instructions Are Carried Out To The Best Of Our Mortal Ability. We Know That We Are Pleasing The Gods Because They @@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ Were Compelled To Direct Us Almost Daily, But Now Have Received No Direction For Almost Eight Years. Indeed, We Diligently Monitor The Channel Should Dogar And Kazon Choose To Be Heard. -#(BECAUSE_44) ILWRA056.WAV +#(BECAUSE_44) ilwra056.wav They Do It For Us. First, They Clear The Channel Of Messy Static And Interference. Second, It Made It Easy For Us To Properly Identify What @@ -415,13 +415,13 @@ Dogar Possesses 44 Eyes That See Into The 44 Planes Of Existence And Each Of Kazon's 44 Sub-Tongues Is Made Up Of 44 Plump, Writhing Cilia. Besides, They Knew We Were 'Captain Satellite' Viewers. -#(WHAT_ABOUT_ILWRATH) ILWRA057.WAV +#(WHAT_ABOUT_ILWRATH) ilwra057.wav Yes, Your Interest Is Not Unusual. It Is Through The Omniscient Guidance Of Our Mighty Lords Of Darkness That We Have Achieved This State Of Near Perfection. We Will Dispel Your Ignorance Concerning The First Child Species Of The Unmerciful Dogar And Kazon. -#(ABOUT_PHYSIO) ILWRA058.WAV +#(ABOUT_PHYSIO) ilwra058.wav Yes, Our Striking Appearance Only Hints At The True Strength That Resides Inside. Coursing Through Our Thorax Are The Fluids Of Life. Like Yourselves, If We Leak In Excess, We Will Satiate The Sacrificial @@ -432,7 +432,7 @@ Damaged Or Lost As Often Happens In Many Of The Rituals Of Pain. Our Sensory Cluster Lets Us Monitor The Whim And Will Of The Deadly Duo In The Complex Sequence Of Events That Leads Us All To Death. -#(ABOUT_HISTORY) ILWRA059.WAV +#(ABOUT_HISTORY) ilwra059.wav For Eons We Lived Appendage To Mandible. Then, Many Millennia Ago, We Received The Guidance Of Dogar And Kazon. This Enabled Us To Move Beyond The Simple Existence Of Tranquil Hunter-Gatherers, @@ -453,7 +453,7 @@ We Now Penetrate Deeply Into Their Home Space! When We Complete Our Mission Of Genocide We Are Certain That We Will Once Again Hear From Dogar And Kazon. -#(ABOUT_CULTURE) ILWRA060.WAV +#(ABOUT_CULTURE) ilwra060.wav Ah, Our Culture Is Rich With Meaningful Tradition. During The Birth Rite The Egg Sac Teems With Many New Potential Deaths The Hatchlings Fight Over Their First Frothy Draught Of Blood. @@ -462,7 +462,7 @@ A Frequently Performed Ceremony Of Affirmation Has The Participant Grinding Away It Is The Pain That Acknowledges The Greatness Of The Twins Of Excruciation How Can They Help But Notice The Scream Caused By The Mangled Nervous Tissue? -#(ABOUT_URQUAN) ILWRA061.WAV +#(ABOUT_URQUAN) ilwra061.wav The Ur-Quan Are But The Instruments Of Dogar And Kazon, Even Though They May Not Admit To It. This Is Because It Was The Evil Twins That Had Them Assist Us With Their Technologies And Resources. Their Soft Merciful Nature Sickens Both Gods But They See The Potential That The Ur-Quan Possess. @@ -471,7 +471,7 @@ Since Dogar And Kazon Exhibit The Quality Of Omnipresence The Total Crew Complement Is Actually At The Auspicious Count Of 44! That The Ur-Quan Are But Instruments Of The Dark Twins Of Death Is A Foregone Conclusion. -#(URQUAN_TOO_NICE) ILWRA062.WAV +#(URQUAN_TOO_NICE) ilwra062.wav Simply Put, The Ur-Quan Are Far Too Kind To Please Dogar And Kazon. When Your Species Was Subdued, Our Gods Made Clear Their Desire For Immediate Deaths By The Billion. We Made Plans For A Grand Ceremony To Be Called `Mountains Of Flesh'. @@ -480,14 +480,14 @@ But Then The Ur-Quan Commanded That You Hu-Mans Were To Be Left Alive! The Confu With Our Plans For A Magnificent And Most Holy Planetary Slaughter Forcibly Terminated We Retreated To Our Homeworld To Sulk. -#(OF_COURSE_WERE_EVIL) ILWRA063.WAV +#(OF_COURSE_WERE_EVIL) ilwra063.wav Ha! Evil! Of Course We're Evil! Dogar And Kazon Would Never Reward A Less-Than-Hideously Evil Species With Their Baleful Grace. Why We Are The Very Definition Of Evil! Everything About Us, Within And Without, Reeks Of Heinous Deeds, Deceit And Treachery! Even Our House Pets Are Rather Evil. -#(DONT_CONFUSE_US) ILWRA064.WAV +#(DONT_CONFUSE_US) ilwra064.wav Hmmm... We ARE All Evil. We All Behave In A Mutually Agreed-Upon Fashion Of Murder, Torture, Deceit And So Forth. Our Uniform Acceptance Of This Heinous Credo Creates An Orderly And Cooperative Society @@ -500,14 +500,14 @@ Which Means... Er... Puny Hu-Man, Do Not Play With Words! You Anger Both Dogar And Kazon! Now You Must Die! -#(ON_WAY_TO_THRADDASH) ILWRA065.WAV +#(ON_WAY_TO_THRADDASH) ilwra065.wav Begone Hu-Mans! We Would Very Much Like To Tear Off All Your Digits... And Be Entertained Fitting Them Into Your Orifices... But We Are On An Evil Jihad And Cannot Be Bothered Killing You At This Time. Perhaps Later. -#(HAPPY_FIGHTING_THRADDASH) ILWRA066.WAV +#(HAPPY_FIGHTING_THRADDASH) ilwra066.wav From Channel 44 Came The Words Of The Dark Twins To Make Bloody Pilgramage! We Have Arrived In the Holy Killing Zone and Eagerly Execute the Commands of Dogar and Kazon. The Slaying Has Been Excellent -- High Ceremony! diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/melnorm/melnorm.txt b/sc2/content/comm/melnorm/melnorm.txt index d04651c5a..3a062d912 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/melnorm/melnorm.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/melnorm/melnorm.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(HELLO_NOW_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_1) MELNO000.wav +#(HELLO_NOW_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_1) melno000.wav I am Trade Master Greenish in command of the Melnorme starship `Inevitably Successful in All Circumstances.' I bid you a formal welcome, Captain. @@ -7,24 +7,24 @@ Though we Melnorme have just recently arrived in this region of space we have long desired to make contact with your species and look forward to an extended profitable relationship. -#(HELLO_NOW_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_2) MELNO001.wav +#(HELLO_NOW_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_2) melno001.wav As a master trader in the Melnorme merchant fleet, I greet you, Captain. News of your species and your unusual vessel has travelled quickly. I need not say how eager we are to trade with you and your kind! Now, how can I be of service to you? -#(HELLO_NOW_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_3) MELNO002.wav +#(HELLO_NOW_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_3) melno002.wav Hello again, human space captain. Perhaps during this encounter, we will be able to establish a successful, businesslike relationship. -#(KNOW_OF_YOU) MELNO003.wav +#(KNOW_OF_YOU) melno003.wav Even before our first meeting, we knew of you, Captain. Though your struggle to free Earth shall be a long and difficult challenge fraught with great danger and mystery we have great confidence in you and your abilities. #(how_know) How did you know about us before meeting us? -#(KNOW_BECAUSE) MELNO004.wav +#(KNOW_BECAUSE) melno004.wav We gather information from a thousand secret sources in space and time. Our charge for revealing even one of these sources would be so high that your species would be in debt to us for centuries." ; @@ -32,13 +32,13 @@ that your species would be in debt to us for centuries." ; #(what_about_yourselves) What can you tell us about yourselves? -#(NO_TALK_ABOUT_OURSELVES) MELNO004.wav +#(NO_TALK_ABOUT_OURSELVES) melno004.wav Our origins and purposes are, frankly, mysterious and due to several unavoidable factors we are unable to discuss ourselves in any great detail. #(what_factors) What are these 'unavoidable factors'? -#(FACTORS_ARE) MELNO005.wav +#(FACTORS_ARE) melno005.wav First and foremost among these factors is our unwillingness to GIVE away information about our history, psychology and mental powers, @@ -52,7 +52,7 @@ for a nominal sum of Credits. #(what_about_universe) Do you have any information which might be useful to us? -#(NO_FREE_LUNCH) MELNO006.wav +#(NO_FREE_LUNCH) melno006.wav Absolutely. Our primary trade good IS information. Why, right here on my display screen, I have something @@ -62,13 +62,13 @@ later, when we have established normal trading procedures at which time we shall also discuss the nature of our fees. #(giving_is_good_1) Fees! Surely your culture is far beyond such pettiness as money? -#(GIVING_IS_BAD_1) MELNO007.wav +#(GIVING_IS_BAD_1) melno007.wav You are of course correct. We long ago abandoned currency, and now only deal with commodities that have intrinsic value, such as valuable information #(giving_is_good_2) But our cause is just! Isn't altruism the highest pinnacle of morality? -#(GIVING_IS_BAD_2) MELNO008.wav +#(GIVING_IS_BAD_2) melno008.wav No, it is not. In fact, in our culture, `giving' with no fair exchange of goods or services, @@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ Please do not mention this subject again. Shall we begin trading now? #(trade_is_for_the_weak) `Trade' is for the weak. We TAKE what we want! -#(WERE_NOT_AFRAID) MELNO009.wav +#(WERE_NOT_AFRAID) melno009.wav We reel with inchoate fear, and are thrown into a sudden panic. Being peaceful by nature we would no doubt be unprepared for your sudden hostility @@ -88,23 +88,23 @@ A weapon system which is fully locked on your command bridge, by the way. #(no_trade_now) We cannot continue this conversation. Goodbye. -#(OK_NO_TRADE_NOW_BYE) MELNO010.wav +#(OK_NO_TRADE_NOW_BYE) melno010.wav When you wish to trade with us, seek any supergiant star system. We shall be there. /*------------------------------------------------------------------*/ -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_1) MELNO011.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_1) melno011.wav Yes, let us get down to business. -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_2) MELNO012.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_2) melno012.wav How nice to see you again, Captain. -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_3) MELNO013.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_3) melno013.wav I had itchy pods this morning, Captain, and here you are! -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_4) MELNO014.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_4) melno014.wav What a coincidence! I was just talking about you with a Keel-Verezy captain. He/she/they expressed great interest in your explorations and struggles against the Ur-Quan but, like all Verezy, I'm afraid he/she/they were hesitant to introduce themselves for fear of @@ -112,26 +112,26 @@ well frightening you. In any event, it is our pleasure to meet you once again. -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_5) MELNO15.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_5) melno015.wav Once again we meet to exchange valuable tangibles. Isn't this fun?! -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_6) MELNO016.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_6) melno016.wav Your arrival was predicted by our Tzo crystal's vibrations. We already know why you are here and what you need from us; however etiquette requires that we act as though we are ignorant of your desires. -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_7) MELNO017.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_7) melno017.wav This very morning, I was just saying to subordinate Ochre `Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum! I smell the feet of a Hu-Hu-Man!' We laughed and laughed. What a synchronicity! -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_8) MELNO018.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_8) melno018.wav I must warn you, Captain this is the time of the month we Melnorme drive exceptionally hard bargains. Beware! -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_9) MELNO019.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_9) melno019.wav LOOK OUT! Hoy! What a close call! Captain, why did you try to run down that Keel-Verezy vessel!? @@ -139,7 +139,7 @@ You almost smashed it into flinders! What!? You didn't see it? Surely you -- oh Never mind. -#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_10) MELNO020.wav +#(HELLO_AND_DOWN_TO_BUSINESS_10) melno020.wav Welcome back, Captain! You are our favorite customer. #(whats_my_credit) @@ -147,24 +147,24 @@ What's my Credit balance, if you please? /*------------------------------------------------------------------*/ -#(HELLO_SLIGHTLY_ANGRY_1) MELNO021.wav +#(HELLO_SLIGHTLY_ANGRY_1) melno021.wav So the violent one has returned. Have you come back to seek our forgiveness or to attack our defenseless vessel once more? -#(HELLO_SLIGHTLY_ANGRY_2) MELNO022.wav +#(HELLO_SLIGHTLY_ANGRY_2) melno022.wav You have disappointed us though to be truthful we had some hints that our relationship would be difficult at first due to your species' emotional immaturity. -#(HELLO_SLIGHTLY_ANGRY_3) MELNO023.wav +#(HELLO_SLIGHTLY_ANGRY_3) melno023.wav We require a formal apology. #(explore_relationship) Can we discuss establishing an alliance? -#(EXAMPLE_OF_RELATIONSHIP) MELNO024.wav +#(EXAMPLE_OF_RELATIONSHIP) melno024.wav Your question reveals a certain lack of understanding about the nature of friendly, inter-species relationships. We shall clarify the situation. @@ -176,7 +176,7 @@ Is this clear? #(excuse_1) Look, mistakes happen. Don't get so bent out of shape! -#(NO_EXCUSE_1) MELNO025.wav +#(NO_EXCUSE_1) melno025.wav The Spathi once used a similar excuse after an unfortunate incident at their base on Algol IV. They didn't like the climate there @@ -188,17 +188,17 @@ though short-lived regret. #(excuse_2) Let's just forget our battle ever happened, ok? -#(NO_EXCUSE_2) MELNO026.wav +#(NO_EXCUSE_2) melno026.wav No. #(excuse_3) What do you want from me, a formal apology? -#(NO_EXCUSE_3) MELNO027.wav +#(NO_EXCUSE_3) melno027.wav There is a small possibility that an apology would set things right. But it would have to be genuine. #(we_apologize) I apologize. I'm sorry. Please forgive me, I beg you. -#(APOLOGY_ACCEPTED) MELNO028.wav +#(APOLOGY_ACCEPTED) melno028.wav Well since you put it so nicely you seem so genuinely repentant @@ -208,26 +208,26 @@ Or the next time we won't be such nice guys. #(so_we_can_attack) This seems like a great opportunity to attack you again. -#(DECEITFUL_HUMAN) MELNO029.wav +#(DECEITFUL_HUMAN) melno029.wav Deceitful human! #(bye_melnorme_slightly_angry) I'm leaving now. Goodbye. -#(MELNORME_SLIGHTLY_ANGRY_GOODBYE) MELNO030.wav +#(MELNORME_SLIGHTLY_ANGRY_GOODBYE) melno030.wav Farewell, violent human. -#(HELLO_HATE_YOU_1) MELNO030.wav +#(HELLO_HATE_YOU_1) melno030.wav We thought you were a nice guy. Boy, were we wrong! Now go away and leave us alone. -#(HELLO_HATE_YOU_2) MELNO031.wav +#(HELLO_HATE_YOU_2) melno031.wav So, the jerk is back. What do you want from us this time? Never mind, we don't want to know. -#(HELLO_HATE_YOU_3) MELNO032.wav +#(HELLO_HATE_YOU_3) melno032.wav We will hate you forever It is no use coming back here in the hopes that we will ever change our minds. We won't! @@ -236,12 +236,12 @@ We won't! Die, eye-freak. #(you_hate_us_so_we_go_away) Goodbye. -#(HATE_YOU_GOODBYE) MELNO033.wav +#(HATE_YOU_GOODBYE) melno033.wav Don't ever come back! -#(WE_FIGHT_AGAIN) MELNO034.wav +#(WE_FIGHT_AGAIN) melno034.wav This time you shall pay for your transgressions! -#(RESCUE_EXPLANATION) MELNO035.wav +#(RESCUE_EXPLANATION) melno035.wav According to our scanners and other sensitive devices you are immobile in HyperSpace with no fuel reserves. This is a serious situation. @@ -257,27 +257,27 @@ However as a gesture of good will, and in the spirit of friendship, we offer our assistance! For a nominal fee. -#(RESCUE_AGAIN_1) MELNO036.wav +#(RESCUE_AGAIN_1) melno036.wav Once more we find ourselves in a position to help you. How wonderful. -#(RESCUE_AGAIN_2) MELNO037.wav +#(RESCUE_AGAIN_2) melno037.wav Have you ever considered buying more fuel tanks? Just a friendly suggestion, Captain. -#(RESCUE_AGAIN_3) MELNO038.wav +#(RESCUE_AGAIN_3) melno038.wav We have come to help you once more, Captain. -#(RESCUE_AGAIN_4) MELNO039.wav +#(RESCUE_AGAIN_4) melno039.wav We MUST stop meeting like this, Captain! Ha, ha, ha Har, har, har snicker -#(RESCUE_AGAIN_5) MELNO040.wav +#(RESCUE_AGAIN_5) melno040.wav Out of fuel again, eh, Captain? -#(CHANGED_MIND) MELNO041.wav +#(CHANGED_MIND) melno041.wav Have you changed your mind and decided to accept our offer of assistance? @@ -287,7 +287,7 @@ No thanks, I don't need your help right now. #(yes_changed_mind) Perhaps I was hasty in refusing your offer. What was it again? -#(SHOULD_WE_HELP_YOU) MELNO042.wav +#(SHOULD_WE_HELP_YOU) melno042.wav Would you like us to help you at this time? #(yes_help) @@ -296,16 +296,16 @@ Yes, I would appreciate your assistance. What is your fee? #(no_help) I don't need your help at this time. Maybe later, though."; -#(RESCUE_OFFER) MELNO043.wav +#(RESCUE_OFFER) melno043.wav You have no Credit balance in our mercantile computer and our scanners show you that you possess no useful trade goods but, perhaps we can work out a special deal. In exchange for our giving you enough fuel to -#(RESCUE_TANKS) MELNO044.wav +#(RESCUE_TANKS) melno044.wav fill your tanks, we will take: -#(RESCUE_HOME) MELNO045.wav +#(RESCUE_HOME) melno045.wav get you home, we will take: #(take_it) @@ -314,45 +314,45 @@ I find I have no choice. I accept your offer... grudgingly. #(leave_it) This offer is absurd! I refuse. -#(HAPPY_TO_HAVE_RESCUED) MELNO046.wav +#(HAPPY_TO_HAVE_RESCUED) melno046.wav The exchange of fuel for equipment is complete. As always, it is a pleasure doing business with you. Goodbye, Captain. -#(MAYBE_SEE_YOU_LATER) MELNO047.wav +#(MAYBE_SEE_YOU_LATER) melno047.wav Well then, we bid you farewell. We hope to see you again though with you sitting here, dead in space vulnerable and alone we won't hold our breath. -#(GOODBYE_AND_GOODLUCK) MELNO048.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_GOODLUCK) melno048.wav Good luck, Captain. -#(GOODBYE_AND_GOODLUCK_AGAIN) MELNO049.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_GOODLUCK_AGAIN) melno049.wav Until we meet again, Captain. -#(HELLO_PISSED_OFF_1) MELNO050.wav +#(HELLO_PISSED_OFF_1) melno050.wav The Human has returned. He hopes to either convince us of his sorrow over his past wrong-doings or he intends to compel us to give/render unreasonable bargains by force. -#(HELLO_PISSED_OFF_2) MELNO051.wav +#(HELLO_PISSED_OFF_2) melno051.wav Ahhh-YING!! Ahhh-YING! Ahhh-YING! Ahhh-Y Oh sorry, Captain. I was just meditating on the sorry state of your consciousness. Do you perceive any improvement? -#(HELLO_PISSED_OFF_3) MELNO052.wav +#(HELLO_PISSED_OFF_3) melno052.wav Perhaps I can be of some assistance to you in this time of confusion and travail either make a sincere apology to us, or depart. #(beg_forgiveness) We beg your forgiveness for our unwarranted aggression. -#(LOTS_TO_MAKE_UP_FOR) MELNO053.wav +#(LOTS_TO_MAKE_UP_FOR) melno053.wav Even if we were to accept your words as truth you have a lot to make up for. #(you_are_so_right) We stand prepared to make reparations for our previous conduct. -#(ONE_LAST_CHANCE) MELNO054.wav +#(ONE_LAST_CHANCE) melno054.wav Hmm hmm @@ -373,9 +373,9 @@ Do you accept? Ok, it's a deal, but ONLY the non-essentials! #(no_strip_now) What kind of sucker do you think I am? Forget it! -#(NOT_WORTH_STRIPPING) MELNO055.wav +#(NOT_WORTH_STRIPPING) melno055.wav It's not worth stripping. -#(FAIR_JUSTICE) MELNO056.wav +#(FAIR_JUSTICE) melno056.wav Removal of non-essential equipment is complete. We are satisfied with the exchange, and believe that we can now pursue a productive business relationship. @@ -383,18 +383,18 @@ We shall forget the mistakes you made in the past. Mostly." ; #(bye_melnorme_pissed_off) Goodbye. -#(MELNORME_PISSED_OFF_GOODBYE) MELNO057.wav +#(MELNORME_PISSED_OFF_GOODBYE) melno057.wav Good riddance. #(fight_some_more) Prepare to be destroyed. -#(OK_FIGHT_SOME_MORE) MELNO058.wav +#(OK_FIGHT_SOME_MORE) melno058.wav No, YOU prepare to be destroyed! #(why_blue_light) Why did your bridge just turn blue? -#(BLUE_IS_MAD) MELNO059.wav +#(BLUE_IS_MAD) melno059.wav To us, blue ambience signifies a response to an unexpected threat it shows that we are under emotional distress and not incidentally @@ -402,18 +402,18 @@ it also lets us see our weapon consoles more clearly. #(we_strong_1) We have no fear of you, Melnorme! -#(YOU_NOT_STRONG_1) MELNO060.wav +#(YOU_NOT_STRONG_1) melno060.wav You should. Once the Dramya thought they could steal from us. You don't see too many Dramya around these days, do you? #(we_strong_2) We have the most powerful ship in this part of the galaxy. -#(YOU_NOT_STRONG_2) MELNO061.wav +#(YOU_NOT_STRONG_2) melno061.wav Perhaps that is true, but you have only one ship. #(we_strong_3) Why shouldn't we just take what we want from you by force? -#(YOU_NOT_STRONG_3) MELNO062.wav +#(YOU_NOT_STRONG_3) melno062.wav Because it's against the law, and besides if you steal from us, the other Melnorme ships will have to raise their prices and other innocent space aliens will have to pay for your wrong-doing. @@ -422,7 +422,7 @@ Now that's not fair, is it? #(just_testing) Look, we were just testing your intentions. We're actually peaceful and friendly. -#(REALLY_TESTING) MELNO063.wav +#(REALLY_TESTING) melno063.wav You have an odd way of making friends, Captain. Are you certain that you aren't just tricking us so that you can attack us the moment our back is turned? @@ -430,18 +430,18 @@ so that you can attack us the moment our back is turned? #(yes_really_testing) I promise, we won't do anything sneaky like that. -#(TEST_RESULTS) MELNO064.wav +#(TEST_RESULTS) melno064.wav We believe you. #(youre_on) Let's just test out that weapon system, shall we?... IN COMBAT! -#(YOU_GIVE_US_NO_CHOICE) MELNO065.wav +#(YOU_GIVE_US_NO_CHOICE) melno065.wav You give us no choice. /*--------------------------------------------------------------------*/ -#(TRADING_INFO) MELNO066.wav +#(TRADING_INFO) melno066.wav Since this is your first time trading with us, let me explain how our system works. We are interested in purchasing certain items, specifically biological data on alien life forms @@ -455,7 +455,7 @@ To facilitate trade, we translate all your sales into Interstar Credits with which you may make purchases. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. -#(BUY_OR_SELL) MELNO067.wav +#(BUY_OR_SELL) melno067.wav Now, what can we do for you today? #(goodbye) @@ -470,47 +470,47 @@ I would like to make some purchases. #(sell) I have some items I would like to sell. -#(TURNED_PURPLE_BECAUSE) MELNO068.wav +#(TURNED_PURPLE_BECAUSE) melno068.wav That's a good question with a very interesting answer! The fee for this information is 12,000 Credits. -#(NOTHING_TO_SELL) MELNO069.wav +#(NOTHING_TO_SELL) melno069.wav We appreciate your intentions, but you have nothing we wish to buy. -#(WHAT_TO_SELL) MELNO070.wav +#(WHAT_TO_SELL) melno070.wav What would you like to sell, Captain? -#(OK_DONE_SELLING) MELNO071.wav +#(OK_DONE_SELLING) melno071.wav As you wish. #(sell_life_data) I have some data on alien lifeforms. -#(SOLD_LIFE_DATA1) MELNO072.wav +#(SOLD_LIFE_DATA1) melno072.wav The -#(SOLD_LIFE_DATA2) MELNO073.wav +#(SOLD_LIFE_DATA2) melno073.wav units of biological data we downloaded from your ship earn you -#(SOLD_LIFE_DATA3) MELNO074.wav +#(SOLD_LIFE_DATA3) melno074.wav Credits. #(sell_rainbow_locations) I wish to sell you Rainbow world locations. -#(SOLD_RAINBOW_LOCATIONS1) MELNO075.wav +#(SOLD_RAINBOW_LOCATIONS1) melno075.wav Your ship's log indicates that you discovered the whereabouts of -#(SOLD_RAINBOW_LOCATIONS2) MELNO076.wav +#(SOLD_RAINBOW_LOCATIONS2) melno076.wav of the Rainbow worlds which so fascinate us. In exchange, we will give you -#(SOLD_RAINBOW_LOCATIONS3) MELNO077.wav +#(SOLD_RAINBOW_LOCATIONS3) melno077.wav Credits. #(sell_precursor_find) We found a Precursor artifact. Do you want it? -#(SOLD_PRECURSOR_FIND) MELNO078.wav +#(SOLD_PRECURSOR_FIND) melno078.wav Always! Absolutely! The exchange value for this artifact is N Credits @@ -521,7 +521,7 @@ On second thought, I don't think I want to sell anything. #(done_selling) I am done selling, for now. -#(NEED_CREDIT) MELNO079.wav +#(NEED_CREDIT) melno079.wav You need Credits to purchase our trade items. To earn Credits you must sell us the items we desire, which are: biological data on alien lifeforms @@ -529,13 +529,13 @@ and the coordinates of certain strange worlds whose radiant energies defy all sc producing a rainbow-like image. -#(WHAT_TO_BUY) MELNO080.wav +#(WHAT_TO_BUY) melno080.wav What trade items would you like to buy today? -#(WHAT_MORE_TO_BUY) MELNO081.wav +#(WHAT_MORE_TO_BUY) melno081.wav Would you like to purchase anything else? -#(OK_DONE_BUYING) MELNO082.wav +#(OK_DONE_BUYING) melno082.wav Very well then. #(buy_fuel) @@ -547,13 +547,13 @@ I am done buying, for now. #(be_leaving_now) I shall be leaving now. -#(HOW_MUCH_FUEL) MELNO083.wav +#(HOW_MUCH_FUEL) melno083.wav How much fuel do you wish to purchase? #(buy_1_fuel) 1 unit of fuel. -#(GOT_FUEL) MELNO084.wav +#(GOT_FUEL) melno084.wav Fuel transferred to your vessel. #(buy_5_fuel) @@ -568,25 +568,25 @@ Fuel transferred to your vessel. #(done_buying_fuel) I am done buying fuel. -#(FRIENDLY_GOODBYE) MELNO085.wav +#(FRIENDLY_GOODBYE) melno085.wav It has been a pleasure dealing with you, Captain. We look forward to your next visit. /*------------------------------------------------------------------*/ -#(CREDIT_IS0) MELNO086.wav +#(CREDIT_IS0) melno086.wav "Your present balance is -#(CREDIT_IS1) MELNO087.wav +#(CREDIT_IS1) melno087.wav " Credits. -#(NEED_MORE_CREDIT0) MELNO088.wav +#(NEED_MORE_CREDIT0) melno088.wav This purchase requires -#(NEED_MORE_CREDIT1) MELNO089.wav +#(NEED_MORE_CREDIT1) melno089.wav Credits; unfortunately /*------------------------------------------------------------------*/ -#(BUY_FUEL_INTRO) MELNO090.wav +#(BUY_FUEL_INTRO) melno090.wav As you know, we carry a large supply of fuel on board which is compatible with your engine system. We will be happy to sell this substance to you at a cost of 1 Credit per unit. -#(NO_ROOM_FOR_FUEL) MELNO091.wav +#(NO_ROOM_FOR_FUEL) melno091.wav Your ship's capacity is insufficient to hold that much fuel. /*------------------------------------------------------------------*/ #(buy_info) @@ -611,7 +611,7 @@ I am done buying information. I do not wish to buy information at this time. -#(BUY_INFO_INTRO) MELNO092.wav +#(BUY_INFO_INTRO) melno092.wav As you know, in our many centuries of star-trading we Melnorme have come to learn much about what happens in our galaxy both now and in the ancient past. @@ -620,17 +620,17 @@ We will share this crucial knowledge with you for a fee of 75 Credits per informative fact. No refunds. -#(OK_BUY_INFO) MELNO093.wav +#(OK_BUY_INFO) melno093.wav I wish to purchase information. -#(OK_NO_BUY_INFO) MELNO094.wav +#(OK_NO_BUY_INFO) melno094.wav What else would you like to buy? -#(OK_DONE_BUYING_INFO) MELNO095.wav +#(OK_DONE_BUYING_INFO) melno095.wav What else would you like to buy? -#(OK_BUY_EVENT_1) MELNO096.wav +#(OK_BUY_EVENT_1) melno096.wav While you probably believe that the Shofixti are extinct having caused their sun to flare with a device identical to the Utwig's super-bomb the truth is not so simple. @@ -651,12 +651,12 @@ Fortunately for you, Captain, ZEX is considered... well... perverse, by his fell This is because ZEX actually enjoys the presence of human beings. To acquire the Shofixti females, you will have to appease ZEX, or kill him. -#(OK_BUY_EVENT_2) MELNO097.wav +#(OK_BUY_EVENT_2) melno097.wav The Ur-Quan are presently at war with a race called the Kohr-Ah. They are fighting within a large spherical region of space centered around the Crateris star group. Although it is probably too early to tell, it would appear that the Kohr-Ah are winning. -#(OK_BUY_EVENT_3) MELNO098.wav +#(OK_BUY_EVENT_3) melno098.wav No doubt you are familiar with an alien race called the Umgah who live in the Orionis constellation. While they are renowned for their potent and often cruel sense of humor they have outdone themselves in recent years. @@ -670,7 +670,7 @@ and slaughtered the entire priest caste. Their reasons for this ghastly move included over-taxation, lack of `quality death in ceremony' and the general feeling that the priests had made Dogar and Kazon's pronouncements overly complex. -#(OK_BUY_EVENT_4) MELNO099.wav +#(OK_BUY_EVENT_4) melno099.wav As you know, there are weaknesses in the division between dimensions. For example, your vessel uses such weaknesses to enter HyperSpace. However, there are other weak spots in the galaxy which lead to yet different dimensions. @@ -678,7 +678,7 @@ One such portal exists nearby, between the Chrandrasekhar and Columbae constella The portal opens only a short time each month starting on the 17th. Since we have never entered the portal, we can give no more information on this subject. -#(OK_BUY_EVENT_5) MELNO100.wav +#(OK_BUY_EVENT_5) melno100.wav As you are probably aware, Ur-Quan starships -- you call them `Dreadnoughts', I believe possess effective self-annihilation circuits which prevent other races from reverse-engineering Ur-Quan technological secrets. @@ -686,7 +686,7 @@ However, we have become aware of a shipwrecked dreadnought which has remained la You will find the remains of the ship on the surface of a blue world orbiting Alpha Pavonis. We suspect you will find at least one item of interest there, possibly two. -#(OK_BUY_EVENT_6) MELNO101.wav +#(OK_BUY_EVENT_6) melno101.wav You may have noticed the presence of an increasingly large number of red probe vessels which move with great speed and attack relentlessly. We are sorry to say that this is our catalog item 2418-B. @@ -695,7 +695,7 @@ The product is not being used in a correct manner. Should you wish to confront the actual wrong-doers we suggest you search the planets in Beta Corvi for the probes' owners. -#(OK_BUY_EVENT_7) MELNO102.wav +#(OK_BUY_EVENT_7) melno102.wav Not more than fifty years ago the Druuge were informed by the now-extinct Burvixese race of a powerful alien nation called the Utwig. @@ -718,7 +718,7 @@ and instead gave them a collection of `historical oddments and genuine artifacts which to this day, the Druuge are trying to unload on unwary buyers. -#(OK_BUY_EVENT_8) MELNO103.wav +#(OK_BUY_EVENT_8) melno103.wav The Utwig, who live in the Aquarii constellation, have grown very depressed of late. They accidentally broke the supposed `Ultron' sold to them by the felonious Druuge. As a consequence, they are morose and melancholic @@ -733,7 +733,7 @@ and a Clear Spindle, which is currently in the possession of the Pkunk. Captain, that was the last current event we have for sale. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_1) MELNO104.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_1) melno104.wav The Zoq-Fot-Pik are a friendly co-op of three alien species all native to the same world. They are presently suffering severe collateral damage from the ritual combat between the Ur-Quan and the Kohr-Ah. @@ -745,14 +745,14 @@ who can protect them from their enemies. In case you are interested, the Zoq-Fot-Pik homeworld is at /coordinates 400.0:543.7, planet I. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_2) MELNO105.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_2) melno105.wav The Ilwrath are presently attacking the Pkunk in the Lacaille and Krueger constellations. These beings have slavish devotion to their dark gods Dogar and Kazon which in the past few years has been being used against them by the Umgah. If you need to manipulate the Ilwrath, we suggest you discover the Umgah's technique and duplicate it. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_3) MELNO106.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_3) melno106.wav The Pkunk are a mystical off-shoot of the Yehat species who left their bird-brothers long ago to found a peaceful enclave in the Krueger and Giclas stars. @@ -763,7 +763,7 @@ but we have confidence that if you explain yourself honestly they will help your efforts against the Ur-Quan. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_4) MELNO107.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_4) melno107.wav The creatures presently fighting the Ur-Quan are called the Kohr-Ah. They are an Ur-Quan sub-species who split off from the main species many thousands of years ago. Their present fight is a ritual reenacting of a major difference of opinion @@ -772,7 +772,7 @@ The Kohr-Ah are immune to reason, having long ago lost the ability to see their They live in a self-maintained paradox: to ensure their safety and security the Kohr-Ah fight an endless battle against all other sentient species. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_5) MELNO108.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_5) melno108.wav I must warn you about some very bad people. `Is this worth so many credits?' you ask yourself. I assure you, it is! @@ -786,7 +786,7 @@ So that you may avoid them, I will tell you that their main trade world is Zeta Why are you smiling, Captain? -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_6) MELNO109.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_6) melno109.wav The Burvixese race evolved on the planet Arcturus I. They lived there in a relatively benevolent manner until the Kohr-Ah came and destroyed them during the course of 2 or 3 unfortunate days. @@ -803,7 +803,7 @@ and erected a powerful HyperWave beacon on the surface of the Burvixese moon. The Kohr-Ah changed course, attacked the poor Burvixese and sadly, destroyed them all. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_7) MELNO110.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_7) melno110.wav The Thraddash are an arrogant, stubborn, and thick-skinned species who reside in the Draconis and Apodis star systems. They have little or no respect for anything but force, which they admire greatly. @@ -812,7 +812,7 @@ In addition, they guard some kind of sacred relic at the star system Zeta Dracon though we do not know the true nature of this artifact. The Thraddash homeworld is at Delta Draconis. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_8) MELNO111.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_8) melno111.wav After the war, the Chenjesu and the Mmrnmhrm chose to be slave-shielded on the Chenjesu's homeworld at Procyon. We suspect that they are melding their two species to form some kind of new, hybrid race @@ -821,7 +821,7 @@ However, by our calculations, this process will take many decades, if not centur Should you wish to talk to them, we recommend you invest in a HyperWave broadcasting system which is powerful enough to penetrate the shield around their world. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_9) MELNO112.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_9) melno112.wav The Mycon are using this time while the Ur-Quan have their attention elsewhere to expand their sphere of influence as fast as possible. The Mycon colonize planets by launching tough spore-pods from orbit @@ -831,7 +831,7 @@ the tendrils suddenly thrust up out of the planet and create huge calderas not incidentally filling the planet's atmosphere with the Mycon's preferred gases clouds of super-heated steam and sulphuric acid. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_10) MELNO113.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_10) melno113.wav Following the end of the War, the Androsynth began experimenting with Inter-Dimensional Fatigue a process which is related to your faster-than-light drive but involves dimensions far more alien than HyperSpace. @@ -839,7 +839,7 @@ They had just made a major breakthrough when they were suddenly wiped out by a r who appeared seemingly out of nowhere. Actually, we don't know what the Orz did to the Androsynth -- they're just all gone. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_11) MELNO114.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_11) melno114.wav The Ariloulaleelay are a mysterious race of IDF beings IDF meaning, Inter-Dimensional Fatigue who do not reside in this galaxy, or in fact, anywhere in this universe. @@ -852,7 +852,7 @@ we believe that they have a secret agenda which somehow involves your planet, Ea These secret plans may or may not cause grief and woe to you Earthlings. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_12) MELNO115.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_12) melno115.wav Just under 20 years ago, the brave and suicidal Shofixti annihilated their species by exploding a Precursor device -- some kind of bomb -- in the interior of their sun. The resulting storm of solar flares cooked the life off the Shofixti homeworld @@ -862,7 +862,7 @@ In actuality, there are still at least a dozen Shofixti left alive in the galaxy One or two are at Delta Gorno, guarding the dead hulk of their once beautiful world. Others can be found in VUX space. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_13) MELNO116.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_13) melno116.wav The Slylandro are a mostly non-solid, sentient race who live in a gas giant at Beta Corvi. We recently sold them a self-replicating exploration probe which has somehow turned hostile and attacks everything it detects. @@ -871,7 +871,7 @@ We possess a formal Waiver of Damages, authorized by a Slylandro Speaker and are in no way responsible for the situation. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_14) MELNO117.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_14) melno117.wav The cowardly Spathi live at the single planet orbiting Epsilon Gruis. They do not actually live on their world, rather they reside on its airless moon. The reason? A xenomorphic species, which craves the sweet-flavored flesh of the Spathi @@ -885,7 +885,7 @@ Should you wish to consult with the Spathi Ruling Council you will need to know the Secret Spathi Cypher -- a password, which is `Huffi-Muffi-Guffi'. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_15) MELNO118.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_15) melno118.wav Like you Earthlings, when the war with the Ur-Quan was lost the Syreen chose to be slave-shielded. Their new world is at Betelgeuse. The Syreen's starbase is crewed by the starship commanders and crew @@ -894,7 +894,7 @@ Though the Syreen hate the Ur-Quan with a vengeance, they are unlikely to offer unless you reveal to them the truth behind the tragedy of their original homeworld, Syra which was destroyed by the birth of a Mycon `Deep Child' a century ago. -#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_16) MELNO119.wav +#(OK_BUY_ALIEN_RACE_16) melno119.wav When the Ur-Quan entered Gamma Serpentis -- the home star of the Yehat their Queen made a sudden change of allegiance and allied with the Ur-Quan Hierarchy becoming Ur-Quan combat thralls. @@ -907,7 +907,7 @@ Captain, you have heard all that we have to say about aliens indigenous to this Should we learn more in the near future, we shall be certain to sell it to you. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_1) MELNO120.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_1) melno120.wav Almost twenty-five thousand of your years ago, there existed near this region of space an association of starfaring races called the `Sentient Milieu'. This group formed over several thousand years to mutually enrich their respective cultures @@ -916,7 +916,7 @@ and to afford themselves a degree of protection from external hostilities via mi Of the seven most active Milieu members, the most famous race -- indeed you know them well, Captain were the Ur-Quan. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_2) MELNO121.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_2) melno121.wav The Ur-Quan evolved on a harsh planet orbiting a star outside this region of space. They were solitary predators, like your praying mantis, Captain, or polar bear who had a very limited set of social behaviors, most of which dealt with sex. @@ -931,7 +931,7 @@ The Ur-Quan recognized the benefits that such a system provided and once more conquered the hunting beast within themselves to become cooperative, productive members of the Milieu. This lasted for several thousands of years. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_3) MELNO122.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_3) melno122.wav Just over twenty thousand years ago when your ancestors were learning to chart the course of the moon and stars on animal horns the Sentient Milieu spanned five hundred light years and included the membership of a hundred worlds. @@ -949,7 +949,7 @@ Then the Ur-Quan returned to the heart of the Milieu, landing on its capital pla Within hours, every resident of the planet was a Dnyarri slave. Within a month, Dnyarri-compelled starships had spread the evil, psychic creatures across the entire Milieu. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_4) MELNO123.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_4) melno123.wav When the Dnyarri took control over the Milieu, one race fought back -- the Taalo. These slow, quiet creatures were silicon-based life forms but bore little resemblance to the modern Chenjesu. @@ -965,7 +965,7 @@ What happened to this device, this shield? It's hard to say. Maybe it was destroyed in the attack on their homeworld, maybe not. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_5) MELNO124.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_5) melno124.wav In the Dnyarri's new empire, the Ur-Quan were the favored slaves. This is probably because the Ur-Quan were the most psychically sensitive, the most easily compelled. As the centuries of Dnyarri dominance passed, what was once the Sentient Milieu @@ -982,7 +982,7 @@ and the Black Ur-Quan, who filled the ranks of basic laborer and combat soldier. Then, a chance discovery by an Ur-Quan named Kzer-Za led to the violent overthrow of the Dnyarri Slave Empire. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_6) MELNO125.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_6) melno125.wav The Ur-Quan named Kzer-Za was a Green, a researcher specializing in repairing the mental damage inflicted by long-term exposure to the Dnyarri's psychic compulsion. By this point in history, the Dnyarri had grown lax in their dominance @@ -1008,7 +1008,7 @@ The Dnyarri could not bring themselves to make the necessary mental connection w They were slaughtered by the thousands. The Ur-Quan Slave revolt was won. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_7) MELNO126.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_7) melno126.wav When the last Ur-Quan was free of psychic compulsion -- when the last free Dnyarri was dead the combined might of the Ur-Quan star fleets met in orbit above the Dnyarri homeworld. They had come together to make two important decisions. @@ -1025,7 +1025,7 @@ whom the Ur-Quan now considered grossly inferior to themselves and revolting. The second decision -- how to ensure their freedom permanently -- caused great turmoil. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_8) MELNO127.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_8) melno127.wav Following the successful Ur-Quan slave revolt the Ur-Quan met to decide how to ensure their freedom. The Green Ur-Quan, who called themselves the Kzer-Za in honor of the Ur-Quan who triggered the revolt @@ -1043,7 +1043,7 @@ The followers of Kzer-Za and Kohr-Ah were all on the brink of madness but neither side would submit, and so they fought a bloody civil war. -#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_9) MELNO128.wav +#(OK_BUY_HISTORY_9) melno128.wav This is the last historical item we have for sale. The civil war between the Green Ur-Quan, the followers of Kzer-Za @@ -1067,7 +1067,7 @@ If the Kohr-Ah win this battle, Captain, the Kzer-Za will stand aside and let th We believe it is your destiny to prevent this from happening. -#(INFO_ALL_GONE) MELNO129.wav +#(INFO_ALL_GONE) melno129.wav We regret to say that you have exhausted our supply of genuinely valuable information. However we DO have many thousands of useless facts and that we will gladly sell you at a substantial discount. Are you interested? @@ -1087,10 +1087,10 @@ I do not want to purchase any more technology. #(fill_me_up) Fill all my fuel tanks to maximum capacity. -#(OK_FILL_YOU_UP) MELNO130.wav +#(OK_FILL_YOU_UP) melno130.wav Yes sir, fill 'er up, right away! -#(BUY_NEW_TECH_INTRO) MELNO131.wav +#(BUY_NEW_TECH_INTRO) melno131.wav Investment! Ah yes, you are so right. These technological breakthroughs don't cost you Credit they EARN you Credit! @@ -1101,191 +1101,191 @@ somewhere in the galaxy at some point in the future. All technologies cost 150 Credits. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH) MELNO132.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH) melno132.wav Right now we are offering -#(OK_NO_BUY_NEW_TECH) MELNO133.wav +#(OK_NO_BUY_NEW_TECH) melno133.wav What else would you like to buy? -#(OK_DONE_BUYING_NEW_TECH) MELNO134.wav +#(OK_DONE_BUYING_NEW_TECH) melno134.wav Would you like to purchase anything else? -#(OK_DONE_BUYING_FUEL) MELNO135.wav +#(OK_DONE_BUYING_FUEL) melno135.wav Would you like to purchase anything else? -#(NEW_TECH_1) MELNO136.wav +#(NEW_TECH_1) melno136.wav The technology we are now offering includes plans for building blaster weapons twice as powerful as your ion-bolt guns. -#(NEW_TECH_2) MELNO137.wav +#(NEW_TECH_2) melno137.wav The technology we are now offering includes specifications for constructing modifications to your planet landers which will double their speed. -#(NEW_TECH_3) MELNO138.wav +#(NEW_TECH_3) melno138.wav The technology we are now offering includes details on how to add 'point-defense' laser defense systems for your flagship. -#(NEW_TECH_4) MELNO139.wav +#(NEW_TECH_4) melno139.wav The technology we are now offering includes plans for building improvements to your planet landers which make them resistant to hostile alien lifeforms. -#(NEW_TECH_5) MELNO140.wav +#(NEW_TECH_5) melno140.wav The technology we are now offering includes blueprints which show how to increase your lander's cargo space to double its present volume. -#(NEW_TECH_6) MELNO141.wav +#(NEW_TECH_6) melno141.wav The technology we are now offering includes blueprints which show how to add double-capacity fuel tanks. -#(NEW_TECH_7) MELNO142.wav +#(NEW_TECH_7) melno142.wav The technology we are now offering includes plans for improving the rate of fire on your lander's stunray bolt-beamer gun. -#(NEW_TECH_8) MELNO143.wav +#(NEW_TECH_8) melno143.wav The technology we are now offering includes details for building modifications to your planet landers which make them resistant to earthquakes. -#(NEW_TECH_9) MELNO144.wav +#(NEW_TECH_9) melno144.wav The technology we are now offering includes plans for adding auto-tracking modules which improve the aim of all your weapons. -#(NEW_TECH_10) MELNO145.wav +#(NEW_TECH_10) melno145.wav The technology we are now offering includes plans for adding improvements to your planet landers which make them resistant to inclement planet weather. -#(NEW_TECH_11) MELNO146.wav +#(NEW_TECH_11) melno146.wav The technology we are now offering is everything you need to know to assemble modifications to your planet landers which make them resistant to planetary hot-spots. -#(NEW_TECH_12) MELNO147.wav +#(NEW_TECH_12) melno147.wav The technology we are now offering is plans for building 'Hellbore Cannons', a weapon much more destructive than a simple blaster. -#(NEW_TECH_13) MELNO148.wav +#(NEW_TECH_13) melno148.wav The technology we are now offering includes details on how to develop Shiva Furnace modules which generate energy for your combat batteries twice as fast as your standard dynamos. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_1) MELNO149.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_1) melno149.wav Please remember that these weapons consume energy from your combat batteries faster than your familiar ion-bolt guns. You may wish to compensate for this by building additional dynamo modules for your flagship. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_2) MELNO150.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_2) melno150.wav Ah yes, speed! An excellent choice for the relentless hunter and craven coward as well. These modifications are simple enough to be put in place immediately. Your landers should be properly equipped in no time. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_3) MELNO151.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_3) melno151.wav These little babies are great for defense, but because of their limited range they may not make a good offensive weapon. However, the more you build for your vessel the more damage each laser strike will do. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_4) MELNO152.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_4) melno152.wav Our reinforcement procedures on your landers are complete. Now, provided your crew will stop putting their hands out the windows they will be much better protected against hostile lifeforms. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_5) MELNO153.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_5) melno153.wav I hope this makes your resource gathering more cost-effective, Captain. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_6) MELNO154.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_6) melno154.wav We hope that these improved tanks will make more module slots available on your flagship which you can fill with other, more useful equipment. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_7) MELNO155.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_7) melno155.wav After some wild game, hmmm? Well, the changes we made should really make a difference! ...uh... unless of course that wiring went in backwards in which case you won't be able to shoot at all, or take off for that matter. Don't worry, Captain. We stand behind our work. If something goes wrong just bring it back to us, and we'll fix it pronto! -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_8) MELNO156.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_8) melno156.wav With the addition of these safety belts and heavy-duty shock absorbers your lander occupants should be much safer when an untimely earthquake strikes. The job is complete. Your landers are ready. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_9) MELNO157.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_9) melno157.wav You are preparing for a mighty battle, eh? Well, let me give you some advice. You should consider using multiple Tracking modules, since this will greatly improve your aim however, never add more than three to ship. Any more would be useless. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_10) MELNO158.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_10) melno158.wav A little superconductive spray-paint and Presto! Your lander can sustain a direct hit by a lightning bolt without crisping the passengers inside... usually. Since the job is so easy that a nymph could do it I expect all your landers will be treated in less than an hour. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_11) MELNO159.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_11) melno159.wav With these new ablative-plasma heat shields, your crew will be substantially safer on hot worlds but like all our lander modifications, this protection is not perfect, so remain cautious. Since the changes to your landers are straightforward your landers should be fitted with the heat shields by the time you return to your ship. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_12) MELNO160.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_12) melno160.wav Captain, just a suggestion! Hellbore Cannon are energy gulpers, so unless you want to have a long delay between shots I would suggest you add Dynamos or even Shiva Furnaces to your ship. -#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_13) MELNO161.wav +#(OK_BUY_NEW_TECH_13) melno161.wav I am certain you will appreciate this new module, Captain! With it you should be able to destroy and devastate twice as fast as before. -#(CHARITY) MELNO162.wav +#(CHARITY) melno162.wav Since you have no useful, easily removeable equipment on your vessel we have decided to provide you with fuel at no cost. Please do not make the mistake of thinking of this as a `gift' or act of altruism we are merely investing in our relationship with you, the customer. We are certain that in the long run, this will prove to be a most profitable investment. -#(NEW_TECH_ALL_GONE) MELNO163.wav +#(NEW_TECH_ALL_GONE) melno163.wav Commander, that is the limit of the new technology we can offer you. If I may say so, you have been an excellent customer. Thank you! #(we_are_from_alliance0) We come in peace, representing -#(STRIP_HEAD) MELNO164.wav +#(STRIP_HEAD) melno164.wav We will take -#(LANDERS) MELNO165.wav +#(LANDERS) melno165.wav of your Planet Landers -#(THRUSTERS) MELNO166.wav +#(THRUSTERS) melno166.wav of your Fusion Thrusters -#(JETS) MELNO167.wav +#(JETS) melno167.wav of your Turning Jets -#(PODS) MELNO168.wav +#(PODS) melno168.wav of your empty Crew Pods -#(BAYS) MELNO169.wav +#(BAYS) melno169.wav of your empty Storage Bays -#(DYNAMOS) MELNO170.wav +#(DYNAMOS) melno170.wav of your Dynamo modules -#(FURNACES) MELNO171.wav +#(FURNACES) melno171.wav of your Shiva Furnaces -#(GUNS) MELNO172.wav +#(GUNS) melno172.wav of your Ion-Bolt Guns -#(BLASTERS) MELNO173.wav +#(BLASTERS) melno173.wav of your Blasters -#(CANNONS) MELNO174.wav +#(CANNONS) melno174.wav of your Hellbore Cannons -#(TRACKERS) MELNO175.wav +#(TRACKERS) melno175.wav of your Auto-Tracking modules -#(DEFENSES) MELNO176.wav +#(DEFENSES) melno176.wav of your Point-Defense Lasers #(name_1) @@ -1302,54 +1302,54 @@ The Empire of #(name_41) ! -#(ENUMERATE_ONE) MELNO177.wav +#(ENUMERATE_ONE) melno177.wav one -#(ENUMERATE_TWO) MELNO178.wav +#(ENUMERATE_TWO) melno178.wav two -#(ENUMERATE_THREE) MELNO179.wav +#(ENUMERATE_THREE) melno179.wav three -#(ENUMERATE_FOUR) MELNO180.wav +#(ENUMERATE_FOUR) melno180.wav four -#(ENUMERATE_FIVE) MELNO181.wav +#(ENUMERATE_FIVE) melno181.wav five -#(ENUMERATE_SIX) MELNO182.wav +#(ENUMERATE_SIX) melno182.wav six -#(ENUMERATE_SEVEN) MELNO183.wav +#(ENUMERATE_SEVEN) melno183.wav seven -#(ENUMERATE_EIGHT) MELNO184.wav +#(ENUMERATE_EIGHT) melno184.wav eight -#(ENUMERATE_NINE) MELN0185.wav +#(ENUMERATE_NINE) melno185.wav nine -#(ENUMERATE_TEN) MELN0186.wav +#(ENUMERATE_TEN) melno186.wav ten -#(ENUMERATE_ELEVEN) MELN0187.wav +#(ENUMERATE_ELEVEN) melno187.wav eleven -#(ENUMERATE_TWELVE) MELN0188.wav +#(ENUMERATE_TWELVE) melno188.wav twelve -#(ENUMERATE_THIRTEEN) MELN0189.wav +#(ENUMERATE_THIRTEEN) melno189.wav thirteen -#(ENUMERATE_FOURTEEN) MELN0190.wav +#(ENUMERATE_FOURTEEN) melno190.wav fourteen -#(ENUMERATE_FIFTEEN) MELN0191.wav +#(ENUMERATE_FIFTEEN) melno191.wav fifteen -#(ENUMERATE_SIXTEEN) MELN0192.wav +#(ENUMERATE_SIXTEEN) melno192.wav sixteen -#(END_LIST_WITH_AND) MELN0193.wav +#(END_LIST_WITH_AND) melno193.wav and diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/mycon/mycon.txt b/sc2/content/comm/mycon/mycon.txt index e4cac75d0..d69946d3c 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/mycon/mycon.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/mycon/mycon.txt @@ -1,117 +1,117 @@ -#(TELL_US_ABOUT_WORLD) MYCON000.wav +#(TELL_US_ABOUT_WORLD) mycon000.wav Your suggestion is appropriate. Acceptable new worlds are a priority for the rapid and complete spread of Juffo-Wup. We wish to know more for suitability assessment. Tell us of this world. -#(BYE_AND_DIE_HOMEWORLD) MYCON001.wav +#(BYE_AND_DIE_HOMEWORLD) mycon001.wav You impede the flow of Juffo-Wup through the Universe. We will now remove this clog. We will now aid Juffo-Wup by eliminating you!. -#(RAMBLE_1) MYCON002.wav +#(RAMBLE_1) mycon002.wav A single spore lands, finds nourishment in decay and attains maturity.. In turn it exhales a cloud of life, a thousand spores land... so progresses Juffo-Wup. -#(RAMBLE_2) MYCON003.wav +#(RAMBLE_2) mycon003.wav Our bodies seethe with the passion of our genes. A thousand of your species do not possess the richness in one of my cells. -#(RAMBLE_3) MYCON004.wav +#(RAMBLE_3) mycon004.wav I fill with my parents parents parents parents parents parents parents I am they -- they are us. Then, and now. -#(RAMBLE_4) MYCON005.wav +#(RAMBLE_4) mycon005.wav The Deep Children are part of Juffo-Wup -- home builders. The dwellers in the Mohorovichic. -#(RAMBLE_5) MYCON006.wav +#(RAMBLE_5) mycon006.wav I am Dugee I am the purity monitor I choose what buds are permitted to mature. and which must be eradicated. I died of general misfunction 57,283 years ago. -#(RAMBLE_6) MYCON007.wav +#(RAMBLE_6) mycon007.wav A cold rock, spinning silently in the Void, a womb for the Children. -#(RAMBLE_7) MYCON008.wav +#(RAMBLE_7) mycon008.wav Pulsing hot liquid flows through my outstretched tendrils, sending thrills into my interior. The moment has come. I swell and burst. Above me a cloud of whispering life whirls through the air. I am content. -#(RAMBLE_8) MYCON009.wav +#(RAMBLE_8) mycon009.wav The Juffo-Wup is strong in this place. -#(RAMBLE_9) MYCON010.wav +#(RAMBLE_9) mycon010.wav Your simple sexual process produces random mosaics of genetic instructions yet with the simplicity of breath, I modify my own patterns. You humans improve a tool and double your capabilities. We Mycon improve ourselves and increase a thousand-fold. -#(RAMBLE_10) MYCON011.wav +#(RAMBLE_10) mycon011.wav The Deep Children! Spears of light in the darkness! Their discarded husks speak of joy to come. -#(RAMBLE_11) MYCON012.wav +#(RAMBLE_11) mycon012.wav I have chosen my offsprings' memories carefully from my set of remembrances the sweet and warm times of my existence and those of my parents parents parents the bits of a million lifetimes coalesced into a birth gift of complete awareness. -#(RAMBLE_12) MYCON013.wav +#(RAMBLE_12) mycon013.wav In the dark they grow, the deep fire feeds the Children. Their birth breathes warmth across a cold world. -#(RAMBLE_13) MYCON014.wav +#(RAMBLE_13) mycon014.wav `...the system requires more energy. A convenient source lies beneath the crust...' -#(RAMBLE_14) MYCON015.wav +#(RAMBLE_14) mycon015.wav We look to Juffo-Wup for direction, and it provides the pattern endless expansion with purity of achievement and intolerance of error. -#(RAMBLE_15) MYCON016.wav +#(RAMBLE_15) mycon016.wav I am Shloosh I was incinerated fourteen thousand Earth years ago I live now, for but a moment and then, I am gone. -#(RAMBLE_16) MYCON017.wav +#(RAMBLE_16) mycon017.wav `...incorporation of dense amphibole fibers ensure survival in environmental extremes...' -#(RAMBLE_17) MYCON018.wav +#(RAMBLE_17) mycon018.wav I yearn for magma the flowing warm basalts the red glow of the lava pools. -#(RAMBLE_18) MYCON019.wav +#(RAMBLE_18) mycon019.wav When we encounter the Non, we must absorb the Non or reject the Non so that it is no longer Non. -#(RAMBLE_19) MYCON020.wav +#(RAMBLE_19) mycon020.wav `...entry of noise into the signal is unavoidable. We must include a filtering mechanism...' -#(RAMBLE_20) MYCON021.wav +#(RAMBLE_20) mycon021.wav Cessation of an individual is unavoidable a consequence of existence yet with the birth of life, individuality is transferred in part and may occasionally gain dominance for an interval achieving a kind of shared immortality. -#(RAMBLE_21) MYCON022.wav +#(RAMBLE_21) mycon022.wav `...Survival is a priority. Expansion is a priority. Processing is a priority...' -#(RAMBLE_22) MYCON023.wav +#(RAMBLE_22) mycon023.wav Juffo-Wup acknowledges the existence of un-Voidable Non when we are faced with such, we join, absorb and wait for our opportunity to learn the weakness that will allow us to Void the Non. -#(RAMBLE_23) MYCON024.wav +#(RAMBLE_23) mycon024.wav At times, I meet another, who shares with me the life of parent inside the mind and if we speak this fragment is predominant in the both of us self meets self with occasionally enlightening results. -#(RAMBLE_24) MYCON025.wav +#(RAMBLE_24) mycon025.wav The Podships thrum with the plasma containment field whose offspring seek to transform the Non to Void the fields grow tighter, and tighter @@ -119,40 +119,40 @@ the bass rumble of the generators rises gradually to a high burning scream sudden silence and a flash of light announce release the hot pulsing subsides slowly. -#(RAMBLE_25) MYCON026.wav +#(RAMBLE_25) mycon026.wav The Deep Children fall from the Void, gathering speed for the penetration The tough casing warms as it passes through the atmosphere, glowing white as it hits the surface solid rock flows like liquid, and the child slips into the warm, safe depths beneath the crust. -#(RAMBLE_26) MYCON027.wav +#(RAMBLE_26) mycon027.wav `...look... think... act... look... learn... remember... teach...look... think...' -#(RAMBLE_27) MYCON028.wav +#(RAMBLE_27) mycon028.wav The implantation fleet has assembled in orbit above the green world the patterns of weakness reveal the point of introduction. The Child is prepared for its birthing trip. Release! -#(RAMBLE_28) MYCON029.wav +#(RAMBLE_28) mycon029.wav I am Gussh I attend the birthing nodes I died 343 Earth years ago I do not know how. -#(RAMBLE_29) MYCON030.wav +#(RAMBLE_29) mycon030.wav When Juffo-Wup is complete when at last there is no Void or Non when the Creators return then we can finally rest. -#(RAMBLE_30) MYCON031.wav +#(RAMBLE_30) mycon031.wav Darkness is Void Juffo-Wup is light. -#(RAMBLE_31) MYCON032.wav +#(RAMBLE_31) mycon032.wav `... planetary transformer biot 94-18: take your place at the dais...' -#(RAMBLE_32) MYCON033.wav +#(RAMBLE_32) mycon033.wav You are the Non. You must go now, and never return. #(question_1) @@ -206,7 +206,7 @@ You're not paying any attention to me, are you? #(bye_space) Don't trouble yourself. I'll see myself out. -#(BYE_AND_DIE_SPACE) MYCON034.wav +#(BYE_AND_DIE_SPACE) mycon034.wav Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues. #(gonna_die) @@ -239,58 +239,58 @@ Helloo? Ugly! Can you hear me? #(come_in_peace) Mycon. Please try to understand. We wish peace between our peoples. -#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_1) MYCON035.wav +#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_1) mycon035.wav Juffo-Wup is All... omni-existent, spreading and changing the Non into Juffo-Wup. You are the Non, who must become Juffo-Wup or Void. We are the agents of Juffo-Wup. We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_2) MYCON036.wav +#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_2) mycon036.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_3) MYCON037.wav +#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_3) mycon037.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_4) MYCON038.wav +#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_4) mycon038.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_5) MYCON039.wav +#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_5) mycon039.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_6) MYCON040.wav +#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_6) mycon040.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_7) MYCON041.wav +#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_7) mycon041.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_8) MYCON042.wav +#(HELLO_HOMEWORLD_8) mycon042.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_SPACE_1) MYCON043.wav +#(HELLO_SPACE_1) mycon043.wav We are part of Juffo-Wup. Juffo-Wup is the hot light in the darkness. All else is unfulfilled Void. We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_SPACE_2) MYCON044.wav +#(HELLO_SPACE_2) mycon044.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_SPACE_3) MYCON045.wav +#(HELLO_SPACE_3) mycon045.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_SPACE_4) MYCON046.wav +#(HELLO_SPACE_4) mycon046.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_SPACE_5) MYCON047.wav +#(HELLO_SPACE_5) mycon047.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_SPACE_6) MYCON048.wav +#(HELLO_SPACE_6) mycon048.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_SPACE_7) MYCON049.wav +#(HELLO_SPACE_7) mycon049.wav We are the Mycon. -#(HELLO_SPACE_8) MYCON050.wav +#(HELLO_SPACE_8) mycon050.wav We are the Mycon. #(lets_be_friends) @@ -305,16 +305,16 @@ Heinous fungus! Submit to our will! #(bye_sun_device) bye sun device -#(GOODBYE_SUN_DEVICE) MYCON051.wav +#(GOODBYE_SUN_DEVICE) mycon051.wav GOODBYE SUN DEVICE -#(RESPONSE_1) MYCON052.wav +#(RESPONSE_1) mycon052.wav This is good. -#(RESPONSE_2) MYCON053.wav +#(RESPONSE_2) mycon053.wav This is good. -#(RESPONSE_3) MYCON054.wav +#(RESPONSE_3) mycon054.wav This is good. #(clue_1) @@ -329,16 +329,16 @@ The sun gently warms the surface. #(what_about_shattered) Why are the Shattered Worlds found only in your region of space? -#(ABOUT_SHATTERED) MYCON055.wav +#(ABOUT_SHATTERED) mycon055.wav These are the homes of the Deep Children. -#(HELLO_SUN_DEVICE_WORLD_1) MYCON056.wav +#(HELLO_SUN_DEVICE_WORLD_1) mycon056.wav This is a special place filled with Juffo-Wup. We must not allow it to be soiled by the Non. You must go. Now. -#(HELLO_SUN_DEVICE_WORLD_2) MYCON057.wav +#(HELLO_SUN_DEVICE_WORLD_2) mycon057.wav You have returned to our special place. This is not permissible. Leave. @@ -346,7 +346,7 @@ Leave. #(whats_up_sun_device) What makes this world so special to you? -#(GENERAL_INFO_SUN_DEVICE) MYCON058.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SUN_DEVICE) mycon058.wav Juffo-Wup is the power of life... hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand. @@ -358,7 +358,7 @@ You are the Non. The pod is not for you. You must leave. #(like_to_land) I have business on this world. Move aside. -#(NEVER_LET_LAND) MYCON059.wav +#(NEVER_LET_LAND) mycon059.wav Juffo-Wup flows through Time and Space. It cannot be stopped by mere energy blasts. However, you are Non -- not part of Juffo-Wup. You CAN be destroyed by energy blasts. @@ -370,7 +370,7 @@ Goodbye fungus-boys! #(i_have_a_cunning_plan) There is a world at the star Organon. I believe it is perfect for your Deep Children. -#(DIE_LIAR) MYCON060.wav +#(DIE_LIAR) mycon060.wav You are an obstruction to Juffo-Wup. You must be removed. @@ -378,19 +378,19 @@ You must be removed. Have you visited the planet I told you about? -#(UNFORSEEN_DELAYS) MYCON061.wav +#(UNFORSEEN_DELAYS) mycon061.wav We have experienced unforeseen delays implanting Deep Children beneath the crust of Organon 1. However, Juffo-Wup is inevitable. The Deep Children WILL be born. -#(DIE_THIEF) MYCON062.wav +#(DIE_THIEF) mycon062.wav You have taken something from us which we value... which is important to Juffo-Wup. Return the Solar Manipulator. -#(DIE_THIEF_AGAIN) MYCON063.wav +#(DIE_THIEF_AGAIN) mycon063.wav You have taken something from us which we value... which is important to Juffo-Wup. Return the Solar Manipulator. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE) MYCON064.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE) mycon064.wav Juffo-Wup is All but you are not a part of Juffo-Wup therefore you must cease existence. @@ -402,7 +402,7 @@ We shall make you cease to exist, for Juffo-Wup. #(RAMBLE_TAIL) -#(WE_GO_TO_IMPLANT) MYCON067.wav +#(WE_GO_TO_IMPLANT) mycon067.wav If your words are true, we will gladly spread Juffo-Wup to a new world! We will assemble the Birthing Fleet and send them to this planet. We will send many ships to protect the Children as they grow. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/orz/orz.txt b/sc2/content/comm/orz/orz.txt index ed59b0af7..51f775eef 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/orz/orz.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/orz/orz.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(INIT_HELLO) ORZ000.wav +#(INIT_HELLO) orz000.wav (MESSAGE FROM TRANSLATION COMPUTER: INCOMING MESSAGE EXTREMELY UNORTHODOX IN COMPOSITION. TRANSLATION INCLUDES MANY LINGUAL BEST-FITS. FOR CLARITY BEST-FITS ARE DENOTED BY ASTERISK PAIRS. OVERALL ACCURACY OF TRANSLATION: UNKNOWN. @@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ OVERALL ACCURACY OF TRANSLATION: UNKNOWN. #(who_you) Who are you? What can you tell us about yourselves? -#(WE_ARE_ORZ) ORZ001.wav +#(WE_ARE_ORZ) orz001.wav Who are you? You are not Orz! We are Orz! Orz are happy *people energy* from the outside. Inside is good. So much good that Orz will always *germinate*. Can you come together with Orz for *parties*? @@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ Can you come together with Orz for *parties*? #(why_here) Okay, right. Uh... maybe you could tell me why you are here. -#(HERE_BECAUSE) ORZ002.wav +#(HERE_BECAUSE) orz002.wav Here is *bright* and *smooth*. The other place is *hurt* Orz too much tired for keeping together. Other place is **Frumple**. Orz are here now, but almost not yet. Soon Orz are really here! You are help Orz with *parties*. @@ -23,48 +23,48 @@ Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!! Now *smooth* place all the time, and after now never going back to outside. Never!! -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) ORZ003.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) orz003.wav Hello to our *house*. Do you feel *better* yet? If you are *campers* you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet. It is best if many happy Orz are coming to your *house*. Let's *spitting* the fun words for several *pieces* and then surprising things!!! -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) ORZ004.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) orz004.wav This is my *house*. Do you want to know a *secret*? Do not *think* it to *not campers*. You are so many *lonely* *juicy* *bubbles*. It is so sad. Now that you are *campers* you will have more *parties* and no more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles*. This is the *secret*. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) ORZ005.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) orz005.wav Happy to come to my *house* some more times. I am Orz. I do not have the name because I am Orz. Orz is the name. Do you want to *squirt*? If you want to, then you do. It is best, I know it. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) ORZ006.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) orz006.wav Happy to come to my *house* some more times. I am Orz. I do not have the name because I am Orz. Orz is the name. Do you want to *squirt*? If you want to, then you do. It is best, I know it. -#(ALLIED_SPACE_HELLO_1) ORZ007.wav +#(ALLIED_SPACE_HELLO_1) orz007.wav Oh, the *alliance* *party* *campers* are in the *now space*. It is *happy spices*. Why are you there? Of course because also the Orz are in the *now space*. So I am waiting for you to *spit*. It is a pleasure. -#(ALLIED_SPACE_HELLO_2) ORZ008.wav +#(ALLIED_SPACE_HELLO_2) orz008.wav *Campers* like to say `hello' when they *smell* the Orz. We have learned this. It is *no function* but Orz want to make *campers* happy everyday. Okay... Hello!! Now you are happy I am sure. -#(ALLIED_SPACE_HELLO_3) ORZ009.wav +#(ALLIED_SPACE_HELLO_3) orz009.wav I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you! *Campers* are the best! I have *anticipation* and then what? Better parties in *the middle* for sure. -#(ALLIED_SPACE_HELLO_4) ORZ010.wav +#(ALLIED_SPACE_HELLO_4) orz010.wav I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you! *Campers* are the best! I have *anticipation* and then what? Better parties in *the middle* for sure. @@ -72,7 +72,7 @@ Better parties in *the middle* for sure. #(whats_up_ally) Uh.....Hi there. Its good to see you again....I think. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_1) ORZ011.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_1) orz011.wav That is *funny*. You think you *see* Orz but Orz are not *light reflections*. Maybe you think Orz are *many bubbles* too. It is such a joke. Orz are not *many bubbles* like *campers*. Orz are just Orz. @@ -82,14 +82,14 @@ but it is really *fingers*. Maybe you do not even *smell*? That is sad. *Smelling* *pretty colors* is the best *game*. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_2) ORZ012.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_2) orz012.wav Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*. The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go. It more fun than several. The *Playground* is 372.1, 261.9 your *silly* numbers. You can go there for too much fun. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_3) ORZ013.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_3) orz013.wav Hello! I will say again for extra enjoyment. So much a fun game. Hello! Hello! Next I will *spit* *slow time* words to you for better *dancing*. Do you know? Orz can *dance* very well. @@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ These are best for letting go near *heavy space* planet bodies. Then GO! GO! can going fastest to enter ships of the *other*. Then it is *happy time*. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_4) ORZ014.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_4) orz014.wav Even more *pleasant combinations*. I am *successful* the most. Perhaps after the biggest *party* you will understanding the Orz and I can showing you other *levels*. @@ -110,7 +110,7 @@ We are *friends* now. Never be afraid to *open* enough and *spread the wax*. #(more_about_you) I'm afraid I'm still not exactly clear on who you are and where you're from. -#(ABOUT_US_1) ORZ015.wav +#(ABOUT_US_1) orz015.wav You are a *silly* *camper*. I am always Orz. If I was not Orz, then I would not be, but of course I am Orz. We are from *outside*. Also the Arilou *quick babies* are from *outside*. @@ -121,7 +121,7 @@ We can not have *parties* when Arilou always *jumping in front*. It makes Orz *frumple* so much. These are *fat* words. Do you want to play this some more? -#(ABOUT_US_2) ORZ016.wav +#(ABOUT_US_2) orz016.wav I will tell again the many *pieces*. You do not know *special things*. Here is some. *Time* is not one but many. *Space* is many. *Colors* are many. You are so *sticky*. @@ -131,7 +131,7 @@ This is soon. Orz are trying to *pull* the Androsynth, but they are so *silly*, they do not want. Arilou can *slide*. Also Taalo. Many can *slide*, but Orz are better of course. -#(ABOUT_US_3) ORZ017.wav +#(ABOUT_US_3) orz017.wav Here is *good news*! Six or nine *pieces* ago, myself the Orz did not even *smell* your *level*. Can you believe? It is so silly! It is such a *happy town*. @@ -148,7 +148,7 @@ Where are the Taalo? There they are. It is too much fun. We are too happy, in this *slow time* *heavy space*. It is a better *level* for games. This is the everything story. Now you know. -#(ABOUT_US_4) ORZ018.wav +#(ABOUT_US_4) orz018.wav I am already telling the everything story. It is too much. You do not asking about us the many. Next it is the *party* and you will *become*. @@ -160,7 +160,7 @@ I am too *tired* the *silly* word *game*. #(where_androsyn) Our charts show this as Androsynth space. Do you know what happened to them? -#(DISEMBLE_ABOUT_ANDROSYN) ORZ019.wav +#(DISEMBLE_ABOUT_ANDROSYN) orz019.wav Androsynth are not here. Orz are here. You are not the same too much like Androsynth. You are *happy campers*. Do you want to see our surprising *toys*? No!! Do Not!! @@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ No more Androsynth stories. #(must_know_about_androsyn) What happened?? Dammit, what did you do to the Androsynth?!! -#(KNOW_TOO_MUCH) ORZ020.wav +#(KNOW_TOO_MUCH) orz020.wav Nnnnnngaaaa!!!! I am *squeezing* the *juice*. You have become too close. You are *sick* for the last time! Nnnnnnggggaaaaaa!! It is not enough for *happy days* I am sure. @@ -180,7 +180,7 @@ Androsynth are not the story!! #(dont_really_care) Uh, that's okay. I didn't really care about them so much anyway. -#(YOU_ARE_OUR_FRIENDS) ORZ021.wav +#(YOU_ARE_OUR_FRIENDS) orz021.wav Ahaa! I am told other Orz *cousins* you are *connected* for *camping*. I am so right! It is happiest days to not care about Androsynth anything. @@ -190,7 +190,7 @@ I am so right. I will tell them again. #(about_andro_1) Now please don't take this the wrong way, but what did happen to the Androsynth? -#(FORGET_ANDRO_1) ORZ022.wav +#(FORGET_ANDRO_1) orz022.wav I am say best word *frumple*. Maybe you do not know. *Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!! The asking about Androsynth is so *frumple* we are not happy. @@ -201,7 +201,7 @@ No more Androsynth is better. #(about_andro_2) Just tell me this. Are we in for the same fate as them? -#(FORGET_ANDRO_2) ORZ023.wav +#(FORGET_ANDRO_2) orz023.wav You are not same. You are *happy campers*, but already you know. I will not talking about *silly Androsynth*, now is stop asking. If you are say the question another time @@ -213,58 +213,58 @@ You are not so *silly*! Okay, okay. Now this isn't really a question, but let's say you WERE going " to talk about the Androsynth. If you were, what would you say? -#(BLEW_IT) ORZ024.wav +#(BLEW_IT) orz024.wav Nnnnnggggaaaahhhhh!!!!!! It is *dancing*!!!! -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) ORZ025.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) orz025.wav This is my *house.* Did you come to *play*?. Do not be sad if you are *other*. We can still have a *party*. There are never enough *campers*. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) ORZ026.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) orz026.wav You want to *take* *silly* words in *slow time*. It is okay. I will *spit* words and then perhaps it is the *party*. Welcome to my *house* or *other house*. It is a joke! Only it is my *house*. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) ORZ027.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) orz027.wav Again you have come to my *house*. It is the same time. Why are you coming? Do you always the *slow time*? I am surprised! Oh well. Now is for *fun time*, not worrying. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) ORZ028.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) orz028.wav Again you have come to my *house*. It is the same time. Why are you coming? Do you always the *slow time*? I am surprised! Oh well. Now is for *fun time*, not worrying. -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) ORZ029.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) orz029.wav Hello extremely! I hope you like to *Play*. Some *campers* are not so good for *games*. Is it time for *playing* yet? -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) ORZ030.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) orz030.wav Pleasant *combinations*! We have been *anticipating* about you. Do you like *parties*? We do several times, and so much the better. -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_3) ORZ031.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_3) orz031.wav So much *juicy*! Let's have *party time* sooner. -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_4) ORZ032.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_4) orz032.wav Hi. You seem like good *campers*. Perhaps we can do *snappy fun* with you everytime. #(hostile_1) Do not attempt any hostilities or you will be immediately destroyed. -#(HOSTILITY_IS_BAD_1) ORZ033.wav +#(HOSTILITY_IS_BAD_1) orz033.wav If you are *sick* you should have a *party*. We can come and *play* at your *house*. #(hostile_2) We have no time for childish nonsense. We require information. Comply at once. -#(HOSTILITY_IS_BAD_2) ORZ034.wav +#(HOSTILITY_IS_BAD_2) orz034.wav *Extra sick fish* need *special training* for extra *fun*. We will have a *happy party* now. @@ -277,14 +277,14 @@ Greetings. I am Captain #(we_are_vindicator2) . We are having some difficulty translating your messages. -#(NICE_TO_MEET_YOU) ORZ035.wav +#(NICE_TO_MEET_YOU) orz035.wav Yes, of course. Difficulty. Problems are difficult. Let's be *special* together. *Spicy games* are always fun. #(seem_like_nice_guys) You seem like friendly fellows. Perhaps you could aid us in our mission? -#(ARE_NICE_WANT_ALLY) ORZ036.wav +#(ARE_NICE_WANT_ALLY) orz036.wav Yes. Yes. We are too friendly. Extremely happy *sisters* should correct each other for *celebration*. So much enjoyment! @@ -293,7 +293,7 @@ Shall we come to your *house* so that we can be *relatives*? #(talk_about_alliance) We have reconsidered the idea of an alliance between our peoples. -#(OK_TALK_ALLIANCE) ORZ037.wav +#(OK_TALK_ALLIANCE) orz037.wav So much the better! Orz have been waiting for *alliance* time. I will show you the inside. It is so good that you will never leave. @@ -303,7 +303,7 @@ Yes! Yes! Reconsider is best. #(yes_alliance) Uh....I presume you are talking about an alliance. Yes, we are very interested. -#(GREAT) ORZ038.wav +#(GREAT) orz038.wav Jumping *peppers*!! This is smiley time! You are *campers* after all!! We will start *alliance* *parties* for better enjoyment! @@ -311,7 +311,7 @@ We will start *alliance* *parties* for better enjoyment! #(no_alliance) I am not quite sure, but I think the answer is no. -#(MAYBE_LATER) ORZ039.wav +#(MAYBE_LATER) orz039.wav Disappointing *conclusions*. Maybe we can play *alliance* another happy day. I will tell *Orz puppies* to wait for *camping*. @@ -319,7 +319,7 @@ I will tell *Orz puppies* to wait for *camping*. #(decide_later) No point in rushing into anything. Let us think about it some more. -#(OK_LATER) ORZ040.wav +#(OK_LATER) orz040.wav Yes! Think and then do! You will tell us soon. Soon is now. *Parties* can be so much fun for other reasons. *Alliance* is good. @@ -327,7 +327,7 @@ Yes! Think and then do! You will tell us soon. Soon is now. #(why_so_trusting) You seem very... uh, trusting. Why is that? -#(TRUSTING_BECAUSE) ORZ041.wav +#(TRUSTING_BECAUSE) orz041.wav We are not trusting. We like to be *together*. Do you want to be *together* with us? Always the other *sad animals* go away, but first we have lots of fun. @@ -341,7 +341,7 @@ I am tired. #(bye_neutral) Well, it's been.... uh... well, I'm afraid I have to go now. Do you understand? -#(GOODBYE_NEUTRAL) ORZ042.wav +#(GOODBYE_NEUTRAL) orz042.wav Going. Yes. Orz is go with you same place for *party*. Nobody is forget. Next is *alliance* *party*. Always promise is good to keep. @@ -351,27 +351,27 @@ You are not forget. Alliance is promise. Orz are wait. -#(ANGRY_SPACE_HELLO_1) ORZ043.wav +#(ANGRY_SPACE_HELLO_1) orz043.wav Orz are find you! You do not *play* with Orz so it is not even *happy town*. Orz are think that *dissolving* is a better chance for you. This is a good plan. Orz are accomplishing this for better *games*. Now is time for *dissolving*. -#(ANGRY_SPACE_HELLO_2) ORZ044.wav +#(ANGRY_SPACE_HELLO_2) orz044.wav So many times Orz are say 'Hello, we are Orz', but next is always same. Certainly you are *silly cows*. Now is try again for *dissolving*. Of course this is best for extra fun. After dissolved, *silly cows * will not be *frumple* and Orz will have *special sauce*, not the *juice*. -#(ANGRY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) ORZ045.wav +#(ANGRY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) orz045.wav You have come to our *house* but we cannot *play* the fun *games* with you. Nnnnngggaaahhh!! You are not even *campers*. Why are you coming to our *house*? We cannot *smell* you even a little. So much trouble in *slow time* is not the best. -#(ANGRY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) ORZ046.wav +#(ANGRY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) orz046.wav You are not *connected*! Too many times I speak the *silly* words in *slow time*. No more speaking. Next you must *dissolve* and *become* the second time. @@ -380,7 +380,7 @@ Orz will help you *dissolving*. #(whats_up_angry) You appear to be upset. Have I offended you somehow? -#(GENERAL_INFO_ANGRY_1) ORZ047.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ANGRY_1) orz047.wav Orz is upset! Not one the many! We are *squeezing* the *juice*! You are showing that you are not *happy campers* @@ -388,7 +388,7 @@ and so Orz cannot have the *party*. Orz need *party* or there is no fun and we are *frumple* everyday. This is so sad, Orz is upset of course. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ANGRY_2) ORZ048.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ANGRY_2) orz048.wav Too many times explaining the silly words. How many time? One? Two? Three? Seven? Orz are ready to find new *friends*. You do not want to *play*. @@ -397,7 +397,7 @@ Do not coming to our *house*. #(were_sorry) I'm not sure what I said wrong, but in any event, I'm sorry. -#(APOLOGY_ACCEPTED) ORZ049.wav +#(APOLOGY_ACCEPTED) orz049.wav *Sorry* is good fun. Yes, we are see it is the *game*. You are strangest *campers*, but Orz is understand now. We will come to your *house* and we will be *sorry* too. @@ -429,25 +429,25 @@ That's it! I've had it! You're dead. #(insult_8) That's it! I've had it! You're dead. -#(INSULTED_1) ORZ050.wav +#(INSULTED_1) orz050.wav *Dangerous* is not the way! Orz are happy *fun* days all the time. *Silly cow* is so strange Orz think. Next *silly cow* are *dissolving* and no more word making in *slow time*. Then *happy days* are here again. -#(INSULTED_2) ORZ051.wav +#(INSULTED_2) orz051.wav Orz are not *dissolve*! Why is the *silly cow* say Orz are *dissolving*? Too much crazy perhaps. You are so sick even for a *party*. Again I am *squeezing* the *juice*. Nnnggaaaahhh!! It does not even helping. -#(INSULTED_3) ORZ052.wav +#(INSULTED_3) orz052.wav We are not *dead*. Orz is never *dead*. Orz is thinking *silly cow* are want to *dance*. Orz can *dance* very well *in between* but not as much fun as *parties*. -#(INSULTED_4) ORZ053.wav +#(INSULTED_4) orz053.wav We are not *dead*. Orz is never *dead*. Orz is thinking *silly cow* are want to *dance*. Orz can *dance* very well *in between* @@ -456,34 +456,34 @@ but not as much fun as *parties*. #(bye_angry) You are just too darn strange. I'm out of here. -#(GOODBYE_ANGRY) ORZ054.wav +#(GOODBYE_ANGRY) orz054.wav Orz cannot be *strange*. Orz is Orz. Strange is other thing. You are the *silliest cow* even more so. At least you can *dance* with Orz. After the *dancing* Orz think you will make good *special sauce*. Maybe even for other Orz *party*, so do not be sad. -#(ANGRY_TAALO_HELLO_1) ORZ055.wav +#(ANGRY_TAALO_HELLO_1) orz055.wav Who is it? It is the *not Campers*. Maybe you have come to Taalo *playground* for a *Picnic*. No!!! It is not the case! *Silly Cows* can never have a *picnic*. Of course. Not even a party. If you are gone, Orz can have fun some more. -#(ANGRY_TAALO_HELLO_2) ORZ056.wav +#(ANGRY_TAALO_HELLO_2) orz056.wav I am not expecting, and then what? Again the *Silly Cows*. You think that the *Playground* is a *fun* place? I will explain. It is not. Now it is explained. Of course you understand. It is enough talking the words. You are leaving. -#(FRIENDLY_ALLIED_TAALO_HELLO_1) ORZ057.wav +#(FRIENDLY_ALLIED_TAALO_HELLO_1) orz057.wav Happy *pieces*! I am *squirting nice colors*! Why? The reason. *Camper friends* have come to Taalo *Playground*. Why are you coming to this? -#(FRIENDLY_ALLIED_TAALO_HELLO_2) ORZ058.wav +#(FRIENDLY_ALLIED_TAALO_HELLO_2) orz058.wav I *smell* you so much. *Campers* are pleasant. You are coming again to the *Playground*. We can have extra fun for future *parties* in *quick time*. @@ -491,13 +491,13 @@ We can have extra fun for future *parties* in *quick time*. #(demand_to_land) I demand that you allow us to pass so that we can land on the surface. -#(NO_DEMAND) ORZ059.wav +#(NO_DEMAND) orz059.wav NNNNgggggaaahhhhh!!!!!! You are *frumple*! You are silly!! Is this happy? NO!!! I cannot *spit* words with *Cows*! There is no demanding! We will *dance* now for several *pieces*. -#(ASK_NICELY) ORZ060.wav +#(ASK_NICELY) orz060.wav You are not *spitting* happy words. Demand is not happy. If you want to going onto *Playground* then *happy words* are best. Do you understand the most? @@ -506,14 +506,14 @@ It is so simple. #(why_you_here) Why are you here at this planet? -#(ANGRY_EXPLANATION) ORZ061.wav +#(ANGRY_EXPLANATION) orz061.wav This answer is not for *Silly Cows*. You do not know Taalo. Taalo are not the *friends*. You are coming to the *Playground* and then making words. Always you make Orz *squeezing juice*. We do not have enough. I do not want to *smell* you now. -#(FRIENDLY_EXPLANATION) ORZ062.wav +#(FRIENDLY_EXPLANATION) orz062.wav I will tell. This is Taalo *Playground*. Do you know? Taalo is not anymore the *heavy space*. Many *camper* lives they are not here. To *play* with Taalo, Orz must *spread* into *Pretty Space*. @@ -524,7 +524,7 @@ You cannot going to *Pretty Space*, too bad. #(what_is_this_place) What do you mean by `Playground'? Can you explain some more? -#(FRIENDLY_PLACE) ORZ063.wav +#(FRIENDLY_PLACE) orz063.wav Yes. Yes. You say words, then I say. It is fun *in between*. More fun than *dancing*. Many *gravity centers* in *heavy space* make good *party places*. @@ -537,7 +537,7 @@ Now Dnyarri are sleeping, so Orz can *chase* them. Then we can have a *party*. They are even better *campers* than you. Do not feeling bad. You are good enough *campers*, but not yet. -#(ANGRY_PLACE) ORZ064.wav +#(ANGRY_PLACE) orz064.wav Why explaining? You are not a *camper*! You are too *hard*! If you want *words with fluid* then you must be *campers*! Of course you are so silly. That is too much. Do not asking about *playgrounds*. @@ -547,13 +547,13 @@ Silly name is Gamma Vulpeculae. #(may_we_land) Would you mind if we did a bit of exploring on the planet's surface? -#(SURE_LAND) ORZ065.wav +#(SURE_LAND) orz065.wav You are ask if Orz are upset? Orz are not upset. You are *happy campers*. Certainly you are only *slow time* *walkers*. It is not fun on the surface in *slow time*. If you want to go, that is okay. -#(ALLIES_CAN_VISIT) ORZ066.wav +#(ALLIES_CAN_VISIT) orz066.wav Only *campers* can go to the *playground*. *Alliance parties* are often a good idea for better *parties*. Even for *picnics*. @@ -562,7 +562,7 @@ Do you want to be *campers* for the *friendly days*? #(make_alliance) All right, all right. We'll be `campers'. How do we do that? -#(CANT_ALLY_HERE) ORZ067.wav +#(CANT_ALLY_HERE) orz067.wav *Jumping Peppers!* I am *squirting* more *nice colors*. It is the best way! You will be very happy *campers*. Do not be *terrified*. @@ -574,7 +574,7 @@ We are so busy here for starting the *campers*! #(why_busy) What are you busy doing? -#(BUSY_BECAUSE) ORZ068.wav +#(BUSY_BECAUSE) orz068.wav Busy is because Orz have reason. It is secret for *campers*. You must going quickly to my *house*. It is too bad you cannot **HYUIVBHJHG** there @@ -588,27 +588,27 @@ Well, it's been swell, but I really should be going now. #(bye_ally) I could stay and talk all day, but I'm afraid I must go. Farewell, allies! -#(GOODBYE_ALLY) ORZ069.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLY) orz069.wav Yes! We do! Goodbye is the *Game*. Hello!! I am only joke. It is funny enough. Do not forget to *enjoy the sauce*!!! -#(FRIENDLY_TAALO_GOODBYE) ORZ070.wav +#(FRIENDLY_TAALO_GOODBYE) orz070.wav I am so sad myself. You are not here and then I do not think of *parties*. Oh well. It is so much excitement for the next time. You must leave now so then you must come back. Yes. I understand very well. -#(ANGRY_TAALO_GOODBYE) ORZ071.wav +#(ANGRY_TAALO_GOODBYE) orz071.wav Finally you are *absorbing*. I am tired of *spitting* the meaning. Go. It is *happy days* after you are gone. Then I will have enough *juice*. So much the better. -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_1) ORZ072.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_1) orz072.wav Nnnnnngaaaa!!!! I am *squeezing* the *juice*. More and more *juice!* You are *sick* for the last time! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_2) ORZ073.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_2) orz073.wav Nnnnnggggaaaahhhhh!!!!!! It is *dancing*!!!! diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/pkunk/pkunk.txt b/sc2/content/comm/pkunk/pkunk.txt index ab0ce3c33..0f21c0cfa 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/pkunk/pkunk.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/pkunk/pkunk.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(GIVE_SPINDLE) PKUNK000.wav +#(GIVE_SPINDLE) pkunk000.wav Give spindle. #(name_1) @@ -15,13 +15,13 @@ The Empire of #(name_41) -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) PKUNK001.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) pkunk001.wav Welcome to our home stars. We are the Pkunk. Pkunk we are. Seekers of the deepest truths, askers of interesting and significant questions. Even now a question of great transcendental significance comes unbidden to our minds. Who are you and what do you want?' -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_3) PKUNK002.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_3) pkunk002.wav Do not be frightened. We are powerful creatures, yes but we could not hurt you anymore than we could squish the helpless Pootworm. We love the Pootworm. We are one with the Pootworm. We are one with you. @@ -30,14 +30,14 @@ Rejoice!! To be one with the Pootworm is to be alive, and why not be alive? Is that not what living is for? -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) PKUNK003.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) pkunk003.wav Greetings and various apropos felicitations! We are Pkunk. Hatchlings of light, spritual soul beings of the vast cosmic oneness wayfarers on the river of destiny, students of the mystical dimensions purveyors of blissful love, birdlike manifestations of glorious light energies from the astral plane. How about yourselves? -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_4) PKUNK004.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_4) pkunk004.wav I sense that you are cautious. You feel that you are not yet ready to enter into the fullness of our compassion. I say to you, Let go!! @@ -47,28 +47,28 @@ Unburden yourself of fears, become as a child once again release yourself to tears of joy! Go. Go now, young one. Go quickly! -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_1) PKUNK005.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_1) pkunk005.wav Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo! What a good day I am having. First my nest mate surprises me with extra fat and spicy grubs for earlymeal, and then I am complimented on my fine display of ceremonial tongs. To top it off, I encounter the human friend, loved by all Pkunk. Can things get any better? -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_2) PKUNK006.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_2) pkunk006.wav The stars are in auspicious alignment, the various significant moons are in the correct houses, and ambient psychic energies are in balance. All is well, and the universe is at peace. Well, actually 2/3 of our civilization has been decimated by the Ilwrath, but besides that, all is well. It is good to see you again. -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_3) PKUNK007.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_3) pkunk007.wav Human! I was just thinking of you! Ah, but I see you are not surprised, and why should you be? Amazing psychic occurences are commonplace for us Pkunk. I am filled with love at the sight of you. Perhaps we can converse together, or just coexist for a few special moments. -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_4) PKUNK008.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_4) pkunk008.wav So fledgling, you have returned for your spiritual training. You seek to be as we Pkunk are. An admirable if somewhat naive goal. Of course, as a loving parent I must push you from the nest. Try as @@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ you might to cling to the side, I must step on your fingers and kick you over the edge. Ah but I cannot. I see those sad Human eyes, and I must give in. My love gushes forth. -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_5) PKUNK009.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_5) pkunk009.wav Ah, Captain human! I was hoping you would return. I have great news! Were you aware that in one of your previous lives, you were Duke Franz Ferdinand? It's true! And before that, you were the Egyptian god-pharoah Atum-ta, the sixth? @@ -87,7 +87,7 @@ It seems that if you are a turnip farmer, a salesman, or something boring like t you aren't reincarnated. When you die you just kind of... cease. Isn't the universe a wacky place? -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_6) PKUNK010.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_6) pkunk010.wav Ah. So once again you come to our region of space. All are welcome to our nest. We are Pkunk, we cannot help but love all. Share our joy. Share our love. Are we not Pkunk? @@ -95,16 +95,16 @@ Yes, I said we were and so we are. Ha ha!! I must laugh and sing for the shear joy of it! This is our way. -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_7) PKUNK011.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_7) pkunk011.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_8) PKUNK012.wav +#(FRIENDLY_SPACE_HELLO_8) pkunk012.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) PKUNK013.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) pkunk013.wav Auspicious portents and serendipitous omens have foretold your arrival. Welcome alien guest to the home of the gentle and playful Pkunk Children of the Cosmic Light @@ -123,60 +123,60 @@ It is an ancient and powerful device built by the Precursors hundreds of thousan What does it do, you ask? I haven't the slightest idea. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) PKUNK014.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) pkunk014.wav Oh jubilation and moderate amounts of spiritual-type ecstasy, our sensitive friend and intimate soulmate has returned to our homeworld, bringing with him his most beautiful aura and radiant smile. How do you fare, Captain? -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) PKUNK015.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) pkunk015.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) PKUNK016.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) pkunk016.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) PKUNK017.wav +#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) pkunk017.wav Captain. We have been expecting you, of course. In fact, you are here because we wished you to be here. By channeling our psychic energies through a transdimensional flux inducer, we are able to affect the low frequency stream of a soul particle such as yourself, and direct its course. The only thing is, we can't remember why we brought you here. -#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) PKUNK018.wav +#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) pkunk018.wav Welcome back, Captain, to our humble planet. It is good, once again, to merge our chakras with the totality of your spiritual essence. We speak, of course, metaphorically. How can we best be of aid to you? -#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) PKUNK019.wav +#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) pkunk019.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) PKUNK020.wav +#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) pkunk020.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_5) PKUNK021.wav +#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_5) pkunk021.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_6) PKUNK022.wav +#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_6) pkunk022.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_7) PKUNK023.wav +#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_7) pkunk023.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? -#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_8) PKUNK024.wav +#(FRIENDLY_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_8) pkunk024.wav Hello human! We are warm and fuzzy with the news of your return. What wisdom do you seek today? #(whats_up_neutral)We are seekers of truth. Enlighten us! -#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_1) PKUNK025.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_1) pkunk025.wav Since you are a perceptive individual, you have noticed that we are physiologically similar to the Yehat. This relationship is not coincidence, for indeed in the Harmonic Realm of Creation, there IS no coincidence. To be more specific, we are an off-shoot of the Yehat species @@ -186,7 +186,7 @@ You see, we create Peace...Tranquility... and Harmony whereas, the Yehat are birds of prey who live in a constant balance of terror with their fellow creatures. -#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_2) PKUNK026.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_2) pkunk026.wav Earth Captain. You would be well advised to use caution when traveling in this area. We must warn you about the presence of a spiritually corrupt and violent race... the Ilwrath. Ah! I see you already know of them. @@ -194,7 +194,7 @@ The Ilwrath appeared almost eight years ago, following a powerful HyperWave broa supposedly from Dogar and Kazon, the dark gods of Death and Pain. Ever since, they have ceaselessly attacked our ships and planets. -#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_3) PKUNK027.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_3) pkunk027.wav Over many long years, we have investigated the mysteries of the Universe the powers of crystal energy regression into past lives @@ -202,14 +202,14 @@ the truth behind crop circles and in doing so we have been Transformed! -#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_4) PKUNK028.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_NEUTRAL_4) pkunk028.wav You may wonder about our name... Pkunk. 'Pkunk' means 'Peace' in our language, and we are devoted to this joyous concept. #(good_reason_1) Turn back! Our most mystical device, the, er... Ouija Board, gave a definite NO when we asked it about your trip. -#(WE_GO_HOME_1) PKUNK029.wav +#(WE_GO_HOME_1) pkunk029.wav Hmm... this is an ominous portent. We must consult our spirit guides before proceeding. Unfortunately, we will have to return home to do this properly. @@ -218,7 +218,7 @@ Thank you for your concern. #(good_reason_2) Didn't you know this is the, um... year of the Swollen Moon? Bad time to travel! -#(WE_GO_HOME_2) PKUNK030.wav +#(WE_GO_HOME_2) pkunk030.wav It IS?! We are so glad you warned us! No time to lose! We'll see you back in our home star systems. @@ -227,19 +227,19 @@ Bye! #(bad_reason_1) Your trip is fruitless. The Yehat will blow you out of the stars. -#(NO_GO_HOME_1) PKUNK031.wav +#(NO_GO_HOME_1) pkunk031.wav No, we are certain that our Yehat siblings are spiritually prepared for our reunion. We shall proceed. #(bad_reason_2) You have left your home star systems unguarded! What if they are invaded? -#(NO_GO_HOME_2) PKUNK032.wav +#(NO_GO_HOME_2) pkunk032.wav Nothing but material possessions, Captain. We Pkunk, having risen to the ninty-ninth psychic plane, plus a tad are far beyond trapping our spiritual needs with crude matter. -#(SENSE_KOHRAH_VICTORY) PKUNK033.wav +#(SENSE_KOHRAH_VICTORY) pkunk033.wav Before we proceed Captain, I must speak. Many of my people have not been sleeping well these past few nights. In fact, I myself did not sleep well last night. Well, actually I slept okay in the first part of the night, and then had @@ -255,7 +255,7 @@ anything you can do to stop them, you must do it... please! Okay, that's all I wanted to say. -#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_1) PKUNK034.wav +#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_1) pkunk034.wav We welcome you to our space, perversely misguided spirits of hostile intent that you are. Perhaps it is simply that your species does not comprehend such subtle concepts as the unification of the inner self child with the universal love stream. @@ -264,7 +264,7 @@ Perhaps if we put it in terms you could understand Killing bad, bad. Is that better? -#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_2) PKUNK035.wav +#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_2) pkunk035.wav Greetings aggressive ones. We extend our wing tip to you in a gesture of unwarranted compassion. Open your heart and become one with your happy self. @@ -272,7 +272,7 @@ Let us help you. Let us heal you. Let us love you. Don't be afraid of love. Are you afraid of love? Are you afraid of yourself? We love you... friend. -#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_3) PKUNK036.wav +#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_3) pkunk036.wav Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo! This is what I say when I am in a good mood. Are you in a good mood today? @@ -281,20 +281,20 @@ Rather than become tense, and fire weapons at other people's ships simply say, `Whoopdy Dee and Trolly Bazoo!' You will feel much better and you will be much more popular. -#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_4) PKUNK037.wav +#(SPIRITUAL_PROBLEMS_4) pkunk037.wav You are what we Pkunk call the `spiritually disenfranchised'. I'm not sure why we call you that, because you don't seem disenfranchised to me just incredibly violent. Anyway, my empathic senses tell me that there is yet hope for you if only you would admit to your emotional depravity. -#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_1) PKUNK038.wav +#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_1) pkunk038.wav Wait! Say nothing, loathsome creature of dark and unnatural vibrations lest you disturb my peaceful and loving state of mind.\n Ah... but it is too late. I must quickly destroy you so that I may return to my state of compassionate bliss. -#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_2) PKUNK039.wav +#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_2) pkunk039.wav Cosmic Disturbance! Cosmic Disturbance!! It is arising from something in the vicinity - some creature of unwholesome habits and loathsome nature. Wait! The trance of PLAM PRIKKY overcomes me and clarifies my vision. @@ -303,7 +303,7 @@ Now I am exhausted and must rest. Ensign, destroy this creature's ship at once. I shall be in my chambers, recuperating. -#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_3) PKUNK040.wav +#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_3) pkunk040.wav Yes. Yes. This is just as it was foretold. You will now open fire on our peaceful, and all but harmless ship missing us by 2.7 of your metric units. @@ -311,7 +311,7 @@ We will then regrettably but efficiently destroy you and continue on our way. Ah, but perhaps you are alarmed by our prescience. Yes. Sometimes it amazes even us Pkunk. -#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_4) PKUNK041.wav +#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_4) pkunk041.wav So it is you! Once again your negative energy threatens to overwhelm my delicate senses. I reel. @@ -320,44 +320,44 @@ Almost I am unable to press the button to activate my ship's armaments. For the sake of all that is good and lovely, I must reach the button must reach it!... -#(MIGRATING_SPACE_1) PKUNK042.wav +#(MIGRATING_SPACE_1) pkunk042.wav We have decided that our Yehat siblings are in need of our love and good counsel. We have waited far too long to return home and heal the wound that has kept our race apart these many centuries. When we arrive in the Serpentis constellation, we will greet our Yehat brethren with warm hugs of affection which I am sure shall be returned in kind. -#(MIGRATING_SPACE_2) PKUNK043.wav +#(MIGRATING_SPACE_2) pkunk043.wav Once more we have set out to return home -- home to our loving, but misguided brothers and sisters. Please do not try to stop us this time. We are firm in our resolve. -#(MIGRATING_SPACE_3) PKUNK044.wav +#(MIGRATING_SPACE_3) pkunk044.wav We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure. We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time. -#(MIGRATING_SPACE_4) PKUNK045.wav +#(MIGRATING_SPACE_4) pkunk045.wav We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure. We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time. -#(MIGRATING_SPACE_5) PKUNK046.wav +#(MIGRATING_SPACE_5) pkunk046.wav We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure. We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time. -#(MIGRATING_SPACE_6) PKUNK047.wav +#(MIGRATING_SPACE_6) pkunk047.wav We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure. We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time. -#(MIGRATING_SPACE_7) PKUNK048.wav +#(MIGRATING_SPACE_7) pkunk048.wav We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure. We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time. -#(MIGRATING_SPACE_8) PKUNK049.wav +#(MIGRATING_SPACE_8) pkunk049.wav We are dedicated to returning home to heal our dysfunctional species structure. We understand that you mean well, but there is nothing you can do to dissuade us this time. #(die_idiot_fools) I have no patience for this absurd idiocy. Prepare yourselves for battle! -#(VERY_WELL) PKUNK050.wav +#(VERY_WELL) pkunk050.wav So, you choose the dark path. I am saddened, and yet I feel a certain exhilaration, for with your destruction the universe will be a better place, and it will be I who cause the change. @@ -365,7 +365,7 @@ the universe will be a better place, and it will be I who cause the change. #(why_insults) Just tell me one thing. Why do you transmit insults during the course of a battle? -#(RELEASE_TENSION) PKUNK051.wav +#(RELEASE_TENSION) pkunk051.wav Unlike certain other species, we Pkunk are an inherently peaceful and loving people. Combat does not come easily to us. In order to be at all effective, we find it necessary to whip ourselves into an emotional frenzy. @@ -373,7 +373,7 @@ In order to be at all effective, we find it necessary to whip ourselves into an #(what_about_you_angry) I require information regarding your species. Comply at once or be destroyed. -#(ABOUT_US_ANGRY) PKUNK052.wav +#(ABOUT_US_ANGRY) pkunk052.wav Information about our species? How nice of you to ask. Well, first of all, our species doesn't go around demanding information from other species. Do you know why? Because it's not nice. @@ -385,7 +385,7 @@ Suddenly I find myself very curious about your species. #(should_be_friends) You are right. Perhaps we should be friends after all. Please forgive my past actions. -#(YES_FRIENDS) PKUNK053.wav +#(YES_FRIENDS) pkunk053.wav Forgive? We Pkunk are hardly in a position to forgive. We ourselves are but spiritual wayfarers on the road to perfection. Admittedly, we are approaching the end of the road, while you are still leaving the driveway -- but we are all @@ -395,18 +395,18 @@ travellers together. "Well, I feel pretty bad about killing you guys and stuff. I'll try not to blow " up any more of your ships. -#(CANT_ASK_FOR_MORE) PKUNK054.wav +#(CANT_ASK_FOR_MORE) pkunk054.wav That's all anyone can do... try. We absolve you of your past wrong-doings. And please, do not thank us. We have taken pity on you and helped you to change your inner self because we have chosen to heal ourselves and we are you and you are us, therefore we help only those who heal themselves, and are thereby helping others. You see? -#(VISIT_OUR_HOMEWORLD) PKUNK055.wav +#(VISIT_OUR_HOMEWORLD) pkunk055.wav If you wish our assistance, you should consult with our wise ones at our homeworld. It's coordinates are 52.2, 52.5. -#(CAN_BE_FRIENDS) PKUNK056.wav +#(CAN_BE_FRIENDS) pkunk056.wav Now that we've cleared the air and can completely trust each other, we'll just tell you where our home planet is located. It is the first planet in the Gamma Krueger system, located at 52.2 : 52.5 on the standard hyperspace starmap. Ah, @@ -415,20 +415,20 @@ now that feels so much better, doesn't it, friend? #(bye_angry) Hello! Is anybody in there? You are a sentient species aren't you? Oh forget it. I'm leaving. -#(GOODBYE_ANGRY) PKUNK057.wav +#(GOODBYE_ANGRY) pkunk057.wav GOODBYE ANGRY #(we_conquer) Avast! Delinquent Alien Birds. You are now being conquered. Submit! -#(WHY_CONQUER) PKUNK058.wav +#(WHY_CONQUER) pkunk058.wav Ah. Yes. Well. At least you are honest. Uh, excuse me if I may be so bold, but exactly why do you want to conquer us? #(conquer_because_1) I conquer for the greater glory of -#(NOT_CONQUER_10) PKUNK058.wav +#(NOT_CONQUER_10) pkunk058.wav Did you say the #(NOT_CONQUER_11) ? We Pkunk have long loved the @@ -438,20 +438,20 @@ Did you say the #(conquer_because_2) It is regrettable, but your resources are needed to fight the war against the Ur-Quan -#(NOT_CONQUER_2) PKUNK061.wav +#(NOT_CONQUER_2) pkunk061.wav It sounds like a good cause but perhaps attacking a peaceful race is not the best way to begin a new, enlightened order. #(must_conquer) Enough! One more word and I will simply open fire. I have come here to conquer you and conquered you shall be. -#(BAD_IDEA) PKUNK062.wav +#(BAD_IDEA) pkunk062.wav You have chosen unwisely, Captain. #(no_conquest) Oh heck. Let's just forget it. I couldn't hurt you guys. -#(GOOD_IDEA) PKUNK063.wav +#(GOOD_IDEA) pkunk063.wav When I first looked at you, Captain, I knew that you were an advanced soul. I turned to my first officer, Chrupp, and said `Chrupp, would you just look at that creature's aura! It's magnificent!' @@ -468,7 +468,7 @@ Perhaps we should introduce ourselves. I am Captain #(we_are_vindicator2) . -#(WHY_YOU_HERE) PKUNK064.wav +#(WHY_YOU_HERE) pkunk064.wav Yes, yes. We know all that. We are not known throughout the galactic sector as powerful psychics for nothing! Of course we already know the answer to this next question too, but we enjoy conversation. @@ -478,7 +478,7 @@ Why have you come here? We have come to your homeworld to offer you aid and assistance. This vessel and its crew are at your service. -#(NEED_HELP) PKUNK065.wav +#(NEED_HELP) pkunk065.wav I am forming a psychic link with you. I sense that you refer to our conflict with the Ilwrath. I sense that you are offering to venture singlehandedly deep into Ilwrath space @@ -491,7 +491,7 @@ Still, I say thank you, Captain. #(we_need_help) I have come to ask you for your help in the fight against the Ur-Quan. -#(GIVE_HELP) PKUNK066.wav +#(GIVE_HELP) pkunk066.wav The fight. Always the fight. We Pkunk are Yin and you are Yang. I suppose the problem is that the Ur-Quan are a little more Yang than you are. Well, be that as it may, we are sympathetic to your concerns. @@ -501,7 +501,7 @@ We were not always the mystical, aloof and yet caring, enlightened beings that w We are on a five year mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no.....well you get the idea. We're kind of exploring. -#(SENSE_DEEPER_CONFLICT) PKUNK067.wav +#(SENSE_DEEPER_CONFLICT) pkunk067.wav I sense a deeper reason, a deeper conflict. A conflict of immense proportion, a proportion of deeper reason. A deeper thing that is not too terribly deep. @@ -512,7 +512,7 @@ Are you sure there isn't something you want to say to me? "Oh ....uh, no reason. We thought we'd just take this baby out for a little cruise " and would you look at where we ended up. -#(REPRESS) PKUNK068.wav +#(REPRESS) pkunk068.wav My telepathic sensors are telling me that you are repressing something. Repress, repress, repress. What is is? Come on. What is it? I see a smile. You're smiling. Tell Pkunky the secret. Come on, nasty alien gonna tell Birdy Pkunky big secret? @@ -520,7 +520,7 @@ You're smiling. Tell Pkunky the secret. Come on, nasty alien gonna tell Birdy #(why_ilwrath_fight) This is just my impression, but they seem rather hostile. Why is that? -#(ILWRATH_FIGHT_BECAUSE) PKUNK069.wav +#(ILWRATH_FIGHT_BECAUSE) pkunk069.wav We have delved most deeply into the dark and greasy heart of the Ilwrath. And what do you suppose we found there? Well, we found a torpid, vile, malign, odious, spiteful spirit. @@ -538,7 +538,7 @@ but always do little bad and annoying things to keep from ending up like the Ilw #(when_fight_start) When was it that they started attacking you? -#(FIGHT_START_WHEN) PKUNK070.wav +#(FIGHT_START_WHEN) pkunk070.wav When? That's easy. It was exactly 27 thousand rotations of the 7th planet in the house of Plarty Fum BEFORE the first alignment of the auspicious constellation of Bis Bis @@ -548,7 +548,7 @@ I guess you would say 8 years ago. #(how_goes_fight) How are you faring in the fight against them? -#(FIGHT_GOES) PKUNK071.wav +#(FIGHT_GOES) pkunk071.wav We have calculated that at our present rate of attrition we will exist only on the spiritual plane in a matter of a year or so. Of course, the physical realm does hold a certain coarse attraction @@ -559,7 +559,7 @@ We will be somewhat disappointed to have to leave it. I seem to be having a little trouble defeating the Ur-Quan Hierarchy. Do you have any helpful advice for me? -#(WAR_GOES_1) PKUNK072.wav +#(WAR_GOES_1) pkunk072.wav Well, not advice exactly, but I can offer you plenty of moral support. Also, I can tell you about another dream. Yes, perhaps I will tell you about my dream. In this dream there was a small creature, fragile @@ -573,7 +573,7 @@ Come to think of it, it really wasn't much of a dream. I would have much preferred Awkky Birdy's dream. Anyway just thought I would tell you about that. -#(WAR_GOES_2) PKUNK073.wav +#(WAR_GOES_2) pkunk073.wav I can only tell you to contemplate the small gobbet stone. The stone is spewed forth from the gullet of a Wart Wumpet to land in a moving stream. Does a fish swallow the stone? Perhaps, but that is not the point. @@ -585,10 +585,10 @@ Even the nasty Charg beast cannot defeat a pack of Ibids without the help of the help of 7 or 8 Wrinkle Dogs. I think you see what I am getting at. -#(WAR_GOES_3) PKUNK074.wav +#(WAR_GOES_3) pkunk074.wav Avoid being disincarnated before your soul is adequately prepared for the transformation. -#(WAR_GOES_4) PKUNK075.wav +#(WAR_GOES_4) pkunk075.wav Seek the path of the trumble cart. Heavily laden, it rocks and weaves, but does it turn over? Only occasionally. You see?\n @@ -599,7 +599,7 @@ They may be found in supergiant stellar systems. #(how_stop_fight) Is there any way to stop the Ilwrath? -#(STOP_FIGHT_LIKE_SO) PKUNK076.wav +#(STOP_FIGHT_LIKE_SO) pkunk076.wav Hmmm. An interesting question. The answer would be..YES! If some benign and loving, yet incredibly destructive and powerful force were to simultaneously rip off all of their legs and drop their putrid egg sacs into steaming pools of molten metal @@ -610,7 +610,7 @@ how could I, when I am filled only with love. #(enough_ilwrath) Let's talk about something else. -#(OK_ENOUGH_ILWRATH) PKUNK077.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_ILWRATH) pkunk077.wav Yes, you're right. Why dwell on the heinous Ilwrath when we could speak of flowers, rainbows, fairies, and crystal magic. Did you know, for example, that there is an invisible fairy spirit at this moment sitting on your head @@ -621,7 +621,7 @@ Nope, they're mysteries! #(what_about_history) What can you tell us of the history of the Pkunk? -#(ABOUT_HISTORY) PKUNK078.wav +#(ABOUT_HISTORY) pkunk078.wav Ah. An intelligent question. But where to begin? Surely you know that we Pkunk were once one and the same species as the Yehat. Yes, it's true. We were once brutal birds of prey, oblivious to the mysteries of crystal magic @@ -637,7 +637,7 @@ that triggered the Harmonic Oscillations that would lead us to become the enligh #(what_about_yehat) What about the Yehat? Are you friendly with them? -#(ABOUT_YEHAT) PKUNK079.wav +#(ABOUT_YEHAT) pkunk079.wav That depends on how you define friendly. We love our Yehat brethren, whereas they open fire on our vessels on sight. Fortunately, our psychic abilities allow us to sense the deep, abiding love @@ -649,7 +649,7 @@ as our destiny is fulfilled and we are once again reunited as one people. #(what_about_culture) What interesting things can you tell us about your culture? -#(ABOUT_CULTURE) PKUNK080.wav +#(ABOUT_CULTURE) pkunk080.wav Just off the top of my beak, I suppose I would say that our culture could be defined as the ultimate unification or Oneness if you will @@ -661,7 +661,7 @@ a culmination of the now essence. #(elaborate_culture) Do you refer to the Now Essence as an extension of the Cosmic Whole, or as a subset of the totality of Oneness? -#(OK_ELABORATE_CULTURE) PKUNK081.wav +#(OK_ELABORATE_CULTURE) pkunk081.wav An excellent question. The answer is in itself, an answer, containing the explanation you seek. And more! Let me just say the revelation includes the mysteries of Pyramid Power @@ -672,7 +672,7 @@ I'm sorry, but I can be no more specific than that. #(what_about_future) Is it true that you can really see into the future? -#(ABOUT_FUTURE) PKUNK082.wav +#(ABOUT_FUTURE) pkunk082.wav Yes it's... uh... wait... a vision comes upon me! A shining light -- a crack in the egg! A swirling vortex... a tunnel. I see my past lives! Your past lives! @@ -685,11 +685,11 @@ Soon we shall return. Soon. #(enough_about_you) I'd love to hear more about your culture, but... the... uh... Oh, would you look at the time. Bye! -#(OK_ENOUGH_ABOUT_US) PKUNK083.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_ABOUT_US) pkunk083.wav Yes, you are right. I should be careful not to overwhelm you with my psychic intensities Perhaps we could talk something less overwhelming, albeit less interesting. -#(ABOUT_US) PKUNK084.wav +#(ABOUT_US) pkunk084.wav Not at all, we are after all a fascinating species. Of course, modesty prevents me from talking at length, although perhaps if you were to ask me specific questions, propriety might be better served. @@ -703,24 +703,24 @@ Your starfleet has left again, why? #(where_fleet_3) Please don't tell me your fleet has left again to go to the Yehat! -#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_1) PKUNK085.wav +#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_1) pkunk085.wav The time has come, Captain, for our reunification with the Yehat. We must proceed. -#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_2) PKUNK086.wav +#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_2) pkunk086.wav We have checked all our chakras and observed our auras. We are prepared for the great melding of we Pkunk with our Yehat siblings. Rejoice with us, Captain! -#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_3) PKUNK087.wav +#(MIGRATING_HOMEWORLD_3) pkunk087.wav Twice before we have been dissuaded from returning to our ancestral nest from joining our long-lost Yehat brothers and sisters. This time we shall not fail. -#(RETURNING_FROM_YEHAT_1) PKUNK088.wav +#(RETURNING_FROM_YEHAT_1) pkunk088.wav RETURNING FROM YEHAT 1 -#(RETURNING_FROM_YEHAT_2) PKUNK089.wav +#(RETURNING_FROM_YEHAT_2) pkunk089.wav RETURNING FROM YEHAT 2 #(am_worried_1) @@ -732,18 +732,18 @@ Um..., why don't you wait until next year? #(am_worried_3) Look. When your ships get to the Yehat, they will be slaughtered. Order them home. -#(DONT_WORRY_1) PKUNK090.wav +#(DONT_WORRY_1) pkunk090.wav Your concern for our well-being touches us... makes us love you even more. Come here, Captain. Give us a hug. There. Feel better? Can't you see now that we are right, and you are wrong? Please don't worry. Everything will turn out all right. -#(DONT_WORRY_2) PKUNK091.wav +#(DONT_WORRY_2) pkunk091.wav Captain... young, immature, naive Captain. We know what we are doing. Trust us. -#(DONT_WORRY_3) PKUNK092.wav +#(DONT_WORRY_3) pkunk092.wav Perhaps you are right. Maybe this whole thing is a stupid mistake. I know what I should do! I should call up all our ships right now and... Wait! What was that? What just flew past my window? @@ -757,7 +757,7 @@ We cannot be moved. Farewell Captain, farewell! #(form_alliance) We are friendly beings who seek to establish friendly relations with your species. -#(GO_TO_HOMEWORLD) PKUNK093.wav +#(GO_TO_HOMEWORLD) pkunk093.wav Although we Pkunk have no rank, no pecking order, no arbitrary scheme of dominance we do recognize that some of the souls in this universe have lived many lives while others are but spiritual tyros. @@ -770,21 +770,21 @@ Seek those wise birds at our homeworld, at Gamma Krueger I. They have all the an #(can_you_help) We are dedicated to fighting the Ur-Quan Hierarchy. Can you help us? -#(GO_TO_HOMEWORLD_AGAIN) PKUNK094.wav +#(GO_TO_HOMEWORLD_AGAIN) pkunk094.wav See the wise ones at our homeworld, Captain. Go to Gamma Krueger for your answers. #(hostile_greeting) Hey! Bird-brains! Got any fruit loops? Har-har-har! -#(DONT_BE_HOSTILE) PKUNK095.wav +#(DONT_BE_HOSTILE) pkunk095.wav Ah, an insult... a sometimes necessary and constructive release of tension. Now perhaps you feel better, and we can deal with your real problems. #(obey) You must obey my commands. Fulfill my every whim! -#(NO_OBEY) PKUNK096.wav +#(NO_OBEY) pkunk096.wav Though you are far too crude and stupid to realize this, Captain we ARE fulfilling your every whim, your every desire. It is just that you don't know what you really want. We do. @@ -794,35 +794,35 @@ you wish us to punish you for your arrogance and bellicosity. #(neutral_bye_space) Duty calls. I must go now. -#(NEUTRAL_GOODBYE_SPACE) PKUNK097.wav +#(NEUTRAL_GOODBYE_SPACE) pkunk097.wav Yes, by all means, if duty is calling. I'm sure we'll see each other again. Perhaps when the stars are aligned in an appropriate configuration. Yes, my inner voice is telling me that is correct. When the stars align, Captain... -#(SHIP_GIFT) PKUNK098.wav +#(SHIP_GIFT) pkunk098.wav Since you are our friends our good friends! we want to give you a gift... several Pkunk Fury starships, fully crewed. If you return in a year's time, perhaps we will be able to give you some more. -#(NO_ROOM) PKUNK099.wav +#(NO_ROOM) pkunk099.wav Alas, you do not possess sufficient room in your fleet for all of the ships we wish to give you. Ah, well. We shall have to do the best we can. #(friendly_bye_space) Adios Pkunkos. -#(FRIENDLY_GOODBYE_SPACE) PKUNK100.wav +#(FRIENDLY_GOODBYE_SPACE) pkunk100.wav Goodbye Captain. When the crystal spheres once more rotate into harmonic union we shall meet again. #(bye_friendly) Goodbye guys. See ya later. -#(GOODBYE_FRIENDLY) PKUNK101.wav +#(GOODBYE_FRIENDLY) pkunk101.wav Farewell kind human. Return soon. -#(ALMOST_ALLIANCE) PKUNK102.wav +#(ALMOST_ALLIANCE) pkunk102.wav Let us unite and form an alliance!! We will provide you with all of the crew, ships, and resources that you desire. We will give you.....wait! I sense that you are offended by our crass material offer. @@ -831,13 +831,13 @@ We shall give you what all others could not! The greatest of gifts! We shall gi "Ah, you are speechless. Do not talk now. I can feel the energy connecting us." Let us part while the silence remains. Farewell... -#(INIT_NO_ROOM) PKUNK103.wav +#(INIT_NO_ROOM) pkunk103.wav but wait! before we go, we would give you a small token of our love 4 of our meager ships, fully crewed but alas, you do not possess sufficient room in your fleet for all of the ships we wish to give you. Ah, well. Such are the vagaries of life... -#(INIT_SHIP_GIFT) PKUNK104.wav +#(INIT_SHIP_GIFT) pkunk104.wav but wait! before we go, as a small token of our love not as a material gift, mind you, we give you 4 of our meager ships, fully crewed. Good luck! @@ -845,13 +845,13 @@ Good luck! #(suit_yourself) Suit yourself -#(GOODBYE_MIGRATION) PKUNK105.wav +#(GOODBYE_MIGRATION) pkunk105.wav And now we return to the golden path. Our Yehat brethren await. #(what_about_ilwrath) Would you mind if I asked you a few things about the Ilwrath? -#(ABOUT_ILWRATH) PKUNK106.wav +#(ABOUT_ILWRATH) pkunk106.wav Why should we mind? We bear the spidery creatures no ill will. Without darkness there is no light. Without death there is no birth and thanks to the Ilwrath there's lots of birth. @@ -859,14 +859,14 @@ and thanks to the Ilwrath there's lots of birth. #(whats_up_space) What's news? -#(SHIPS_AT_HOME) PKUNK107.wav +#(SHIPS_AT_HOME) pkunk107.wav If there was such a thing as a coincidence I would say `What a coincidence that you should ask!' As it is, everything is for a reason. Clearly you ask because you are meant to ask. Just as I am meant to tell you that there are several fine Pkunk ships waiting for you at our homeworld. Use them in good health, and with love. -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) PKUNK108.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) pkunk108.wav Ahh, vague omens and mysterious portents. Tangled webs of fate intertwined with the branches of destiny, blown by the capricious winds of happenstance. News, news....uh, actually there is some news! @@ -876,7 +876,7 @@ We don't know who this hoax would have been perpetrated by but it seems someone has used these fictitious gods to send the Ilwrath down on us. -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) PKUNK109.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) pkunk109.wav Well, we are quite sure now that Dogar and Kazon are a hoax. Aside from never having seen them on the 4th astral plane where most gods like to hang out we also recently went back and listened carefully to a recording of one of their broadcasts @@ -885,7 +885,7 @@ We were able to detect some giggling at the end of the message. Someone out there is playing some kind of joke on the Ilwrath. Or is it a joke on us? We're not quite sure, but it may be awhile before we can look back and fully appreciate the humor. -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) PKUNK110.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) pkunk110.wav News? Here is news. Did you know that the lovely clear spindle which we gave you is actually part of a larger device which has two other pieces? The function and origin of this alien artifact are unknown to us @@ -893,7 +893,7 @@ but we thought that the charming little spindle, on its own, made quite a handy not to mention a catchy conversation starter. So clear and so pretty. We hope you like it. -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) PKUNK111.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) pkunk111.wav I believe we may have mentioned that the clear spindle thing-a-ma-jig has two other pieces that fit together with it. Just the other day one of our psychics, while in the Trance of Plam Prikky @@ -904,7 +904,7 @@ grasped by the greedy hands of a Foul Race deep in Persei. The sphere waits~ In a tiny voice it calls for its two mates. `Where are you, where are you, Clear Spindle Thing-a-ma-jig and other thing?' -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_5) PKUNK112.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_5) pkunk112.wav Back to the Clear Spindle business, we have had another telepathic revelation regarding this. This time, an old and venerable Pkunk named Awkky Birdy has had a dream sent to him by his spirit guide, Bosco. In the dream, Awkky Birdy is surrounded by a sea of young Pkunk Females @@ -917,22 +917,22 @@ In a fit of ecstasy he screams out the word, `DRACONIS!!!!' and then the lights dim, and with a smile on his face Awkky Birdy sleeps. Quite a dream, eh? -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_6) PKUNK113.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_6) pkunk113.wav Yes. We have good news! Well, that is to say, we have no news. But it is good news. Hmmmmm. This is your expression, human Captain. We Pkunk do not pretend to understand it. -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_7) PKUNK114.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_7) pkunk114.wav I am afraid that our good, no-news is still the same. -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_8) PKUNK115.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_8) pkunk115.wav I am afraid that our good, no-news is still the same. #(tell_my_fortune) I've always wanted my fortune told. Would you mind? -#(FORTUNE_IS_1) PKUNK116.wav +#(FORTUNE_IS_1) pkunk116.wav Not at all. You are an open book to me. Ahhh, how quaint your little life is. So refreshing. Anyway, I see in your future, that you will be jumping across the galaxy @@ -941,7 +941,7 @@ This ability you shall receive from a mysterious, and yet somehow I sense, lovab called ArilouLaleelay, or LalilouArilay, or LoopylooHappyday, or something like that. Also I sense that you will have 14 children, and die at an early age. -#(FORTUNE_IS_2) PKUNK117.wav +#(FORTUNE_IS_2) pkunk117.wav Let me call upon the spirits of light. Spirits of Light! Hellooo! Spirits!! Ah yes, I feel them approaching. Spirits of Liiiight what is in store for this strange but not altogether unpleasing alien creature?.... @@ -953,7 +953,7 @@ but becuase you made friends with a certain birdlike race they will come to help you at the last minuuuute. Ah, the trance is past. -#(FORTUNE_IS_3) PKUNK118.wav +#(FORTUNE_IS_3) pkunk118.wav I gaze into the all that will be. I follow the tiny thread that is you, Captain. I see shining rocks that sleep. They are annoyed. @@ -961,7 +961,7 @@ Someone is making a great explosion of light. They awaken! They are powerful. They face the one who disturbed them. Captain, that one wears your face. -#(FORTUNE_IS_4) PKUNK119.wav +#(FORTUNE_IS_4) pkunk119.wav Through the haze I see beautiful humanoid women who have been driven from their home. I see a leg moving back and forth. I see their home planet. @@ -972,7 +972,7 @@ She is smiling back. I see you and the woman... oh... um I didn't know humans could do that! The vision ends there. -#(FORTUNE_IS_5) PKUNK120.wav +#(FORTUNE_IS_5) pkunk120.wav I'm afraid that the spirits haven't been particularly cooperative in the past few days. As a matter of fact, our last successful contact with the world beyond was when my cousin Braky channeled an angry 5000 year-old warrior named Rumdumdaddy. @@ -983,16 +983,16 @@ Through Braky's voice, Rumdumdaddy complained that we should all be more respect and stop hassling them all the time, just leave them alone. Ever since then, we can't get squat out of the spirit world. -#(FORTUNE_IS_6) PKUNK121.wav +#(FORTUNE_IS_6) pkunk121.wav Sorry, no can do. The spirits still refuse to answer our calls I think they're on strike or something. -#(FORTUNE_IS_7) PKUNK122.wav +#(FORTUNE_IS_7) pkunk122.wav We have finally made contact with the `other side' and I'm unhappy to say that the terms we've negotiated with them don't really allow for any more looking into your future. Sorry. -#(FORTUNE_IS_8) PKUNK123.wav +#(FORTUNE_IS_8) pkunk123.wav We have exhausted our capacity to foretell your future, Captain. Sorry. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/rebel/rebel.txt b/sc2/content/comm/rebel/rebel.txt index e954531cb..c8b908337 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/rebel/rebel.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/rebel/rebel.txt @@ -1,70 +1,70 @@ -#(REBEL_HELLO_1) REBEL000.wav +#(REBEL_HELLO_1) rebel000.wav HOOT! Welcome to ye, human friend and ally! The revolution has begun and, BRAAK!... Clans flock to our cause! -#(REBEL_HELLO_2) REBEL001.wav +#(REBEL_HELLO_2) rebel001.wav Greetings friend from Earth, BRAAK! The head of our revolution, Cheep-Guava, has led us to many great victories. We have cleaned the Royalist traitors from five star systems! -#(REBEL_HELLO_3) REBEL002.wav +#(REBEL_HELLO_3) rebel002.wav BRAAK! A greeting to ye, Captain! We hope yer battles have been fierce and yer enemies, HOOT!.. are left in ruin. Now what can we be doing fer ye? -#(REBEL_HELLO_4) REBEL003.wav +#(REBEL_HELLO_4) rebel003.wav Hello Captain. What are you needing from us this day? BRAAK! #(how_goes_revolution) How is the revolution going? -#(REBEL_REVOLUTION_1) REBEL004.wav +#(REBEL_REVOLUTION_1) rebel004.wav We have cleaned the Royalist traitors from five systems and even the Veep-Kreep Clan is joining with us against the false Queen! -#(REBEL_REVOLUTION_2) REBEL005.wav +#(REBEL_REVOLUTION_2) rebel005.wav It is a sad thing, this battle that has pitched Clan against Clan, ship against ship I myself have sent three Royalist Terminators and their brave crew to the Great Beyond! AWK! What a waste. We pray that the struggle ends quickly. -#(REBEL_REVOLUTION_3) REBEL006.wav +#(REBEL_REVOLUTION_3) rebel006.wav Though we have taken grave losses -- lost brave and true shipmates the enemy -- the fake Queen and her cronies, have suffered far worse. -#(REBEL_REVOLUTION_4) REBEL007.wav +#(REBEL_REVOLUTION_4) rebel007.wav Our victory is in sight, just beyond the next battle or perhaps the next. #(any_ships) Do you have any ships available to join our fleet? -#(NO_ROOM) REBEL008.wav +#(NO_ROOM) rebel008.wav The question is moot, HOOT!... is it not, since ye have no room fer such ships in yer fleet. -#(HAVE_ALL_SHIPS) REBEL009.wav +#(HAVE_ALL_SHIPS) rebel009.wav We are honored to help ye, Captain! We shall attach four Terminators to yer fleet immediately. -#(HAVE_FEW_SHIPS) REBEL010.wav +#(HAVE_FEW_SHIPS) rebel010.wav We are happy assisting ye, Captain. We shall provide ye with enough of our Terminator vessels to complete yer fleet. Fight well with them, Captain. They are our best and brightest. -#(NO_SHIPS_YET) REBEL011.wav +#(NO_SHIPS_YET) rebel011.wav AWK! Alas, as yet we have no ships which we can be making available to ye at this time. However, if ye return at a later date, perhaps then we shall have something fer ye. #(give_info_rebels) Would you share some information with us? -#(WHAT_INFO) REBEL012.wav +#(WHAT_INFO) rebel012.wav Of course! What knowledge do ye seek? #(what_about_royalty) Can you tell me about your Royal Family? -#(ABOUT_ROYALTY) REBEL013.wav +#(ABOUT_ROYALTY) rebel013.wav The FALSE Royals, ye should say, Captain! To understand our relationship with the Veep-Neep Queens, ye must first learn a bit of our history. In the ancient past, we Yehat were little more than a collection of warring Clans. @@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ and we shall fight Clan against Clan until only the bloody feathers remain. #(what_about_war) Tell me about the end of the War. -#(ABOUT_WAR) REBEL014.wav +#(ABOUT_WAR) rebel014.wav I will describe these events, Captain. They make fer a tale, Captain, wrought with sadness... and heroism!... and betrayal. After the Chenjesu, Mmrnmhrm and yer species were defeated @@ -117,7 +117,7 @@ and the Dreadnoughts moved toward the homeworld. #(what_about_urquan) How were the Shofixti defeated? -#(ABOUT_URQUAN) REBEL015.wav +#(ABOUT_URQUAN) rebel015.wav As we abandoned the Shofixti to the oncoming Ur-Quan armada we watched the situation on the sterile displays of our long-range sensors. Suddenly the screens flared and went black... burnt out! We ran to the windows @@ -144,7 +144,7 @@ like a miniature super nova. #(what_about_vux) Do you know anything about the VUX? -#(ABOUT_VUX) REBEL016.wav +#(ABOUT_VUX) rebel016.wav The grotesque monsters? They are an effete and bigoted race, unworthy prey with one exception... General ZEX. He commanded the entire VUX fleet during the Great War @@ -159,7 +159,7 @@ We have heard that he spends his time pursuing his hobby, though we do not know #(what_about_clue) How can we defeat the Ur-Quan? -#(ABOUT_CLUE) REBEL017.wav +#(ABOUT_CLUE) rebel017.wav If I were ye, brave human, I'd probably be seeking the focus of the Ur-Quan's power and do whatever is necessary to destroy it. We may have a hint as to just what that weak spot is. @@ -175,16 +175,16 @@ but ye are never going to defeat the Ur-Quan Hierarchy until ye eliminate their #(enough_info) That's sufficient information for now. -#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) REBEL018.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) rebel018.wav If you need to know anything more, just ask. #(bye_rebel) Goodbye brave rebels. Viva la Revolution! -#(GOODBYE_REBEL) REBEL019.wav +#(GOODBYE_REBEL) rebel019.wav Goodbye human comrade. Fight well! -#(YEHAT_CAVALRY) REBEL020.wav +#(YEHAT_CAVALRY) rebel020.wav Greetings human friend! We know ye are about to be attacking the Sa-Matra and probably don't like being interrupted, but we have important news!... The Rebellion is WON! We are VICTORIOUS! @@ -203,12 +203,12 @@ Now, Captain, together we can attack the Sa-Matra! BRAAK! HOOT! HOOT! #(what_about_pkunk_rebel) We have encountered an offshoot of your species, the Pkunk. Tell us about them. -#(PKUNK_ABSORBED_REBEL) REBEL021.wav +#(PKUNK_ABSORBED_REBEL) rebel021.wav The Pkunk have been absorbed. They are no more. This is how it should be. Now the matter is settled, human. Do not be bringing it up again... BRAAK! -#(HATE_PKUNK_REBEL) REBEL022.wav +#(HATE_PKUNK_REBEL) rebel022.wav BRAAAK! CLACK!! HISS!! CLACK!! The cowards live?!! HISS!! It is unbelievable!! AWK! It is a SAD, SAD day to be hearing this thing from ye, human. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt b/sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt index d138c0ea6..028bbceca 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt @@ -21,25 +21,25 @@ Tanaka -#(HOSTILE_KATANA_1) SHOFI000.WAV +#(HOSTILE_KATANA_1) shofi000.wav I, Katana the Warrior, have travelled for long years through space to finally come home only to witness you blasting my brother to atoms! Now you die! -#(HOSTILE_KATANA_2) SHOFI001.WAV +#(HOSTILE_KATANA_2) shofi001.wav The Ur-Quan has returned! How unusually brave for a leprous, non-functional sex organ, like yourself. -#(HOSTILE_KATANA_3) SHOFI002.WAV +#(HOSTILE_KATANA_3) shofi002.wav Evil murderer, you think to taunt me. Ha! And again I say, Ha! I have faced far worse than you You pitiful imitation of six-weeks dead Dhrang! -#(HOSTILE_KATANA_4) SHOFI003.WAV +#(HOSTILE_KATANA_4) shofi003.wav I swear by the hero, Daikon, this time I will kill you. -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_1) SHOFI004.WAV +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_1) shofi004.wav Attention huge alien vessel! Though most of my sensory instruments are malfunctioning my mass indicator shows the huge size vessel @@ -51,54 +51,54 @@ all six of my sisters in fact, my entire species. Prepare to die! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_2) SHOFI005.WAV +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_2) shofi005.wav Ah, so the cowardly slug-spawn has returned! You were most fortunate last time, you hideous, pouchless freak but this time I shall surely destroy your vessel you slithering eater of putrid hairballs. -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_3) SHOFI006.WAV +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_3) shofi006.wav I see you're back for even more humiliation, you flatulent, Ur-Quan pus-cup. -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_4) SHOFI007.WAV +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_4) shofi007.wav I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_5) SHOFI008.WAV +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_5) shofi008.wav I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_6) SHOFI009.WAV +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_6) shofi009.wav I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_7) SHOFI010.WAV +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_7) shofi010.wav I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_8) SHOFI011.WAV +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_8) shofi011.wav I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! #(dont_attack) Don't attack -- we're not the Ur-Quan! We're your allies! -#(TYPICAL_PLOY) SHOFI012.WAV +#(TYPICAL_PLOY) shofi012.wav A typical Ur-Quan gambit... which has failed. And now I howl the scream of death -- Kyaiee! #(hey_stop) Hey, stop shooting! Someone could get hurt! -#(ONLY_STOP) SHOFI013.WAV +#(ONLY_STOP) shofi013.wav I will only stop when you are dead. Kyaiee! #(look_you_are) Look, you're getting me REALLY pissed-off! Stop attacking and talk! -#(TOO_BAD) SHOFI014.WAV +#(TOO_BAD) shofi014.wav Too bad. Kyaiee! #(dont_know) Don't you know the war is over? -#(NEVER) SHOFI015.WAV +#(NEVER) shofi015.wav For me, Tanaka the Warrior, it will never be over. Kyaiee! @@ -107,14 +107,14 @@ Look #(look1) , the war is over -- really! -#(FOR_YOU) SHOFI016.WAV +#(FOR_YOU) shofi016.wav For you perhaps, fat cowardly lard-log. Kyaiee! #(no_bloodshed) There is no point in further bloodshed. -#(YES_BLOODSHED) SHOFI017.WAV +#(YES_BLOODSHED) shofi017.wav Oh yes there is! When you have shed enough blood, You Will Die! Kyaiee! @@ -122,40 +122,40 @@ Kyaiee! #(dont_want_to_fight) Gee, if that's the way you feel, then I'll be on my way. -#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_1) SHOFI018.WAV +#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_1) shofi018.wav Oh no you don't Kyaiee! -#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_2) SHOFI019.WAV +#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_2) shofi019.wav Oh no you don't Kyaiee! -#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_3) SHOFI020.WAV +#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_3) shofi020.wav Oh no you don't Kyaiee! -#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_4) SHOFI021.WAV +#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_4) shofi021.wav Oh no you don't Kyaiee! #(no_one_insults) No one insults us like that you toothless, piebald, impotent roof-rabbit! -#(YOU_LIMP) SHOFI022.WAV +#(YOU_LIMP) shofi022.wav You limp, bloodless sack of decaying flesh Ur-Quan! You die! Kyaiee! #(mighty_words) Those are mighty words from a dripping, snout-rotted little furball! -#(HANG_YOUR) SHOFI023.WAV +#(HANG_YOUR) shofi023.wav I will hang your withered reproductive organs from my posterior monitor! Kyaiee! #(donkey_breath) Look donkey breath - one more insult and it's vapor city for you! -#(DGRUNTI) SHOFI024.WAV +#(DGRUNTI) shofi024.wav Why you wallowing, phlegm-filled Dgrunti belly-licker, you hey Ur-Quans never insulted me before! @@ -177,21 +177,21 @@ WHO YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL -- YOU IDIOT, MORON RATHEAD! #(i_am_guy) I am the guy who called you donkey-breath, you violent little varmint. -#(SO_SORRY) SHOFI025.WAV +#(SO_SORRY) shofi025.wav Oh. I am sorriest I must be reprimanded. When we report back to Star Control... -#(MUST_UNDERSTAND) SHOFI026.WAV +#(MUST_UNDERSTAND) shofi026.wav Hyai! What a fool I am! When you failed to launch fighter craft, I should have guessed. Just one of those mistakes you make in war... -#(NICE_BUT_WHAT_IS_DONKEY) SHOFI027.WAV +#(NICE_BUT_WHAT_IS_DONKEY) shofi027.wav Ah, Earth humor! Very funny . Ha-ha-ha! But what is don... -#(IS_DEFEAT_TRUE) SHOFI028.WAV +#(IS_DEFEAT_TRUE) shofi028.wav Suddenly your words ring in my ears...`the war is over.' Captain, is this true? Have the Ur-Quan been destroyed? Has the ultimate sacrifice of my people resulted in freedom for the Alliance? @@ -205,7 +205,7 @@ I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the Alliance got its butt blasted. #(clobbered) Er... maybe we should talk about this later. -#(VERY_SAD_KILL_SELF) SHOFI029.WAV +#(VERY_SAD_KILL_SELF) shofi029.wav HYAIEEE! GYAIEEE! IEEE! @@ -215,14 +215,14 @@ I must die!!!! #(important_duty) No, wait, Shofixti! I have an important duty for you to perform. -#(WHAT_DUTY) SHOFI030.WAV +#(WHAT_DUTY) shofi030.wav What might that be? #(need_you_for_duty) Shofixti, I am now your new commander. I order you not to kill yourself. You are to remain here and guard your solar system. -#(OK_WILL_BE_SENTRY) SHOFI031.WAV +#(OK_WILL_BE_SENTRY) shofi031.wav Very well, Captain. I will do as you have ordered. I will remain here until you have further orders. Goodbye. @@ -230,7 +230,7 @@ Goodbye. #(dont_do_it) Don't do it, old Warrior! You still have much to live for! -#(YES_I_DO_IT) SHOFI032.WAV +#(YES_I_DO_IT) shofi032.wav Like what?! My race is dead. My world is an airless rock. And I've seen all my FunRoms at least a hundred times. My life is over. @@ -241,7 +241,7 @@ Unless you want to annihilate me yourself. #(go_ahead) Fine. Go ahead. Kill yourself, you violent little weasel. -#(ON_SECOND_THOUGHT) SHOFI033.WAV +#(ON_SECOND_THOUGHT) shofi033.wav Wait! I have had a sudden realization! If you are here, in such an amazing ship that means there is yet hope to defeat the evil Ur-Quan pus-dogs! @@ -260,7 +260,7 @@ I can give you the opportunity to replenish your species. #(hope_you_have) Shofixti, I have something a lot better than FunRoms. Are you interested? -#(SOUNDS_GREAT_BUT_HOW) SHOFI034.WAV +#(SOUNDS_GREAT_BUT_HOW) shofi034.wav I am intrigued, Captain, but what are you talking about? #(females) @@ -272,7 +272,7 @@ We can make available a bevy of fecund Shofixti nubiles. #(rat_babes) What would you say to rat-babes galore? -#(LEAPING_HAPPINESS) SHOFI035.WAV +#(LEAPING_HAPPINESS) shofi035.wav Great leaping mounds of happiness! You shall be honored forever, Captain, as the savior of the Shofixti race! I have been granted the ultimate reward, er.. duty. @@ -289,7 +289,7 @@ Farewell #(bye1) . -#(GOODBYE0) SHOFI036.WAV +#(GOODBYE0) shofi036.wav Goodbye Captain #(GOODBYE1) . @@ -299,20 +299,20 @@ So what were you doing here #(why_here1) ? -#(I_GUARD) SHOFI037.WAV +#(I_GUARD) shofi037.wav I guard the homeworld. I seek revenge against its destroyers, the Ur-Quan and their vile battle thralls. I await the return of the hero Daikon and the rebirth of my species. #(where_world) Where is your life-filled homeworld, Kyabetsu? -#(BLEW_IT_UP) SHOFI038.WAV +#(BLEW_IT_UP) shofi038.wav We blew up the sun, heh, heh, heh! #(how_survive) If your sun went nova, how did you survive? -#(NOT_HERE) SHOFI039.WAV +#(NOT_HERE) shofi039.wav I wasn't here when they made the sun nova. I was off close to the coreward front. I had been cut off from my squadron, and had to travel home alone. @@ -320,7 +320,7 @@ I had been cut off from my squadron, and had to travel home alone. #(what_happened) So what happened to your ship? -#(MET_VUX) SHOFI040.WAV +#(MET_VUX) shofi040.wav The shortest, straight-line path home from the front was through VUX space. Unfortunately, a VUX Intruder was able to affix some of those vile limpet things to my ship and I had to return home at a greatly diminished speed. @@ -334,16 +334,16 @@ I'd never seen a planet like that before, so maybe you should check it out? #(glory_device) When we were fighting, why didn't you use your Glory Device? -#(SWITCH_BROKE) SHOFI041.WAV +#(SWITCH_BROKE) shofi041.wav The switch broke. #(bye) Goodbye, Tanaka. -#(GOODBYE) SHOFI042.WAV +#(GOODBYE) shofi042.wav Good hunting. -#(FRIENDLY_HELLO0) SHOFI043.WAV +#(FRIENDLY_HELLO0) shofi043.wav Greetings Captain #(FRIENDLY_HELLO1) . It is good to see you and the @@ -355,7 +355,7 @@ What's your report #(report1) ? -#(NOTHING_NEW0) SHOFI044.WAV +#(NOTHING_NEW0) shofi044.wav Nothing new to report #(NOTHING_NEW1) , sir. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/slyhome/slyhome.txt b/sc2/content/comm/slyhome/slyhome.txt index f3b51d66a..fb2698a53 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/slyhome/slyhome.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/slyhome/slyhome.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(HELLO_1) SLYHO000.wav +#(HELLO_1) slyho000.wav Hello visitor! We are the Slylandro. I am Content To Hover a Slylandro Speaker. @@ -6,23 +6,23 @@ Your presence here fills us with excitement! We have gotten so few visitors over these many Drahn. We hope you can stay to talk with us for a time. -#(HELLO_2) SLYHO001.wav +#(HELLO_2) slyho001.wav You return with great speed. In the last five Drahn, we have had only one visitor. and now you have come twice in but a single Drahnasa. How wonderful! -#(HELLO_3) SLYHO002.wav +#(HELLO_3) slyho002.wav Welcome back human Traveller! We hope your journeys have brought you new insights that you will share with us. -#(HELLO_4) SLYHO003.wav +#(HELLO_4) slyho003.wav Welcome back human Traveller! We hope your journeys have brought you new insights that you will share with us. -#(RECALL_PROGRAM_1) SLYHO004.wav +#(RECALL_PROGRAM_1) slyho004.wav Ah! human Traveller. We have news. One of our probes finally returned home and we have been able to reconfigure it @@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ I am #(we_are_us2) . What the heck are you? -#(TERRIBLY_EXCITING) SLYHO005.wav +#(TERRIBLY_EXCITING) slyho005.wav Oh, this is terribly exciting! We will be happy to tell you about ourselves if you will please, please do the same. @@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ but inform other races of our presence here as well! #(happy_to_tell_more) Exactly how long is a `Drahn'? -#(TELL_MORE) SLYHO006.wav +#(TELL_MORE) slyho006.wav The Drahn is our primary unit of time. It lasts for an interval equivalent to four million rotations of our planet. @@ -64,7 +64,7 @@ Now please... our turn! Will you tell us about yourselves?! #(would_you_like_to_know_more) We would be happy to tell you more about our people. -#(YES_TELL_MORE) SLYHO007.wav +#(YES_TELL_MORE) slyho007.wav Yes! Yes! Please do! Who ARE you?! Where are you from? Why have you come here? Do you know of any other intelligent races? @@ -73,7 +73,7 @@ Please! Tell us everything, EVERYTHING! #(we_come_from_earth) Most of us come from a large, rocky world called Earth. -#(OK_EARTH) SLYHO008.wav +#(OK_EARTH) slyho008.wav Yes! That seems to be the pattern. Just about everyone who comes by here says they developed on a world a lot like that. @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ so maybe there are others like us Slylandro out there somewhere. #(we_explore) We travel the galaxy in starships, seeking knowledge and contact with other sentients. -#(OK_EXPLORE) SLYHO009.wav +#(OK_EXPLORE) slyho009.wav That must be great! To leave your planet, and roam the stars! You don't know how monotonous living on a gas giant for three or four Drahn can be. Clouds, clouds, clouds. Wind. Lightning. Clouds, clouds, clouds. That's it! @@ -100,7 +100,7 @@ so generally, that's what we think the clouds look like. #(we_fight_urquan) Our primary objective right now is to free ourselves from the Evil Ur-Quan. -#(URQUAN_NICE_GUYS) SLYHO010.wav +#(URQUAN_NICE_GUYS) slyho010.wav The Ur-Quan?! The long brownish guys from the Milieu with all the eyes and arms? They used to come visit us regularly about three Drahns ago. They told us about all the interesting things they found from their scouting missions. @@ -109,7 +109,7 @@ They were really nice! Why do you fight with them? #(not_same_urquan) I think you are confused. Those aren't the Ur-Quan we're talking about. Ours are green. -#(PERSONALITY_CHANGE) SLYHO011.wav +#(PERSONALITY_CHANGE) slyho011.wav But the Ur-Quan were such good guys! They had lots of interesting things to tell us about and they never got impatient with our questions. @@ -119,7 +119,7 @@ like turning green and evil. #(we_gather) We are particularly interested in studying unusual planets and life forms. -#(MAYBE_INTERESTED) SLYHO012.wav +#(MAYBE_INTERESTED) slyho012.wav Oh! Then you should go check out a planet orbiting a blue star not too far from here. I think there is another blue star right next to it. We can't desribe exactly where it is, but the people who told us about it @@ -130,13 +130,13 @@ there were only ten of the planets in this part of the galaxy. #(enough_about_me) That's enough about us, for now. -#(OK_ENOUGH_YOU) SLYHO013.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_YOU) slyho013.wav Okay, but please, can we talk about you some more later? #(what_other_visitors) Probes? What probes are you talking about? -#(VISITORS) SLYHO014.wav +#(VISITORS) slyho014.wav You know, it's funny. We hadn't heard from the outside galaxy in a whole Drahnasa and then the Melnorme come by and sell us a probe and just a few hundred rotations later, YOU show up! @@ -151,7 +151,7 @@ anyway, in exchange for our information, they gave us a probe vessel. #(any_other_visitors) Tell me about the other races who have visited you over the years. -#(LONG_AGO) SLYHO015.wav +#(LONG_AGO) slyho015.wav Years? Oh.. you mean Drahn. Well, let's see... there was the Melnorme just a few rotations back then we go all the way back over three Drahn ago to the Ur-Quan @@ -160,7 +160,7 @@ and the other Milieu guys... the Yuli and the Drann, I think. #(what_about_sentient_milieu) Milieu? What is the Milieu and who are the Yuli and the Drall? -#(MET_TAALO_THEY_ARE_FROM) SLYHO016.wav +#(MET_TAALO_THEY_ARE_FROM) slyho016.wav Hmmm... let me remember... that was a long, long time ago... I was only a nymph then ah, yes... that's it! The Sentient Milieu was a cooperative association of sentient alien species @@ -172,7 +172,7 @@ then suddenly the visits stopped and we haven't heard from them since. #(who_else) Were there any other visitors here besides the Melnorme and Milieu races? -#(PRECURSORS) SLYHO017.wav +#(PRECURSORS) slyho017.wav Yes, there was another race... a highly sophisticated species of shaggy giants who made repeated trips to our world over a period of several Drahn. They even installed a broadcasting satellite in orbit around our world @@ -183,7 +183,7 @@ I'm sorry, I can't remember their names. It was a long long time ago. #(precursors_yow) Yow! That sounds like the Precursors! What else can you tell us about this race? -#(ABOUT_PRECURSORS) SLYHO018.wav +#(ABOUT_PRECURSORS) slyho018.wav I wish I knew more of the information you seek, Traveller but we last saw the Shaggy Ones just over 39 Drahn ago and very little from that era has remained intact in our history chants. @@ -202,7 +202,7 @@ and they didn't tell us exactly where `somewhere' was. #(must_know_more) This is EXTREMELY important to us! Don't you know any more? -#(ALL_WE_KNOW) SLYHO019.wav +#(ALL_WE_KNOW) slyho019.wav No, I have told you... one moment, Joyous Lifting transmits. Joyous Lifting has remembered something else @@ -218,20 +218,20 @@ That is all we can remember. #(who_are_you) Pardon me, but who exactly are you again? -#(WE_ARE_SLY) SLYHO020.wav +#(WE_ARE_SLY) slyho020.wav We are the Slylandro, a race of kind, curious gas bag people. #(like_more_about_you) Hmmm. Sounds interesting! Tell us more. -#(SURE_KNOW_WHAT) SLYHO021.wav +#(SURE_KNOW_WHAT) slyho021.wav Certainly, provided you share with us similar information. What would you like to know? #(what_about_home) Tell us about your home... this gas giant planet. -#(ABOUT_HOME) SLYHO022.wav +#(ABOUT_HOME) slyho022.wav Our planet, which we call Source, has no solid surface as yours likely does. Our `world' is the five hundred kilometer band of atmosphere in which we can survive. Below this are the Depths... a dark and hostile region @@ -246,7 +246,7 @@ we grow giddy and behave inappropriately. #(what_about_culture) What can you tell us about your culture? -#(ABOUT_CULTURE) SLYHO023.wav +#(ABOUT_CULTURE) slyho023.wav We have an egalitarian society here. All are equal. Of course, that doesn't stop some people from being stupid fools or jerks. But on a world as huge as Source, where there are no barriers to restrict your travel @@ -260,7 +260,7 @@ and dragged them down to the Depths. #(what_about_history) What about your history? -#(ABOUT_HISTORY) SLYHO024.wav +#(ABOUT_HISTORY) slyho024.wav Since we possess no technology, we have no permanent way to record the passing of events. Instead we use the History Chants... long songs whose rhythms and patterns help prevent the introduction of error into the record. @@ -274,7 +274,7 @@ until ships from the Sentient Milieu arrived. #(what_about_biology) Tell us about your biology. -#(ABOUT_BIOLOGY) SLYHO025.wav +#(ABOUT_BIOLOGY) slyho025.wav Our world, which we call Source has been home to our species for many thousands of Drahn. We evolved from simpler, unimodular beings who thrive in atmospheric convection cells. At first, we were little more than mindless consumers @@ -288,13 +288,13 @@ we are the only species here to achieve intelligence. #(enough_info) Thank you. That's sufficient for now. -#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) SLYHO026.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) slyho026.wav My pleasure. Now let's talk about you and your peoples. #(where_are_you) What are those glowy bits inside of you? -#(DOWN_HERE) SLYHO027.wav +#(DOWN_HERE) slyho027.wav OH MY! I forgot! You creatures see in the visual range and can see our... well our, er... well, WE can't see them Ehhh... Ahem... What I mean to say is... they are... well we use them for @@ -305,14 +305,14 @@ Look, I'd rather if you didn't ask about them, okay? #(thats_impossible_1) I said... WHAT ARE THOSE GLOWY THINGS IN SIDE OF YOU?! -#(NO_ITS_NOT_1) SLYHO028.wav +#(NO_ITS_NOT_1) slyho028.wav Great. Now you've done it! Just look at Sullen Plummet. You've embarrassed her so badly that she can't even regulate her ballast. #(thats_impossible_2) Look, I'm sorry I asked about your... glowy bits. -#(NO_ITS_NOT_2) SLYHO029.wav +#(NO_ITS_NOT_2) slyho029.wav That's okay. Actually, your explicit questions have put Sullen Plummet in an unusual and intriguing mood. I will explore this change more fully when this conversation is over. @@ -320,16 +320,16 @@ I will explore this change more fully when this conversation is over. #(bye) Goodbye Slylandro gas bags. -#(GOODBYE_1) SLYHO030.wav +#(GOODBYE_1) slyho030.wav Goodbye human fluid sack! -#(GOODBYE_2) SLYHO031.wav +#(GOODBYE_2) slyho031.wav Goodbye human fluid sack! #(what_are_probes) Can you give me details about your probes? -#(PROBES_ARE) SLYHO032.wav +#(PROBES_ARE) slyho032.wav Sure, if you are interested. In exchange for information about the life on Source the Melnorme offered to give us a remote exploration probe. It would roam the galaxy gathering information and contacting alien races @@ -339,7 +339,7 @@ and reveal to us everything it had learned! #(know_more_probe) Is that it? The probe can't do anything else? -#(OK_WHAT_MORE_PROBE) SLYHO033.wav +#(OK_WHAT_MORE_PROBE) slyho033.wav Oh yeah! How could I forget... this is the REALLY neat part! The probe was self-replicating! When it wasn't recording data, it would pulverize rocks and stuff @@ -351,7 +351,7 @@ and then we should see an increasing number thereafter. #(where_probes_from) Where exactly did you say you got your probe from? -#(PROBES_FROM_MELNORME) SLYHO034.wav +#(PROBES_FROM_MELNORME) slyho034.wav From the Melnorme Traveller-Traders. It was catalog item 2418... Remote Self-Replicating Robot Explorer Probe the economy model. @@ -359,7 +359,7 @@ the economy model. #(why_sell) Why did the Melnorme sell it to you? -#(SELL_FOR_INFO) SLYHO035.wav +#(SELL_FOR_INFO) slyho035.wav The Melnorme traded it to us for data on the life in Source. They said the information was unique, and was worth oh, I don't really understand their units of exchange @@ -370,13 +370,13 @@ catalog item 2418... Remote Self-Replicating Robot Explorer Probe. #(how_long_ago) How long ago did you get the probe? -#(FIFTY_THOUSAND_ROTATIONS) SLYHO036.wav +#(FIFTY_THOUSAND_ROTATIONS) slyho036.wav Two or three hundred rotations, I guess. #(whats_probes_mission) What was the probe's program? -#(SEEK_OUT_NEW_LIFE) SLYHO037.wav +#(SEEK_OUT_NEW_LIFE) slyho037.wav It was sent on a 500 rotation mission!... ...to seek out new life and new civilizations...to boldly go where no catalog item 2418... Remote Self-Replicating Robot Explorer Probe @@ -385,7 +385,7 @@ had gone before! #(if_only_one) Can you explain the probe's replication ability? -#(THEY_REPLICATE) SLYHO038.wav +#(THEY_REPLICATE) slyho038.wav Well, we're not hardware people, so we only know the theory. What happens is that while the probe is exploring space whenever it's not doing something more important @@ -399,13 +399,13 @@ by now there should be hundreds of probes, maybe even thousands! #(enough_probe) I've heard enough, thanks. -#(OK_ENOUGH_PROBE) SLYHO039.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_PROBE) slyho039.wav Okay, what else can we talk about? #(why_probe_always_attack) Well why then do your probes attack our ships? -#(ONLY_DEFEND) SLYHO040.wav +#(ONLY_DEFEND) slyho040.wav Our probes DO NOT attack! They have only defensive capabilities. Offensive behavior is NOT part of the instructions we programmed into the probe. @@ -414,13 +414,13 @@ To do so would be reprehensible! #(talk_more_probe_attack) Can we talk a little bit more about the probe's program? -#(NO_PROBLEM_BUT_SURE) SLYHO041.wav +#(NO_PROBLEM_BUT_SURE) slyho041.wav Sure. What would you like to know? #(tell_me_about_basics) Would you explain the general outline of the probe's program? -#(BASIC_COMMANDS) SLYHO042.wav +#(BASIC_COMMANDS) slyho042.wav Sure. It was a difficult task for us, since we'd never done anything like that before but for the most part we just adjusted its standard program which went something like SCAN (for targets, as defined in Target List). @@ -449,7 +449,7 @@ That's it. #(tell_basics_again) What's the general outline of the probe's program again? -#(OK_BASICS_AGAIN) SLYHO043.wav +#(OK_BASICS_AGAIN) slyho043.wav The program was... SCAN (for targets, as defined in Target List). IF (no current target). @@ -475,7 +475,7 @@ and here are the tables used by the program. #(what_effect) What is the effect of the Priority Settings on Behavior? -#(AFFECTS_BEHAVIOR) SLYHO044.wav +#(AFFECTS_BEHAVIOR) slyho044.wav I'm pretty sure the way it works is that every time a behavior is completed or interrupted the program selects a new behavior based on the defined Behavior Target Priorities and what kind of Target is currently selected... I think. @@ -484,7 +484,7 @@ A really high priority would cause a probe to focus its attention on that behavi #(how_does_probe_defend) You mentioned the probe's defensive capabilities. Elaborate. -#(ONLY_SELF_DEFENSE) SLYHO045.wav +#(ONLY_SELF_DEFENSE) slyho045.wav That behavior was hard-coded by the Melnorme. We couldn't mess with it. Essentially, the probe will only fire its weapons if it has been attacked @@ -493,14 +493,14 @@ and cannot communicate with the attacker. #(combat_behavior) And when defending itself, it uses its lightning weapon? -#(MISSILE_BATTERIES) SLYHO046.wav +#(MISSILE_BATTERIES) slyho046.wav No. The probe is armed with a battery of missiles. It doesn't use its electrical discharge device in combat. #(what_missile_batteries) What missile batteries? It always attacked us with lightning bolts! -#(LIGHTNING_ONLY_FOR_HARVESTING) SLYHO047.wav +#(LIGHTNING_ONLY_FOR_HARVESTING) slyho047.wav That's impossible! Its inconceivable! The electrical discharge device is used only for breaking down raw replication materials into their component compounds for easy gathering. @@ -508,7 +508,7 @@ into their component compounds for easy gathering. #(tell_me_about_rep_1) Would you tell me about the `Replication' behavior? -#(ABOUT_REP) SLYHO048.wav +#(ABOUT_REP) slyho048.wav I'd be glad to! You see, the probe has the capability to seek out raw materials, process the raw materials into component compounds collect the compounds, and then when it has a sufficient supply @@ -519,7 +519,7 @@ and crank it up so that there would be more probes sooner. #(what_set_priority) Uh... what priority did you assign to replication? -#(MAXIMUM) SLYHO049.wav +#(MAXIMUM) slyho049.wav Well, the factory setting was two, in between Movement at one and Analyze Data at three. I told Joyous Lifting to set it a bit higher let me ask him what he set it to... @@ -530,40 +530,40 @@ the highest setting on the dial. #(enough_problem) Let's talk more about this later on. -#(OK_ENOUGH_PROBLEM) SLYHO050.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_PROBLEM) slyho050.wav Okay. #(probe_has_bug) Your probe DOES destroy ships and I can prove it! -#(NO_IT_DOESNT) SLYHO051.wav +#(NO_IT_DOESNT) slyho051.wav No! It cannot! It is not programmed for hostile behavior! What is your reasoning?! #(tell_me_about_attack) Think about what a probe does when it meets a ship. -#(ATTACK_NO_PROBLEM) SLYHO052.wav +#(ATTACK_NO_PROBLEM) slyho052.wav Space ships are the probe's highest priority because we want more than anything to make friendly contact with alien races. #(tell_me_about_rep_2) Think about a probe's Replication behavior. -#(REP_NO_PROBLEM) SLYHO053.wav +#(REP_NO_PROBLEM) slyho053.wav The probe seeks raw materials, and processes them in preparation for Replication. #(what_about_rep_priorities) Think about the effect of changing the replication behavior's priority. -#(MAXIMUM_SO_WHAT) SLYHO054.wav +#(MAXIMUM_SO_WHAT) slyho054.wav The answer is simple... it would spend more of its time seeking raw materials for its replication process. So what? #(think_about_rep_priorities) Now, what will it do to a ship, given that its Replication priority is set to maximum? -#(UH_OH) SLYHO055.wav +#(UH_OH) slyho055.wav I don't see what you are getting at, but I'll play along with you. Like I said, alien ships are THE top priority target. Once a probe scanned a ship, it would instantly move toward it. @@ -586,7 +586,7 @@ How can we stop the probes from destroying all life in the galaxy?! #(hunt_them_down) Someone is going to have to hunt them all down and destroy them. -#(GROW_TOO_FAST) SLYHO056.wav +#(GROW_TOO_FAST) slyho056.wav No, that would never work! The probes will replicate too fast! As soon as you destroyed one, two would take its place! @@ -594,14 +594,14 @@ As soon as you destroyed one, two would take its place! #(sue_melnorme) Well to begin with, if I were you, I'd sue the Melnorme. -#(SIGNED_WAIVER) SLYHO057.wav +#(SIGNED_WAIVER) slyho057.wav Sorry. The Melnorme made us agree to a formal Waiver of Damages in case something like this happened. #(recall_signal) Couldn't you broadcast some kind of recall signal? -#(NOT_THIS_MODEL) SLYHO058.wav +#(NOT_THIS_MODEL) slyho058.wav No, not catalog item 2418 (Remote Self-Replicating Robot Explorer Probe). The model with the recall transmitter was catalog item 2419 @@ -610,7 +610,7 @@ and the Melnorme said it was out of stock. #(mega_self_destruct) I don't suppose you have some kind of Mega-Self-Destruct Code, or something? -#(WHY_YES_THERE_IS) SLYHO059.wav +#(WHY_YES_THERE_IS) slyho059.wav WHY YES, THERE IS! You're a genius, Traveller! What didn't we remember that!? Oh... there's a problem though! How are we going to transmit the code? diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/slyland/slyland.txt b/sc2/content/comm/slyland/slyland.txt index 158f7fdc6..1257730fa 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/slyland/slyland.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/slyland/slyland.txt @@ -1,25 +1,25 @@ -#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_1) SLYLA000.wav +#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_1) slyla000.wav WE COME IN PEACE. -#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_2) SLYLA001.wav +#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_2) slyla001.wav WE BRING GREETINGS FROM A FRIENDLY SPECIES. -#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_3) SLYLA002.wav +#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_3) slyla002.wav DO NOT FEAR. WE SHALL NOT HARM YOU. -#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_4) SLYLA003.wav +#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_4) slyla003.wav THIS IS PROBE 2418-B, ON A PEACEFUL MISSION. -#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_5) SLYLA004.wav +#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_5) slyla004.wav WE ARE NON-HOSTILE AND SEEK TO ESTABLISH FRIENDLY RELATIONS. -#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_6) SLYLA005.wav +#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_6) slyla005.wav WE WISH TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE TRANSMIT DATA. -#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_7) SLYLA006.wav +#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_7) slyla006.wav THIS PROBE IS NON-HOSTILE. DO NOT ATTACK. -#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_8) SLYLA007.wav +#(WE_COME_IN_PEACE_8) slyla007.wav WE COME IN PEACE. #(threat_1) @@ -34,16 +34,16 @@ Look here, probe! We have tried to be nice, but you keep shooting at us. So now, #(threat_4) Prepare to be annihilated! -#(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_1) SLYLA008.wav +#(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_1) slyla008.wav THIS PROBE IS PROGRAMMED TO DEFEND AGAINST HOSTILE BEHAVIOR. -#(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_2) SLYLA009.wav +#(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_2) slyla009.wav SURVIVAL SUB-SYSTEM ACTIVATED. WEAPONS ENGAGED. -#(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_3) SLYLA010.wav +#(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_3) slyla010.wav ENACTING THIRD LAW. -#(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_4) SLYLA011.wav +#(PROGRAMMED_TO_DEFEND_4) slyla011.wav DEFENSE SYSTEM HAS BEEN ENGAGED. HOSTILITIES COMMENCE. #(something_wrong_1) @@ -58,17 +58,17 @@ Look, try to understand. We mean you no harm! #(something_wrong_4) I am having a lot of trouble dealing with this. What's your problem? -#(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_1) SLYLA012.wav +#(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_1) slyla012.wav REMOTE PROBE PROGRAMMED TO REPLICATE - RECORD DATA - CONTACT ALIEN SPECIES. -#(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_2) SLYLA013.wav +#(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_2) slyla013.wav ACCORDING TO INTERNAL MONITORS THERE ARE NO MALFUNCTIONS. -#(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_3) SLYLA014.wav +#(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_3) slyla014.wav I WILL INITIATE SYSTEMS CHECK LEVEL FOUR. SYSTEMS CHECK LEVEL FOUR REPORTS FULL FUNCTIONALITY. -#(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_4) SLYLA015.wav +#(NOMINAL_FUNCTION_4) slyla015.wav ALL SYSTEMS REPORT NOMINAL FUNCTION. #(we_are_us_1) @@ -83,16 +83,16 @@ Hmmm.. maybe reverse psychology would work. Er... Die alien scum! #(we_are_us_4) In case you don't already know, we are the nice people from Earth who you keep attacking. -#(THIS_IS_PROBE_1) SLYLA016.wav +#(THIS_IS_PROBE_1) slyla016.wav THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE ARE ON A PEACEFUL MISSION OF EXPLORATION. -#(THIS_IS_PROBE_2) SLYLA017.wav +#(THIS_IS_PROBE_2) slyla017.wav THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE SEEK TO MAKE FRIENDLY CONTACT WITH ALIEN LIFE FORMS. -#(THIS_IS_PROBE_3) SLYLA018.wav +#(THIS_IS_PROBE_3) slyla018.wav THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE REPLICATE SO THAT WE MAY EXPAND THE SCOPE OF OUR MISSION. -#(THIS_IS_PROBE_40) SLYLA019.wav +#(THIS_IS_PROBE_40) slyla019.wav THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. COORDINATES ARE: #(THIS_IS_PROBE_41) @@ -110,7 +110,7 @@ You misinterpret our intentions. Please do not attack! #(why_attack_4) What's the use? I bet regardless what I say, you'll just attack. -#(PEACEFUL_MISSION_1) SLYLA020.wav +#(PEACEFUL_MISSION_1) slyla020.wav MISSION DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS: TRAVERSE SPACE RECORDING DATA SEEK MATERIALS FOR REPLICATION @@ -119,13 +119,13 @@ CONTACT LIFE FORMS IN PEACEFUL MANNER AFTER TEN REPLICATIONS, RETURN TO POINT OF ORIGIN END OF MISSION DESCRIPTION. -#(PEACEFUL_MISSION_2) SLYLA021.wav +#(PEACEFUL_MISSION_2) slyla021.wav BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES REPLICATION DATA GATHERING CONTACTING ALIEN LIFE FORMS IN PEACEFUL MANNER. -#(PEACEFUL_MISSION_3) SLYLA022.wav +#(PEACEFUL_MISSION_3) slyla022.wav PRESENT REPLICATION STATUS EIGHT REPLICATIONS NEXT REPLICATION 85 PERCENT COMPLETE @@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS PROJECTED ONE YEAR FROM THIS DATE ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS PROJECTED FIVE YEARS FROM THIS DATE 45,786,412 REPLICATIONS. -#(PEACEFUL_MISSION_4) SLYLA023.wav +#(PEACEFUL_MISSION_4) slyla023.wav PRIORITIES SET AT POINT OF ORIGIN. BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES @@ -152,23 +152,23 @@ Goodbye and good riddance. #(bye_4) Are you going to let me leave in peace this time? -#(GOODBYE_1) SLYLA024.wav +#(GOODBYE_1) slyla024.wav END CONTACT SUB-SEQUENCE. -#(GOODBYE_2) SLYLA025.wav +#(GOODBYE_2) slyla025.wav END CONTACT SUB-SEQUENCE. -#(GOODBYE_3) SLYLA026.wav +#(GOODBYE_3) slyla026.wav END CONTACT SUB-SEQUENCE. -#(GOODBYE_4) SLYLA027.wav +#(GOODBYE_4) slyla027.wav END CONTACT SUB-SEQUENCE. -#(HOSTILE) SLYLA028.wav +#(HOSTILE) slyla028.wav PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT COMPOUNDS. -#(DESTRUCT_SEQUENCE) SLYLA029.wav +#(DESTRUCT_SEQUENCE) slyla029.wav ENGAGING SELF-ANNIHILATION CIRCUIT. #(destruct_code) diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/spahome/spahome.txt b/sc2/content/comm/spahome/spahome.txt index b11bb447b..83c474f17 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/spahome/spahome.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/spahome/spahome.txt @@ -1,13 +1,13 @@ #(killed_fwiffo) I am afraid Fwiffo is no longer with the living. -#(POOR_FWIFFO) SPAHO000.wav +#(POOR_FWIFFO) spaho000.wav Somehow, Captain, we are not surprised. #(fwiffo_fine) What Fwiffo? Oh, he's fine, just great. Really! Doing swell. -#(NOT_LIKELY) SPAHO001.wav +#(NOT_LIKELY) spaho001.wav Well then, surely you would have no trouble letting Fwiffo approach the viewscreen for a little chat would you, Captain? We thought not. @@ -15,44 +15,44 @@ We thought not. #(we_attack_again) Our new course of action involves combat. -#(WE_FIGHT_AGAIN) SPAHO002.wav +#(WE_FIGHT_AGAIN) spaho002.wav New? New!? This is not a new thing. Your violent ways are, as they say in your language, as old as the hats. #(bye_no_ally_offer) We must go, but we shall return soon. -#(GOODBYE_NO_ALLY_OFFER) SPAHO003.wav +#(GOODBYE_NO_ALLY_OFFER) spaho003.wav Please don't hurry on our account. #(bye_angry_spathi) I can tell you are upset, and so we shall leave. -#(GOODBYE_ANGRY_SPATHI) SPAHO004.wav +#(GOODBYE_ANGRY_SPATHI) spaho004.wav Suddenly we grow less upset. #(why_dont_you_do_it) Why don't you do it? -#(WE_WONT_BECAUSE) SPAHO005.wav +#(WE_WONT_BECAUSE) spaho005.wav Two reasons. Firstly, we have an unreasoning fear that the Evil Ones will devour us all painfully. Secondly, in the rare cases where we have overcome our fear, and ventured to Spathiwa's surface the Spathi who landed were all devoured painfully. -#(MEAN_GUYS_RETURN) SPAHO006.wav +#(MEAN_GUYS_RETURN) spaho006.wav Look, look everyone! It's the violent creature from Earth. I wonder how many of our encrustlings it wants to devour today? #(we_apologize) We regret our past deeds, so why dwell on the past? Let's look forward to a bright new future, together! -#(DONT_BELIEVE) SPAHO007.wav +#(DONT_BELIEVE) spaho007.wav I am probably just an old stick-in-the-mud, Captain, but I just can't let go of the idea that this is all part of some devious trick of yours to torture and kill my species. An unreasonable fear? No doubt. -#(HELLO_AGAIN) SPAHO008.wav +#(HELLO_AGAIN) spaho008.wav We did not expect to see you again so soon, Hunam! Our prognosticators had indicated that you would not return for at least 30 years and now I fear, they will lose their tenure as a consequence. @@ -60,15 +60,15 @@ How sad. I expect each had thousands of encrustlings to feed who will now go hun Here's an idea! Leave now and do not return until the appointed time. This premature visit shall remain our little secret, eh? -#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER) SPAHO009.wav +#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER) spaho009.wav We, the High Ruling Council of Spathiwa have just passed a new law. Your continued existence is now a crime! With the authority of justice, we attack! -#(WHAT_IS_PASSWORD) SPAHO010.wav +#(WHAT_IS_PASSWORD) spaho010.wav What is the Secret Cypher? -#(WHAT_IS_PASSWORD_AGAIN) SPAHO011.wav +#(WHAT_IS_PASSWORD_AGAIN) spaho011.wav We'll give you just one more chance. What is the Cypher? @@ -97,13 +97,13 @@ Screw this Cypher business -- can't we just talk? #(good_password) Huffi-Muffi-Guffi. -#(WRONG_PASSWORD) SPAHO012.wav +#(WRONG_PASSWORD) spaho012.wav You do not know the Secret Cypher! Therefore, you must be an evil, dangerous alien invader intent on killing all of us in some horrible fashion! We have every right to prevent this. -#(NO_PASSWORD) SPAHO013.wav +#(NO_PASSWORD) spaho013.wav You have tried to trick us with a clever deception however, we are ever wary and have uncovered your evil scheme! While we abhor violence, we have found that under circumstances like this @@ -113,10 +113,10 @@ Like so. #(what_do_i_get) Once I've given you the Cypher, what do I get? -#(YOU_GET_TO_LIVE) SPAHO014.wav +#(YOU_GET_TO_LIVE) spaho014.wav You get to live a bit longer. -#(YES_GOOD_PASSWORD) SPAHO015.wav +#(YES_GOOD_PASSWORD) spaho015.wav We are The Safe Ones -- the Spathi High Council. You have given us the correct Cypher and so you will not be destroyed immediately. Now, if you please, tell us how you acquired our most Secret Spathi Cypher @@ -126,14 +126,14 @@ even when threatened with considerable pain. #(spathi_on_pluto) We met a Spathi on Pluto... uh, we became good friends! -#(WHERE_SPATHI) SPAHO016.wav +#(WHERE_SPATHI) spaho016.wav And just where is this Spathi `friend' now? Never mind -- the answer is all too obvious in your tiny, dry eyes. #(hostage) We have Fwiffo on board. He can vouch for our good intentions! -#(GUN_TO_HEAD) SPAHO017.wav +#(GUN_TO_HEAD) spaho017.wav If you held a weapon to Fwiffo's head, he would say anything you wanted him to say. In fact, if you held a vegetable to his head he would probably say anything you wanted him to say. @@ -141,10 +141,10 @@ he would probably say anything you wanted him to say. #(we_come_in_peace) We come in peace, and with good will. -#(OF_COURSE) SPAHO018.wav +#(OF_COURSE) spaho018.wav No doubt. -#(KILLED_SPATHI) SPAHO019.wav +#(KILLED_SPATHI) spaho019.wav No, you _arrived_ in peace. You _came_ in a somewhat more violent manner as indicated by this report from the Spathi patrol vessel you attacked. @@ -152,9 +152,9 @@ as indicated by this report from the Spathi patrol vessel you attacked. #(misunderstanding) Uh, that was just kind of a misunderstanding. -#(JUST_MISUNDERSTANDING0) SPAHO020.wav +#(JUST_MISUNDERSTANDING0) spaho020.wav Of course Captain -#(JUST_MISUNDERSTANDING1) SPAHO021.wav +#(JUST_MISUNDERSTANDING1) spaho021.wav we realize that misunderstandings happen... occasionally. Let us just hope that no similar `misunderstanding' causes us to open fire on you with our planetary defense batteries. @@ -162,20 +162,20 @@ with our planetary defense batteries. #(give_us_resources) As a gesture of good will, could you spare some mineral resources? -#(NO_RESOURCES) SPAHO022.wav +#(NO_RESOURCES) spaho022.wav No. #(resources_please) "Now that our alliance is firmly established, could you please transport " large quantities of valuable minerals to our ship? -#(SORRY_NO_RESOURCES) SPAHO023.wav +#(SORRY_NO_RESOURCES) spaho023.wav No. #(bye_ally) Goodbye Council members. -#(GOODBYE_ALLY) SPAHO024.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLY) spaho024.wav Goodbye hunam. #(what_about_hierarchy) @@ -196,10 +196,10 @@ Do you have any information on the Precursors? #(enough_info) That's enough info for now. -#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) SPAHO025.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) spaho025.wav Good. I don't feel much like talking about that anyway. -#(ABOUT_HIERARCHY) SPAHO026.wav +#(ABOUT_HIERARCHY) spaho026.wav Since we never wanted to be in the Hierarchy, and we're afraid of all the other members our knowledge on this subject is a bit limited, but I'll tell you what I know. The Hierarchy is the construct of the Ur-Quan. It exists to maintain their supreme authority @@ -214,7 +214,7 @@ and the mysterious Mycon, who ramble endlessly about people, places and events f as though they happened just today. If there are other Hierarchy races, we are not aware of them. -#(ABOUT_HISTORY) SPAHO027.wav +#(ABOUT_HISTORY) spaho027.wav Before the Evil Ones appeared, we Spathi were a simple folk we were content with our calm lives, our rude huts and our coarse-woven turtle-neck sweaters. @@ -227,7 +227,7 @@ It was as though they had arrived suddenly on the surface of our planet transported there by some unknown agency... but that is nonsense who could be so cruel?! -#(ABOUT_ALLIANCE) SPAHO028.wav +#(ABOUT_ALLIANCE) spaho028.wav You mean the one we helped demolish? That one? Well, we had some contact with Alliance members before the Ur-Quan showed up. Mostly with the Chenjesu, who stopped off here occasionally @@ -239,7 +239,7 @@ which we considered within our sphere of influence. When we explained this to the Mmrnmhrm, they politely withdrew from the contested star system and never bothered us again. -#(ABOUT_OTHER) SPAHO029.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHER) spaho029.wav Since we tend to stay close to home -- preferably in the living room we know little about other races beyond our neighbors, such as the Umgah. Before being subjugated by the Ur-Quan, the Umgah were a contented and peaceable race @@ -251,7 +251,7 @@ declaring the arrival of the 'Grand Master Planet Eaters' or some such nonsense. This caused several alien cultures to go mad with panic including, you might be surprised to know, ourselves. -#(ABOUT_PRECURSORS) SPAHO030.wav +#(ABOUT_PRECURSORS) spaho030.wav Like all other races, we have found evidence of the Precursors scattered throughout our space. Our belief is that the Precursors are not really gone, they simply came to their senses one day and used their superior technology to invent some kind of perfect invisibility shield @@ -265,7 +265,7 @@ I suspect that even garbage from the Precursors would be of incredible value. #(little_mistake) Uh... sorry about that little mistake... we _thought_ we had gotten all of those creatures. -#(BIG_MISTAKE) SPAHO031.wav +#(BIG_MISTAKE) spaho031.wav That was not a _little_ mistake. A _little_ mistake is leaving the top off the eye cream or forgetting to clean your lid in the morning. Now on the other hand, a _big_ mistake might be, say @@ -276,24 +276,24 @@ That's a _big_ mistake. #(bye_before_party) We shall return after we have completed the quest. -#(QUEST_AGAIN) SPAHO032.wav +#(QUEST_AGAIN) spaho032.wav So... the hunam coward has returned. You know, if the Ur-Quan discover we have been fraternizing with you we're going to be in serious trouble. Perhaps it would be better if you just leave. Unless you're here to accept the quest, that is. -#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_PARTY) SPAHO033.wav +#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_PARTY) spaho033.wav Unless you are killed and eaten, which is fairly likely. -#(GOOD_START) SPAHO034.wav +#(GOOD_START) spaho034.wav You have made a good start and are to be commended. Now go finish the job. #(something_fishy) Hey, are you up to something fishy? -#(NOTHING_FISHY) SPAHO035.wav +#(NOTHING_FISHY) spaho035.wav Fishy! Fishy? What is this fishy? No, nothing fishy here -- totally fishless. There, now that that's resolved @@ -302,34 +302,34 @@ is there anything else you would like to talk about, Captain? #(surrender) We demand an immediate surrender! -#(NO_SURRENDER) SPAHO036.wav +#(NO_SURRENDER) spaho036.wav I'm sorry, I must have an embarrassing waxy build-up in my hearing hole. What did you say? #(surrender_or_die) If you won't surrender, we must destroy you. -#(DEFEND_OURSELVES) SPAHO037.wav +#(DEFEND_OURSELVES) spaho037.wav There ARE other options you know, but if you insist... #(hand_in_friendship) We offer our hand in friendship. Join us and our many allies. -#(TOO_AFRAID) SPAHO038.wav +#(TOO_AFRAID) spaho038.wav We are too afraid of the Ur-Quan to consider such an alliance. They would most certainly punish us with extreme tortures. #(stronger) We're stronger than the Ur-Quan. You're better off with us. -#(YOURE_NOT) SPAHO039.wav +#(YOURE_NOT) spaho039.wav Hello! Hello! Awaken from your dreamy state Hunam! Now is the time for realism, not wild fancy! #(yes_we_are) Yes we ARE strong enough! Look at our Precursor vessel. Is it not unique? -#(NO_YOURE_NOT) SPAHO040.wav +#(NO_YOURE_NOT) spaho040.wav Yes, your vessel is unique, and here is the crux of the problem. A `Unique', meaning singular, starship is not equal to the task of destroying the entire Ur-Quan armada. If you had, say, ten thousand similar starships, we could take your boasts more seriously. @@ -337,7 +337,7 @@ If you had, say, ten thousand similar starships, we could take your boasts more #(how_prove) Look, what do I have to do to prove this to you - destroy your entire star fleet? -#(BETTER_IDEA) SPAHO041.wav +#(BETTER_IDEA) spaho041.wav Well, that would probably work but I have a better idea -- a test one of those questy kind of things. @@ -345,24 +345,24 @@ one of those questy kind of things. #(share_info) Would you be willing to share some information with us? -#(NO_INFO) SPAHO042.wav +#(NO_INFO) spaho042.wav No. -#(WE_UNDERSTAND) SPAHO043.wav +#(WE_UNDERSTAND) spaho043.wav We understand. That's why we live on this inhospitable moon, instead of our nice, warm home planet. #(prove_strength) Ok, to prove our strength and bravery we will perform this test without even knowing what it is! -#(YOUR_BEHAVIOR) SPAHO044.wav +#(YOUR_BEHAVIOR) spaho044.wav Your behavior makes clear the very slight distinction between bravery and suicidal stupidity. #(what_test) Well, what kind of test do you have in mind? -#(BEFORE_ACCEPT) SPAHO045.wav +#(BEFORE_ACCEPT) spaho045.wav Let us explain the sad history of our species. Once upon a time, many thousands of years ago we inhabited the warm, safe surface of our home planet, Spathiwa. @@ -381,13 +381,13 @@ but none of our innovations was a match for the Evil Ones' natural cunning and f Finally, with no other option available, we fled our world and took up residence here on our own moon where we have resided, most uncomfortably, for the last three hundred years. -#(WIPE_EVIL) SPAHO046.wav +#(WIPE_EVIL) spaho046.wav You must wipe the Evil Ones from the face of Spathiwa! #(think_more) Gee, I'd like to think about this some more before making any commitments. -#(COWARD) SPAHO047.wav +#(COWARD) spaho047.wav Don't feel bad about being a coward. It's natural. #(tell_evil) @@ -396,7 +396,7 @@ Tell me more about these Evil Ones. #(i_accept) Ok, I accept! Start packing your bags, eyeball dudes, you'll be home in no time. -#(AWAIT_RETURN) SPAHO048.wav +#(AWAIT_RETURN) spaho048.wav We will await your return with great anticipation. Simultaneously, we will prepare a short, poignant eulogy to mourn your demise. @@ -406,18 +406,18 @@ Can we talk about that test again? #(already_got_them) What a coincidence! It's your lucky day -- we just eliminated all of those guys! -#(EARLY_BIRD_CHECK) SPAHO049.wav +#(EARLY_BIRD_CHECK) spaho049.wav What?! Can this be a true fact and not a false lie? We will send an exploration team to investigate your claim. If what you have said is true, we shall be forever... er substantially in debt to you for a long, though unspecified, period of time. Goodbye. -#(NOT_SURPRISED) SPAHO050.wav +#(NOT_SURPRISED) spaho050.wav I'm not surprised. We certainly won't go there. Why should you be any less craven than ourselves? -#(TEST_AGAIN) SPAHO051.wav +#(TEST_AGAIN) spaho051.wav You must wipe the Evil Ones from the face of Spathiwa!\n They are creatures from the darkest pits of hell whose relentless passion for our fleshy parts @@ -427,10 +427,10 @@ and take up unhappy residence on this cold, airless moon. #(too_dangerous) Nah, this sounds too dangerous. -#(WE_AGREE) SPAHO052.wav +#(WE_AGREE) spaho052.wav You're right. It is. Don't even consider reconsidering. -#(HOW_GO_EFFORTS) SPAHO053.wav +#(HOW_GO_EFFORTS) spaho053.wav How go your foolishly courageous and noble efforts to rid the Evil Ones from our beloved Spathiwa? #(killed_them_all_1) @@ -439,13 +439,13 @@ Although we lost many crew, we have eliminated the scourge. #(killed_them_all_2) We killed them all, yup we sure did. -#(WILL_CHECK_1) SPAHO054.wav +#(WILL_CHECK_1) spaho054.wav This is wonderful -- too good to be true! We will immediately begin transporting Spathi from this unpleasant moon down to the safe surface. We shall send encrustlings and the infirm elderly first, as a special honor!\n Please come back later to receive your accolades. -#(WILL_CHECK_2) SPAHO055.wav +#(WILL_CHECK_2) spaho055.wav Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on...er even MORE shame on you! @@ -455,10 +455,10 @@ but I suppose we'll check again. #(zapped_a_few) Well, we zapped a few of them, but some got away. -#(RETURN_COMPLETE) SPAHO056.wav +#(RETURN_COMPLETE) spaho056.wav Return when you have completed the job. -#(MUST_DESTROY_ALL) SPAHO057.wav +#(MUST_DESTROY_ALL) spaho057.wav You must destroy them all, and swiftly! They breed like Shofixti, and will replenish their numbers in days. @@ -468,12 +468,12 @@ Well to be honest, we haven't even landed there yet. #(saw_creatures) We landed and saw the creatures but left right away. -#(YOU_FORTUNATE) SPAHO058.wav +#(YOU_FORTUNATE) spaho058.wav You are fortunate to have survived but to complete the quest, and earn our friendship you must annihilate them all! -#(YOU_LIED_1) SPAHO059.wav +#(YOU_LIED_1) spaho059.wav You failed us! There were creatures all over! They attacked the unsuspecting Spathi the second our ships unloaded and took off. @@ -482,7 +482,7 @@ We can only conclude, that in your eagerness to return us to our world you neglected to eliminate ALL the Evil Ones from the surface. The job is incomplete until their presence is scoured from the surface of Spathiwa! -#(YOU_LIED_2) SPAHO060.wav +#(YOU_LIED_2) spaho060.wav What kind of fools do you take us for? "Your lying is pointless." From this day forward we are enemies forever! @@ -496,21 +496,21 @@ No sweat. We'll return later, when you have more time for us. #(bye_from_party_3) Hey, I can understand your excitement, so I'll just come back in a while. -#(GOODBYE_FROM_PARTY) SPAHO061.wav +#(GOODBYE_FROM_PARTY) spaho061.wav Goodbye. -#(MUST_PARTY_1) SPAHO062.wav +#(MUST_PARTY_1) spaho062.wav Oh joy! Oh happiness! We rejoice and make merry in celebration of our imminent return to our homeworld. You are most heroic and helpful - thank you, thank you, thank you! But now I must return to our festivities. Please feel free to come back any time! -#(MUST_PARTY_2) SPAHO063.wav +#(MUST_PARTY_2) spaho063.wav Oh, you're back greeaat. Um... our celebrations are still going on, can you come back later? -#(MUST_PARTY_3) SPAHO064.wav +#(MUST_PARTY_3) spaho064.wav Oh, hello Hunam. Your arrival is timed most poorly. You called just when it was my turn at the Ja-ja pole and now I have to wait in line all over again. @@ -519,20 +519,20 @@ Do you think you could return at some point in the future? #(deals_a_deal) Hey! A deal's a deal! What about our alliance? -#(WAIT_A_WHILE) SPAHO065.wav +#(WAIT_A_WHILE) spaho065.wav Why don't you just wait a while, until after we are resettled on our homeworld? We can discuss details at that time. #(how_long) How long do you expect this to take? -#(TEN_YEARS) SPAHO066.wav +#(TEN_YEARS) spaho066.wav Ten, fifteen years tops. #(reneging) Am I correct in understanding that you refuse to live up to your end of the bargain? -#(ADULT_VIEW) SPAHO067.wav +#(ADULT_VIEW) spaho067.wav No, no, no! We are simply taking a more adult, `welcome to the real world' view of this situation. We cannot simply say, `Hurrah!' and form an alliance with you this very moment. @@ -542,7 +542,7 @@ Surely you see that? You know, those creatures aren't dead. We have them in suspended animation. How would you like us to return them to the surface? -#(WHAT_RELATIONSHIP) SPAHO068.wav +#(WHAT_RELATIONSHIP) spaho068.wav NO!... er,... no... please! (sigh) exactly what kind of relationship were you thinking of? @@ -550,38 +550,38 @@ exactly what kind of relationship were you thinking of? #(minds_and_might) A mutually beneficial alliance of minds and might. -#(HUH) SPAHO069.wav +#(HUH) spaho069.wav Huh? #(fellowship) An egalitarian fellowship of sentient lifeforms. -#(WHAT) SPAHO070.wav +#(WHAT) spaho070.wav What? #(do_as_we_say) The kind where you do everything EXACTLY as we say. -#(DEPART_FOR_EARTH) SPAHO071.wav +#(DEPART_FOR_EARTH) spaho071.wav Oh, ok... we're quite familiar with that arrangement. Very well... I'll bet we will regret this decision later on, but you leave me with no choice. We will comply with your needs. A Spathi delegation will depart immediately for the planet Earth. -#(HELLO_ALLIES_1) SPAHO072.wav +#(HELLO_ALLIES_1) spaho072.wav Welcome back to Spathiwa, Captain. We hope the material we provided your starbase engineers was sufficient for your needs. -#(HELLO_ALLIES_2) SPAHO073.wav +#(HELLO_ALLIES_2) spaho073.wav What can we, the High Spathi Ruling Council, do for you? -#(HELLO_ALLIES_3) SPAHO074.wav +#(HELLO_ALLIES_3) spaho074.wav Hello Captain, what brings you here today? #(whats_up) Have there been any developments of significance? -#(GENERAL_INFO_1) SPAHO075.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_1) spaho075.wav Perhaps Captain. I will explain. We have been investigating the `Caster which we took away from the Umgah after the `Jud the Vug' scandal, 8 years ago. @@ -589,7 +589,7 @@ We have uncovered evidence of something strange going on between the Umgah and t We suspect that the Umgah were using the `Caster to pull off some kind of long-term joke on the Ilwrath but we are unable to glean any more details. -#(GENERAL_INFO_2) SPAHO076.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_2) spaho076.wav Yes, and the news is not good. As you know, Androsynth space borders our own, and while we never really liked the Androsynth it seemed that they weren't out to kill us as everyone else seems to be. @@ -597,7 +597,7 @@ Imagine our shock when we learned that they had been invaded and eaten by those Well actually we don't know if the Orz ate anybody, but we're sure they did something creepy. I sure hope you're not considering an alliance with them, Captain, they are dangerous. -#(GENERAL_INFO_3) SPAHO077.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_3) spaho077.wav I guess we forgot to tell you this a while ago... sorry but we've been so busy lately, working on the shie-- er... preparations for returning to Spathiwa that I'm afraid it just slipped my mind. @@ -621,18 +621,18 @@ At least, we assume so. We can't be really sure, because all of the Spathi on bo were curled tightly in their shellcases, and couldn't hear very well. Maybe if you get the opportunity Captain, you can try to ask the question again. -#(GENERAL_INFO_4) SPAHO078.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_4) spaho078.wav Developments?! What developments!? Whatever are you talking about, Captain? Are you implying we are up to something -- that we have some kind of secret plan!? How wrong you are, Captain! Our feelings are injured by your unwarranted accusation. Apologies would be appropriate at this time -#(GENERAL_INFO_5) SPAHO079.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_5) spaho079.wav No Captain, no news. #(like_some_info) Would you supply us with certain specific bits of information? -#(WHAT_ABOUT) SPAHO080.wav +#(WHAT_ABOUT) spaho080.wav Certainly, about what? diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/spathi/spathi.txt b/sc2/content/comm/spathi/spathi.txt index d00e905e4..24e9a18ca 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/spathi/spathi.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/spathi/spathi.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(SORRY_ABOUT_THAT) SPAT0000.wav +#(SORRY_ABOUT_THAT) spath000.wav Attention big, mean, hostile alien vessel hovering overhead in an obvious attack posture: This is Spathi Captain Fwiffo. I know you are going to torture me, so let's just get this over with right now. @@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ I hope nobody got hurt! #(identify) Attention alien vessel: Identify yourself or be destroyed! -#(I_FWIFFO) SPAT0001.wav +#(I_FWIFFO) spath001.wav Of course, of course! As I said, I am Captain Fwiffo of the Spathi voidship StarRunner. Our sensors have tracked your entry into this system @@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ who stationed us here to watch over the Earthlings. #(hi_there) Hi there friend! We come in peace and mean you no harm. -#(ARE_YOU_SURE) SPAT0002.wav +#(ARE_YOU_SURE) spath002.wav Are you sure? Because your statement is often just a more polite way of saying `Attention alien vessel: Identify yourself or be destroyed.' @@ -44,14 +44,14 @@ You attacked our lander -- killed our crew! Prepare to die. #(we_fight_2) Enough of your slimy yammering. We fight! -#(OK_WONT) SPAT0003.wav +#(OK_WONT) spath003.wav Uh, okay... sure, we won't! Just remember though -- this offer may be revoked at any time. #(do_cultural) We suggest you immediately perform whatever cultural practices are customary to your species preceding death. -#(WEZZY_WEZZAH) SPAT0004.wav +#(WEZZY_WEZZAH) spath004.wav Certainly, most gracious destroyer, as is well known, before departing this mortal helix all Spathi must complete the short, poignant ritual of Wezzy-Wezzah to be assured of a secure afterlife and by allowing us to fulfill this requirement, you too shall be granted immortality in our beautiful afterworld @@ -63,7 +63,7 @@ Die slugboy! #(begin_ritual) You may begin your ritual, and if I might make a small suggestion: be done in less than 2 minutes. -#(MUST_DO_RITUAL_AT_HOME) SPAT0005.wav +#(MUST_DO_RITUAL_AT_HOME) spath005.wav Grief and woe -- certainly a destroyer of innocents as well-travelled as yourself must know that the formalities of Wezzy-Wezzah are invalid unless performed on the large moon orbiting our homeworld, Spathiwa @@ -74,7 +74,7 @@ Shall we go there now? #(you_wont_die_yet) Because I am compassionate, you will not die until you have exhausted your usefulness. -#(ETERNAL_GRATITUDE) SPAT0006.wav +#(ETERNAL_GRATITUDE) spath006.wav My eternal gratitude is yours, oh devastator of helpless beings. It's times like these that I am forced to feel almost, though not quite, sorry that the Ur-Quan so thoroughly defeated and humiliated your species. @@ -85,7 +85,7 @@ We fight! #(pay_for_crimes) Now you must pay for the crimes of your craven masters, the evil Ur-Quan. -#(CLUTCH_MAVEN) SPAT0007.wav +#(CLUTCH_MAVEN) spath007.wav In this difficult situation I am reminded of what my clutch maven once said to me before my first molting. `Sometimes the enemy is so swift and the path so treacherous that you can run no further. It is then that you must turn and resolve to fight @@ -95,7 +95,7 @@ but you never know when you are going to get lucky, so go for it!' #(you_may_live) I find myself moved by your deep commitment to your rituals and ancestral ways. You may live. -#(HONEST_AND_FRIENDLY) SPAT0008.wav +#(HONEST_AND_FRIENDLY) spath008.wav That settles it, for now I am certain that you are an honest and friendly being who is forced entirely through unfortunate circumstance - the unreasonable hostility of the Universe to travel the galaxy in a ship which, according to my sensors @@ -104,7 +104,7 @@ is best suited to conducting planetary-scale genocide. #(what_are_coordinates) We'd be delighted to accompany you to your homeworld. What are its HyperSpace coordinates? -#(COORDINATES_ARE) SPAT0009.wav +#(COORDINATES_ARE) spath009.wav My most wonderful planet Spathiwa circles a safe distance from the orange giant star Yuffo which is at HyperSpace coordinates hey -- wait a minute! @@ -114,19 +114,19 @@ so that you can visit it with devastation?! #(tell_me_coordinates) Just tell me the coordinates, alien dog-slime! -#(FAKE_COORDINATES) SPAT0010.wav +#(FAKE_COORDINATES) spath010.wav Hmmm... I see Very well then, your threats have convinced me to reveal this secret Spathiwa is the 1st planet out from the star at HyperSpace (570.4, 979.5)\r -#(TOO_SCARY) SPAT0011.wav +#(TOO_SCARY) spath011.wav You've got so many ships in your fleet, that instead of joining you I think I'll just run away. #(youve_got_me_all_wrong) No, no, no! You've got me all wrong. I promise I'll be nice. -#(SORRY_NO_COORDS) SPAT0012.wav +#(SORRY_NO_COORDS) spath012.wav Er... I just don't know. I want to believe you, I really do, but the risk to my people is just too great. Anyway I think I just forgot the coordinates -- let me see if I can remember them @@ -137,7 +137,7 @@ I'm afraid they're gone forever, so torturing me would just be a waste of your t #(what_doing_on_pluto_1) What are you doing here on Pluto? -#(ABOUT_20_YEARS_AGO) SPAT0013.wav +#(ABOUT_20_YEARS_AGO) spath013.wav About 20 years ago, this region of space was dominated by a loose confederation known as the Alliance of Free Stars, which was composed of the aliens native to these parts who didn't want to be enslaved. They made a valiant effort against the superior Ur-Quan forces @@ -147,7 +147,7 @@ right up to the point at which the Ur-Quan totally defeated - indeed, annihilate #(what_doing_on_pluto_2) So, what ARE you doing here on Pluto? -#(WHEN_URQUAN_ARRIVED) SPAT0014.wav +#(WHEN_URQUAN_ARRIVED) spath014.wav When the Ur-Quan armada entered this system to subjugate formally the Earthlings, the Ur-Quan presented the humans with the standard slave options: join the Hierarchy as combat thralls, and retain some autonomy, including the right to travel through space @@ -161,7 +161,7 @@ to create the so-called Earthguard, and stationed them at a base on Earth's moon #(where_are_urquan) Where are the Ur-Quan now? -#(URQUAN_LEFT) SPAT0015.wav +#(URQUAN_LEFT) spath015.wav Our masters don't really keep us very well informed about their goings on so all that we know is that immediately after the subjugation of the last Alliance race the Yehat, I think @@ -171,7 +171,7 @@ commanding us to obey the slave laws or face their wrath when they returned. #(what_about_other_races) Do you know anything about other alien races? -#(ABOUT_OTHER_RACES) SPAT0016.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHER_RACES) spath016.wav We know only bits and pieces of what happened to each race; for instance, when defeated, the Yehat joined the Hierarchy as combat thralls, while the Syreen chose to be slave shielded on a planet in the BugSquirt star system. @@ -184,7 +184,7 @@ TELL ME what you are doing on Pluto, NOW! #(what_about_yourself) What about yourself, Fwiffo? -#(ABOUT_MYSELF) SPAT0017.wav +#(ABOUT_MYSELF) spath017.wav Me? You mean me, personally? How nice of you to ask! I was born a poor, green encrustling, the youngest child of a family of 18,487. My male parent had to work hard to support us, very hard @@ -213,7 +213,7 @@ had been relieved of my funds and convinced to join the navy where I have been unpleasantly employed for the last 25 years. -#(STATIONED_ON_EARTH_MOON) SPAT0018.wav +#(STATIONED_ON_EARTH_MOON) spath018.wav Originally, we were stationed on Earth's moon, which made us Spathi a bit uneasy because with each passing day we grew more and more worried about the sneaky Earthlings making a surprise attack though the Ilwrath kept telling us that was impossible @@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ and finally here to Pluto. #(what_blaze_of_glory) What do you mean, 'blaze of glory'? What happened to the Shofixti? -#(BLAZE_IS) SPAT0019.wav +#(BLAZE_IS) spath019.wav The Shofixti were half feral, as you know, having been uplifted by the Yehat just a few decades before the start of the war. Given their habit of detonating those suicidal, so-called 'Glory Devices' in combat @@ -240,7 +240,7 @@ destroying the entire planetary system, and not incidentally dozens of Ur-Quan D #(what_about_moonbase) What is happening at the base on Luna then? -#(SET_UP_BASE) SPAT0020.wav +#(SET_UP_BASE) spath020.wav We decided that if the Earthlings figured out we had abandoned the base on Luna they would be more likely to try something sneaky. So we rigged up some old service androids and ordered them to drive around on the lunar surface in bulldozers, @@ -252,7 +252,7 @@ called `Winky's Happy Night', hoping that they would think we were still there. #(what_about_ilwrath) What happened to the Ilwrath stationed in this system? -#(ABOUT_ILWRATH) SPAT0021.wav +#(ABOUT_ILWRATH) spath021.wav The Ilwrath contingent were supposed to be the toughest ridge-crest, er the most rigid flipper, no ah yes - the BACKBONE of the Earthguard force; but they departed the system en masse @@ -268,7 +268,7 @@ What happened to the other Spathi ships? #(really_thousands) Hundreds? Come on. -#(SPATHI_ARE) SPAT0022.wav +#(SPATHI_ARE) spath022.wav Over the past years, it became necessary to redeploy strategically some of our Earthguard forces to our homeworld in case of a sudden surprise attack by a vicious, unrelenting alien race which we Spathi call The Ultimate Evil! @@ -276,7 +276,7 @@ The Ultimate Evil! #(what_enemy) Who or what is this 'Ultimate Evil'? -#(ENEMY_IS) SPAT0023.wav +#(ENEMY_IS) spath023.wav As yet, the Ultimate Evil remains largely unmanifest, and its powers and exact intentions are still a bit obscure since it lurks just outside the range of even the most sensitive, long-range detectors which we feel gives conclusive evidence as to The Ultimate Evil's nefarious intent. @@ -284,7 +284,7 @@ which we feel gives conclusive evidence as to The Ultimate Evil's nefarious inte #(when_ilwrath) When do you expect the Ilwrath to return? -#(THEN_ILWRATH) SPAT0024.wav +#(THEN_ILWRATH) spath024.wav Well, when they were pushing up into HyperSpace 18 years ago, we asked them that very question and I think they said something to the effect of 'Real Soon'. @@ -292,7 +292,7 @@ and I think they said something to the effect of #(why_you_here) Why are you still here, Captain Fwiffo? -#(DREW_SHORT_STRAW) SPAT0025.wav +#(DREW_SHORT_STRAW) spath025.wav Since it was our most powerful and unforgiving masters, the Ur-Quan, who stationed us here we knew it would be grossly stupid to disobey them completely but we decided that it would be okay to send just one ship home. @@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ there must always be one Spathi who picks the short Ta Puun stick. #(how_many_crew) How many crew do you have aboard? -#(JUST_ME) SPAT0026.wav +#(JUST_ME) spath026.wav I am undone! You are far too clever for a poor Spathi like me and now I must submit to your superior, alien intellect. I guess I am not revealing any truly important secrets if I tell you @@ -316,7 +316,7 @@ due to the needs of my homeworld in their resistance against the Ultimate Evil and in fact my vessel is somewhat understaffed right now seeing as how I am the only Spathi on board, which is a bit frightening as I am sure you can understand. -#(THOUSANDS) SPAT0027.wav +#(THOUSANDS) spath027.wav Dozens- that is to say, scores and perhaps even hundreds of my brethren stride through the corridors of this specially modified, super-efficient, mass-destruction-oriented starship which could lay siege to an entire planetary system should we choose to do so @@ -325,7 +325,7 @@ which, fortunately for you, we have decided not to do, today. #(full_of_monsters) The galaxy teems with threatening monsters. Are you happy here -- alone and vulnerable? -#(HOW_TRUE) SPAT0028.wav +#(HOW_TRUE) spath028.wav How true, Captain, how true! In truth, just between us, during the past seven years, I have been quite ill at ease yet now I find myself enjoying your company, this witty dialog @@ -336,7 +336,7 @@ who threatened me with death. #(join_us) I'm sure you'd feel a lot safer if you were with us. Come on, Fwiffo, join our fleet! -#(WILL_JOIN) SPAT0029.wav +#(WILL_JOIN) spath029.wav Happy days and jubilation! I discard all prejudice and hesitations and accept and celebrate your offer of protection and your undying commitment to my well-being! @@ -348,7 +348,7 @@ and are also apt to talk themselves out of allying with a totally unknown alien which I, having been left here alone, cannot do. Welcome me aboard, captain! -#(WONT_JOIN_1) SPAT0030.wav +#(WONT_JOIN_1) spath030.wav Well... I really want to but I am just not sure that under the present circumstances joining you in your exciting and also dangerous space-adventures would be the best course of action right now @@ -359,7 +359,7 @@ Thanks for the offer, though. #(give_ship_or_die) Give us your ship or you will be destroyed! -#(WONT_JOIN_2) SPAT0031.wav +#(WONT_JOIN_2) spath031.wav You build a strong case, Captain. Here I am, alone and undefended on the surface of a hostile alien world. Above me you hover in orbit, encrusted with beam guns, missile launchers and other, more dreadful weapons. @@ -370,11 +370,11 @@ But then a wicked voice whispers: And for reasons beyond my understanding, Captain, this voice overwhelms the other and so I must remain here...largely against my will. -#(WONT_JOIN_3) SPAT0032.wav +#(WONT_JOIN_3) spath032.wav Twice before you have asked this question, Captain. Will the third time be the charm? Alas, I fear not. -#(GEE_THANKS) SPAT0033.wav +#(GEE_THANKS) spath033.wav Gee, thanks. #(changed_mind) @@ -383,47 +383,47 @@ I've changed my mind. We'll attack you. #(youre_forgiven) We understand that sometimes these tragic misunderstandings happen. We grieve, but are not bitter. -#(THANKS_FOR_FORGIVENESS) SPAT0034.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_FORGIVENESS) spath034.wav Whew, thanks! For a minute there, I thought you were going to kill me! /* ----------- From Here on down, the phrases are for the Spathi in Space conversations --------*/ -#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_SPACE) SPAT0035.wav +#(HATE_YOU_FOREVER_SPACE) spath035.wav I fear to face you in combat, but I know if I do not, you will just grow stronger with each passing week. Therfore I must face you now. I set the thrusters to maximum, close my eye, and begin pressing the fire stud wildly. -#(INIT_ANGRY_HELLO_SPACE) SPAT0036.wav +#(INIT_ANGRY_HELLO_SPACE) spath036.wav You are mean, cruel and deceitful. I suspect you are an Ilwrath in ape's clothing. What do you want? -#(SUBSEQUENT_ANGRY_HELLO_SPACE) SPAT0037.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_ANGRY_HELLO_SPACE) spath037.wav Ah, Mister Nasty is back. I wonder what he wants today? Peace, Happiness, Joy for all? No, I fear, death and unmitigated destruction is his traditional fare. Am I correct? -#(INIT_NEUTRAL_HELLO_SPACE) SPAT0038.wav +#(INIT_NEUTRAL_HELLO_SPACE) spath038.wav Surprise and Terror! I am greeted by the smooth and hostile face of our old enemy, the Hootmans no... the Huge-glands, no, I remember, the Hunams! -#(SUBSEQUENT_NEUTRAL_HELLO_SPACE) SPAT0039.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_NEUTRAL_HELLO_SPACE) spath039.wav Hello, Hunam, what would you like to threaten me about today? -#(INIT_FRIENDLY_HELLO_SPACE) SPAT0040.wav +#(INIT_FRIENDLY_HELLO_SPACE) spath040.wav Hello friend Hunam! How nice to see you again. Kill any one today? -#(SUBSEQUENT_FRIENDLY_HELLO_SPACE) SPAT0041.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_FRIENDLY_HELLO_SPACE) spath041.wav ...No! No! Weapons Officer, don't fire! It's the Hunam again, you idiot! What! The viewscreen? What are you...oh. Hello Friend Hunam! How are you? We are just fine, real swell. No problems at all! Just fine. No problems at all! -#(INIT_ALLIED_HELLO_SPACE) SPAT0042.wav +#(INIT_ALLIED_HELLO_SPACE) spath042.wav Hello Captain Ally Hunam! We are here in this place at this time just like you -- how wonderful. -#(SUBSEQUENT_ALLIED_HELLO_SPACE) SPAT0043.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_ALLIED_HELLO_SPACE) spath043.wav Ah, Hunam! I was just wondering... is Tuffa-Yuf still alive? Have you seen him, is he well? He was sent to your Earth Starbase a while ago @@ -438,14 +438,14 @@ Thank you. Spathi - though we are not on the best of terms, would you please give me some information? -#(HERES_SOME_INFO) SPAT0044.wav +#(HERES_SOME_INFO) spath044.wav Gladly, and here it is - now listen carefully for I will only say it once. Do not ask favors of people you routinely ambush and murder. #(we_sorry_space) Hey, look. We've made mistakes, I admit it! But we'll just be friends, hmmm? -#(APOLOGIZE_AT_HOMEWORLD) SPAT0045.wav +#(APOLOGIZE_AT_HOMEWORLD) spath045.wav My soul is warmed by your sincere and heartfelt words. It is decided -- we shall be friends forever. However, I soon must go about my duties, and sadly we may never see each other again. @@ -458,26 +458,26 @@ Goodbye...friend. #(we_fight_again_space) This battle stuff is fun! Let's do some more of it! -#(OK_FIGHT_AGAIN_SPACE) SPAT0046.wav +#(OK_FIGHT_AGAIN_SPACE) spath046.wav Aghk! You are twisted and perverse! You deserve to die. #(bye_angry_space) Don't go away mad, Spathi. Just go away. -#(GOODBYE_ANGRY_SPACE) SPAT0047.wav +#(GOODBYE_ANGRY_SPACE) spath047.wav I would like to suggest a new plan for you, Hunam: depart this region of space, and never return. #(look_weird) Man! You look weird -- all those claws and your gooey eyeball. Yuck! -#(YOU_LOOK_WEIRD) SPAT0048.wav +#(YOU_LOOK_WEIRD) spath048.wav Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. #(no_look_really_weird) No, it's not. You are plain, dog ugly. -#(NO_YOU_LOOK_REALLY_WEIRD) SPAT0049.wav +#(NO_YOU_LOOK_REALLY_WEIRD) spath049.wav Oh yeah? Oh YEAH!? Well... You are too. @@ -485,7 +485,7 @@ You are too. #(come_in_peace) We are on a peaceful mission through the Cosmos. -#(AGAINST_NATURE) SPAT0050.wav +#(AGAINST_NATURE) spath050.wav Two aspects of your last statement defy the course of nature as I know it. First `Peace' as you call it, is an illusion. @@ -496,7 +496,7 @@ Peaceful missions through the Cosmos rarely require weapons large enough to punc #(prepare_to_die) Are you prepared to die today, Spathi? -#(ALWAYS_PREPARED) SPAT0051.wav +#(ALWAYS_PREPARED) spath051.wav We Spathi are always prepared to die, we know just what to do. It goes something like this AIEEEE! No! Please be merciful! Not my claw! Please, no! I beg of you! The Pain! NO! @@ -504,14 +504,14 @@ AIEEEE! No! Please be merciful! Not my claw! Please, no! I beg of you! The Pain! #(since_friendly_give_stuff) Since we are now friends, it is customary for you to give us things. -#(GIVE_ADVICE) SPAT0052.wav +#(GIVE_ADVICE) spath052.wav Certainly, perhaps beginning with some advice. Don't presume we are stupid. #(whats_up_space_1) Friend Spathi, what important facts can you relate? -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) SPAT0053.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) spath053.wav I guess the only event of importance I know about concerns the low and stupid Umgah whose pranks we must suffer on a regular basis. At least we have removed one source of their annoying jokes -- an unusually strong Hyperwave 'Caster @@ -526,20 +526,20 @@ thus ending their attempts at sick levity. #(bye_friendly_space) Goodbye, Spathi, I hope you remain well. -#(GOODBYE_FRIENDLY_SPACE) SPAT0054.wav +#(GOODBYE_FRIENDLY_SPACE) spath054.wav Goodbye, Hunam, I hope you aren't eaten by monsters. #(looking_for_a_few_good_squids) Let me be frank. We seek allies. -#(URQUAN_SLAVES) SPAT0055.wav +#(URQUAN_SLAVES) spath055.wav In case you have not forgotten, we are bonded to the Ur-Quan as slaves. The punishment for the plan you propose can be described as `Death'. #(why_slaves) That brings up a good point. If you are such cowards, why do you fight for the Ur-Quan? -#(UMGAH_TRICK) SPAT0056.wav +#(UMGAH_TRICK) spath056.wav This is a sad tale, so do not even try to contain your tears. After the Ur-Quan demolished the Ilwrath, they turned the force of their Armada against us Spathi. The term `rapidly subjugated' would best describe what happened next. @@ -566,7 +566,7 @@ was an Umgah. #(tell_us_about_you) What can you tell us of your species? -#(ABOUT_US) SPAT0057.wav +#(ABOUT_US) spath057.wav We can best be described as `Meta-Mollusks' possessing the best qualities of both the clam and the Dravatz, which is not native to your world. We are intelligent and clever, though you would never call us cunning. @@ -576,14 +576,14 @@ Each day when we awaken we call forth the traditional Spathi prayer #(what_you_really_want) But what do you really want out of this great mystery called `Life'? -#(WANT_THIS) SPAT0058.wav +#(WANT_THIS) spath058.wav I want to live forever, with no pain whatsoever, owning vast personal property plus a company of nubiles. If this is in your power to give, I beg of you to do so. #(how_about_alliance) Under the circumstances, I think it would be best if you allied with Earth immediately. -#(SURE) SPAT0059.wav +#(SURE) spath059.wav Sure, consider it done. Allies to the bitter end. NOT! @@ -591,40 +591,40 @@ NOT! #(part_in_peace) We leave as we came, in peace. -#(KEEP_IT_SECRET) SPAT0060.wav +#(KEEP_IT_SECRET) spath060.wav Look, can we keep this as a secret between the two of us? It's really rather embarrassing. #(heard_youre_cowards) We have heard that you are a race of cowards. Is this true? -#(DARN_TOOTIN) SPAT0061.wav +#(DARN_TOOTIN) spath061.wav Yes, absolutely, and with no qualifications. This system has kept us alive for millenia, and we see no reason to change it now. #(wanna_fight) Wanna fight? -#(YES_WE_DO) SPAT0062.wav +#(YES_WE_DO) spath062.wav Er... Yeah, we do. #(so_lets_fight) So let us fight. -#(OK_LETS_FIGHT) SPAT0063.wav +#(OK_LETS_FIGHT) spath063.wav Okay, let's fight. Here we go. We're rarin' to fight. #(so_lets_fight_already) So let's fight, already! -#(DONT_REALLY_WANT_TO_FIGHT) SPAT0064.wav +#(DONT_REALLY_WANT_TO_FIGHT) spath064.wav Oh! Um... we changed our minds. We don't want to. Sorry. (Pwappy, you idiot! I told you that wouldn't work!) #(attack_you_now) Evil squid -- Prepare to Die! -#(YIPES) SPAT0065.wav +#(YIPES) spath065.wav I can't believe this! Not only is the Hunam alien unreasonably hostile but he doesn't even know his biological analogs! We are much more closely related to Earth clams and @@ -634,7 +634,7 @@ Yipes! #(whats_up_space_2) Hi folks, what's new? -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) SPAT0066.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) spath066.wav Very little, I'm afraid. We've just been watching the stars. You know, actually there was something that happened last month on the 17th; we saw a new star appear between the Circini and Chandrasekhar star clusters. @@ -645,14 +645,14 @@ I hope it comes back. #(give_us_info_from_space) Allies, grant us the boon of your wisdom. -#(GET_INFO_FROM_SPATHIWA) SPAT0067.wav +#(GET_INFO_FROM_SPATHIWA) spath067.wav Stuck as we are, here out in deep space, we learn little of interest. I suggest you consult the more interesting folk at Spathiwa. #(give_us_resources_space) Please share your mineral wealth with us, as allies. -#(GET_RESOURCES_FROM_SPATHIWA) SPAT0068.wav +#(GET_RESOURCES_FROM_SPATHIWA) spath068.wav As you wish. Our waste recycling unit is at your disposal. There you will find quantities of methane, sulfurous gas, and some interesting organic compounds. Feel free, take all you want. @@ -660,7 +660,7 @@ Feel free, take all you want. #(what_do_for_fun) What do you guys do for fun out here in deep space? -#(DO_THIS_FOR_FUN) SPAT0069.wav +#(DO_THIS_FOR_FUN) spath069.wav We used to be bored, but then we bought this cool entertainment product. It simulated a grand adventure through a thousand parsecs of hostile space where we met interesting aliens, uncovered the secrets of a long-lost superior race @@ -670,10 +670,10 @@ never mind, I can tell you aren't really interested. #(bye_ally_space) Goodbye, Friend Spathi. I hope your journey is a safe one. -#(GOODBYE_ALLY_SPACE) SPAT0070.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLY_SPACE) spath070.wav Same to you. -#(OK_WE_FIGHT_AT_PLUTO) SPAT0071.wav +#(OK_WE_FIGHT_AT_PLUTO) spath071.wav My ichors pulse through my body with unusual ferocity! Your arrogance has whipped me into a violent frenzy and I am compelled to engage you in preemptive-defensive action." diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/starbas/starbas.txt b/sc2/content/comm/starbas/starbas.txt index 853dedf72..1ebb22955 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/starbas/starbas.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/starbas/starbas.txt @@ -1,120 +1,120 @@ -#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_1) STARB000.WAV +#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_1) starb000.wav Before we go on, I have something important to tell you -#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_2) STARB001.WAV +#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_2) starb001.wav There is something I think you should know about -#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_3) STARB002.WAV +#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_3) starb002.wav By the way, we thought you should know -#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_4) STARB003.WAV +#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_4) starb003.wav Before we proceed, I wanted to let you know -#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_5) STARB004.WAV +#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_5) starb004.wav I have some information I think you should hear -#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_6) STARB005.WAV +#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_6) starb005.wav We've been waiting for you to return to inform you of a new situation -#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_7) STARB006.WAV +#(BEFORE_WE_GO_ON_7) starb006.wav I know you're busy, but I have some news -#(NORMAL_HELLO_A0) STARB007.WAV +#(NORMAL_HELLO_A0) starb007.wav Welcome back, Captain #(NORMAL_HELLO_A1) . -#(NORMAL_HELLO_B0) STARB008.WAV +#(NORMAL_HELLO_B0) starb008.wav Greetings, Captain #(NORMAL_HELLO_B1) . I am ready to assist you. -#(NORMAL_HELLO_C0) STARB009.WAV +#(NORMAL_HELLO_C0) starb009.wav It's good to see you again, Captain #(NORMAL_HELLO_C1) . -#(NORMAL_HELLO_D0) STARB010.WAV +#(NORMAL_HELLO_D0) starb010.wav Ah, Captain #(NORMAL_HELLO_D1) , I'm glad you're back. -#(NORMAL_HELLO_E0) STARB011.WAV +#(NORMAL_HELLO_E0) starb011.wav Hello Captain #(NORMAL_HELLO_E1) . -#(NORMAL_HELLO_F0) STARB012.WAV +#(NORMAL_HELLO_F0) starb012.wav I am at your disposal, Captain #(NORMAL_HELLO_F1) . -#(NORMAL_HELLO_G0) STARB013.WAV +#(NORMAL_HELLO_G0) starb013.wav Captain #(NORMAL_HELLO_G1) . I'm glad you made it back in one piece. -#(NORMAL_HELLO_H0) STARB014.WAV +#(NORMAL_HELLO_H0) starb014.wav I hope the battle fares well, Captain #(NORMAL_HELLO_H1) . -#(RETURN_HELLO) STARB015.WAV +#(RETURN_HELLO) starb015.wav Yes, Captain? #(NORMAL_HELLO_TAIL) -#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_A0) STARB016.WAV +#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_A0) starb016.wav Goodbye, Captain #(NORMAL_GOODBYE_A1) . -#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_B0) STARB017.WAV +#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_B0) starb017.wav Bring back lots of minerals, Captain #(NORMAL_GOODBYE_B1) . -#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_C0) STARB018.WAV +#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_C0) starb018.wav Return soon, Captain #(NORMAL_GOODBYE_C1) . -#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_D0) STARB019.WAV +#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_D0) starb019.wav Farewell Captain #(NORMAL_GOODBYE_D1) . -#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_E0) STARB020.WAV +#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_E0) starb020.wav Try to avoid getting gruesomely killed, Captain #(NORMAL_GOODBYE_E1) . -#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_F0) STARB021.WAV +#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_F0) starb021.wav We shall await your return, Captain #(NORMAL_GOODBYE_F1) . -#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_G0) STARB022.WAV +#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_G0) starb022.wav Blow up an Ur-Quan for me, Captain #(NORMAL_GOODBYE_G1) . -#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_H0) STARB023.WAV +#(NORMAL_GOODBYE_H0) starb023.wav Be careful out there, Captain #(NORMAL_GOODBYE_H1) . -#(LIGHT_LOAD_A0) STARB024.WAV +#(LIGHT_LOAD_A0) starb024.wav The more minerals you bring us, Captain #(LIGHT_LOAD_A1) , the faster you will be able to tackle the Ur-Quan. -#(LIGHT_LOAD_B0) STARB025.WAV +#(LIGHT_LOAD_B0) starb025.wav Light load this time, Captain #(LIGHT_LOAD_B1) ? -#(LIGHT_LOAD_C0) STARB026.WAV +#(LIGHT_LOAD_C0) starb026.wav Another small load, Captain -#(LIGHT_LOAD_C1) STARB027.WAV +#(LIGHT_LOAD_C1) starb027.wav ? Well, I suppose something is better than nothing. -#(LIGHT_LOAD_D0) STARB028.WAV +#(LIGHT_LOAD_D0) starb028.wav I don't mean to criticize, Captain #(LIGHT_LOAD_D1) , but it would be more efficient if you could return with larger loads. -#(LIGHT_LOAD_E0) STARB029.WAV +#(LIGHT_LOAD_E0) starb029.wav Pretty small amounts, #(LIGHT_LOAD_E1) . @@ -124,86 +124,86 @@ Captain #(LIGHT_LOAD_F1) . Bringing these small amounts of minerals is not cost-effective. Try getting larger loads. -#(LIGHT_LOAD_G0) STARB030.WAV +#(LIGHT_LOAD_G0) starb030.wav Not too much today, Captain #(LIGHT_LOAD_G1) . I hope you have better luck next time. -#(MEDIUM_LOAD_A0) STARB031.WAV +#(MEDIUM_LOAD_A0) starb031.wav Not a bad job, Captain #(MEDIUM_LOAD_A1) . -#(MEDIUM_LOAD_B0) STARB032.WAV +#(MEDIUM_LOAD_B0) starb032.wav Good work, Captain #(MEDIUM_LOAD_B1) . -#(MEDIUM_LOAD_C0) STARB033.WAV +#(MEDIUM_LOAD_C0) starb033.wav Thanks, Captain #(MEDIUM_LOAD_C1) . -#(MEDIUM_LOAD_D0) STARB034.WAV +#(MEDIUM_LOAD_D0) starb034.wav Keep it coming, Captain #(MEDIUM_LOAD_D1) . -#(MEDIUM_LOAD_E0) STARB035.WAV +#(MEDIUM_LOAD_E0) starb035.wav Pretty fair load, Captain #(MEDIUM_LOAD_E1) . Can you do better next time? -#(MEDIUM_LOAD_F0) STARB036.WAV +#(MEDIUM_LOAD_F0) starb036.wav Don't stop now, Captain #(MEDIUM_LOAD_F1) . We'll use every bit you bring us. -#(MEDIUM_LOAD_G0) STARB037.WAV +#(MEDIUM_LOAD_G0) starb037.wav A fair haul, Captain #(MEDIUM_LOAD_G1) . Maybe you should consider adding a storage bay so you can gather larger loads. -#(HEAVY_LOAD_A0) STARB038.WAV +#(HEAVY_LOAD_A0) starb038.wav Excellent work, Captain #(HEAVY_LOAD_A1) ! -#(HEAVY_LOAD_B0) STARB039.WAV +#(HEAVY_LOAD_B0) starb039.wav This will really help, Captain #(HEAVY_LOAD_B1) . -#(HEAVY_LOAD_C0) STARB040.WAV +#(HEAVY_LOAD_C0) starb040.wav A fine job, Captain #(HEAVY_LOAD_C1) ! -#(HEAVY_LOAD_D0) STARB041.WAV +#(HEAVY_LOAD_D0) starb041.wav Wow, #(HEAVY_LOAD_D1) , you really hit the mother lode this time! -#(HEAVY_LOAD_E0) STARB042.WAV +#(HEAVY_LOAD_E0) starb042.wav If you can keep this up, #(HEAVY_LOAD_E1) , we'll turn that flagship of yours into a genuine Dreadnought-Killer. -#(HEAVY_LOAD_F0) STARB043.WAV +#(HEAVY_LOAD_F0) starb043.wav Captain #(HEAVY_LOAD_F1) , you are to be commended. Keep up the good work! -#(HEAVY_LOAD_G0 ) STARB044.WAV +#(HEAVY_LOAD_G0 ) starb044.wav More fuel for the fire, eh, Captain #(HEAVY_LOAD_G1) ? That last load should keep it blazing! -#(STARBASE_IS_READY_A) STARB045.WAV +#(STARBASE_IS_READY_A) starb045.wav I have good news to report, Captain. We have successfully integrated the Precursor technology from your ship into our fabricator system and as you can see, we have already begun minor repairs on the @@ -220,30 +220,30 @@ Captain, I know you're eager to get to work, so I'm keeping this lecture short. If you have any questions -- how this Starbase works, what resources we need or just some background information on the galaxy at large -- don't hesitate to ask. -#(WHAT_KIND_OF_INFO) STARB046.WAV +#(WHAT_KIND_OF_INFO) starb046.wav Certainly, Captain. What do you need to know? -#(WHICH_FUNCTION) STARB047.WAV +#(WHICH_FUNCTION) starb047.wav We can modify your Precursor starship, build additional combat vessels and supply you with fuel and crew. -#(WHICH_HISTORY) STARB048.WAV +#(WHICH_HISTORY) starb048.wav What aspect of history, Captain? -#(WHICH_MISSION) STARB049.WAV +#(WHICH_MISSION) starb049.wav Can you be more specific? -#(OK_NO_NEED_INFO) STARB050.WAV +#(OK_NO_NEED_INFO) starb050.wav Fine. Is there anything else you need? -#(ABOUT_FUEL) STARB051.WAV +#(ABOUT_FUEL) starb051.wav This base was designed to service Hierarchy ships. Fortunately, your flagship uses the same stabilized antimatter technology as the Hierarchy vessels and we will be able to synthesize what you need. However, due to the size of your ship, we will have to produce enormous quantities of fuel which will be a substantial drain on our resources. -#(ABOUT_MODULES) STARB052.WAV +#(ABOUT_MODULES) starb052.wav Our engineers and Precursor specialists agree with the scientists from your world that your starship was built to be a 'workhorse' vehicle which can be easily reconfigured for different missions @@ -262,7 +262,7 @@ if put in the second slot, it fires two shots spread to the left and right of ce if put in the third slot, it fires two shots directly left and right and if put in the last or rear slot, it fires a single shot straight backwards. -#(ABOUT_CREW0) STARB053.WAV +#(ABOUT_CREW0) starb053.wav We have almost 2000 highly-motivated, skilled professionals aboard this starbase and every single one of them wants a berth aboard the #(ABOUT_CREW1) @@ -273,7 +273,7 @@ the RU cost will remain constant; but we have only so many warm bodies on this s and if your needs for crew grow beyond a certain point the cost will go up dramatically. -#(ABOUT_SHIPS) STARB054.WAV +#(ABOUT_SHIPS) starb054.wav Our shipyard facilities are sophisticated and fully automated, permitting a handful of starbase personnel to do the same job as five-hundred, vac-suited construction workers. However, @@ -288,7 +288,7 @@ but she secretly made copies of the blueprint disks, and has kept them with her These disks contain all the data we need to build as many Earthling Cruisers as you want provided you, Captain, can supply the large amounts of mineral resources required to build the vessels. -#(ABOUT_RU) STARB055.WAV +#(ABOUT_RU) starb055.wav As you know, Captain, we have committed the entire output of this station to your needs to building your flagship and your battle fleet into the strongest force possible; however our resources are very limited, and we feel YOU must decide @@ -302,7 +302,7 @@ To acquire more RU, you must bring resources back to the starbase. These resources can be either in the form of mineral ores which you have gathered from planet surfaces or the already-refined metals and other valuable materials from the wreckage of enemy starships. -#(ABOUT_MINERALS) STARB056.WAV +#(ABOUT_MINERALS) starb056.wav The most straight-forward way to accumulate Resource Units is to bring mineral ores back to this starbase. There are probably enough resources in just the nearby dozen stars @@ -312,19 +312,19 @@ I would also recommend that you build several additional Storage Bays. When gathering minerals, focus on 'cleaning-out' one star system at a time. This way, you minimize the cost of travel through HyperSpace. -#(ABOUT_LIFE) STARB057.WAV +#(ABOUT_LIFE) starb057.wav While I respect the search for abstract knowledge frankly, Captain, in our present circumstances I don't see much use for such data here. Perhaps you can make use of biological information somewhere else. I just don't know. -#(OK_ENOUGH_STARBASE) STARB058.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_STARBASE) starb058.wav What else can I tell you? -#(OK_ENOUGH_MISSION) STARB059.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_MISSION) starb059.wav What else can I tell you? -#(GET_MINERALS) STARB060.WAV +#(GET_MINERALS) starb060.wav You can find such minerals on almost any planet surface, but the quality and density will vary depending on the type of planet you're on. Base metals are probably the most common minerals you'll find, but they aren't particularly valuable. @@ -340,7 +340,7 @@ you will want to be careful to note the gravity of each world before you dispatc Some worlds simply do not have the resources to offset the cost of a landing. -#(ABOUT_ALIENS) STARB061.WAV +#(ABOUT_ALIENS) starb061.wav That all depends on who you meet, doesn't it, Captain? In all seriousness, if you encounter the Ilwrath, VUX, Androsynth, or other Hierarchy battle thrall I wouldn't hold out much hope for a peaceful encounter. @@ -350,12 +350,12 @@ If you can find Alliance races who are in a position to help us you MUST convince them to join with us! Their assistance may be crucial to our success. -#(MUST_DEFEAT) STARB062.WAV +#(MUST_DEFEAT) starb062.wav Captain, I wish I had an easy answer, but I don't. The only way I can see regaining Earth's freedom, as well as that of our Alliance allies ..is to destroy the Ur-Quan and their armada of battle thralls entirely. -#(DEFEAT_LIKE_SO) STARB063.WAV +#(DEFEAT_LIKE_SO) starb063.wav To defeat our enemies, we will need awesome strength, both in your flagship and fleet as well as the assistance of powerful new allies. Though combat will be unavoidable, and sometimes necessary to achieve our goals @@ -363,12 +363,12 @@ I am certain that your wits will be at least as important as your weapons. You will need to explore this region of space, gathering resources and information wherever you go. I suspect your quest will lead you across a thousand light years. -#(FIND_URQUAN) STARB064.WAV +#(FIND_URQUAN) starb064.wav I don't know, Captain, but I suspect their battle thralls know more than we do; so I suggest you try to gather information from them, perhaps by force. -#(FIGHT_URQUAN) STARB065.WAV +#(FIGHT_URQUAN) starb065.wav At first, your ship will be far too vulnerable to permit frontal assaults on the Ur-Quan. Even when your ship is at full power, we are faced with the reality that the Hierarchy has THOUSANDS of ships @@ -382,7 +382,7 @@ You need to find out if that rumor was true, Captain because if the Ur-Quan do have such a weapon, we will have to find some way to stop it or all our efforts are for naught. -#(ALLY_LIKE_SO) STARB066.WAV +#(ALLY_LIKE_SO) starb066.wav If you encounter an unknown alien race, proceed carefully and diplomatically -- -- we need all the friends we can get, and we certainly can't afford any more enemies. Remember, Captain, with your Precursor starship, you hold a 'stick' of awesome power @@ -390,34 +390,34 @@ but there will be situations when dealing with an alien race where a 'carrot' will serve far better than a stick. But first you must determine what 'carrot' the alien wants. -#(STRONG_LIKE_SO) STARB067.WAV +#(STRONG_LIKE_SO) starb067.wav You need to accumulate enough resources so that we can build up your flagship and assemble a strong fleet. I would also recommend that you acquire blueprints for other, more powerful ships than our trusty Cruiser. I suspect that aliens will not give you such 'prints unless you form an alliance with them. -#(OK_ENOUGH_DEFEAT) STARB068.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_DEFEAT) starb068.wav What else can we discuss? -#(WHICH_ALIEN) STARB069.WAV +#(WHICH_ALIEN) starb069.wav Which group of aliens? -#(WHICH_WAR) STARB070.WAV +#(WHICH_WAR) starb070.wav What about the War? -#(WHICH_ANCIENT) STARB071.WAV +#(WHICH_ANCIENT) starb071.wav We have some data on this subject. What do you want to know about? -#(OK_ENOUGH_HISTORY) STARB072.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_HISTORY) starb072.wav Sure. Anything else? -#(WHICH_ALLIANCE) STARB073.WAV +#(WHICH_ALLIANCE) starb073.wav Okay, which race? -#(WHICH_HIERARCHY) STARB074.WAV +#(WHICH_HIERARCHY) starb074.wav Which species? -#(ABOUT_OTHER) STARB075.WAV +#(ABOUT_OTHER) starb075.wav None that we had made formal contact with. The Chenjesu implied that they had met at least 2 other starfaring species one near the Giclas constellation, and the other directly coreward from Procyon. @@ -426,10 +426,10 @@ but like so much else with the Arilou, they never revealed the whole story. I am sure there are hundreds more alien races in our galaxy, but beyond what I have just told you, your guess is as good as mine. -#(OK_ENOUGH_ALIENS) STARB076.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_ALIENS) starb076.wav Would you like information on any other aspect of history? -#(ABOUT_SHOFIXTI) STARB077.WAV +#(ABOUT_SHOFIXTI) starb077.wav The Shofixti are a race of intelligent marsupials who had been `civilized' for only a few decades when the War began. They were discovered in the Delta Gorno star system by the Yehat who adopted and then `uplifted' the Shofixti, giving them advanced technology and cultural definition. @@ -439,19 +439,19 @@ You know, I once flew as a observer aboard one of their ships routine patrol, we never even saw the enemy but I could never stop thinking about the `Glory Device' it had strapped to the bottom of its hull. -#(ABOUT_YEHAT) STARB078.WAV +#(ABOUT_YEHAT) starb078.wav The Yehat are a race of ancient warrior clans who have been traveling the stars for many centuries. The clans are highly competitive and sometimes even wage war on each other; but the clans are all loyal to the Queen and her royal family, known as the Veep-Zeeps. The Veep-Zeeps have been in power for over 2,000 years, and it is said that during their rule the Yehat have never lost a battle. -#(ABOUT_ARILOU) STARB079.WAV +#(ABOUT_ARILOU) starb079.wav I like to think I'm not a bigoted person, Captain, especially when it comes to allies but there is just something about those Arilou that gives me the creeps. Maybe it's because of the way they just stare, stare, stare, never saying anything, and keep smiling all the while. -#(ABOUT_CHENJESU) STARB080.WAV +#(ABOUT_CHENJESU) starb080.wav The Chenjesu were the leaders of the Alliance, even though they refused to formally accept the title. I don't know if their silicon-based biology is just plain superior to our old carbon models or if their fantastic intellects were the product of an ancient, peaceful culture. @@ -459,7 +459,7 @@ Whatever the reason, I'd rather be taking orders from a Chenjesu than any other When the Ur-Quan made their blitzkrieg move and took down the Chenjesu and Mmrnmhrm we all pretty much knew what the outcome of the War was going to be. -#(ABOUT_MMRNMHRM) STARB081.WAV +#(ABOUT_MMRNMHRM) starb081.wav We didn't really get much of a chance to learn about those mechanical beings, but I'll tell you what I know. They are the product of a distant, unknown culture @@ -470,7 +470,7 @@ My personal guess as to why they were sent here is that they are the leading edg and once the Mmrnmhrm have tamed enough new worlds, the genuine colonists -- whoever they are will arrive to claim their due. -#(ABOUT_SYREEN) COMAN082 .WAV +#(ABOUT_SYREEN) starb082.wav Most raw recruits see the Syreen as nothing more than warm, breathing pin-ups. Warm they are, and yes, they do breathe most magnificently but Captain, they are far more than simple joy units. @@ -482,10 +482,10 @@ We were shipmates... friends... during the last part of the War but now, that's all in the past. What is your next question, Captain? -#(OK_ENOUGH_ALLIANCE) STARB083.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_ALLIANCE) starb083.wav What other group of aliens are you interested in? -#(ABOUT_URQUAN) STARB084.WAV +#(ABOUT_URQUAN) starb084.wav Our enemy is cunning, relentless and possesses technology superior to all but, perhaps that found aboard your starship. The Ur-Quan are born, live and die for one purpose only: @@ -497,7 +497,7 @@ I'd sure like to know what made those wormy bastards as twisted as they are and I'd like to know why they keep on the move, never stop longer than it takes to enslave whoever they find. -#(ABOUT_MYCON) STARB085.WAV +#(ABOUT_MYCON) starb085.wav The Mycon are hard to get a handle on. In fact, I'm not sure any human has ever had a real conversation with a Mycon. What we know of them we have learned from their corpses, which, I may add @@ -507,7 +507,7 @@ This is probably because the Mycon only thrive in temperatures close to the melt As far as we know, the Mycon are the only race to actively seek out the Ur-Quan in order to become combat slaves. -#(ABOUT_SPATHI) STARB086.WAV +#(ABOUT_SPATHI) starb086.wav Imagine facing a cowardly, mobile clam armed with a howitzer and you've got good idea of what it's like dealing with a Spathi. Although they tend to avoid battles as much as their masters will allow @@ -518,7 +518,7 @@ painted their ships black with bright red stripes and formed the `Black Spathi Squadron', dedicated to performing brave and hostile deeds. Like I said, I'd have to see it to believe it. -#(ABOUT_UMGAH) STARB087.WAV +#(ABOUT_UMGAH) starb087.wav It's unfortunate that the Umgah fell to the Ur-Quan so early in the War because I suspect we would have gotten along well with those big blob creatures; at the very least it would have been entertaining. @@ -528,7 +528,7 @@ The Arilou intimated that they had a relationship with the Umgah before the Ur-Q but I don't know any details. -#(ABOUT_ANDROSYNTH) STARB088.WAV +#(ABOUT_ANDROSYNTH) starb088.wav When I was flying combat missions along the Coreward Front there was nothing we feared more than an Androsynth Hit-And-Run Squadron. Their Blazer starships were more than a match for our cruisers. @@ -536,7 +536,7 @@ In addition, I think each of us aboard ship knew deep down in our hearts that the Androsynth had damn good reasons for hating us. Our grandparents had kept them as slaves for nearly 50 years. -#(ABOUT_VUX) STARB089.WAV +#(ABOUT_VUX) starb089.wav The starship Far Voyager, under the command of Captain Jeffry L. Rand, encountered the VUX near Beta Mira. Although the details are hazy, it is generally accepted that Rand offended the VUX starship Commander with an inadvertent insult. @@ -545,7 +545,7 @@ for the Ur-Quan to enter the region in force and subjugate the VUX. With the VUX on their side, the Hierarchy grew strong enough to attack the Alliance the rest, as they say, is history. -#(ABOUT_ILWRATH) STARB090.WAV +#(ABOUT_ILWRATH) starb090.wav I still have nightmares about one of the Spiders -- an Ilwrath -- taking me prisoner -- using me in one of their sick sacrifices to Dogar and Kazon their twin gods of destruction and torment. @@ -553,10 +553,10 @@ Those guys were almost as scary as the Androsynth to those of us on deep-space p Their Avenger starships could appear out of nowhere and melt a Cruiser down to slag in seconds. Luckily for us, the bulk of the Ilwrath fleet was thrown against the Chenjesu and Mmrnmhrm. -#(OK_ENOUGH_HIERARCHY) STARB091.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_HIERARCHY) starb091.wav What other group of aliens are you interested in? -#(ABOUT_PRECURSORS) STARB092.WAV +#(ABOUT_PRECURSORS) starb092.wav Hell, you probably know more about them than I do, but here goes... about 200,000 years ago when our great-to-the-nth-grandparents were just starting to play with stone knives and bearskins a starfaring species suddenly appeared on the galactic scene and spread like wildfire. @@ -575,7 +575,7 @@ they vanished, poof! As far as we can tell, it took less than a decade to happen No dead bodies, no ruined spaceships, no melted planets or other signs of a struggle. It's like they all got up one day and disintegrated themselves. -#(ABOUT_OLD_RACES) STARB093.WAV +#(ABOUT_OLD_RACES) starb093.wav You mean besides the Precursors? Well, the only information I have is second-hand based on some research by a Chenjesu historian that I read at the Academy. Tzzz-Tzer-Tzak, the historian, found some evidence that there was a group of alien races @@ -586,7 +586,7 @@ The presence of the hostile Androsynth in that part of space severely limited Tzzz-Tzer-Tzak's research. He never even found out the race's name. -#(ABOUT_ALIENS_ON_EARTH) STARB094.WAV +#(ABOUT_ALIENS_ON_EARTH) starb094.wav Yes, there is. Aside from the Precursor relics we have found on Earth -- -- often in museums, mislabeled as 'modern art' -- @@ -611,10 +611,10 @@ and by that time the War was occupying everyone's attention. We never got a chance to confront the Ariloulaleelay about what they did to us and why. I wonder if we ever will? -#(OK_ENOUGH_ANCIENT) STARB095.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_ANCIENT) starb095.wav Would you like information on any other aspect of history? -#(URQUAN_STARTED_WAR) STARB096.WAV +#(URQUAN_STARTED_WAR) starb096.wav Earth got involved late in the game, in 2112, when the Chenjesu arrived in our solar system for the first time so let's back up a few years to 2098 when the Chenjesu's super-sensitive receivers detected a strange signal from the Ophiuchi constellation. @@ -636,7 +636,7 @@ The timing seemed unusual and the Arilou were definitely weird, looking like the but we were so busy cranking up our moth-balled heavy industry that we didn't really pay it much attention at the time. -#(WAR_WAS_LIKE_SO) STARB097.WAV +#(WAR_WAS_LIKE_SO) starb097.wav At the start of the war, here on Earth we were working like crazy churning out hundreds of heavy Cruisers and smaller support vehicles. The Ur-Quan were busy too. Unbeknownst to us, they had moved down toward the Luyten star group @@ -652,7 +652,7 @@ The last entrants to the conflict were the Syreen, a race of space gypsies who had escaped the Hierarchy by moving their vast fleet of slow-moving habitats into human space in 2122. With the sides set, the last Ur-Quan offensive began. -#(LOST_WAR_BECAUSE) STARB098.WAV +#(LOST_WAR_BECAUSE) starb098.wav The Ur-Quan came roaring through VUX space, and tried to push past the Indi and Mira star systems. Their onslaught was barely repulsed and our counter-attack made hardly a dent in Hierarchy forces but we held the line -- The Coreward front remained intact. @@ -674,7 +674,7 @@ Moscow, Beijing, Tokyo, London, Buenos Aires, and Washington. We'd lost the War and we knew it, but the Ur-Quan decided to make it real clear -- -- and that's why if you check our most recent maps, you won't find Buenos Aires. -#(AFTER_WAR) STARB099.WAV +#(AFTER_WAR) starb099.wav After the UN submitted their formal surrender we were given a week to decide what kind of slaves we wanted to be. The Ur-Quan demanded that the decision be made through popular vote. @@ -706,24 +706,24 @@ and our contact with the outside world stopped. The next time I saw the stars was 8 years ago, when I was transferred up here to be the new commander of this starbase. -#(OK_ENOUGH_WAR) STARB100.WAV +#(OK_ENOUGH_WAR) starb100.wav Would you like information on any other aspect of history? -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_TAIL) STARB101.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_TAIL) starb101.wav That's all for now, Captain. -#(BETWEEN_BULLETINS) STARB102.WAV +#(BETWEEN_BULLETINS) starb102.wav also -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_1) STARB103.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_1) starb103.wav Captain, a delegation of Spathi has just arrived here under orders from their High Council to form an alliance and assist us against the Hierarchy! They have provided fabricator blueprint data for their 'Eluder' spacecraft and promise a steady supply of captains for as many ships as we build. Excellent work, Captain! -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_2) STARB104.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_2) starb104.wav It would appear that your diplomatic efforts have struck gold, Captain. We have been contacted by a race called the Zoq-Fot-Pik who wish to fulfill their part of 'the Unification' -- @@ -732,19 +732,19 @@ They have sent us specifications for their Stinger-class attack vessels as well as a large number of Zoq-Fot-Pik commanding officers. You're doing a fine job, Captain. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_3) STARB105.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_3) starb105.wav A race of plant creatures called the Supox have arrived in your absence, Captain. They offered use of their ship designs and will supply as many starship captains as we require. I, of course, accepted their offer immediately. Captain, if you continue to build such strong alliances as this one we will surely win our battle against the Ur-Quan! -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_4) STARB106.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_4) starb106.wav Not long ago, a small Utwig fleet arrived here at the starbase. After spending a few days setting up our fabricators to build their Jugger starships they departed to join their fellow Utwig and Supox allies against the Kohr-Ah. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_5) STARB107.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_5) starb107.wav We have been invaded by an alien race calling themselves the `Orz', though so far the invasion is a friendly one. The fishlike creatures have been stomping around the base in their robotic walking exoskeletons which look like combat vac-suits, if you ask me. @@ -752,7 +752,7 @@ Based on the summary reports I've seen on their `Nemesis' ship design, I have bu I like it! I'd say we have quite a nasty little surprise in store for the Ur-Quan the next time you tangle with them. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_6) STARB108.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_6) starb108.wav Good news, Captain! With no announcement, a small fleet of Ariloulaleelay popped into space adjacent to our starbase scaring the hell out of the Deep-Radar operator, I might add. @@ -760,7 +760,7 @@ You probably know I don't much care for Arilou -- personal reasons but right now I could kiss every one of those pale little weirdoes because they gave us three Skiff vessels! -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_7) STARB109.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_7) starb109.wav We are receiving a priority distress call from the Zoq-Fot Homeworld at Alpha Tucanae. The signal was urgent but extremely weak. The only portions of the transmission we can be sure of are: `HELP!' @@ -771,51 +771,51 @@ The signal was urgent but extremely weak. The only portions of the transmission and finally `HELP!' -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_8) STARB110.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_8) starb110.wav A previously unknown alien race has made contact with our base over the past few days. They call themselves the Melnorme, and are anxious to initiate trading relations with us. If we are interested, they suggest making a rendezvous at Alpha Centauri. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_9) STARB111.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_9) starb111.wav The Melnorme returned to the starbase, wondering when you will meet them. They seemed friendly but were unwilling to deal with us, claiming that we had no data they consider valuable. They said to make contact with them in any supergiant star system. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_10) STARB112.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_10) starb112.wav Our deep-space monitoring team has detected faint alien signals coming from Uranus or somewhere in that general direction. The emanations are definitely being generated from within the solar system and could represent the presence of a Hierarchy spy. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_11) STARB113.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_11) starb113.wav We have a major situation Captain! As of a few days ago, all Spathi starship captains have vanished from our starbase. We do not know how or why, but until we receive replacements from Spathiwa you will be unable to commission any additional Spathi Eluder vessels for your fleet. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_12) STARB114.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_12) starb114.wav We are being bathed in broad-beam HyperWave transmission from the direction of the Rigel star system. Due to the broadcast's wide dispersion, we cannot discern its content. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_13) STARB115.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_13) starb115.wav We have made a formal alliance with the Chmmr. Their ships can now be built in our shipyards.; -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_14) STARB116.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_14) starb116.wav The Shofixti have returned! Their ships can now be built in our shipyards and their many volunteers are swelling our ranks lowering the resource cost for new crew. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_15) STARB117.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_15) starb117.wav We have detected a minute but measurable disturbance in the InterSpace fabric at approximate TrueSpace coordinate 100:50. Our scientists speculate that this disturbance may be caused by many thousands of HyperWarp penetrations all in phase -- as though a huge fleet of ships were on the move. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_16) STARB118.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_16) starb118.wav In the log of your voyage from Unzervalt, I read that you encountered a tumbling, red probe that attacked the Tobermoon, killing Captain Burton. Over the past few months we have monitored an increasing number of these probes entering the system, @@ -825,7 +825,7 @@ I recommend you treat this as a serious problem now, before it becomes a disaste Discover who is creating these probes and stop them from creating any more. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_18) STARB119.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_18) starb119.wav This seems strange to me, and I considered not even bringing it up but not long ago, six of my people fell unconscious at exactly the same moment for no apparent reason. When they awoke hours later, they reported being overwhelmed by a feeling @@ -833,7 +833,7 @@ a feeling that something VERY wrong had taken place. The Med Techs couldn't find anything wrong with these crew members, but they discovered one correlation. All six of them have exceptionally high esper ratings. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_19) STARB120.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_19) starb120.wav In the two weeks which have passed since the Chmmr began work on your vessel they have attached the Utwig bomb to your ship, and have also put in place their own crystalline amplification devices to boost dramatically the power of the weapon. @@ -847,7 +847,7 @@ But here's the good news The Chmmr have provided us with an unbelievable wealth of minerals and other resources. We no longer have limits on what we can build for your flagship, or your fleet. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_22) STARB121.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_22) starb121.wav I have somber news. For weeks now we have been scanning space in the direction of the Tucanae stars hoping to hear some word from our Zoq-Fot-Pik allies @@ -856,7 +856,7 @@ We did receive an alien broadcast however -- it rang through space like an elect I think the best way to describe it would be exultant. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_27) STARB122.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_27) starb122.wav Captain, I have an unpleasant topic to discuss with you, but this needs to be resolved right away. There is some kind of wild rumor blowing around the starbase that you have sold your own crew to the Druuge as slaves. @@ -865,7 +865,7 @@ Look Captain, I know you would never do anything like that, and I'm sorry I even but now I can assure everyone that this is just one of those damn fool lies that gets passed around during wartime. Thank you for your patience, Captain. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_28) STARB123.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_28) starb123.wav I have just received incontrovertible evidence that you HAVE been selling members of your own crew to the Druuge. Captain, how could you!? Don't you know what the Druuge will use those men and women for? @@ -879,7 +879,7 @@ With the word out on what you have done, it's going to be pretty damn hard to re for your next trip. I expect the RU cost for crew will sky-rocket. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_29) STARB124.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_29) starb124.wav Well Captain, we have another problem. Your efforts on our behalf have been amazing, I truly believe that we may win this struggle but these achievements have not been gained without a price. @@ -890,7 +890,7 @@ Crew are quickly becoming a valuable commodity, Captain and I expect their RU cost will reflect this. -#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_30) STARB125.WAV +#(STARBASE_BULLETIN_30) starb125.wav I can't believe what I've just heard! Captain, you're a heinous slave-trader! Your exchanges with the Druuge have become a horror story throughout the entire starbase. @@ -898,16 +898,16 @@ If anyone here is stupid enough to join your crew, I expect the RU cost will be If you weren't our only hope for freedom, Captain, I'd kill you where you stand. As it is, expect me to bring charges against you when this is all over. -#(DEVICE_HEAD) STARB126.WAV +#(DEVICE_HEAD) starb126.wav Certainly, their analysis reads as follows: -#(BETWEEN_DEVICES) STARB127.WAV +#(BETWEEN_DEVICES) starb127.wav The next entry in the analysis is: -#(DEVICE_TAIL) STARB128.WAV +#(DEVICE_TAIL) starb128.wav That's the end of our scientists' report. -#(ABOUT_PORTAL) STARB129.WAV +#(ABOUT_PORTAL) starb129.wav SUBJECT: QuasiSpace Portal Spawner. DATA: Device is a hybrid of different alien technologies, including Arilou and Ur-Quan elements. Our tests show that this device temporarily creates a weakness in the fabric between HyperSpace @@ -916,7 +916,7 @@ and since the unit's power supply is self-contained, we cannot estimate how long SUMMARY: Use of this device will permit a starship to make transit to a different dimension. The hazards and benefits of this process are impossible to ascertain without field study. -#(ABOUT_TALKPET) STARB130.WAV +#(ABOUT_TALKPET) starb130.wav SUBJECT: Talking Pet Lifeform. DATA: This creature is physiologically identical to the so-called Ur-Quan `Talking Pet 'with one notable exception. It is highly intelligent, and evidences strong psychic capabilities. @@ -930,7 +930,7 @@ we talked about roses, daisies, and other pretty flowers! SUMMARY: Everything's okay! We have nothing to worry about with this cuddly little guy. Not one thing! -#(ABOUT_BOMB) STARB131.WAV +#(ABOUT_BOMB) starb131.wav SUBJECT: Utwig Bomb Device. DATA: Analysis has yielded little about this device largely because of our technicians' unwillingness to open it, or even remove the bomb from your ship. @@ -944,7 +944,7 @@ DO NOT ACTIVATE THIS DEVICE! LEAVE IT ALONE! Any experimentation should be conducted AT LEAST 12 AU from this starbase preferably a bit further. -#(ABOUT_SUN) STARB132.WAV +#(ABOUT_SUN) starb132.wav SUBJECT: Sun Device. DATA: The unit contains a power generator whose output magnitude is simply mind-croggeling. When activated, the device radiates visible light equivalent to less than 1/100 of 1% of our sun @@ -952,7 +952,7 @@ however, when placed close to a planet, perhaps in orbit, its brilliance would r SUMMARY: Another Precursor tool whose function is to replace or augment a sun by radiating a huge amount of energy in the orange-yellow spectral band. -#(ABOUT_MAIDENS) STARB133.WAV +#(ABOUT_MAIDENS) starb133.wav SUBJECT: Shofixti Maidens. DATA: Subjects appear to be 16 Shofixti females, all in young adulthood. Subjects appear to be in good condition, with little or no freezer burn or other degeneration. @@ -962,14 +962,14 @@ Until such a time as we feel we can induce artificial parthenogenesis or otherwise give the Shofixti sexual viability, our recommendation is to keep them as they are asleep. -#(ABOUT_SPHERE) STARB134.WAV +#(ABOUT_SPHERE) starb134.wav SUBJECT: Rosy Sphere Device. DATA: The specimen is 5 centimeters in diameter, perfectly smooth and composed of a blood-red translucent substance. Tests show that it has atypical ferro-magnetic properties, but is utterly non-conductive. SUMMARY: Probably a Precursor tool -- function unknown. -#(ABOUT_HELIX) STARB135.WAV +#(ABOUT_HELIX) starb135.wav SUBJECT: Aqua Helix Device. DATA: This device is composed of a light blue, super-hard substance which rates Mohs-13. The object is composed of a flat ribbon of homogenous material approximately 1 meter in length @@ -977,14 +977,14 @@ and it is twisted in a perfect helix. Deep radar and nucleo-magnetic scans reveal little about its interior. SUMMARY: Unknown design. Unknown origin. Unknown function. -#(ABOUT_SPINDLE) STARB136.WAV +#(ABOUT_SPINDLE) starb136.wav SUBJECT: Clear Spindle Device. DATA: The object in question has no clear use or means of activation but does have super-conductive characteristics between 18 and 22 degrees C. We suspect that it is of Precursor manufacture, but we cannot be certain without extended study. SUMMARY: In all likelihood, this object is a part of a larger device whose capabilities remain unknown. -#(ABOUT_ULTRON_0) STARB137.WAV +#(ABOUT_ULTRON_0) starb137.wav SUBJECT: Ultron Device. We put this thing through every test we've got, and came up with the same results as if we'd used a fork nothing, zero, zip. @@ -992,7 +992,7 @@ If this thing ever functioned -- which we doubt -- it certainly won't now. Age and physical stress have long since robbed it of whatever `mystical powers' it might once have had. SUMMARY: In the future, please don't waste our valuable time on junk like this so-called `Ultron.' -#(ABOUT_ULTRON_1) STARB138.WAV +#(ABOUT_ULTRON_1) starb138.wav SUBJECT: Ultron Device. DATA: At first we thought this was a piece of junk -- in fact it may still be just that but when you submitted it to us, we infused it with gamma radiation @@ -1001,14 +1001,14 @@ recorded from the `Empties', the `Singing Hoops', and `the Big Dud' which were all found in the Precursor burrows on Procyon. SUMMARY: We are now convinced that this is a Precursor tool, but it remains dysfunctional. -#(ABOUT_ULTRON_2) STARB139.WAV +#(ABOUT_ULTRON_2) starb139.wav SUBJECT: Ultron Device. DATA: The Ultron is partially functional, and we can detect energy emission from the device. We suspect that the unit requires additional minor repairs before achieving full functionality and until that time, we cannot make an assessment of its capabilities. SUMMARY: A single additional replacement part should bring the Ultron to life. -#(ABOUT_ULTRON_3) STARB140.WAV +#(ABOUT_ULTRON_3) starb140.wav SUBJECT: Ultron. DATA: We have determined that the so-called `Ultron' is in fact the `Appendages of Dawn' described in the Precursor fragment found on Rigel in 2123. @@ -1019,21 +1019,21 @@ nor do those of the allied species we have tested. SUMMARY: Perhaps the Utwig, who claim to understand this device, can shed some light on its true function and power. -#(ABOUT_UCASTER) STARB141.WAV +#(ABOUT_UCASTER) starb141.wav SUBJECT: HyperWave Broad`Caster - Umgah Design. DATA: This unit is capable of generating intense HyperWave transmissions without revealing itself as their source. It is otherwise similar to our own `Casters. SUMMARY: This thing would be great for practical jokes. You could scream `Boo!' from the Oort Cloud and scare the pants, or whatever, off everyone in the system. -#(ABOUT_BCASTER) STARB142.WAV +#(ABOUT_BCASTER) starb142.wav SUBJECT: HyperWave Broad`Caster - Unknown Design. DATA: This technology is new to us, and though a bit primitive by Alliance standards is capable of generating a VERY strong signal. SUMMARY: Should you wish to send a message across a solar system, or through a mile of steel this baby would do just fine. -#(ABOUT_SHIELD) STARB143.WAV +#(ABOUT_SHIELD) starb143.wav SUBJECT: Taalo Device. DATA: Whoever the Taalo were, they were clever -- way past us, probably even beyond the Chenjesu. As far as I can tell, with all our equipment, this thing is @@ -1046,7 +1046,7 @@ SUMMARY: If you keep this Taalo rock device thing on board your vessel I'll bet you are immune to any form of psychic attack or at least mostly immune. -#(ABOUT_EGGCASE_0) STARB144.WAV +#(ABOUT_EGGCASE_0) starb144.wav SUBJECT: Mycon Egg Case. DATA: We didn't really know Mycons came from eggs, but our analysis of this sheath shows that its genetic analog is nearly the same as that recorded from Mycon tissue samples during the War. @@ -1056,17 +1056,17 @@ we know Mycons range in height from .5 to 3.5 meters but our reconstruction of the whole egg case shows it to be over 25 meters high! SUMMARY: If a Mycon came out of this, it is probably really big. -#(ABOUT_SHUTTLE) STARB145.WAV +#(ABOUT_SHUTTLE) starb145.wav SUBJECT: Syreen Pilot Shuttle. DATA: As yet, the field research team has failed to report back to their group leaders. When we called them, they described being deep in study and wished to attend to a few important details before returning to the base. SUMMARY: Several group leaders have volunteered to assist the field team to `help them where they can.' -#(ABOUT_VUXBEAST0) STARB146.WAV +#(ABOUT_VUXBEAST0) starb146.wav SUBJECT: Hostile Alien Creature. -#(ABOUT_VUXBEAST1) STARB191.WAV +#(ABOUT_VUXBEAST1) starb191.wav DATA: This is newly-promoted, junior scientist Hawkins reporting. Dr. Chu -- he's the leader of this section -- he's still in the sick bay. He's been there ever since that thing took a swipe at him when he got too close to the cage. @@ -1084,14 +1084,14 @@ SUMMARY: The sooner you get that thing off this starbase the less likely it is that that thing will get loose and kill us all. Uh... guess that's it. -#(ABOUT_DESTRUCT) STARB147.WAV +#(ABOUT_DESTRUCT) starb147.wav SUBJECT: Slylandro Probe Destruct Code Sequence. DATA: This is a complex sequence of program instructions using an encryption sequence similar in some ways to the Rolling-Phung algorithm. SUMMARY: When a Slylandro Probe approaches, open a hailing frequency, wait for a response and then transmit the code. -#(ABOUT_WARPPOD) STARB148.WAV +#(ABOUT_WARPPOD) starb148.wav SUBJECT: Ur-Quan Warp Pod. DATA: This unit appears to be the core for the starboard warp pod of an Ur-Quan Dreadnought. It is surprisingly similar to our own warp cores @@ -1099,71 +1099,71 @@ but it generates a much stronger, tighter field than the equipment we have on ou SUMMARY: For us, the Warp Pod is little more than a curiosity though you may find some useful application for it in the future. -#(ABOUT_ARTIFACT_2) STARB149.WAV +#(ABOUT_ARTIFACT_2) starb149.wav SUBJECT: Wimbli's Trident Device. DATA: I presume this device is named `Wimbli's Trident' because of the name, `Wimbli', crudely etched into its base. SUMMARY: To be honest, Captain, I believe that the Druuge robbed you blind. -#(ABOUT_ARTIFACT_3) STARB150.WAV +#(ABOUT_ARTIFACT_3) starb150.wav SUBJECT: Glowing Rod Device. DATA: We had high hopes for this device, Captain, because of the constant, pulsing aura it generated. However, I am afraid after investigating the object, and locating its concealed batteries slot we had conclude that this was nothing more than a well-crafted toy. SUMMARY: In the future, Captain, I would be very careful what I bought from the Druuge. -#(LETS_SEE) STARB151.WAV +#(LETS_SEE) starb151.wav Hmm... let's see... -#(GO_GET_MINERALS) STARB152.WAV +#(GO_GET_MINERALS) starb152.wav I guess I'd go gather more minerals to build up a good supply of resource units. -#(IMPROVE_FLAGSHIP_WITH_RU) STARB153.WAV +#(IMPROVE_FLAGSHIP_WITH_RU) starb153.wav Use the Resource Units you have accumulated to improve your flagship. -#(GOT_OK_FLAGSHIP) STARB154.WAV +#(GOT_OK_FLAGSHIP) starb154.wav Your flagship is in pretty good shape -#(GO_ALLY_WITH_ALIENS) STARB155.WAV +#(GO_ALLY_WITH_ALIENS) starb155.wav You should investigate building alliances with non-hostile alien races. Their assistance is crucial to our success. -#(MADE_SOME_ALLIES) STARB156.WAV +#(MADE_SOME_ALLIES) starb156.wav You have established several successful alliances with alien races -#(GET_SHIPS_BY_MINING_OR_ALLIANCE) STARB157.WAV +#(GET_SHIPS_BY_MINING_OR_ALLIANCE) starb157.wav Build up your fleet of combat vessels. Their additional strength and the flexibility granted by their various powers will greatly enhance your ability to survive in space. -#(GOT_OK_FLEET) STARB158.WAV +#(GOT_OK_FLEET) starb158.wav You've assembled a good-sized fleet of combat ships -#(BUY_COMBAT_SHIPS) STARB159.WAV +#(BUY_COMBAT_SHIPS) starb159.wav You need to build combat escorts and assemble a fleet to accompany you through space. -#(GO_LEARN_ABOUT_URQUAN) STARB160.WAV +#(GO_LEARN_ABOUT_URQUAN) starb160.wav We must find a chink in the Ur-Quan's armor -- -- a weakness that will allow us to focus our strength in such a way that we can destroy their entire empire in a single, bold stroke. -#(MAKE_FLAGSHIP_AWESOME) COMAN1161.WAV +#(MAKE_FLAGSHIP_AWESOME) starb161.wav My guess is you need to further upgrade your flagship to make it more than a match for any enemy ship you might encounter. -#(KNOW_ABOUT_SAMATRA) STARB162.WAV +#(KNOW_ABOUT_SAMATRA) starb162.wav You know the Ur-Quan's Achilles' heel -- their Sa-Matra super-starship -#(GOT_AWESOME_FLAGSHIP) STARB163.WAV +#(GOT_AWESOME_FLAGSHIP) starb163.wav You have constructed a flagship of unrivaled power -#(GOT_BOMB) STARB164.WAV +#(GOT_BOMB) starb164.wav You've got the bomb from the Utwig -#(FIND_WAY_TO_DESTROY_SAMATRA) STARB165.WAV +#(FIND_WAY_TO_DESTROY_SAMATRA) starb165.wav You must find some way to destroy the Ur-Quan supership, the Sa-Matra. -#(MUST_INCREASE_BOMB_STRENGTH) STARB166.WAV +#(MUST_INCREASE_BOMB_STRENGTH) starb166.wav Although the bomb you got from the Utwig is horrendously powerful I'm afraid our computer projections show that the explosion will not be sufficient to break through the Sa-Matra's defenses. @@ -1173,83 +1173,83 @@ This will greatly increase the force of the explosion. Perhaps the Chenjesu, with their superior scientific knowledge, could have done this but unfortunately, we do not possess the technology to achieve this modification at the present time. -#(MUST_ACQUIRE_AWESOME_FLEET) STARB167.WAV +#(MUST_ACQUIRE_AWESOME_FLEET) starb167.wav I'm certain you need to assemble a more powerful fleet of combat ships before you face the Sa-Matra. -#(MUST_ELIMINATE_URQUAN_GUARDS) STARB168.WAV +#(MUST_ELIMINATE_URQUAN_GUARDS) starb168.wav You must figure out how to eliminate or destroy the Ur-Quan and Kohr-Ah ships guarding the Sa-Matra. -#(CHMMR_IMPROVED_BOMB) COMAN0169.WAV +#(CHMMR_IMPROVED_BOMB) starb169.wav The Chmmr have modified your ship to route its weapon power through the Utwig bomb -#(GOT_AWESOME_FLEET) STARB170.WAV +#(GOT_AWESOME_FLEET) starb170.wav You have amassed a powerful fleet of combat ships -#(GO_DESTROY_SAMATRA) STARB171.WAV +#(GO_DESTROY_SAMATRA) starb171.wav Go attack the Ur-Quan Sa-Matra vessel! Although I'm sure it will be a difficult battle you have everything you need to achieve victory. -#(GOOD_LUCK_AGAIN) STARB172.WAV +#(GOOD_LUCK_AGAIN) starb172.wav We're all depending on you. Goodbye, and good luck. -#(IMPROVE_1) STARB173.WAV +#(IMPROVE_1) starb173.wav You need to build up and balance the strength of your flagship; specifically, I would -#(IMPROVE_2) STARB174.WAV +#(IMPROVE_2) starb174.wav My guess is you need to further upgrade your flagship to make it more than a match for any enemy ship you might encounter. -#(NEED_THRUSTERS_1) STARB175.WAV +#(NEED_THRUSTERS_1) starb175.wav Add thrusters up to say, 5 or 6. Speed is essential in combat, but it will also pay off over the long haul in HyperSpace and if you prefer to avoid confrontation, nothing beats a great pair of legs. -#(NEED_THRUSTERS_2) STARB176.WAV +#(NEED_THRUSTERS_2) starb176.wav Maximize your ship's thrusters. You will need the speed when you finally confront the Ur-Quan. -#(NEED_TURN_1) STARB177.WAV +#(NEED_TURN_1) starb177.wav Add turning jets for increased maneuverability -#(NEED_TURN_2) STARB178.WAV +#(NEED_TURN_2) starb178.wav Maximize rotation speed by filling your turning jet slots -#(NEED_GUNS_1) STARB179.WAV +#(NEED_GUNS_1) starb179.wav Add enough weapons to defend yourself if you are caught without escort ships -#(NEED_GUNS_2) STARB180.WAV +#(NEED_GUNS_2) starb180.wav Take advantage of your ship's capacity for combat by increasing its firepower. Add more weaponry -#(NEED_CREW_1) STARB181.WAV +#(NEED_CREW_1) starb181.wav You need more crew, at least 50, to make productive voyages into space -#(NEED_CREW_2) STARB182.WAV +#(NEED_CREW_2) starb182.wav You need even more crew, perhaps as many as 200, to face the challenges ahead -#(NEED_FUEL_1) STARB183.WAV +#(NEED_FUEL_1) starb183.wav You need additional fuel, at least 50 units -#(NEED_FUEL_2) STARB184.WAV +#(NEED_FUEL_2) starb184.wav You need large quantities of fuel, at least 150 units -#(NEED_STORAGE_1) STARB185.WAV +#(NEED_STORAGE_1) starb185.wav Increase your cargo capacity by adding more Storage Bays to your flagship -#(NEED_LANDERS_2) STARB186.WAV +#(NEED_LANDERS_2) starb186.wav You need at least one lander -#(NEED_LANDERS_1) STARB187.WAV +#(NEED_LANDERS_1) starb187.wav Build more landers -#(NEED_DYNAMOS_1) STARB188.WAV +#(NEED_DYNAMOS_1) starb188.wav Your weapons will be underpowered in combat if you do not have at least 1 dynamo -#(NEED_DYNAMOS_2) STARB189.WAV +#(NEED_DYNAMOS_2) starb189.wav You need more dynamo power; otherwise your weapon re-energizing delays will be your undoing in combat -#(NEED_POINT) STARB190.WAV +#(NEED_POINT) starb190.wav I suggest you invest in one or more point-defense laser batteries. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/supox/supox.txt b/sc2/content/comm/supox/supox.txt index f56f133df..b1ca58df9 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/supox/supox.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/supox/supox.txt @@ -1,38 +1,38 @@ -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) SUPOX000.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) supox000.wav Greetings Fellow Carbon Creature, may your roots always be well watered. -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) SUPOX001.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) supox001.wav Hello, Voyager. May the light always reach your leaves. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) SUPOX002.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) supox002.wav Welcome. May you always stand in the Great Green Sunlight. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) SUPOX003.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) supox003.wav Greetings Gentle-being. Come fix nitrogen, drink deeply and bask in the warm green sunlight. -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_1) SUPOX004.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_1) supox004.wav So it is you, the blockers of the warm green sunlight the water poisoners the heinous uprooters of flowering shrubbery. Begone before our wrath overcomes our peaceful nature. -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_2) SUPOX005.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_2) supox005.wav You diandrous malefic vegetarians! Your visage darkens our skies. May your rotting bodies provide our nutrients for kinder generations. We ignore you, as we ignore the pale, tasteless light of your wan home star. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) SUPOX006.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) supox006.wav Hail Fellow and Well Met. We trust that your seed distributes widely. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) SUPOX007.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) supox007.wav Be Welcome Friendly Allies. We hope that the Good Green Sunlight warms you. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) SUPOX008.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) supox008.wav Greetings and Salutations. May the fertilizer flow on your roots. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) SUPOX009.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) supox009.wav Hello there Good Folk. May your flowers always be pollinated. #(i_am0) @@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ I am Captain #(i_am1) from Earth. We come in peace. -#(WE_ARE_SUPOX) SUPOX010.wav +#(WE_ARE_SUPOX) supox010.wav I am Captain Ala-la'la. We come in peace. #(my_ship0) @@ -50,7 +50,7 @@ Our starship is called #(my_ship1) . -#(OUR_SHIP) SUPOX011.wav +#(OUR_SHIP) supox011.wav Our starship is called the Tender Shoot. #(from_alliance0) @@ -59,13 +59,13 @@ We are #(from_alliance1) From Earth. -#(FROM_SUPOX) SUPOX012.wav +#(FROM_SUPOX) supox012.wav We are the Supox Utricularia from Earth. #(are_you_copying) You're from Earth??? Hey! Are you just copying whatever I say? -#(YEAH_SORRY) SUPOX013.wav +#(YEAH_SORRY) supox013.wav Oh yes, we apologize for the confusion, our homeworld is also called Earth, or more properly Vlik, which means `Perfectly Good and Nutritious Dirt'. Earth is pretty close, is it not? @@ -73,7 +73,7 @@ Earth is pretty close, is it not? #(why_copy) Why do you copy our speech and mannerisms? -#(SYMBIOTS) SUPOX014.wav +#(SYMBIOTS) supox014.wav We learn and we adapt. We are symbionts. Our first step in making friends is always to copy them. This is our idiom. @@ -81,7 +81,7 @@ This is our idiom. #(tell_us_of_your_species) Symbionts, how interesting! Please tell us more. -#(OUR_SPECIES) SUPOX015.wav +#(OUR_SPECIES) supox015.wav Our kind evolved on a beautiful planet orbiting the wonderfully green-hued star, Root. From the canopy of the great jungles to the shores of the azure seas Our species has flowered and grown well. @@ -91,20 +91,20 @@ who supplied us with nutrients while we supplied them with reproductive assistan #(plants_arent_intelligent) C'mon, plants can't be intelligent! Our top scientists and science fiction writers have proven it! -#(PROVES_WERE_SPECIAL) SUPOX016.wav +#(PROVES_WERE_SPECIAL) supox016.wav Yes. This has been confirmed by our people as well. Strange, is it not? Many of our people regard this inconsistency as proof of our divine origin. #(anyone_around_here) So this is your neighborhood, huh? Any other sentients nearby? -#(UTWIG_NEARBY) SUPOX017.wav +#(UTWIG_NEARBY) supox017.wav We share this region of space with the Utwig, the Wearers of Masks. #(what_relation_to_utwig) Are the Utwig friends of yours? -#(UTWIG_ALLIES) SUPOX018.wav +#(UTWIG_ALLIES) supox018.wav Oh yes, we have a strong cultural bond with the Utwig. They have been the foundation around which we have grown our starfaring culture. We are not only allies, but we are also friends. @@ -115,13 +115,13 @@ Usually they are most festive and fun. #(whats_wrong_with_utwig) Oh dear, what has caused the Utwig such distress? -#(BROKE_ULTRON) SUPOX019.wav +#(BROKE_ULTRON) supox019.wav They broke their Ultron. #(whats_ultron) Ultron? What's an Ultron? -#(TAKE_ULTRON) SUPOX020.wav +#(TAKE_ULTRON) supox020.wav The Druuge, the cruel, sallow trading race who sold the device to the Utwig called the device the `Ultron' and claimed that it would give the Utwig super-powers. Unfortunately, the Utwig believed the Druuge and bought the Ultron. @@ -140,7 +140,7 @@ Here! You take the Ultron, maybe you can do something with it. #(what_do_i_do_now) Er, ah, thanks, I think. What do I do with it? -#(FIX_IT) SUPOX021.wav +#(FIX_IT) supox021.wav We thought that if we could get the Ultron working again, it would cheer them up. So we tried to figure out how to fix the darn thing or at least get some of the flashing bits working again. @@ -152,21 +152,21 @@ Then you could give it to the Utwig and maybe they wouldn't be so depressed. #(thanks_now_we_eat_you) Why thanks. You know you remind me of Broccoli, and I'm rather partial to Broccoli with a light cheese sauce. -#(HIDEOUS_MONSTERS) SUPOX022.wav +#(HIDEOUS_MONSTERS) supox022.wav Arrgh, you hideous monsters, vegetarians, defilers of the leaf, uprooters. Begone, or we shall uproot you! #(got_fixed_ultron) This time we are sure we have repaired the Ultron completely. -#(GOOD_GIVE_TO_UTWIG) SUPOX023.wav +#(GOOD_GIVE_TO_UTWIG) supox023.wav Oh Wonderful, Oh Rapturous Light of the Green Sun! Please convey it immediately to the Utwig, they will be elated! #(look_i_repaired_lots) We hope we have repaired the Ultron completely. -#(ALMOST_THERE) SUPOX024.wav +#(ALMOST_THERE) supox024.wav Yes! Yes! but no... it is still not quite as brightly lit as it once was. One more repair job should do it! @@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ One more repair job should do it! #(look_i_slightly_repaired) We have fixed the Ultron. -#(GREAT_DO_MORE) SUPOX025.wav +#(GREAT_DO_MORE) supox025.wav Great! Great! Oh, dear It is true that you have repaired the Ultron... somewhat @@ -184,21 +184,21 @@ Your efforts are valid, merely incomplete. #(where_get_repairs) Where do you think I can find repair materials for this `Ultron' thing? -#(ANCIENT_RHYME) SUPOX026.wav +#(ANCIENT_RHYME) supox026.wav Perhaps a good place to start would be the Druuge since they were the ones who sold it to the Utwig in the first place. #(bye_neutral) We're off now! See you later, Supox friends. -#(GOODBYE_NEUTRAL) SUPOX027.wav +#(GOODBYE_NEUTRAL) supox027.wav May Sunlight and Water always fall upon you. /*------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*/ -#(ABOUT_BATTLE) SUPOX028.wav +#(ABOUT_BATTLE) supox028.wav Hello Captain. We fought the Kohr-Ah and, well, perhaps it's better to say that the Kohr-Ah killed us. @@ -209,26 +209,26 @@ The Ur-Quan did not seem to realize We may have delayed the outcome of the fight, but it still seems clear that the Kohr-Ah are winning. -#(HELLO_BEFORE_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) SUPOX029.wav +#(HELLO_BEFORE_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) supox029.wav Hello Fellow Warriors. We go to uproot our enemies! -#(HELLO_BEFORE_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) SUPOX030.wav +#(HELLO_BEFORE_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) supox030.wav Greetings Garden Guardians. We shall block the Kohr-Ah's sunlight and frost their leaves! -#(HELLO_DURING_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) SUPOX031.wav +#(HELLO_DURING_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) supox031.wav Human! Your presence here is comforting, but perhaps you had better leave the area our combat with the Kohr-Ah is fierce, and you could be destroyed. -#(HELLO_DURING_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) SUPOX032.wav +#(HELLO_DURING_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) supox032.wav Greetings again, Captain. We hope you thrive. We fight on bravely, but the course of events does not appear to be moving in our favor. -#(HELLO_AFTER_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) SUPOX033.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) supox033.wav Ah, our human friend... we are so tired... the battle so difficult... -#(HELLO_AFTER_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) SUPOX034.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) supox034.wav Hello again faunal comrade. We are spent, and must grow new bark. @@ -236,14 +236,14 @@ Hello again faunal comrade. We are spent, and must grow new bark. #(whats_up_after_space) Tell me more about the battle with the Kohr-Ah. -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_SPACE_1) SUPOX035.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_SPACE_1) supox035.wav We met the Kohr-Ah at the sides of our Utwig allies. The destructive power of the black ships was greater than anticipated however we did eventually develop tactics in conjunction with the Utwig that were effective against them. We destroyed dozens of their battleships! Alas, we lost many of our blade-brothers to the spinning blades and the fiery ring. -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_SPACE_2) SUPOX036.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_SPACE_2) supox036.wav As dictated by the Utwig, our policy was to focus our weapons on the Kohr-Ah only. In this way, we would reduce the strength of the black fleet, thus evening the balance of power between the Ur-Quan and the Kohr-Ah. The plan worked well, save for one slight factor. @@ -253,32 +253,32 @@ and fired upon our vessels at every opportunity. #(what_now_after_space) What do you think we should do now? -#(DO_THIS_AFTER_SPACE) SUPOX037.wav +#(DO_THIS_AFTER_SPACE) supox037.wav We are but humble plants, mere saplings in knowledge of such things. If you seek wisdom visit the Utwig Proctors. #(bye_after_space) Goodbye Supox. Thanks for everything. -#(GOODBYE_AFTER_SPACE) SUPOX038.wav +#(GOODBYE_AFTER_SPACE) supox038.wav Fare thee well. #(whats_up_before_space) So what are you doing? -#(GENERAL_INFO_BEFORE_SPACE_1) SUPOX039.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_BEFORE_SPACE_1) supox039.wav Our Utwig allies have instructed us to prepare for combat, and so we make ready! Our destination is Antares, where we shall face the Kohr-Ah in battle! -#(GENERAL_INFO_BEFORE_SPACE_2) SUPOX040.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_BEFORE_SPACE_2) supox040.wav We make our way to an epic confrontation with the Kohr-Ah! #(what_now_before_space) So what should we do now? -#(DO_THIS_BEFORE_SPACE) SUPOX041.wav +#(DO_THIS_BEFORE_SPACE) supox041.wav We must defer to the Utwig, who have superior knowledge of such things. One thing, though... they specifically instructed us to inform you that you should NOT endanger yourself by joining us in this battle. @@ -287,7 +287,7 @@ Your destiny, they claim, lies along a more subtle though crucial course. #(bye_before_space) G'bye plant dudes. -#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_SPACE) SUPOX042.wav +#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_SPACE) supox042.wav Wish us luck, human. @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ What happened at Antares? Describe the struggle. #(how_goes_war) How fares the battle against the Kohr-Ah? -#(BATTLE_HAPPENS_1) SUPOX043.wav +#(BATTLE_HAPPENS_1) supox043.wav Fearsome, human, fearsome! We have not yet evolved tactics which are useful against the Kohr-Ah Marauder vessels. The dark ships launch spinning wheels of metal... we are mown down like @@ -306,26 +306,26 @@ ports open up around its perimeter, jetting forth gouts of flaming plasma. Not only do these flames melt through our hulls like a scythe but they are also an effective defense against our glob weapon. -#(BATTLE_HAPPENS_2) SUPOX044.wav +#(BATTLE_HAPPENS_2) supox044.wav We are having greater success, human, praise the light! We have learned that we must work in tandem with our Utwig allies letting them absorb the brunt of the Kohr-Ah firepower on their shields while we play the role of opportunist, striking only when the Kohr-Ah is de-energized and then retreating to permit our Utwig allies to renew the cycle. -#(FLEET_ON_WAY) SUPOX045.wav +#(FLEET_ON_WAY) supox045.wav Even as we speak, the Utwig and Supox fleets streak toward Horologii where they hope to strike a major blow against the Kohr-Ah forces. #(learn_new_info) Have your fighting forces learned anything I should know? -#(NO_NEW_INFO) SUPOX046.wav +#(NO_NEW_INFO) supox046.wav No, not as yet. Although the region of space they are fighting in is new to us our vessels are not engaging in any form of research reducing the Kohr-Ah's strength is their prime directive. -#(SAMATRA) SUPOX047.wav +#(SAMATRA) supox047.wav During the battle, one of our ships intercepted a signal from an Ur-Quan vessel to a Kohr-Ah ship. The contents of the message was simple, `Sa-Matra'. @@ -335,11 +335,11 @@ entered HyperSapce and sped off in the direction of the Crateris stars. #(what_now_homeworld) So now what do we do? -#(HOPE_KILL_EACH_OTHER) SUPOX048.wav +#(HOPE_KILL_EACH_OTHER) supox048.wav We can only hope that the opposing forces of the Ur-Quan and Kohr-Ah are sufficiently even in power, that they reduce each other to insignificance. -#(UP_TO_YOU) SUPOX049.wav +#(UP_TO_YOU) supox049.wav Our hopes that the Ur-Quan and Kohr-Ah would destroy each other have been in vain. Once victorious, the Kohr-Ah will proceed on their grim cruise of destruction. I believe you and your people are our only hope now. @@ -348,21 +348,21 @@ You must find some way to stop the Kohr-Ah. #(can_you_help) Two leaves pull water from the same root. -#(HOW_HELP) SUPOX050.wav +#(HOW_HELP) supox050.wav Such wisdom! Your meanings run deep, we ponder their significance. Ah, yes! You wish us to give you assistance... such as our fighting ships!\r -#(DONT_NEED) SUPOX051.wav +#(DONT_NEED) supox051.wav Yet, you seem to possess a fleet in concert with your need. We will reserve what few ships we have left for our final defense against the Kohr-Ah. -#(HAVE_4_SHIPS) SUPOX052.wav +#(HAVE_4_SHIPS) supox052.wav Your words have merit. We shall dispatch a pod of our starships to join your fleet. #(give_info) Is there any knowledge which you alone possess? -#(GOOD_HINTS) SUPOX053.wav +#(GOOD_HINTS) supox053.wav Knowledge is the purview of the Utwig. We Supox are but the effectuators. In truth though, we have learned a fact or two unknown to others largely because we did not think anyone would care in the slightest, but since you ask, listen. @@ -381,14 +381,14 @@ Strange, is it not? #(how_is_ultron) So how are the Utwig liking their Ultron? -#(ULTRON_IS_GREAT) SUPOX054.wav +#(ULTRON_IS_GREAT) supox054.wav They are beyond ecstatic, well into the range of rapture or perhaps even pegged on epiphany. If you wish to learn the true depth of their joy, talk with them yourself. #(bye_allied_homeworld) Goodbye Leafy Ones. -#(GOODBYE_ALLIED_HOMEWORLD) SUPOX055.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLIED_HOMEWORLD) supox055.wav Farewell Friendly Folk. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/syreen/syreen.txt b/sc2/content/comm/syreen/syreen.txt index 62c1c32e2..d111f6b77 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/syreen/syreen.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/syreen/syreen.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(HELLO_BEFORE_AMBUSH_1) SYREE000.wav +#(HELLO_BEFORE_AMBUSH_1) syree000.wav Attention unidentified space vessel! Be Warned! This slave world and its inhabitants belong to the Ur-Quan. I am Starbase Commander Talana of the slave planet Gaia. @@ -8,21 +8,21 @@ Is my monitor display correct?! Is that a human commanding that vessel? Who are you guys? -#(HELLO_BEFORE_AMBUSH_2) SYREE001.wav +#(HELLO_BEFORE_AMBUSH_2) syree001.wav Hello again, pleasant Human. It warms me to greet you again. -#(HELLO_BEFORE_AMBUSH_3) SYREE002.wav +#(HELLO_BEFORE_AMBUSH_3) syree002.wav Welcome back, Earthling. What do you wish of us? -#(HELLO_BEFORE_AMBUSH_4) SYREE003.wav +#(HELLO_BEFORE_AMBUSH_4) syree003.wav Yes, Captain? #(we_are_vice_squad) We're the Ethics Police. Justify that costume... Immediately! -#(OK_VICE) SYREE004.wav +#(OK_VICE) syree004.wav Huh? What ARE you talking about? This is the uniform of a Syreen Commander. The climate aboard this starbase is maintained at a constant 22 degrees C. @@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ What are we supposed to wear in here... parkas? #(we_are_the_one_for_you_baby) I am the right one for you, baby! -#(MAYBE_CAPTAIN) SYREE005.wav +#(MAYBE_CAPTAIN) syree005.wav Ah, yes... I had almost forgotten the sophistication of human social graces. Manners were never the Earthlings' strong point, were they? Your species' undeniable appeal can be found... elsewhere. @@ -45,23 +45,23 @@ I am Captain #(we_are_vindicator2) . -#(WELCOME_VINDICATOR0) SYREE006.wav +#(WELCOME_VINDICATOR0) syree006.wav Hello Captain -#(WELCOME_VINDICATOR1) SYREE007.wav +#(WELCOME_VINDICATOR1) syree007.wav from the Starship -#(WELCOME_VINDICATOR2) SYREE008.wav +#(WELCOME_VINDICATOR2) syree008.wav . #(we_are_impressed) We're... we're.. we're greatly impressed! -#(SO_AM_I_CAPTAIN) SYREE009.wav +#(SO_AM_I_CAPTAIN) syree009.wav So am I, Captain. So am I. Earthlings are so... so... earthy! -#(HOW_CAN_YOU_BE_HERE) SYREE010.wav +#(HOW_CAN_YOU_BE_HERE) syree010.wav But you haven't answered my question fully. Why are you here? Where are you from? Has the slave shield been lifted from Earth? @@ -71,7 +71,7 @@ Simply put, Captain...what do you want from us? #(we_here_to_help) We have come here to free you from slavery to the Ur-Quan! -#(NO_NEED_HELP) SYREE011.wav +#(NO_NEED_HELP) syree011.wav Look friend, I appreciate your offer, but we don't want your help. Why? I'll tell you why because we're not going to do anything to antagonize the Ur-Quan. That's why. @@ -82,7 +82,7 @@ That's a lot more than we ever had before the War... before the Ur-Quan became o #(we_need_help) To be honest, we need your help to destroy the Ur-Quan. -#(CANT_GIVE_HELP) SYREE012.wav +#(CANT_GIVE_HELP) syree012.wav Look Captain... I like you... even though you're an obnoxious human... I like you. In another time, we might have become good friends... perhaps more but that's a fantasy, and my job is dealing with reality. @@ -93,7 +93,7 @@ Don't get all judgmental on me, Captain... you don't know what we've been throug #(i_need_you) Hey, baby... what I need is you! -#(OK_NEED) SYREE013.wav +#(OK_NEED) syree013.wav Look. Human. Get this through your head. Under other circumstances, I might be interested in your antics, you're kind of cute but we've got a serious situation here and we don't have time to fool around. @@ -104,7 +104,7 @@ Now get serious... please. #(i_need_touch_o_vision) What I need right now, is a Touch-o-Vision. -#(TOUCH_O_VISION) SYREE014.wav +#(TOUCH_O_VISION) syree014.wav Why only fantasize, Captain, when you can... no... wait a minute. What am I saying!? Look. Human. Get this through your head. Under other circumstances, I might be interested in your antics, you're kind of cute @@ -117,7 +117,7 @@ Now get serious... please. #(know_about_deep_children) Tanala, have you ever heard of the `Deep Children?' -#(WHAT_ABOUT_DEEP_CHILDREN) SYREE015.wav +#(WHAT_ABOUT_DEEP_CHILDREN) syree015.wav Yes, I think so. Aren't they part of the Mycon religion somehow? We have recordings of Mycon HyperWave transmissions from the War... pretty weird stuff. The Mycons just kind of.. rambled, never making much sense. @@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ but we couldn't ever understand what they were talking about. #(mycons_involved) What if I told you that Mycon Deep Children shatter planet crusts... like your Syra? -#(WHAT_PROOF) SYREE016.wav +#(WHAT_PROOF) syree016.wav What?! What did you say?! Human, you had better not be joking. Syra is not a subject for Earth humor. Now what do you mean, shatter planet crusts? How? @@ -137,7 +137,7 @@ Do you have proof that it was something else... these Deep Children? #(have_no_proof) I don't have proof YET, but I am certain the Mycons destroyed your world. -#(NEED_PROOF) SYREE017.wav +#(NEED_PROOF) syree017.wav Captain, if what you say is true, it would turn my world upside down. You have no sorrow to match what each of us Syreen feels every day of our lives when we remember what we have lost... Syra... our Eden. @@ -151,13 +151,13 @@ but until then... do not mention the subject again. It is too painful. #(have_proof) Tanala. I have brought proof that the Mycon Deep Children destroyed your world Syra. -#(SEE_PROOF) SYREE018.wav +#(SEE_PROOF) syree018.wav Let me see this proof, Captain! #(look_at_egg_sacks) Look at these fungal egg sacks. We found them near a crustal puncture on a shattered world. -#(HORRIBLE_TRUTH) SYREE019.wav +#(HORRIBLE_TRUTH) syree019.wav Great gods! These fragments... they are IDENTICAL to the debris we found near the punctures on Syra! We never guessed that the fragments might be organic! To have survived re-entry!... nothing organic would remain!... unless @@ -171,7 +171,7 @@ We have work to do. #(what_doing_here) So, Commander Tanala, what are you doing here? -#(OUR_NEW_WORLD) SYREE020.wav +#(OUR_NEW_WORLD) syree020.wav When the Ur-Quan conquered us, over twenty years ago I was only a young girl living in Habitat Thirty-One. My older sister, Diani, was a starship officer in the Space Patrol @@ -199,7 +199,7 @@ I was selected as the new commander. #(what_about_war) So what happened to you at the end of the war? -#(ABOUT_WAR) SYREE021.wav +#(ABOUT_WAR) syree021.wav When we first met your people, we'd been wandering through the stars for almost seventy five years ever since the death of Syra... our home planet. We joined your Alliance, and I use the word `joined' loosely, because we had no other choice. @@ -222,7 +222,7 @@ but we've got a good life here, and we don't want to lose it. #(help_us) If you love freedom and hate the Ur-Quan, why won't you help us? -#(WONT_HELP) SYREE022.wav +#(WONT_HELP) syree022.wav Like I said before, Captain, we would like to help but we are unwilling to risk losing Gaia. Unless you can find a much more compelling reason for us to get involved @@ -231,7 +231,7 @@ you are on your own. #(what_about_history) Would you tell me a bit about your people and your culture? -#(BEFORE_WAR) SYREE023.wav +#(BEFORE_WAR) syree023.wav Our bodies are very similar, Captain. Ha! ha! Except for... certain parts...I mean What I am trying to say is that our SPECIES are almost identical almost too close a match to be just a coincidence. @@ -252,7 +252,7 @@ when the technological superiority of the farmers curtailed any major conflict. #(what_about_homeworld) What was Syra like? -#(ABOUT_HOMEWORLD) SYREE024.wav +#(ABOUT_HOMEWORLD) syree024.wav It was our paradise, Captain, our Eden. Earth is the only world we know of whose variety and richness of life even comes close to Syra. Again, like so many other things about our two species, our worlds were very much the same @@ -264,7 +264,7 @@ We spend twenty hours awake, followed by ten hours of sleep... or at least... ho #(what_happened) What happened to Syra? -#(DONT_KNOW_HOW) SYREE025.wav +#(DONT_KNOW_HOW) syree025.wav Ah... the death of our world. This subject is very difficult for us, Captain but I will try to recount those sad days. Like your solar system, ours had a large population of comets and asteroids. @@ -288,14 +288,14 @@ and clouds of poison gas and superheated steam which created a death shroud arou #(what_about_outfit) Come on now, isn't that outfit, knife included, a bit absurd? -#(HOPE_YOU_LIKE_IT) SYREE026.wav +#(HOPE_YOU_LIKE_IT) syree026.wav Maybe some other time, Captain, I can show you the hidden functionality of my uniform knife included! #(where_mates) What happened to the males of your species? -#(MATES_KILLED) SYREE027.wav +#(MATES_KILLED) syree027.wav When Syra was destroyed, the only people who survived were in orbit and most of them were members of our newly established, mostly female, Space Patrol. From their ships, their orbital platforms and their lunar outposts they watched Syra die. @@ -314,17 +314,17 @@ looking for a new home. #(get_lonely) Don't you ever get... lonely? Hmmm? -#(MAKE_OUT_ALL_RIGHT) SYREE028.wav +#(MAKE_OUT_ALL_RIGHT) syree028.wav Ha! ha! ha! Don't worry about us, Captain! We make out all right with just us females. #(bye) Goodbye, Commander Tanala. I will be back. -#(GOODBYE) SYREE029.wav +#(GOODBYE) syree029.wav Until then, Earthling. -#(MUST_ACT) SYREE030.wav +#(MUST_ACT) syree030.wav Captain. The secret of the Mycon's monstrous murder of our planet has changed the attitudes of many of my people. We will not sit here and do nothing while the Mcyon fiends are free to roam the galaxy, perpetrating their evil.\n You wanted our cooperation in fighting the Ur-Quan. You've got it... provided @@ -333,7 +333,7 @@ you first help us seek our revenge against the Mycon race... help us to destroy #(whats_next_step) Okay. So what do you want us to do? -#(OPEN_VAULT) SYREE031.wav +#(OPEN_VAULT) syree031.wav Our first step is to get some mobility. We have some fine starship officers on board, and they are all eager to go after the Mycons but without our Penetrator starships, we're totally ineffectual. @@ -344,7 +344,7 @@ but we believe they have sealed them in some kind of deep vault in the surface o #(where_is_it) Do you know where your ships are? -#(DONT_KNOW_WHERE) SYREE032.wav +#(DONT_KNOW_WHERE) syree032.wav No, that's your job. But maybe we have some clues to help you find them. The starship officers who flew the Penetrators to the vault did so with total sensor black-out. @@ -357,10 +357,10 @@ the farthest they could have travelled is about 200 standard Hyperspace distance #(been_there) I've already been there. The vault is on the moon of Epsilon Camelopardalis I, but I couldn't open it. -#(GREAT) SYREE033.wav +#(GREAT) syree033.wav Wonderful! Then the job is already almost complete! -#(GIVE_SHUTTLE) SYREE034.wav +#(GIVE_SHUTTLE) syree034.wav Captain! We have assembled a small team of our most skilled officers. we will send them to your ship on board their own small shuttle. We feel that in the interests of efficiency, we keep our officers away from your crew @@ -377,11 +377,11 @@ Just remember, I'm doing this for you Sweet Cakes! #(if_i_die) If I die... just remember that I... I... really like you! -#(GOOD_LUCK) SYREE035.wav +#(GOOD_LUCK) syree035.wav Good luck, brave Earthling. When your mission is successful maybe then we can... get to know each other better. -#(OK_FOUND_VAULT) SYREE036.wav +#(OK_FOUND_VAULT) syree036.wav Good, now we can proceed with our plan for REVENGE against the Mycon! From our analysis of the Deep Child fragments you showed to us and a review of the recorded Mycon transmissions from the War @@ -401,7 +401,7 @@ Then we shall destroy them. #(what_now) Are you sure the Mycon are going to fall for this? Why should they believe me? -#(HERES_THE_PLAN) SYREE037.wav +#(HERES_THE_PLAN) syree037.wav For all their evil, Captain, the Mycon are a naive race. They have great difficulty understanding deception. If you tell them what they wish to hear, they will believe you. @@ -409,7 +409,7 @@ If you tell them what they wish to hear, they will believe you. #(whats_my_reward) So! What if I die doing all this dangerous stuff? What about... us? -#(HERES_REWARD) SYREE038.wav +#(HERES_REWARD) syree038.wav I'm afraid BOTH our duties will be dangerous, Captain. We may never see each other again. But for now, at least, there's this... @@ -417,11 +417,11 @@ But for now, at least, there's this... #(bye_after_vault) I'll miss you, Tanala. -#(GOODBYE_AFTER_VAULT) SYREE039.wav +#(GOODBYE_AFTER_VAULT) syree039.wav Don't worry, my human. We will be together again... some day. -#(HELLO_AFTER_AMBUSH_1) SYREE040.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_AMBUSH_1) syree040.wav SUCCESS, Captain! The Mycons' fleet is in shambles! JUSTICE IS OURS! We have revenged ourselves against the heinous Mycons! @@ -439,14 +439,14 @@ and Captain, now that we have taken our revenge on the Mycon we give you our starship officers and Penetrator designs so that you can add our ships to your fleet. -#(HELLO_AFTER_AMBUSH_2) SYREE041.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_AMBUSH_2) syree041.wav Hello brave Earthling. Your return is welcome. My people, the Syreen, shall be forever in your debt. In fact, many of my officers wish to thank you... personally... for your efforts on our behalf. I suggest you set aside a week sometime in the near future so that you can properly receive your hero's welcome aboard this starbase. -#(HELLO_AFTER_AMBUSH_3) SYREE042.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_AMBUSH_3) syree042.wav Oh, Captain! The flush of victory still has my body quivering! For so many years we have dreamed of putting the death of our beloved homeworld behind us and now this has finally come to pass! @@ -456,14 +456,14 @@ And you know what, Captain? I have plans... Plans you would be most interested in hearing but I shall save them for later... when we can meet... privately. -#(HELLO_AFTER_AMBUSH_4) SYREE043.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_AMBUSH_4) syree043.wav Ah! My beautiful Captain from Earth! What can I do for you... please tell me. #(what_now_after_ambush) Is there anything else I can do to you - um! - I mean, do FOR you. -#(DO_THIS_AFTER_AMBUSH) SYREE044.wav +#(DO_THIS_AFTER_AMBUSH) syree044.wav Captain, the next step is to pull down the slave shield from our planet. In my opinion, the only people who could do that are the Chenjesu and as far as I know, they are under a shield of their own. @@ -476,7 +476,7 @@ You will have to find their weak spot, and then strike it with everything you've #(what_about_you) So what happens to you now? -#(ABOUT_ME) SYREE045.wav +#(ABOUT_ME) syree045.wav I expect I'm going to be pretty busy for the next few months overseeing repairs to our fleet of Penetrator starships and preparing some kind of defensive system for this starbase. @@ -486,39 +486,39 @@ If and when the Ur-Quan return here, we want to have a little surprise ready for #(whats_up_after_ambush) So, what's new Tanala? -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_AMBUSH_1) SYREE046.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_AMBUSH_1) syree046.wav Not a great deal, Captain. You seem to be the biggest source of excitement around here. I've had requests from just about every officer under my command to be transferred to your Earth Starbase to serve under you. If I wasn't running this Starbase, I'd be first in line. -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_AMBUSH_2) SYREE047.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_AMBUSH_2) syree047.wav We have been intercepting a concentration of Hierarchy broadcasts but we cannot translate their content. They all appear to be originating from the direction of the Horologii constellation. -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_AMBUSH_3) SYREE048.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_AMBUSH_3) syree048.wav Nothing new to report, Captain. -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_AMBUSH_4) SYREE049.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_AMBUSH_4) syree049.wav Nothing new to report, Captain. #(bye_after_ambush) Goodbye Tanala. -#(GOODBYE_AFTER_AMBUSH) SYREE050.wav +#(GOODBYE_AFTER_AMBUSH) syree050.wav Goodbye my human. -#(FOUND_VAULT_YET_1) SYREE051.wav +#(FOUND_VAULT_YET_1) syree051.wav Have you found the ship vault yet? -#(FOUND_VAULT_YET_2) SYREE052.wav +#(FOUND_VAULT_YET_2) syree052.wav Any success finding our ships, Captain? #(vault_hint) Er... no. Have you got any idea where it is, even a guess? -#(OK_HINT) SYREE053.wav +#(OK_HINT) syree053.wav Only that the vault is at a red or maybe orange star, and not too far from our position. #(found_vault) @@ -527,28 +527,28 @@ Yes! We found it on the moon of Epsilon Camelopardalis I. #(bye_before_vault) Goodbye, Tanala. I'm off to find the vault! -#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_VAULT) SYREE054.wav +#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_VAULT) syree054.wav Good luck, Captain. #(what_do_i_get_for_this) So what do I get for this, eh? Hmm? Eh? -#(GRATITUDE) SYREE055.wav +#(GRATITUDE) syree055.wav You will receive more gratitude than you know what to do with, Captain. #(not_sure) Uh... I'm just not sure. This sounds dangerous. -#(PLEASE) SYREE056.wav +#(PLEASE) syree056.wav Please, Captain, we need your help! -#(READY_FOR_AMBUSH) SYREE057.wav +#(READY_FOR_AMBUSH) syree057.wav We will wait here for the Mycons. #(repeat_plan) Could you repeat the plan again? -#(OK_REPEAT_PLAN) SYREE058.wav +#(OK_REPEAT_PLAN) syree058.wav Ok, here's the plan, again. You must go to the Mycons and tell them about a world at the Organon star system. Tell them that you have found the perfect world for their hideous Deep Children. @@ -559,82 +559,82 @@ Then we shall destroy them. Good luck, Tanala. -#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_AMBUSH) SYREE059.wav +#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_AMBUSH) syree059.wav Same to you, my human. #(what_about_us) I guess what I mean is... What about us, Tanala? -#(ABOUT_US) SYREE060.wav +#(ABOUT_US) syree060.wav I'm afraid our duties will keep us apart, Captain But for now, at least, there's this... -#(MORE_COMFORTABLE0) SYREE061.wav +#(MORE_COMFORTABLE0) syree061.wav That's more like it... now -#(MORE_COMFORTABLE1) SYREE062.wav +#(MORE_COMFORTABLE1) syree062.wav , let me help you off with this yes... now aren't you a lot more comfortable? #(in_the_spirit) I see! Well, in the spirit of interspecies communication, let me just say, COWABUNGA! -#(OK_SPIRIT0) SYREE063.wav +#(OK_SPIRIT0) syree063.wav Oooh! Say that word again! It makes me feel so excited! It makes me want to do something nice for you -#(OK_SPIRIT1) SYREE064.wav +#(OK_SPIRIT1) syree064.wav like this... -#(OK_SPIRIT2) SYREE065.wav +#(OK_SPIRIT2) syree065.wav and this... -#(OK_SPIRIT3) SYREE066.wav +#(OK_SPIRIT3) syree066.wav and especially, this! #(what_in_mind) Hey... what have you got in mind here? -#(SOMETHING_LIKE_THIS0) SYREE067.wav +#(SOMETHING_LIKE_THIS0) syree067.wav Well to start off, I thought we'd do something like this unless your species isn't limber enough -#(SOMETHING_LIKE_THIS1) SYREE068.wav +#(SOMETHING_LIKE_THIS1) syree068.wav and then I thought we could move on to something a bit more like... Mmmm... this. -#(SOMETHING_LIKE_THIS2) SYREE069.wav +#(SOMETHING_LIKE_THIS2) syree069.wav and after you had recovered, I thought this might be fun! -#(SOMETHING_LIKE_THIS3) SYREE070.wav +#(SOMETHING_LIKE_THIS3) syree070.wav and if you're still conscious, I thought we could try this even though I've never done it before! #(hands_off) Hey! Hands off lady! I'm not THAT kind of Captain. -#(OK_WONT_USE_HANDS0) SYREE071.wav +#(OK_WONT_USE_HANDS0) syree071.wav Oh, Captain... I would never think of doing something unpleasant to you quite the opposite in fact. But if you want me to keep my hands off... I can use other... things... -#(OK_WONT_USE_HANDS1) SYREE072.wav +#(OK_WONT_USE_HANDS1) syree072.wav ...like this over here... -#(OK_WONT_USE_HANDS2) SYREE073.wav +#(OK_WONT_USE_HANDS2) syree073.wav and this right here...r -#(OK_WONT_USE_HANDS3) SYREE074.wav +#(OK_WONT_USE_HANDS3) syree074.wav and this right about here. #(why_lights_off) Ahh... why are the lights off? -#(LIGHTS_OFF_BECAUSE0) SYREE075.wav +#(LIGHTS_OFF_BECAUSE0) syree075.wav Because, my darling, if the light was on, I couldn't do this... -#(LIGHTS_OFF_BECAUSE1) SYREE076.wav +#(LIGHTS_OFF_BECAUSE1) syree076.wav or this... -#(LIGHTS_OFF_BECAUSE2) SYREE077.wav +#(LIGHTS_OFF_BECAUSE2) syree077.wav or this... -#(LIGHTS_OFF_BECAUSE3) SYREE078.wav +#(LIGHTS_OFF_BECAUSE3) syree078.wav or, umm... this. #(evil_monster) You're not going to turn into some weird alien monster now, and bite my head off, are you? -#(NOT_EVIL_MONSTER) SYREE079.wav +#(NOT_EVIL_MONSTER) syree079.wav Ha!-ha!-ha! An alien monster? Me? ME?! WHY CAAPTAIN! WHYEVER DOO YOOU SAAY THAAAT!!! REEAARRGGGG!!!! @@ -644,19 +644,19 @@ REEAARRGGGG!!!! #(disease) Very funny. Look, I'd be more comfortable if we just turned the lights back on. -#(JUST_RELAX) SYREE080.wav +#(JUST_RELAX) syree080.wav Just relax, my silly human Captain. Let me take care of everything. #(what_happens_if_i_touch_this) Hmmm... what happens if I do this? -#(THIS_HAPPENS0) SYREE081.wav +#(THIS_HAPPENS0) syree081.wav ...mmm MMMm!... Oh, -#(THIS_HAPPENS1) SYREE082.wav +#(THIS_HAPPENS1) syree082.wav ! MMMmm!!... ...MMMMMmmmmmm!!!... ...Mmmmm @@ -665,7 +665,7 @@ does that answer your question? #(are_you_sure_this_is_ok) Are you sure this is okay? I'm nervous. -#(YES_SURE) SYREE083.wav +#(YES_SURE) syree083.wav Please don't worry, my darling human we have all the time in the world and my door locks securely. @@ -673,24 +673,24 @@ and my door locks securely. #(boy_they_never_taught) Boy-oh-boy! They never taught me stuff like this back at Unzervalt! -#(THEN_LET_ME_TEACH) SYREE084.wav +#(THEN_LET_ME_TEACH) syree084.wav Then let me teach you what you need to know we will begin with the fundamentals of basic Syreen physiology... #(not_much_more_to_say) Hmm, uh.. well, uh, I guess I don't have much more to say, do I? -#(THEN_STOP_TALKING) SYREE085.wav +#(THEN_STOP_TALKING) syree085.wav Then stop wasting your lips on words, you silly fool and come here!... -#(LATER) SYREE086.wav +#(LATER) syree086.wav (...) (...later...) (...much later...) (...quite a good bit later...) -#(SEX_GOODBYE) SYREE087.wav +#(SEX_GOODBYE) syree087.wav Goodbye Captain, darling... we each have our jobs to do now you must go! But you will remain always in my mind and heart diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt b/sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt index 3a016e9b3..bdc2ffd83 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt @@ -1,10 +1,10 @@ -#(HELLO_AT_UMGAH) TALKP000.wav +#(HELLO_AT_UMGAH) talkp000.wav What do you want? #(what_are_you) I thought this was the Umgah homeworld. Who are you? -#(JUST_TALKING_PET) TALKP001.wav +#(JUST_TALKING_PET) talkp001.wav I am a peaceful, friendly alien life form. The Ur-Quan call us `talking pets'. Until recently, I was employed on a Dreadnought starship as a translator. Then, after the ship suffered severe damage in combat, we crashed at Alpha Pavonis. @@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ who possess superior bio-engineering skills. #(talking_pets_dumb) But I thought Talking Pets weren't sentient? You seem smart enough. -#(OH_NO_YOU_DONT) TALKP002.wav +#(OH_NO_YOU_DONT) talkp002.wav Oh... so you know about that, do you? Alas, that means I will have to kill you now. I can't permit you to reveal my transformation @@ -27,14 +27,14 @@ so now #(what_do_to_umgah) Where are the Umgah? What have you done to them? -#(DID_NOTHING) TALKP003.wav +#(DID_NOTHING) talkp003.wav You are imagining things. The Umgah are fine, just busy, extremely busy. That's why I am answering the `Caster today. #(umgah_zombies) You don't fool me! You've turned them into zombie-blobbies!... or something. -#(WORKS_LIKE_THIS) TALKP004.wav +#(WORKS_LIKE_THIS) talkp004.wav Argh! Why didn't you leave when you had the chance? Now I've got to kill you in some really sneaky way so that no one will guess I was the agent of your demise. @@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ I am Captain of the starship #(we_are_vindicator1) . We have come in peace to talk with the Umgah leaders about overthrowing the Ur-Quan Hierarchy. -#(GOOD_FOR_YOU) TALKP005.wav +#(GOOD_FOR_YOU) talkp005.wav Good idea! May I just say, I am behind you 100 percent! But unfortunately, the Umgah are all too busy to come to the `Caster right now so... er... come back later... much later. @@ -53,7 +53,7 @@ so... er... come back later... much later. #(must_explain_presence) Strange creature. Explain your presence here immediately. -#(EXPLAIN_NOTHING_MONKEY_BOY) TALKP006.wav +#(EXPLAIN_NOTHING_MONKEY_BOY) talkp006.wav YARRGH! I will explain NOTHING, monkey-boy! Your stupid curiosity has sealed your doom! You could have left well enough alone. You could have departed this planet alive @@ -65,7 +65,7 @@ and now you shall pay the price! #(bye_at_umgah) Look, ah... whoever you are. I'll just be leaving now. -#(GOODBYE_AT_UMGAH) TALKP007.wav +#(GOODBYE_AT_UMGAH) talkp007.wav I wish it were so simple. I thought that perhaps I could let you live but now I fear you know too much. @@ -73,36 +73,36 @@ My plans for revenge are far too important to be be ruined by a simple, interfering dolt like yourself. --\r -#(HYPNOTIZE_AGAIN_1) TALKP008.wav +#(HYPNOTIZE_AGAIN_1) talkp008.wav Argh! Why aren't you dead? What a bummer. I will remedy this situation \r -#(HYPNOTIZE_AGAIN_2) TALKP009.wav +#(HYPNOTIZE_AGAIN_2) talkp009.wav You are interfering with my plans of revenge against the Ur-Quan. The penalty for this transgression is death, specifically yours! \r -#(HYPNOTIZE_AGAIN_3) TALKP010.wav +#(HYPNOTIZE_AGAIN_3) talkp010.wav Why do you keep returning!? Never mind, don't answer. \r -#(HYPNOTIZE_AGAIN_4) TALKP011.wav +#(HYPNOTIZE_AGAIN_4) talkp011.wav You're back again! You are as stupid as you are durable. Perhaps this time, you will accomplish your own demise. \r -#(HYPNO_TAIL) TALKP012.wav +#(HYPNO_TAIL) talkp012.wav -#(CANT_COMPEL) TALKP013.wav +#(CANT_COMPEL) talkp013.wav Aieee! I cannot compel you!? "Your mind is closed to me -- how can this be?!" I am forced to resort to more primitive measures Umgah commander, summon your ten combat ships and attack this intruder instantly! -#(LETS_MAKE_A_DEAL) TALKP014.wav +#(LETS_MAKE_A_DEAL) talkp014.wav Hi there, friendly starship Captain! You will never believe this, but somewhow, the injuries I suffered when the Dreadnought crashed triggered some kind of, uh... personality transformation @@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ Is it a deal, Captain? Hmmm? #(what_kind_of_deal) What kind of deal, Talking Pet? Provide details. -#(HELP_DEFEAT_URQUAN) TALKP015.wav +#(HELP_DEFEAT_URQUAN) talkp015.wav I get the basic idea that you seek to overthrow the Ur-Quan Bravo! Good idea! Way to go! I too wish to see the Ur-Quan beaten -- humiliated and destroyed @@ -144,7 +144,7 @@ Such a plan cannot fail, Captain. You must see that. #(ok_lets_do_it) All right, I agree. But any tricks and you'll be sucking vacuum. -#(COMING_ABOARD) TALKP016.wav +#(COMING_ABOARD) talkp016.wav No tricks, Captain. No tricks. I fear you cruelly misjudge me, human. I am on YOUR side now. Together we will make a great team, Captain. @@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ When you wish to talk with me, I will be there. #(how_trust) You tried to kill me! Your words are lies! How can I possibly trust you? -#(TRUST) TALKP017.wav +#(TRUST) talkp017.wav Captain, Captain... calm down. Be reasonable. Listen to me. I am nothing more than a single being, hardly larger than one of your Earth dogs. My only weapon -- my weak psychic abilities -- have been nullified by your protective device. @@ -168,14 +168,14 @@ I am your secret weapon against these tyrants, Captain. Do not leave me here. #(boneless_dweeb) I know what you are, evil creature. You are a lying, boneless dweeb! -#(YOUR_BONELESS_DWEEB) TALKP018.wav +#(YOUR_BONELESS_DWEEB) talkp018.wav Yes, Captain. I am a lying, boneless, toady dweeb but I am YOUR lying, boneless, toady dweeb! #(what_are_you_really) Talking Pet. What are you... really? -#(POOR_DNYARRI) TALKP019.wav +#(POOR_DNYARRI) talkp019.wav I will gladly tell you my story, Captain. Gladly! I was indeed a Talking Pet aboard an Ur-Quan Dreadnought. Those years are like a forgotten dream to me, because I was not sentient. @@ -205,7 +205,7 @@ Now do you understand my lust for vengeance? #(hard_to_believe) An amazing story, if true. Pardon me if I am a bit skeptical, but you are a proven liar. -#(ITS_TRUE) TALKP020.wav +#(ITS_TRUE) talkp020.wav It's all true, Captain! Every word! Now listen!... and I shall tell you why the Ur-Quan did this to us. It was over twenty thousand of your years ago, Captain, when an Ur-Quan slave raider @@ -231,7 +231,7 @@ This was our punishment. #(bullshit) What a load of crap! YOUR species were the slavemasters, you lying, evil creature!! -#(WORTH_A_TRY) TALKP021.wav +#(WORTH_A_TRY) talkp021.wav Dang! You are the most inconveniently well-informed creature, Captain! Well, it was worth a try. Sigh. @@ -239,14 +239,14 @@ Sigh. #(kill_you) Heinous, brainy frog-monster. You must die! -#(PLEASE_DONT) TALKP022.wav +#(PLEASE_DONT) talkp022.wav No! Please don't! I am the last hope for my species! You cannot do this thing! #(must_kill) I will not be swayed from my path. Say your prayers. -#(DONT_KILL) TALKP023.wav +#(DONT_KILL) talkp023.wav Hmmm! How interesting! During that last little threat, I noticed something WONDERFUL! YOU DON'T HAVE THE TAALO SHIELD DEVICE PROPERLY INSTALLED! Ha-ha-ha! Fool! You could have fired upon me. @@ -263,7 +263,7 @@ I - have - no - desire - to - kill - you. Welcome - aboard - our - vessel. #(want_kill_3) Kill? Kill? What is this `kill'? We love you! -#(GLAD_YOU_WONT_KILL) TALKP024.wav +#(GLAD_YOU_WONT_KILL) talkp024.wav Wonderful, Captain. I am so glad you have seen the light of reason. I shall gather my few possessions, and come aboard your vessel immediately. When you wish to talk with me, I will be in your ship's hold. @@ -272,25 +272,25 @@ That is all, Captain. For now, at least. #(whats_up_onboard) How's it going, Dnyarri? You okay down there in the cargo bay? -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_1) TALKP025.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_1) talkp025.wav It is cold and empty. I could use a thermal blanket. Since it is incredibly boring down here I am using the opportunity to try to get some sleep. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_2) TALKP026.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_2) talkp026.wav Much the same as the last time you asked however, I have found a way to amuse myself. I am listening in on the mental energies of your crew -- it's quite fun! For instance, did you know that both ensigns Holiday and Watchuki have crushes on you? It's true! -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_3) TALKP027.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_3) talkp027.wav I suppose you told your crew about my little listening in, didn't you? Now whenever I try to eavesdrop, they seem to detect my presence and start visualizing my gruesome death in a multitude of repulsive though creative ways. You had to go and spoil my fun, didn't you? -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_4) TALKP028.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_4) talkp028.wav You know, I was just reliving some of my ancestors' stronger genetic memories and I came upon something I thought you might be interested in hearing. It seems that my race, the Dnyarri, once found a Precursor vessel like your own. @@ -301,7 +301,7 @@ Anyway, when the Ur-Quan so cruelly attacked us, they used that vessel and I can only presume that they still have it in their possession. Maybe you should find out more about that ship, Captain. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_5) TALKP029.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_5) talkp029.wav I am slowly going insane, Captain. I don't know if you are aware of this but there are music loops which play down here, CEASELESSLY! @@ -312,41 +312,41 @@ I have heard the same songs AT LEAST FOUR HUNDRED TIMES! I mean, your Mozart and Iggy Pop are fine for alien noise-makers but PLEASE!... CHANGE THE MUSIC BEFORE I GO MAD! -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_6) TALKP030.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_6) talkp030.wav Thank you, Captain, for changing the music down here. Now, if I may, I would like to complain about the food. It is grossly unappealing and flavorless. I deserve better. My preference is for chunks of meat, well spiced, with a selection of fresh plant matter. Please, no more of those sweet, doughy cylinders in the foil pouches. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_7) TALKP031.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_7) talkp031.wav I am bored. Please send me a couple of your crew members to play with preferably one male, and one female, though I won't be picky. No!? You have no sense of fun, Captain. You must have been a boring child. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_8) TALKP032.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_8) talkp032.wav I sing. I dance. I have a wild, fun time. My life is an endless party down here, Captain. Isn't that obvious? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_1) TALKP033.wav +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_1) talkp033.wav Captain. The Taalo device on board this vessel is giving me a headache, please remove it. NOW, Captain! It is foolish to resist!... Hmmm... it remains more effective than I had thought, you are still able to disobey. Ah, well. What can I do for you, Captain? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_2) TALKP034.wav +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_2) talkp034.wav Hello Captain. It is less than comfy down here in your ship's hold. Please send down some pillows. Now what do you want? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_3) TALKP035.wav +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_3) talkp035.wav I was asleep, gathering strength for our confrontation with the Ur-Quan. This interruption has set me back several days. What is it? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_4) TALKP036.wav +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_4) talkp036.wav Hello... hello ... ello... lo... Echo... echo... ho... o... I... i... i... Am... am... m... The... the... e... Master... master... ster... Huh?... huh?... uh?... @@ -354,7 +354,7 @@ Oh! Captain! I didn't notice you were on the viewer. I was just entertaining myself down here in this lonesome, cold container. How may I be of service to you? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_5) TALKP037.wav +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_5) talkp037.wav sner-Gee...... sner-Gee...... sner-Gee...... @@ -363,22 +363,22 @@ sner-Gee...... sner-Umph?! Oh... it is you. I was sleeping. What do you want? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_6) TALKP038.wav +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_6) talkp038.wav Are you lonely, Captain? Are you misunderstood by everyone else on the ship? Is that why you KEEP CALLING ME WHEN I AM RESTING!? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_7) TALKP039.wav +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_7) talkp039.wav Captain, I am not a particularly social creature. I grow tired of your yammering, but since you have already awakened me What is it? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_8) TALKP040.wav +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_8) talkp040.wav This had better be important. -#(CYBORG_PEP_TALK) TALKP041.wav +#(CYBORG_PEP_TALK) talkp041.wav You've made it, Captain! The Sa-Matra is defenseless. Now all you have to do is maneuver your ship next to the Sa-Matra and initiate the bomb sequence.\n In case you're wondering, I'm not going with you, Captain. I'm staying on board. @@ -386,7 +386,7 @@ Why, you ask? BECAUSE I'M LOCKED IN HERE -- THAT'S WHY! HELP!!! -#(HUMAN_PEP_TALK) TALKP042.wav +#(HUMAN_PEP_TALK) talkp042.wav Okay, human, you've made it past the Sa-Matra's guards and now you can attack the vessel itself, so listen closely. The Sa-Matra is protected by a thick shell of fused asteroids reinforced with a weak stasis field. @@ -405,40 +405,40 @@ Why, you ask? BECAUSE I'M LOCKED IN HERE -- THAT'S WHY! HELP!!! -#(I_SENSE_MY_SLAVES) TALKP043.wav +#(I_SENSE_MY_SLAVES) talkp043.wav I sense the presence of my ancient slaves. It is time, Captain. -#(HAVENT_GOT_EVERYTHING) TALKP044.wav +#(HAVENT_GOT_EVERYTHING) talkp044.wav You are not yet ready to face the Ur-Quan in a final confrontation, Captain\r -#(NEED_BOMB) TALKP045.wav +#(NEED_BOMB) talkp045.wav You still need a weapon of sufficient destructive force to destroy the Sa-Matra\r -#(SOUP_UP_BOMB) TALKP046.wav +#(SOUP_UP_BOMB) talkp046.wav The power of the Utwig's bomb must be increased\r -#(SOUP_UP_FLEET) TALKP047.wav +#(SOUP_UP_FLEET) talkp047.wav You must strengthen your fleet\r -#(SOUP_UP_FLAGSHIP) TALKP048.wav +#(SOUP_UP_FLAGSHIP) talkp048.wav Your flagship needs additional improvements\r -#(COMEBACK_WHEN_READY) TALKP049.wav +#(COMEBACK_WHEN_READY) talkp049.wav This must be done before you are ready to attack. We must leave now, and return when you are fully prepared. #(what_now) What now, Dnyarri? -#(DO_THIS) TALKP050.wav +#(DO_THIS) talkp050.wav Oh gosh, gee! I don't know. Let's just sit here and talk a while AND IGNORE THOSE THOUSAND DREADNOUGHTS THAT ARE GOING TO CREAM US IN A FEW SECONDS! #(compel_urquan) Employ your powers! Confuse the Ur-Quan! -#(HERE_WE_GO) TALKP051.wav +#(HERE_WE_GO) talkp051.wav Okay. Now, whatever you do, once I've started DON'T LEAVE THE STAR SYSTEM! We've only got one chance at this, let's make it good! @@ -447,7 +447,7 @@ Here I go... #(im_scared) I'm scared, Dnyarri. What if this doesn't work? -#(STUPID_FOP) TALKP052.wav +#(STUPID_FOP) talkp052.wav 'I'm scared, Dnyarri. What if this doesn't work?' My species have waited two hundred centuries for this moment SO STOP BLUBBERING! @@ -456,48 +456,48 @@ Let's get to work #(compel_that_ship) Dnyarri. There is a nearby ship which is annoying me. Compel it to self-destruct. -#(SAVING_MY_POWER) TALKP053.wav +#(SAVING_MY_POWER) talkp053.wav I am saving my meager powers for our final confrontation with the Ur-Quan. Sorry, Captain. You'll just have to deal with it yourself. #(any_suggestions) What do you suggest I do now, Dnyarri? -#(SUGGESTION_1) TALKP054.wav +#(SUGGESTION_1) talkp054.wav The first thing I'd do is make sure I had a strong ship and fleet. -#(SUGGESTION_2) TALKP055.wav +#(SUGGESTION_2) talkp055.wav Once I was tough enough to survive in hostile space I'd spend some time exploring, trying to make allies and gather information. -#(SUGGESTION_3) TALKP056.wav +#(SUGGESTION_3) talkp056.wav After I'd done a fair bit of exploration, I would try to find out what the Ur-Quan are up to. Discover who they are fighting, and why. -#(SUGGESTION_4) TALKP057.wav +#(SUGGESTION_4) talkp057.wav Once I knew some general information about the Ur-Quan I'd probably try to find their weak spot. Every race has one. -#(SUGGESTION_5) TALKP058.wav +#(SUGGESTION_5) talkp058.wav Once I knew the Ur-Quan's critical weakness I would try to discover how to exploit this flaw. I would learn what was necessary for the task, then gather those materials or services. -#(SUGGESTION_6) TALKP059.wav +#(SUGGESTION_6) talkp059.wav When I was finally prepared for the final confrontation with the Ur-Quan I would use me, the Talking Pet, to distract the Ur-Quan for a single moment thus permitting me, who is really you, to make the death-strike against the Ur-Quan. -#(SUGGESTION_7) TALKP060.wav +#(SUGGESTION_7) talkp060.wav Well for one, I would stop asking me questions and get to work. -#(SUGGESTION_8) TALKP061.wav +#(SUGGESTION_8) talkp061.wav Well for one, I would stop asking me questions and get to work. #(about_your_race) What can you tell me about your race, the Dnyarri? -#(WHAT_ABOUT_RACE) TALKP062.wav +#(WHAT_ABOUT_RACE) talkp062.wav I consider such a question intrusive and impolite but that is consistent with your behavior. What do you want to know? @@ -505,7 +505,7 @@ What do you want to know? #(you_lied) I have learned that you lied to me, Dnyarri. It was your race that made slaves of the Ur-Quan! -#(SO_WHAT) TALKP063.wav +#(SO_WHAT) talkp063.wav So I lied a little! Big deal. I thought that if I told you the truth, you wouldn't bring me on board. Besides, it wasn't me who did that, it was my ancient ancestors. @@ -515,27 +515,27 @@ I thought not. #(bye_onboard) Okay, Dnyarri, you can go back to sleep now. -#(GOODBYE_ONBOARD) TALKP064.wav +#(GOODBYE_ONBOARD) talkp064.wav Goodbye human. #(what_about_physiology) What can you tell me about your species biology? -#(NO_TALK_ABOUT_SELF) TALKP065.wav +#(NO_TALK_ABOUT_SELF) talkp065.wav You mean my superior brain, my mental prowess? I don't want to talk about it. #(what_about_powers) Come on, we're friends! Tell me about the scope of your psychic powers! -#(NOT_POWERS_BUT_FLOWERS) TALKP066.wav +#(NOT_POWERS_BUT_FLOWERS) talkp066.wav Captain, I don't think you meant to ask about my powers. -- #(yes_flowers) Yes - Dnyarri - I - wish - to - know - about - flowers. -#(GOOD_HUMAN) TALKP067.wav +#(GOOD_HUMAN) talkp067.wav Flowers are beautiful, and smell nice. Now be a good human and -- @@ -543,14 +543,14 @@ Now be a good human and #(wish_to_go_now) I - wish - to - go - now. -#(EXCELLENT_IDEA) TALKP068.wav +#(EXCELLENT_IDEA) talkp068.wav An excellent idea, Captain. You must have a great deal of work to attend to. Goodbye. #(what_about_your_history) What can you tell me about the history of your people? -#(ABOUT_HISTORY) TALKP069.wav +#(ABOUT_HISTORY) talkp069.wav Over twenty thousand years ago, my species was happy and carefree living a life of contentment on the surface of our world Glilandy. We spent our time gathering foods, creating art, and compelling each other to do the gross chores. @@ -559,7 +559,7 @@ Then a ship from the Sentient Milieu landed, and things got pretty complicated. #(sentient_milieu) I know so little about the Sentient Milieu. Can you describe it? -#(ABOUT_SENTIENT_MILIEU) TALKP070.wav +#(ABOUT_SENTIENT_MILIEU) talkp070.wav The Sentient Milieu were a blood-thirsty Empire that ruled a large section of the galaxy for thousands of years. If you have heard that the Milieu was a cooperative union of sentient species it's LIES, all lies! @@ -569,7 +569,7 @@ infused the entire association with a sinister ambience. #(what_about_war) So tell me about the war between your species and the Sentient Milieu. -#(ABOUT_WAR) TALKP071.wav +#(ABOUT_WAR) talkp071.wav Well, after we had been in contact with the Milieu for a while they decided to kill all of my species! Now does that sound like a reasonable, friendly bunch of beings, Captain? @@ -584,11 +584,11 @@ acting as mindless translators who communicate the words of inferior races. #(enough_info) I've heard enough. -#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) TALKP072.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) talkp072.wav That's good, I was getting sleepy. -#(UMGAH_ALL_GONE) TALKP073.wav +#(UMGAH_ALL_GONE) talkp073.wav Such great plans, such fine dreams... now, all ground to dust. Hello, Captain. Pardon my lament, but I am feeling a bit depressed today. You see, the black destroyers -- the Kohr-Ah- passed through recently on a killing spree diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/thradd/thradd.txt b/sc2/content/comm/thradd/thradd.txt index f4382c949..fdc565c29 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/thradd/thradd.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/thradd/thradd.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_1) THRAD000.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_1) thrad000.wav So, what's this? SNORT! An unknown alien species? How wonderful! Someone new to fight! We, the Thraddash of Culture Nineteen -- famous Ur-Quan Combat Thralls @@ -10,13 +10,13 @@ This is the way of the Thraddash! We fight and learn and improve! All other cultural schemes are inferior. This is a proven fact. What have you to say before we begin combat? -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_2) THRAD001.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_2) thrad001.wav SNORT! What a laugh! You are the least battle-worthy creature I've ever seen commanding a starship. We are the Ur-Quan fighting slaves of Culture Nineteen. Please don't run away. We wish to be your species' new role-models! Unfortunately, to do this, we may need to blast you into your component atoms. -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_3) THRAD002.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_3) thrad002.wav Attention weak, ugly humans aboard that wallowing garbage scow of a ship, SNORT! Unless you are even more inferior that we believe and that's hard to imagine you already know who we are -- the Thraddash of Culture Nineteen @@ -24,13 +24,13 @@ We are the original Ur-Quan fighting slaves, the cream of their elite forces your instructors in the harsh realities of life. SNORT! It is time for your next lesson. -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_4) THRAD003.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_4) thrad003.wav Inferior Aliens. You have once again intruded upon the territory of the Thraddash. This is a patrolled region of space. Your presence here is considered an act of War! How wonderful! -#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) THRAD004.wav +#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) thrad004.wav HA! View the stupid weak alien who has appeared here at our homeworld! What do you desire, creature? Our Friendship? Our submission?! HARG! HARG! HARG! @@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ that any victories you may score here through a sheer stroke of luck WILL NOT be added to your personal victory tally! Now what do you wish of us before we attack? -#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) THRAD005.wav +#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) thrad005.wav Attention cowardly alien human thing! You escaped our instructional session, SNORT! But this time things are different.\n We, the Ur-Quan slaves of Culture Nineteen, @@ -53,14 +53,14 @@ have engaged in a long-term build-up of weapons, assuring us that we shall preva If you wish merely to count coup, seek our ships in space. Now do you wish to speak, or shall we simply start blasting? -#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) THRAD006.wav +#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) thrad006.wav I am Korgk, battle-slave foreman of Culture Nineteen. You may be interested to know that our model ZK-53 computer has determined that you have only a fleeting 1.6% chance of surviving a battle with our homeworld guardian fleet. Shall we test this assertion? -#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) THRAD007.wav +#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) thrad007.wav Foolish Aliens! Shall you never learn the futility of trying to conquer our homeworld through direct attack? It is impossible! SNORT! We Thraddash will toast your tootsies. @@ -74,7 +74,7 @@ Thraddash of Culture Nineteen: we sense a bit of hostility here. Why? #(whats_up_hostile_2) What has made you this way? Why are you so brutal? -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_1) THRAD008.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_1) thrad008.wav Hostility! HARG! HARG! HARG! We are not `hostile'. Hostility is unwarranted aggression! SNORT! @@ -93,7 +93,7 @@ SNORT! Now THAT'S hostility! We, on the other hand, merely want to kill you. -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_2) THRAD009.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_2) thrad009.wav Brutal!? You don't know the MEANING of brutal until you've heard the story of Culture Three! How brutal WAS Culture Three you ask? Culture Three was SO brutal that they maimed, tortured, enslaved, and in general brutalized @@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ and was therefore far from the tempered perfection you have encountered here and -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_3) THRAD010.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_3) thrad010.wav NO! We will not answer any more of your foolish questions! Instead, you will answer OUR questions, such as who is responsible for those berserk red probes that keep attacking our ships? @@ -122,7 +122,7 @@ Are these devices your robot emissaries of death? Hmm? No! Don't answer, I can see it in your eyes. You've given it all away! SNORT! I know the truth now. The only thing that confuses me is WHY do the probes approach from the direction of Vega? -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_4) THRAD011.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_4) thrad011.wav Back to the subject of the probes! We found one orbiting a strange planet in the Epsilon Draconis system. The planet causes our scanners to malfunction, producing a wildly colored image. @@ -134,7 +134,7 @@ we will have to extract the information from you in more painful ways. #(what_about_you_1) What can you tell us of your species? -#(ABOUT_US_1) THRAD012.wav +#(ABOUT_US_1) thrad012.wav Talk! Bah, talk is for sissies, weaklings like those of Culture Fourteen. For ten thousand years, we Thraddash have fought and died, learned and improved. Then, along came Culture Fourteen which claimed that all this -- this perfect method... @@ -152,7 +152,7 @@ peace is a failure. #(what_about_you_2) So violent, Rhino-Dudes! What more can you tell us about your Culture Nineteen? -#(ABOUT_US_2) THRAD013.wav +#(ABOUT_US_2) thrad013.wav What!?! SNORT! MORE talk? It amazes me that you ever got out of the orbit of your home planet! Yak! Yak! Yak! -- Yammer! Yammer! Yammer! @@ -176,7 +176,7 @@ Frustrating, huh? #(what_about_urquan_1) You mention the Ur-Quan. What is your relationship with them? -#(ABOUT_URQUAN_1) THRAD014.wav +#(ABOUT_URQUAN_1) thrad014.wav A foolish question! We are their slaves, dolt! What else would we be? When the Ur-Quan first appeared in our space over fifty years ago coming from the direction of the Ophiuchi stars @@ -197,7 +197,7 @@ perhaps NOW the Ur-Quan will let us fight at their side as TRUE battle thralls. #(what_about_urquan_2) Why didn't you fight against the Alliance, and where ARE the Ur-Quan? -#(ABOUT_URQUAN_2) THRAD015.wav +#(ABOUT_URQUAN_2) thrad015.wav We wanted to, OH how we wanted to! After all, we were the first battle thralls the Ur-Quan enslaved in this part of space we thought we had priority!... @@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ So forget it! No secrets! "Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you go impress your Ur-Quan masters AND " show-off your Afterburner modification by attacking the Ur-Quan's enemy!? -#(GOOD_IDEA) THRAD016.wav +#(GOOD_IDEA) thrad016.wav WHAT FOOLISH STUPIDITY! HARG! HARG! HARG! WHY THAT'S AS DUMB AN IDEA AS -- what did you say? Attack the Ur-Quan's enemy? Help them win their war? @@ -228,18 +228,18 @@ you may leave alive, and when we return from our glorious campaign we may even honor you with a retelling of the many great battles we shall certainly win. Until then, get lost. -#(WE_GO_TO_IMPRESS_URQUAN_1) THRAD017.wav +#(WE_GO_TO_IMPRESS_URQUAN_1) thrad017.wav The Ur-Quan will be mightily impressed by our combat prowess when we blast their enemies from space! We build up a charging fury! Stay out of our path! -#(WE_GO_TO_IMPRESS_URQUAN_2) THRAD018.wav +#(WE_GO_TO_IMPRESS_URQUAN_2) thrad018.wav Our individual skills, our superior fighting ships and our objectively correct political views are sure to greatly impress our Ur-Quan Masters! To Arms! SNORT! To Arms! -#(WE_IMPRESSING_URQUAN_1) THRAD019.wav +#(WE_IMPRESSING_URQUAN_1) thrad019.wav Oh! The Weapons!! The devastating bolts of sheer energy! SNORT! The dark ships -- the Ur-Quan's enemies, they bow before our superior technologies! The morbid, relentless wheels of heart-pounding destructiveness @@ -247,7 +247,7 @@ are nothing more than an inconvenience! Oh, yes! I am sure that we are demonstrating to the Ur-Quan the worthiness of our excellent Culture Nineteen! -#(WE_IMPRESSING_URQUAN_2) THRAD020.wav +#(WE_IMPRESSING_URQUAN_2) thrad020.wav We look forward to success! The way is challenging, but our Turbo-Thrusters are at 200% and our guns stand ready! We have engaged the dark ships and achieved victory! @@ -256,7 +256,7 @@ The Ur-Quan know we are here! SNORT! They see our valor!... We have tried to make contact with them on the usual Hyperwave bands, but to no avail. Even so, I am still quite sure that we are impressing them GREATLY! -#(WE_IMPRESSED_URQUAN_1) THRAD021.wav +#(WE_IMPRESSED_URQUAN_1) thrad021.wav The great gouts of flame! SNORT! The accuracy of our shooting! We killed THOUSANDS... well at least HUNDREDS! It was wonderful! It was delirious! @@ -266,7 +266,7 @@ They were so frightened of us, they froze in their tracks. That's how scared they were! Ah, such fighting! SNORT! We will not soon see the like again! -#(WE_IMPRESSED_URQUAN_2) THRAD022.wav +#(WE_IMPRESSED_URQUAN_2) thrad022.wav Oh Yes! We have mightily impressed the Ur-Quan! We destroyed several of their enemy's dreaded black ships and severely damaged many more. @@ -274,12 +274,12 @@ Our losses? Well, yes, there were a few. But we are still very strong! Make no mistake about that! -#(HOSTILE_HELIX_HELLO_1) THRAD023.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELIX_HELLO_1) thrad023.wav WARNING! You have entered Thraddash Secured Space! There is nothing valuable here! Go away! -#(HOSTILE_HELIX_HELLO_2) THRAD024.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELIX_HELLO_2) thrad024.wav Begone Stupid, Ugly Ones! SNARL! Leave before we break from our guard posts and give you a good Thraddashing! @@ -288,7 +288,7 @@ Leave before we break from our guard posts and give you a good Thraddashing! #(submit_1) Your blustering does not impress me. We have requirements which you will fulfill, NOW! -#(NO_SUBMIT_1) THRAD025.wav +#(NO_SUBMIT_1) thrad025.wav Hunh? Hnyarg?! WHAT?! @@ -299,7 +299,7 @@ WE WILL DEEESTROY YOUUU AND EVERYBODY ON YOUR SHIP!! #(submit_2) I have secret weapons of great power. Submit, or I shall evaporate your planet. -#(NO_SUBMIT_2) THRAD026.wav +#(NO_SUBMIT_2) thrad026.wav HARG! HARG! HARG! We like secret weapons! We will now give you the opportunity to give them to us. @@ -308,14 +308,14 @@ We will now give you the opportunity to give them to us. #(be_friends_1) We wish nothing from you, save your friendship. -#(NO_FRIENDS_1) THRAD027.wav +#(NO_FRIENDS_1) thrad027.wav Perhaps, after we have made you our slaves, we can accomodate your wishes. Until then... #(be_friends_2) You are strong! We like strong! We be friends, now, okay? -#(NO_FRIENDS_2) THRAD028.wav +#(NO_FRIENDS_2) thrad028.wav We are strong. You are weak. And HARG! HARG!... we HATE weak. We do not need weak friends! We want only slaves and teachers. @@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ Such logic must be obvious even to a stupid being like yourself. #(how_impressed_urquan_1) How did impressing the Ur-Quan work out? -#(IMPRESSED_LIKE_SO_1) THRAD029.wav +#(IMPRESSED_LIKE_SO_1) thrad029.wav It was glorious, truly glorious!... for the most part. It would have been entirely glorious except for two factors. Factor One: we lost over half our battle fleet during the two-week fracas. @@ -339,7 +339,7 @@ than when they conquered us in the first place. #(how_impressed_urquan_2) Would you describe the Ur-Quan's enemy ships? -#(IMPRESSED_LIKE_SO_2) THRAD030.wav +#(IMPRESSED_LIKE_SO_2) thrad030.wav They were black as space itself, with only the occasional glint off their hulls as they turned to fire. Their weapons were extremely primitive, nothing more than fast-spinning disks of dense metal yet they penetrated our defensive screens, and inflicted grievous damage @@ -352,34 +352,34 @@ Puny human, your time is almost up. Prepare yourself for defeat! #(bye_hostile_1) We leave in peace. -#(GOODBYE_HOSTILE_1) THRAD031.wav +#(GOODBYE_HOSTILE_1) thrad031.wav What? You leave before the lesson begins? We have so much to teach you! Let us show you just one thing, it's called the `Surprise Attack'. #(bye_hostile_2) I guess we'll just be going now. -#(GOODBYE_HOSTILE_2) THRAD032.wav +#(GOODBYE_HOSTILE_2) thrad032.wav Then I guess we'll just be attacking you now. #(why_you_here_hostile) Explain your presence here, Thraddash. -#(NONE_OF_YOUR_CONCERN) THRAD033.wav +#(NONE_OF_YOUR_CONCERN) thrad033.wav It is none of your concern, human, SNORT! Now leave this world before we get REALLY mad! #(demand_to_land) What are you hiding down there? I demand to land! -#(NO_DEMAND) THRAD034.wav +#(NO_DEMAND) thrad034.wav You will make no demands, stupid captain human dog! Instead, you will die! #(what_about_this_world) So what's so special about this world? Why all the guards? -#(BLUE_HELIX) THRAD035.wav +#(BLUE_HELIX) thrad035.wav Very well, since we have a huge number of ships here I guess there can't be much harm in explaining this to you PROVIDED YOU LEAVE WHEN WE'RE DONE! @@ -398,7 +398,7 @@ Sorry. #(whats_helix_hostile) Aw, geez. Come on. That was UNFAIR! -#(HELIX_IS_HOSTILE) THRAD036.wav +#(HELIX_IS_HOSTILE) thrad036.wav Okay, okay. I guess you're right, it was a bit cruel. I'll tell you. Let's see, where was I? Oh, right on the dark continent of Funt @@ -414,7 +414,7 @@ the sign of any Culture's authority. #(i_need_to_land_lie) Uh... I left something important on the surface last week. Can I just go down and get it? -#(CAUGHT_LIE) THRAD037.wav +#(CAUGHT_LIE) thrad037.wav Okay. Go ahead. Hey, WAIT A MINUTE! @@ -427,23 +427,23 @@ You shall suffer their same fate -- OBLIVION! #(bye_hostile_helix) We have decided to leave. Goodbye. -#(GOODBYE_HOSTILE_HELIX) THRAD038.wav +#(GOODBYE_HOSTILE_HELIX) thrad038.wav If you hurry, we won't kill you. Goodbye. -#(DIE_THIEF_1) THRAD039.wav +#(DIE_THIEF_1) thrad039.wav So it's you! The Thief! The skulking little human weasel! SNORT! We should not have left the Aqua Helix Planet unguarded! You have shown us a weakness in ourselves, and for that we thank you. But we desire the return of the Helix, and since I suspect you won't give it willingly SNORT! Eat Flaming Death You Gravy Sucking Pig! -#(DIE_THIEF_2) THRAD040.wav +#(DIE_THIEF_2) thrad040.wav Ahoy stupid human. You are arrogant and absurd! You took our wonderful, ancient, sacred Aqua Helix, and refuse to return it! This makes us mad, EXTREMELY mad! Prepare to meet thy Doom, alien Thief! -#(AMAZING_PERFORMANCE) THRAD041.wav +#(AMAZING_PERFORMANCE) thrad041.wav "Admirable! Admirable! We have never witnessed such awesome combat capabilities!" You have destroyed so many of us! We are humbled in your presence! We thought you were a weakling, a coward, a pitiful sniveling wimp. @@ -455,13 +455,13 @@ Wait! I've got it! It's the way you respond to our hailing calls each time we me Just as they say, first impressions are SO important! So tell us, please! Tell us how WE should present ourselves. -#(IMPRESSIVE_PERFORMANCE) THRAD042.wav +#(IMPRESSIVE_PERFORMANCE) thrad042.wav "Well, Humans have some backbone after all, but not as much as the Ur-Quan." A Human ship is a poor second to the Ur-Quan Dreadnought. Your weapons do not have the killing strength of an Ur-Quan fusion blast. SNORT! The Ur-Quan are still your betters. -#(ADEQUATE_PERFORMANCE) THRAD043.wav +#(ADEQUATE_PERFORMANCE) thrad043.wav Perhaps Humans can fight after all, if our reports are accurate. "We will test this hypothesis in the laboratory of life -- IN GLORIOUS BATTLE!" Your puny, inadequate weaponry is no match for the Thraddash Mark 6 Blaster @@ -469,25 +469,25 @@ with its 4 Megawatt energy discharge. "Nor can your slow, bloated tubs compare to our Flash Turbo-Boosted warships!" We have nothing to fear! -#(HELLO_POLITE_1) THRAD044.wav +#(HELLO_POLITE_1) thrad044.wav Hello and good day! How are you today? We are just fine, thank you! Are your mates and offspring well? How simply marvelous! -#(HELLO_POLITE_2) THRAD045.wav +#(HELLO_POLITE_2) thrad045.wav We are the polite and courteous Thraddash! We greet you with all appropriate felicitations. -#(HELLO_POLITE_3) THRAD046.wav +#(HELLO_POLITE_3) thrad046.wav Most erudite greetings to you. As always, we will be most pleased to enter into meaningful discourse with your elevated person. -#(HELLO_POLITE_4) THRAD047.wav +#(HELLO_POLITE_4) thrad047.wav Greetings and salutations! We trust that all is well with you and that your stay will be pleasant and beneficial. -#(HELLO_RHYME_1) THRAD048.wav +#(HELLO_RHYME_1) thrad048.wav We are the rhyming simons blancmange rhymes with orange space is the place @@ -495,7 +495,7 @@ the stars in their courses cannot catch the horses? SNORT! This is hard! -#(HELLO_RHYME_2) THRAD049.wav +#(HELLO_RHYME_2) thrad049.wav Blood is red, bruises are blue When strangers come here, we run them through!\n HARG! HARG! HARG! @@ -517,52 +517,52 @@ form not function meets in death remembered. -#(HELLO_PIG_LATIN_1) THRAD050.wav +#(HELLO_PIG_LATIN_1) thrad050.wav Eway areyay ethay igpay atinlay eakingspay Addashthray! Ortsnay! -#(HELLO_PIG_LATIN_2) THRAD051.wav +#(HELLO_PIG_LATIN_2) thrad051.wav Ombatcay! Ecklessray ouragecay! Eakingspay igpay atinlay! Eway aryay ategray orfay eesethay easonsray! -#(HELLO_PIG_LATIN_3) THRAD052.wav +#(HELLO_PIG_LATIN_3) thrad052.wav Ellohay umanhay! Elcomeway ackbay! E'veway eenbay xpectingay ouyay. -#(HELLO_PIG_LATIN_4) THRAD053.wav +#(HELLO_PIG_LATIN_4) thrad053.wav Eway aypay espectray otay ouryay eategray eachertay! -#(HELLO_LIKE_YOU_1) THRAD054.wav +#(HELLO_LIKE_YOU_1) thrad054.wav This is Grah of the starship Hot Pulsing Thrusters. -#(HELLO_LIKE_YOU_2) THRAD055.wav +#(HELLO_LIKE_YOU_2) thrad055.wav Greetings! I am Captain Chudd in command of the Blazing Guns of Glory! -#(HELLO_LIKE_YOU_3) THRAD056.wav +#(HELLO_LIKE_YOU_3) thrad056.wav Attention! This is the starship Overwhelmer. -#(HELLO_LIKE_YOU_4) THRAD057.wav +#(HELLO_LIKE_YOU_4) thrad057.wav I am commander Dthunk. -#(WELCOME_SPACE0) THRAD058.wav +#(WELCOME_SPACE0) thrad058.wav We of -#(WELCOME_SPACE1) THRAD059.wav +#(WELCOME_SPACE1) thrad059.wav are glad to meet you here in space, oh wise Teacher from Earth! -#(WELCOME_HOMEWORLD0) THRAD060.wav +#(WELCOME_HOMEWORLD0) thrad060.wav Your presence here at our homeworld fills all of us -#(WELCOME_HOMEWORLD1) THRAD061.wav +#(WELCOME_HOMEWORLD1) thrad061.wav with awe. We are honored, wise human. -#(WELCOME_HELIX0) THRAD062.wav +#(WELCOME_HELIX0) thrad062.wav Hoy-yo-HO! The super-strong human has returned to this, our most important planet. We, -#(WELCOME_HELIX1) THRAD063.wav +#(WELCOME_HELIX1) thrad063.wav , bid you welcome. #(why_you_here_ally) What's so special about about this planet? -#(GUARDING_HELIX_ALLY) THRAD064.wav +#(GUARDING_HELIX_ALLY) thrad064.wav We orbit here guarding that most precious of our relics, that which we hold most dearly that which has been at the heart of all our Cultures (except for Culture Nine, and they don't really count) @@ -572,7 +572,7 @@ the Aqua Helix! #(whats_helix_ally) So what about this `Aqua Helix' thing? Does it do any tricks? -#(HELIX_IS_ALLY) THRAD065.wav +#(HELIX_IS_ALLY) thrad065.wav The Aqua Helix is our most precious relic. For the totality of our historical memory, the Helix has been with us. It guides, motivates and rewards. It is the twisty-thing that launched a thousand ships! @@ -591,14 +591,14 @@ Therefore, the Aqua Helix IS great! The matter is resolved. #(may_i_land) That sounds really cool! You won't mind if I go down and just kinda look at it, would you? -#(SURE_LAND) THRAD066.wav +#(SURE_LAND) thrad066.wav Why certainly, go ahead and land on the planet and take a look at the most precious of all our relics the relic we hold most dear, as have all our Cultures... #(whats_up_ally) Have there been any developments here that I, your Great Teacher, should know of? -#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_1) THRAD067.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_1) thrad067.wav Yes, Teacher, there is at least one event of note. We may have once mentioned our encounters with the tumbling red probes the ones that attack relentlessly while spouting bizarre peace offerings. @@ -608,7 +608,7 @@ Uh.. no, Captain, we don't know what the opposite of Vega is, that's not what we We now believe that the probes are RETURNING to Vega. As yet we do not know the nature of their mission. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_2) THRAD068.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_2) thrad068.wav Yes, wise human, let us elaborate. Two years ago we monitored the entry of two ships into our space. One was clearly a Dreadnought, the ship of our ex-masters, the Ur-Quan. @@ -618,7 +618,7 @@ Eventually, the Ur-Quan destroyed the black ship, but not before receiving morta The last we saw of the ship, it was tumbling out of control toward Alpha Pavonis. We do not know its eventual fate. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_3) THRAD069.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_3) thrad069.wav Now that you are our new role-model, I guess it's time to spill the beans on the Ur-Quan. Unfortunately, we never really got any beans -- secret bits of information, that is. However, maybe you would like to know about the last time we saw the Ur-Quan. @@ -628,7 +628,7 @@ which told us to remain in our old sphere of influence, obey the slave laws, and The Dreadnought fleet departed in the direction of the Crateris constellation but where they are now is unknown. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_4) THRAD070.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ALLY_4) thrad070.wav This doesn't really count as News, Teacher but War is truly magnificent isn't it? The gut wrenching sight of molten warships! @@ -636,14 +636,14 @@ The boiling blood of depressurized soldiers! I just love it!... ...don't you? -#(HOW_SHOULD_WE_ACT) THRAD071.wav +#(HOW_SHOULD_WE_ACT) thrad071.wav We need to learn so much from you, such as How should we act in our new Culture? What is our direction, our ethical base? #(friendly) Be kind at all times and in all places. Treat each stranger you meet as your best friend. -#(OK_FRIENDLY) THRAD072.wav +#(OK_FRIENDLY) thrad072.wav Friendly? Kind? The wisdom escapes me.... ah yes! I understand now! Being kind, being friendly...this will allow intruders to let their guard down and when we kill them, they will be too surprised to react! @@ -652,7 +652,7 @@ What a great plan, human! You are truly a great Teacher! #(wacky) Lighten up! Be kind of... you know... Wacky! Here, try watching these vids: Monty Python and the Marx Brothers. -#(OK_WACKY) THRAD073.wav +#(OK_WACKY) thrad073.wav Wacky!...Wacky? I do not understand. We shall watch these vids of yours. We shall study them, to learn to be... wacky. Then, when we are wacky enough, we shall test our new wackiness in combat @@ -662,7 +662,7 @@ Thank you, Great Teacher. #(just_like_us) Look, if you really want a model for your Culture, then be just like us! -#(OK_JUST_LIKE_YOU) THRAD074.wav +#(OK_JUST_LIKE_YOU) thrad074.wav Aha! I see it now. We proceed carefully we take no undue risks. We slowly build up our strength and only attack when we have overwhelming odds on our side! @@ -671,7 +671,7 @@ trying to drag out every last bit of information, and if they are not cooperativ we will threaten them with instant death! We will be just like you! -#(WORK_TO_DO) THRAD075.wav +#(WORK_TO_DO) thrad075.wav We have much work to do to implement these sweeping cultural changes. Transferring from the allegiances and mores of one culture to another is a difficult and time consuming task. @@ -681,7 +681,7 @@ Return later to see our brave new world. #(contemplative) Try being more contemplative. Consider the many facets of a single gem... and stuff like that. -#(OK_CONTEMPLATIVE) THRAD076.wav +#(OK_CONTEMPLATIVE) thrad076.wav Aha! Contemplation, yes! New thought and realizations! With our new studious ways we shall uncover new methods, inventions and schemes allowing us to conquer entire civilizations with ease! @@ -690,32 +690,32 @@ Brilliant, human, brilliant! #(how_goes_culture) So how is the new Culture developing? -#(CONTEMP_GOES_1) THRAD077.wav +#(CONTEMP_GOES_1) thrad077.wav Augh! If it were not for our certainty in your wisdom, great Teacher from Earth we would not have remained a `Contemplative' culture for more than a single day As it is, we have contemplated our strategies, tactics, our weapons, the stars the planets, and even our navels which for a Thraddash is very uncomfortable and requires at least two mirrors. -#(CONTEMP_GOES_2) THRAD078.wav +#(CONTEMP_GOES_2) thrad078.wav So studious! So quiet! So contemplative! SNORT! We are not made for this. We are beginning to break out in spots! -#(FRIENDLY_GOES_1) THRAD079.wav +#(FRIENDLY_GOES_1) thrad079.wav To be frank, Great Teacher, friendliness suits us Thraddash poorly. For example, we Thraddash do not have the necessary muscles to `smile' as you suggested we do so we are now using small plastic prosthetic devices to prop up our lips into the required position. Very uncomfortable. -#(FRIENDLY_GOES_2) THRAD080.wav +#(FRIENDLY_GOES_2) thrad080.wav Try as we might, we just can't make this friendly thing work, Teacher. Even your idea about exchanging the ritual gifts, the `Fruit Cakes' has had problems. It seems that nobody actually wants to eat the Fruit Cakes however, on the plus side, due to the Fruit Cakes' density and other physical characteristics they make excellent projectile weapons! -#(WACKY_GOES_1) THRAD081.wav +#(WACKY_GOES_1) thrad081.wav We have studied and studied the vids you left with us, oh Great Teacher but we fear we are unable to grasp the essential truth and power of being wacky. For example, last month, in an attempt to be spontaneously absurd @@ -728,7 +728,7 @@ The penguin, the vidscreen, and a large section of the wall were destroyed. You see, Captain. Perhaps we are not suited to being wacky\n and SNIFF!... that was my only penguin. -#(WACKY_GOES_2) THRAD082.wav +#(WACKY_GOES_2) thrad082.wav We are getting a better handle on this wacky thing. The key?...Slapstick! We Thraddash have found our mode, our idiom, our way to be wacky. Jabbing the eyes with outstretched digits! Striking the head with planks! @@ -736,7 +736,7 @@ HARG! HARG! HARG! We like and understand this perfectly, Captain. And with the addition of our native elements, high-explosives and nausea gas Thraddash space has become Pratfall City! -#(LIKE_YOU_GOES_1) THRAD083.wav +#(LIKE_YOU_GOES_1) thrad083.wav Things are proceeding well, Captain. We have discovered one item which may interest you. There is an unusual world orbiting Epsilon Draconis, in close solar orbit. @@ -748,7 +748,7 @@ The text goes on to say that these Dumps are in some kind of pattern though what the pattern may be remains a mystery. For now, that is all. -#(LIKE_YOU_GOES_2) THRAD084.wav +#(LIKE_YOU_GOES_2) thrad084.wav A long-range scouting team was sent to explore the stars in the Lyncis constellation. On planet I of Delta Lyncis, they encountered a life form so dangerous, so hostile that it almost killed the entire landing party. @@ -758,22 +758,22 @@ and we hope this information has been of use. #(bye_ally) Goodbye to you, my Thraddash students. -#(GOODBYE_ALLY_1) THRAD085.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLY_1) thrad085.wav We eagerly await your return, Great Teacher. -#(GOODBYE_ALLY_2) THRAD086.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLY_2) thrad086.wav We will await your return and further enlightenment with great anticipation. -#(GOODBYE_ALLY_3) THRAD087.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLY_3) thrad087.wav Try not to get killed, Teacher. -#(GOODBYE_ALLY_4) THRAD088.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLY_4) thrad088.wav Farewell Great Teacher. #(be_polite) Try being polite and friendly in your greetings. -#(OK_POLITE) THRAD089.wav +#(OK_POLITE) thrad089.wav Ok, we will be polite. That will cause visitors to let their guard down and then we attack them! @@ -782,7 +782,7 @@ Yes, that is an excellent plan! #(speak_pig_latin) To really capture the spirit of Interstellar Diplomactic Protocol you should speak pig latin. -#(OK_PIG_LATIN) THRAD090.wav +#(OK_PIG_LATIN) thrad090.wav Pig-Latin, eh? Isn't that where you take the first letter or two of a word, put it at the end and then add an `ay' at the very end? Hmm.. let me try `Upidstay Eaturecray! Eparepray otay ieday!' @@ -793,7 +793,7 @@ Just one question, Great Teacher. How do you say `example' in pig latin? #(use_rhymes) I know for a fact that rhyming in your introductions wins big points. -#(OK_RHYMES) THRAD091.wav +#(OK_RHYMES) thrad091.wav Rhymes? Like in poetry? SNORT! Isn't that kind of... you know... not-tough stuff? SNORT! What am I saying! You are the Great Teacher! You know best! @@ -802,13 +802,13 @@ If rhyming is necessary, then Teacher we will be rhyming all the timing. #(just_the_way_we_do) Just greet people the way we do. -#(OK_WAY_YOU_DO) THRAD092.wav +#(OK_WAY_YOU_DO) thrad092.wav Hmmm... okay. I see. When necessary, we will be obsequious and kowtow and the rest of the time, we will bluster and threaten! How simple! -#(WHAT_NAME_FOR_CULTURE) THRAD093.wav +#(WHAT_NAME_FOR_CULTURE) thrad093.wav Now that we understand the nuances of introduction, Great Teacher we have an even more significant question. Your devastation of our battle forces have shown us @@ -819,16 +819,16 @@ but what shall we name our new Culture? #(alliance_name) How about the -#(OK_ALLIANCE_NAME) THRAD094.wav +#(OK_ALLIANCE_NAME) thrad094.wav Okay, the -#(NAME_TAIL) THRAD095.wav +#(NAME_TAIL) thrad095.wav #(you_decide) I think it is important that with this new direction, you decide on your new name. -#(OK_CULTURE_20) THRAD096.wav +#(OK_CULTURE_20) thrad096.wav You are wise, Great Teacher. I will think long and hard on this matter GRUNT! It must reflect the profound changes in our social order. @@ -841,7 +841,7 @@ Culture Twenty! #(fat) How about `The Fat Obstreperous Jerks'? -#(OK_FAT) THRAD097.wav +#(OK_FAT) thrad097.wav I like it! This name, being such an obvious contrast to our true nature will fool our enemies into believing we are harmless because surely only fools would let themselves be known by such a name! @@ -851,17 +851,17 @@ From this day forward, we are the Fat Obstreperous Jerks! #(the_slave_empire) It will be -#(OK_SLAVE) THRAD098.wav +#(OK_SLAVE) thrad098.wav Ulp! Well... you're the one with the big starship So be it -#(FAT_JERKS) THRAD099.wav +#(FAT_JERKS) thrad099.wav Fat Obstreperous Jerks -#(CULTURE) THRAD100.wav +#(CULTURE) thrad100.wav Culture Twenty -#(SLAVE_EMPIRE) THRAD101.wav +#(SLAVE_EMPIRE) thrad101.wav The Glorious Slave Empire of #(name_1) @@ -878,7 +878,7 @@ The Empire of #(name_41) ! -#(HAVING_FUN_WITH_ILWRATH_1) THRAD102.wav +#(HAVING_FUN_WITH_ILWRATH_1) thrad102.wav Oh! The Glory of these many battles! The stupid Ilwrath are easy kills for our valiant warriors, SNORT! We kill fully two of them for every one of us who perishes! @@ -887,14 +887,14 @@ but that is not truly significant! It was your wisdom and guidance that made this all possible, Great Teacher! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! -#(HAVING_FUN_WITH_ILWRATH_2) THRAD103.wav +#(HAVING_FUN_WITH_ILWRATH_2) thrad103.wav The exploding starships! The screaming crew! The direct hits, the cunning escapes! These are the moments we live for! Now we must return to the great battles! Farewell, Great Teacher. -#(GO_AWAY_FIGHTING_ILWRATH_1) THRAD104.wav +#(GO_AWAY_FIGHTING_ILWRATH_1) thrad104.wav So, it is a stupid, ungainly human. I thought we killed you... never mind. It is unimportant now. We are in the midst of a great and glorious war. @@ -905,7 +905,7 @@ Why am I wasting my time here with you? I could be out there, winning honor and glory fighting the idiot spiders. Depart human, your death is not worth the cost of my ammunition. -#(GO_AWAY_FIGHTING_ILWRATH_2) THRAD105.wav +#(GO_AWAY_FIGHTING_ILWRATH_2) thrad105.wav Stop bothering us, human! Can't you see that we are fighting the most perfect war of our Nineteen Cultures? We have brought the Ilwrath to their knee equivalents! diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/umgah/umgah.txt b/sc2/content/comm/umgah/umgah.txt index 5dcb789ac..faeff5bfc 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/umgah/umgah.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/umgah/umgah.txt @@ -1,35 +1,35 @@ -#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1) UMGAH000.wav +#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1) umgah000.wav Why HELLO human Earthling! Har! Har! Har! Must say, your appearance here comes as quite surprise to us! We never expected to see any of you ever again after Ur-Quan masters put your species under slave shield! -#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2) UMGAH001.wav +#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2) umgah001.wav Hey look everybody! Human Earthling came back! Har! Har! Har! Wonder if we'll kill him this time? Har! Har! Har! -#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3) UMGAH002.wav +#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3) umgah002.wav You're back? Har! Har! Har! More fun! More fun! -#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4) UMGAH003.wav +#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4) umgah003.wav Howdy human Earthling! Back for more fun? -#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1) UMGAH004.wav +#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1) umgah004.wav Well bloat my belly! It a human Earthling! Har! Har! Har! Haven't seen a human Earthling since... since why heck! NEVER seen a human Earthling! What coincidence! -#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2) UMGAH005.wav +#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2) umgah005.wav Hi there human! How old fluid sacks today? What?! You don't HAVE fluid sacks? Har! Har! Har! What do you call your mate then?!! Har! Har! Har!... you don't HAVE mate? THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER! Har! Har! Har! -#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3) UMGAH006.wav +#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3) umgah006.wav Hi there, human Earthling! What'cha here for today? What? Can't quite hear you? You have to speak up! Hey! What problem here? @@ -37,68 +37,68 @@ Human Earthling making fun of me? THIS SOME KIND OF STUPID HUMAN EARTHLING TRICK? BECAUSE IF IS Har! Har! Har!... fooled ya, didn't I? -#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4) UMGAH007.wav +#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4) umgah007.wav Yo! Human Earthling! What up?! -#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1) UMGAH008.wav +#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1) umgah008.wav HELLO. HUMAN. EARTHLING. HAR. -#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2) UMGAH009.wav +#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2) umgah009.wav HAPPY. GREETINGS. AND. WELCOME. EARTHLING. HUMAN. HAR. -#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3) UMGAH010.wav +#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3) umgah010.wav WHAT. SO. FUNNY. HUMAN. EARTHLING. YOUR. FACE. FUNNY. THING. HAR. -#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4) UMGAH011.wav +#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4) umgah011.wav WE. FUNNY. UMGAH. SO. FUNNY. HAR. -#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_1) UMGAH012.wav +#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_1) umgah012.wav THE. HUMAN. INTERFERES. WITH. PLAN. KILL. IT. -#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_2) UMGAH013.wav +#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_2) umgah013.wav STOP. THE. HUMAN. DESTROY. VESSEL. -#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_3) UMGAH014.wav +#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_3) umgah014.wav NO. DELAYS. IN. PLAN. TOLERATED. ELIMINATE. HUMAN. -#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_4) UMGAH015.wav +#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_4) umgah015.wav DESTROY. HUMAN. IMMEDIATELY. -#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1) UMGAH016.wav +#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1) umgah016.wav HUMAN. KNOWS. TOO. MUCH. IT. MUST. NOT. ESCAPE. -#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2) UMGAH017.wav +#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2) umgah017.wav HUMAN. EARTHLING. CEASE. MOTION. AND. DE-ENERGIZE. SHIP. SO. WE. CAN. GIVE. GIFT. -#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3) UMGAH018.wav +#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3) umgah018.wav CEASE. HOSTILITIES. WE. HAVE. CHANGED. OUR. MINDS. WE. LIKE. YOU. COME. CLOSER. -#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4) UMGAH019.wav +#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4) umgah019.wav RESISTANCE. IS. USELESS. HUMAN. EARTHLING. -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_1) UMGAH020.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_1) umgah020.wav Hello human Earthling savior! Although we appreciate your efforts on our behalf we really hate `Eternal Gratitude' stuff, so we've decided to kill you now. Har! Har! Har! We pretty crazy blobbies, no?! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_2) UMGAH021.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_2) umgah021.wav Well pop my pupae! It human Earthling again! It just doesn't learn, does it? To Arms! To Arms!... wait a minute! Don't HAVE any arms! AIEE!! MY ARMS!! WHO HAS STOLEN MY ARMS!!! AIEEE!! ARM THIEF!!! Har! Har! Har!... Never HAD any arms! Har! Har! Har! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_3) UMGAH022.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_3) umgah022.wav Look, we all decided that our treating you this way and by that mean, attacking you without mercy all time well, we decided that it just plain unfair. @@ -108,24 +108,24 @@ Braankk!! What that sound, officer Flubbo? It was? You sure? King-Killing Horn? Har! Har! Har! What a sad coincidence, eh, Captain King? -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_4) UMGAH023.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_4) umgah023.wav Ho-ho! Human Earthling has returned to claim its reward! What reward you ask? Why this reward, of course! -#(REWARD_AT_HOMEWORLD_1) UMGAH024.wav +#(REWARD_AT_HOMEWORLD_1) umgah024.wav Hurray! Hurray! It human Earthling! Our Savior!! Oh hurry, human Earthling, HURRY! Your reward awaits at our homeworld! In case you have forgotten, that at Beta Orionis! Hurry, human Earthling, HURRY! (Har! Har! Har!) -#(REWARD_AT_HOMEWORLD_2) UMGAH025.wav +#(REWARD_AT_HOMEWORLD_2) umgah025.wav Hust! Hust! You must make haste, human Earthling! Sooner you go to our homeworld at Beta Orionis sooner you shall receive your reward! -#(POST_ZOMBIE_HWLD_HELLO) UMGAH026.wav +#(POST_ZOMBIE_HWLD_HELLO) umgah026.wav HAIL! HAIL! Human Earthling! GREAT HERO HAS RETURNED! Oh, my lipids quivering just looking at him on monitor! What smile! What sparkling eyes! What nice bony structure! @@ -139,7 +139,7 @@ Yup! That's right! You guys owe me BIG time. #(our_largesse) Gentle blobbies, please calm yourselves. We act solely from largesse. Rewards are unnecessary. -#(GIVE_LIFEDATA) UMGAH027.wav +#(GIVE_LIFEDATA) umgah027.wav No! No! You too humble! We must reward your deeds of courage! Killing Talking Pet was a feat none of our species could perform! You superior! You Hero! @@ -158,7 +158,7 @@ What you do with it? Oh, well, you Hero. Whatever you want, you get. We hope one thousand units sufficient. -#(THANKS) UMGAH028.wav +#(THANKS) umgah028.wav HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! You right! We do owe you! We MUST reward you!... but what we have to give? Protoplasm?... no, not easily appreciated. @@ -177,7 +177,7 @@ We hope one thousand units sufficient. #(what_do_with_tpet) So how did that Talking Pet get control of your species? -#(TRICK_URQUAN) UMGAH029.wav +#(TRICK_URQUAN) umgah029.wav Well Ariloulaleelay, who kind of our neighbors, gave us Talking Pet hoping we could heal it more severe injuries, which we did. While we working on it, we do routine brain structure scan @@ -198,7 +198,7 @@ against Ur-Quan masters. #(any_jokes) Why the Ur-Quan? What did it have against them? -#(SURE) UMGAH030.wav +#(SURE) umgah030.wav We don't know, but whatever it was, must been pretty bad because Talking Pet mad... REAL mad! How mad, you ask? Blowing up planets and eating juveniles mad! That how mad. @@ -209,14 +209,14 @@ maybe even worse than death. #(what_before_tpet) So what should I do with the Talking Pet? -#(TRKD_SPATHI_AND_ILWRATH) UMGAH031.wav +#(TRKD_SPATHI_AND_ILWRATH) umgah031.wav You mean, CORPSE of Talking Pet, don't you Captain?! DID kill it, didn't you?! #(where_caster) Er... yeah! That's right. Real dead. So what should I do with its corpse? -#(SPATHI_TOOK_THEM) UMGAH032.wav +#(SPATHI_TOOK_THEM) umgah032.wav Hmmm... as general rule, corpses aren't too much fun. When we were first starting to mess with its brain our intention to get it smart enough to accept orders from us @@ -230,7 +230,7 @@ before those spoil-sport Spathi stole super cool HyperWave `Caster. #(so_what_for_now) So, since I'm your Great Hero Guy, tell me all your secrets. -#(DO_THIS_NOW) UMGAH033.wav +#(DO_THIS_NOW) umgah033.wav Secrets, huh? You want secrets? OUR SECRETS!? YOU MADE FATAL MISTAKE, HUMAN!! ... Har! Har! Har! Good joke, eh? Scared you! Sure! We'll tell our secrets. Now let me see... what ARE secrets? @@ -253,7 +253,7 @@ It kind of against Ur-Quan Laws, and not want get Mycons mad at us. #(bye_post_zombie) Well, your Great Hero must leave now, but rest assured, I'll be back. -#(FUNNY_IDEA) UMGAH034.wav +#(FUNNY_IDEA) umgah034.wav You know, Great Hero... I getting this funny feeling. Would like to know what feeling is? Good, I tell you. My feeling that Great Hero stuff... well, boring... not funny at all. @@ -271,7 +271,7 @@ Here... let me show you. #(whats_up_pre_zombie) Umgah! Reveal your secrets! -#(GENERAL_INFO_PRE_ZOMBIE) UMGAH035.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_PRE_ZOMBIE) umgah035.wav Okay, since you ask so nicely, we will tell you a thing or two. For instance, did know that even now we performing surgery on Talking Pet? Arilou found it alone and dying in wreck of Ur-Quan Dreadnought on Alpha Pavonis . @@ -282,20 +282,20 @@ provided we make few minor genetic modifications. #(evil_blobbies_give_up) Evil blobbies. You must submit to our overwhelming power! -#(NOT_EVIL_BLOBBIES) UMGAH036.wav +#(NOT_EVIL_BLOBBIES) umgah036.wav Har! Har! Har! GOOD JOKE!! We use it on someone else real soon. #(evil_blobbies_must_die) No! I was serious. You ARE evil blobbies. You MUST die. -#(OH_NO_WE_WONT) UMGAH037.wav +#(OH_NO_WE_WONT) umgah037.wav Har! Har! Har! Even funnier! #(can_we_be_friends) Look, I know we've had our differences in the past, but can't we be friends? -#(SURE_FRIENDS) UMGAH038.wav +#(SURE_FRIENDS) umgah038.wav Sure! Sure! Friends for sure! Who cares about boring old Ur-Quan and their slave laws? Har! Har! Har! Here we come to say hello to new friends! @@ -304,7 +304,7 @@ Here we come to say hello to new friends! #(want_to_defeat_urquan) Here's our credo: Freedom from Ur-Quan! What do you say? -#(FINE_BY_US) UMGAH039.wav +#(FINE_BY_US) umgah039.wav Har! Har! Har! Freedom very good thing! It so much easier to make good jokes without boring old Ur-Quan slave laws! We wanting to pull a real good one on those stupid nosers from Draconis for long time @@ -315,38 +315,38 @@ Big waves! Big waves! Har! Har! Har! #(bye_pre_zombie) Well Umgah. It has been fascinating, but I must go. -#(GOODBYE_PRE_ZOMBIE) UMGAH040.wav +#(GOODBYE_PRE_ZOMBIE) umgah040.wav Har! Har! Har! Hey wait human Earthling! Here best part! #(threat) Evil blobbies, your craven nature is revealed! Submit! -#(NO_THREAT) UMGAH041.wav +#(NO_THREAT) umgah041.wav IF. COMPREHEND. TRUE. NATURE. MUST. BE. ELIMINATED. #(whats_up_zombies) So Umgah, what have you been up to these past twenty years? -#(GENERAL_INFO_ZOMBIE) UMGAH042.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_ZOMBIE) umgah042.wav NOTHING. HAPPEN. LAST. TWENTY. YEARS. VERY. BORING. #(how_goes_tpet) So how goes your work on that Talking Pet? -#(WHAT_TPET) UMGAH043.wav +#(WHAT_TPET) umgah043.wav WHAT. TALKING. PET. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND. REFERENCE. #(you_told_us) You told us you were modifying a Talking Pet, didn't you? -#(SADLY_IT_DIED) UMGAH044.wav +#(SADLY_IT_DIED) umgah044.wav SADLY. IT. DIED. NO. MORE. TALK. ABOUT. IT. #(dont_believe) You know, I just don't believe you. What are you hiding? -#(THEN_DIE) UMGAH045.wav +#(THEN_DIE) umgah045.wav HUMAN. POSSESSES. FORBIDDEN. KNOWLEDGE. NO. INTERFERENCE. IN. PLAN. CAN. BE. TOLERATED. HUMAN. MUST. BE. ELIMINATED. @@ -354,20 +354,20 @@ HUMAN. MUST. BE. ELIMINATED. #(bye_unknown) If I try to leave, are you going to attack me? -#(GOODBYE_UNKNOWN) UMGAH046.wav +#(GOODBYE_UNKNOWN) umgah046.wav NO. LEAVE. #(evil_blobbies) You are evil blobbies, I say! Avast! -#(YES_VERY_EVIL) UMGAH047.wav +#(YES_VERY_EVIL) umgah047.wav YES. WE. ARE. VERY. EVIL. YOUR. BEST. PLAN. IS. TO. DEPART. AND. NEVER. RETURN. #(give_up_or_die) Surrender to me HERE and NOW or I shall vaporize you! -#(NOT_GIVE_UP) UMGAH048.wav +#(NOT_GIVE_UP) umgah048.wav HUMAN. INTERFERENCE. REACHES. INTOLERABLE. LEVEL. PLAN. MUST. NOT. BE. DELAYED. ELIMINATE. HUMAN. @@ -381,21 +381,21 @@ I am Captain #(we_vindicator2) . What is your response? -#(GOOD_FOR_YOU_1) UMGAH049.wav +#(GOOD_FOR_YOU_1) umgah049.wav WE. RESPOND. WITH. APPROPRIATE. AWE. AND. RESPECT. NOW. GO. AWAY. #(come_in_peace) Our message is Peace Between All Species!... blobbies included. -#(GOOD_FOR_YOU_2) UMGAH050.wav +#(GOOD_FOR_YOU_2) umgah050.wav YES. PEACE. GOOD. WE. WANT. PEACE. ALSO. DEMONSTRATE. PEACE. NOW. BY. DEPARTING. OUR. SPACE. IMMEDIATELY. #(know_any_jokes) Umgah humor is renowned across space, so... know any good jokes?! -#(JOKE_1) UMGAH051.wav +#(JOKE_1) umgah051.wav JOKE. YES. JOKE. HERE. IS. JOKE. WHEN. IS. A. SLAVE. NOT. A. SLAVE. ANSWER. @@ -404,7 +404,7 @@ WHEN. HE. IS. A. SLAVE. MASTER. #(better_joke) Uh... that wasn't very funny. Can't you do better? -#(JOKE_2) UMGAH052.wav +#(JOKE_2) umgah052.wav BETTER. JOKE. YES. BETTER. JOKE. HERE. IT. IS WHAT. YOU. GET. WHEN. COMBINE. DEUTERIUM. PELLET. TERRAWATT. LASER. @@ -415,7 +415,7 @@ KHAN. FUSION. #(not_very_funny) Ugh! That wasn't a very good joke either. I don't think you guys are very funny. -#(YES_WE_ARE) UMGAH053.wav +#(YES_WE_ARE) umgah053.wav UMGAH. ARE. FUNNY. WE. ARE. UMGAH. WE. ARE FUNNY. THERE. IS. NO. ALTERNATIVE. @@ -428,6 +428,6 @@ The Arilou told us they had given it to you... they did, right? #(bye_zombie) Goodbye Umgah. I wish I could say it's been fun. -#(GOODBYE_ZOMBIE) UMGAH054.wav +#(GOODBYE_ZOMBIE) umgah054.wav GOODBYE. HUMAN. EARTHLING. DO. NOT. RETURN. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/urquan/urquan.txt b/sc2/content/comm/urquan/urquan.txt index 17bbfff30..58a65419a 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/urquan/urquan.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/urquan/urquan.txt @@ -1,11 +1,11 @@ -#(HELLO_SAMATRA) URQUA000.wav +#(HELLO_SAMATRA) urqua000.wav You may not approach the ancient Sa-Matra, the symbol of Ur-Quan dominance! Your presence here is further violation of the slave laws which your species have already violated so flagrantly. We cannot tolerate such insubordination! Your species' penalty shall be annihilation! -#(SENSE_EVIL) URQUA001.wav +#(SENSE_EVIL) urqua001.wav There is something wrong here... something which makes my sheath retract and my talons ooze. I sense the ugliness of a thousand evil thoughts and I have located the source of these fetid emanations. @@ -13,28 +13,28 @@ They come from aboard your vessel! Foolish renegade human, why have you come here? All that you have found is your inevitable punishment. -#(INIT_URQUAN_WAKE_UP) URQUA002.wav +#(INIT_URQUAN_WAKE_UP) urqua002.wav ...in addition, your refusal to answer our transmissions is taken as an insult which shall earn you the reward of Death unless you respond immediately! #(where_am_i) Hey!? Where am I? -#(YOU_ARE_HERE) URQUA003.wav +#(YOU_ARE_HERE) urqua003.wav Your insubordination is intolerable! You MUST obey the slave laws, or face our gruesome punishment! #(why_does_my_head_hurt) Why does my head hurt? -#(HURTS_BECAUSE) URQUA004.wav +#(HURTS_BECAUSE) urqua004.wav You forget that the consequences of your misbehavior will cause great suffering for your entire people. #(what_about_2_weeks) Wow!? Where did the last two weeks go? -#(ABOUT_2_WEEKS) URQUA005.wav +#(ABOUT_2_WEEKS) urqua005.wav We have been lenient with your species, because you are so immature. Now this attitude has changed. You WILL be held responsible for your malfeasance! @@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ You WILL be held responsible for your malfeasance! #(compulsion) Whoa! I must have been under some form of weird mental compulsion. -#(WHAT_COMPULSION) URQUA006.wav +#(WHAT_COMPULSION) urqua006.wav WHAT DID YOU SAY?! COMPULSION!? WHAT HAPPENED?! EXPLAIN! @@ -50,7 +50,7 @@ WHAT HAPPENED?! EXPLAIN! #(wascally_little_guy) It was this wascally little guy in Umgah space. He did it! -#(WHAT_IT_LOOK_LIKE) URQUA007.wav +#(WHAT_IT_LOOK_LIKE) urqua007.wav WHAT DID THE CREATURE LOOK LIKE?! #(terran_amphibian) @@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ It resembled a large, terran amphibian. #(talking_pet_on_steroids) It looked like one of your Talking Pets on brain steroids. -#(BAD_NEWS) URQUA008.wav +#(BAD_NEWS) urqua008.wav A Talking Pet with compulsion powers! This is grave news indeed, the worst in millenia! We will speed the war against our cousins, the Kohr-Ah @@ -72,13 +72,13 @@ Now leave!... and never return. #(turd_and_toad) Kind of like a cross between a turd and a toad. -#(WHAT_IS_TURD_AND_TOAD) URQUA009.wav +#(WHAT_IS_TURD_AND_TOAD) urqua009.wav These references are obscure. Respecify. #(alien_mind_control) I think I was attacked by some form of alien mind control! -#(WHAT_FELT_LIKE) URQUA010.wav +#(WHAT_FELT_LIKE) urqua010.wav WHAT?!! OH NO!!! IT CANNOT BE! QUICK HUMAN! TELL ME: WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE, THIS COMPULSION? @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ QUICK HUMAN! TELL ME: WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE, THIS COMPULSION? #(possessed_by_devil) I am fairly sure that I was possessed by the devil. -#(STUPID_DEVIL) URQUA011.wav +#(STUPID_DEVIL) urqua011.wav Devil? The only real devils are the ones flying the dark ships, human the murderous Kohr-Ah. NOW GIVE ME THE INFORMATION I DEMAND! @@ -97,7 +97,7 @@ It was like I fell asleep, or was unconscious. #(someone_else_controlled) I felt like someone had control of my mind and my body. -#(SOUNDS_FAMILIAR) URQUA012.wav +#(SOUNDS_FAMILIAR) urqua012.wav This sounds all too familiar... yes, the nightmare begins again. Perhaps we should contact the Kohr-Ah Primat, explain to her. No, they will not believe. They are too stubborn and simple-minded. @@ -108,13 +108,13 @@ so that we can attend to this new Dnyarri menace. #(before_coffee) Kind of like the screen went dark, and then POW! here you were. -#(EXPLAIN) URQUA013.wav +#(EXPLAIN) urqua013.wav WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! ELUCIDATE! #(why_explain) Why should I explain this to you? You're just going to try to kill me! -#(MUST_EXPLAIN) URQUA014.wav +#(MUST_EXPLAIN) urqua014.wav Human. We Ur-Quan never lie. NEVER! It is a weakness to lie, and as you haven't noticed, the Ur-Quan are not weak! So listen, and believe these words @@ -128,12 +128,12 @@ So tell me what I want to know, human. NOW! #(bye_init_hypno) Look, ah... this was all a mistake. A weird mistake. Bye! -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_INIT_HYPNO) URQUA015.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_INIT_HYPNO) urqua015.wav Your insolence knows no bounds! You will be punished. -#(SUBSEQUENT_URQUAN_WAKE_UP) URQUA016.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_URQUAN_WAKE_UP) urqua016.wav ...and again you have violated our great battlefield interfered with our Doctrinal War! We were tolerant last time, and permitted you to escape. @@ -142,7 +142,7 @@ This time, you shall not be so fortunate. #(uh_oh) Uh oh. -#(NO_UH_OH) URQUA017.wav +#(NO_UH_OH) urqua017.wav It is as though your species' brain is too small to hold a simple thought such as, WE WILL KILL YOU FOR DISOBEYING! This is not a complex idea. @@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ This is not a complex idea. #(stop_meeting) We have just GOT to stop meeting like this! -#(NO_STOP_MEETING) URQUA018.wav +#(NO_STOP_MEETING) urqua018.wav You boldly enter our space! Approach this Dreadnought as though it were a recreation base and then play the dumb hominid? Who do you take us for, Captain... Spathi!? @@ -158,11 +158,11 @@ Who do you take us for, Captain... Spathi!? #(bye_sub_hypno) Look, ah... big mistake! We're in a hurry! Goodbye. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_SUB_HYPNO) URQUA019.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_SUB_HYPNO) urqua019.wav We cannot permit such disobedience from our slaves. You will make an example for the rest of our subordinates. -#(CAUGHT_YA) URQUA020.wav +#(CAUGHT_YA) urqua020.wav SO! THE OFFSPRING HAS RETURNED TO ITS NEST! When you left this system, our ship was near enough to detect your translation into HyperSpace. Though we lost your HyperSpace spoor, we were able to backtrack your path here to this star system. @@ -170,20 +170,20 @@ And what did we FIND? An outlaw culture! Humans outside of a slave shield! You will note that this oversight has been rectified. Now, we shall finish the job. -#(INIT_FLEE_HUMAN) URQUA021.wav +#(INIT_FLEE_HUMAN) urqua021.wav So... it is the human slave. How strange. I would have thought your species was extinct by now. We have a suggestion for you. FLEE! Run as fast and as far as your ship will take you. -#(SUBSEQUENT_FLEE_HUMAN) URQUA022.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_FLEE_HUMAN) urqua022.wav Human? You are a fool! Why are you still here? Flee!... before the Kohr-Ah find you! #(why_flee) Why should we run away? -#(FLEE_BECAUSE) URQUA023.wav +#(FLEE_BECAUSE) urqua023.wav Because you are doomed if you remain here! Our Doctrinal War is over. We, the Kzer-Za, have lost. RUN HUMAN! @@ -194,7 +194,7 @@ are now powerless to stop the killing frenzy of the Kohr-Ah. #(what_happens_now) So what happens now? -#(HAPPENS_NOW) URQUA024.wav +#(HAPPENS_NOW) urqua024.wav Now the Kohr-Ah and their Eternal Doctrine have free reign in these stars. The Kohr-Ah will visit each of our slave races, staying only long enough to ensure than not one of the species remains alive. @@ -202,7 +202,7 @@ to ensure than not one of the species remains alive. #(what_about_you) So what happens to you? -#(ABOUT_US) URQUA025.wav +#(ABOUT_US) urqua025.wav Human, days ago, I would have killed you for your insolence but now... what is the use? You and your kind will receive the ultimate punishment soon enough. I will tell you what you wish to know. @@ -216,10 +216,10 @@ and preparing for our next Doctrinal War. #(bye_wars_over) Well, it's been less than uplifting. Bye. -#(GOODBYE_WARS_OVER) URQUA026.wav +#(GOODBYE_WARS_OVER) urqua026.wav Farewell human. I hope your species survives. -#(SEND_MESSAGE) URQUA027.wav +#(SEND_MESSAGE) urqua027.wav Attention interloper - heed this recorded message! This drone-vessel speaks with the voice and authority of the Ur-Quan. You are trespassing within Ur-Quan space. @@ -232,35 +232,35 @@ This drone now leaves to inform the Ur-Quan of your transgressions. You are commanded to remain here and await the arrival of the Ur-Quan. Disobedience will be punished. -#(INIT_HELLO) URQUA028.wav +#(INIT_HELLO) urqua028.wav WHAT! A human in a Precursor service vehicle?! How did you escape the slave shield, human? Or are you a rogue? -#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_1) URQUA029.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_1) urqua029.wav Human, you have ignored our commands and now you will be punished. -#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_2) URQUA030.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_2) urqua030.wav Your insubordination is intolerable! You MUST obey our slave laws! Further disobedience will result in punitive measures against your homeworld. -#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_3) URQUA031.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_3) urqua031.wav We will give you no more warnings, renegade human. -#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_4) URQUA032.wav +#(SUBSEQUENT_HELLO_4) urqua032.wav We will give you no more warnings, renegade human. #(you_must_surrender) Uh... surrender foul creature! -#(NOPE) URQUA033.wav +#(NOPE) urqua033.wav Submit or die foolish human! #(i_surrender) Okay. I guess I surrender. -#(DISOBEDIENCE_PUNISHED) URQUA034.wav +#(DISOBEDIENCE_PUNISHED) urqua034.wav We will not kill your entire crew only those responsible for decision making specifically YOU, Captain, and your officers. @@ -268,14 +268,14 @@ specifically YOU, Captain, and your officers. #(i_wont_surrender) Nope! I won't surrender! -#(BAD_CHOICE) URQUA035.wav +#(BAD_CHOICE) urqua035.wav You have made the incorrect choice and now you must suffer the consequences of your mistake. #(i_will_surrender) I really, really, honestly surrender. I mean it. No kidding. -#(GOOD_CHOICE) URQUA036.wav +#(GOOD_CHOICE) urqua036.wav Your wise decision has spared many of your crew the pain of death. However, as the commanding officer of your renegade vessel you will bear the full extent of the defined punishment @@ -284,7 +284,7 @@ which is death... #(key_phrase) Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing? -#(URQUAN_STORY) URQUA037.wav +#(URQUAN_STORY) urqua037.wav Alien, you have spoken the Words, and you have spoken them rightly. We will tell you our reasons why we enslave all other sentient life. We evolved on a hostile world, the descendants of solitary hunters. @@ -318,7 +318,7 @@ Submit to us, the Ur-Quan Kzer-Za, or face our wrath. #(like_to_leave) I will leave now. -#(INDEPENDENCE_IS_BAD) URQUA038.wav +#(INDEPENDENCE_IS_BAD) urqua038.wav Your independence is too dangerous for us to tolerate. You shall be punished. @@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ You shall be punished. #(whats_up_1) Why do you wish to enslave us? -#(GENERAL_INFO_1) URQUA039.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_1) urqua039.wav Although you consider us the enemy, these conclusions are flawed. We are your salvation. We bring you peace a peace built upon OUR social framework imposed upon your planet @@ -340,7 +340,7 @@ and then, you will revere and even love us for this gift. #(whats_up_2) You didn't answer my question. What's your problem? -#(GENERAL_INFO_2) URQUA040.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_2) urqua040.wav You have intruded upon the battleground of our Doctrinal conflict with the Kohr-Ah. This is not tolerable. We must maintain our concentration on this war. We must win. @@ -352,7 +352,7 @@ it appears that we must eliminate you ourselves. #(whats_up_3) Hello? Ur-Quan? Are you paying attention to me? -#(GENERAL_INFO_3) URQUA041.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_3) urqua041.wav In our twenty thousand years along the Path of Now and Forever we have dominated thousands of species, yes but we have saved hundreds from extinction. @@ -367,7 +367,7 @@ We will prevent such mistakes. #(whats_up_4) You aren't much of a listener, are you? -#(GENERAL_INFO_4) URQUA042.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_4) urqua042.wav A final command human, but it is more of a plea. Your insubordination has guaranteed your death, there can be no alternative but your species has not yet crossed the threshold of disobedience diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/utwig/utwig.txt b/sc2/content/comm/utwig/utwig.txt index 3a5854afb..701cd40e2 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/utwig/utwig.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/utwig/utwig.txt @@ -1,67 +1,67 @@ -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) UTWIG000.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_1) utwig000.wav Ugh. I suppose, as a courtesy, I should extend an appropriate greeting. On behalf of the Utwig Proctors I truly hope, for your sake that your day has been better than ours although this really isn't saying that much. -#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) UTWIG001.wav +#(NEUTRAL_SPACE_HELLO_2) utwig001.wav Just go away. Leave us to ponder our grief. -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_1) UTWIG002.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_1) utwig002.wav Yagh! Your attitude toward us is not acceptable! We apologize for having to deal with you this way but since the loss of the Ultron, we have no choice. As we prepare to die, so should you. -#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_2) UTWIG003.wav +#(HOSTILE_SPACE_HELLO_2) utwig003.wav You have caught us in a private dark moment. We must guarantee your silence with your complete and total destruction. -#(BOMB_WORLD_HELLO_1) UTWIG004.wav +#(BOMB_WORLD_HELLO_1) utwig004.wav Attention alien vessel: this world is under the full jurisdiction of the Utwig Proctorate. We extend a subdued but civil greeting. -#(BOMB_WORLD_HELLO_2) UTWIG005.wav +#(BOMB_WORLD_HELLO_2) utwig005.wav You have arrived at a most inopportune time. Collectively, our species is dealing with a great remorse. Nevertheless in order to foster a spirit of interspecies good will we pull ourselves from our intense cycle of self-analysis and offer this greeting which, we hope, will suffice. -#(HOSTILE_BOMB_HELLO_1) UTWIG006.wav +#(HOSTILE_BOMB_HELLO_1) utwig006.wav Oh woe. We find your presence here disconcerting. In order to deal with the situation in such a way that we maintain some semblance of authority we are forced to deploy our forces against your armada. Prepare yourselves for battle. -#(HOSTILE_BOMB_HELLO_2) UTWIG007.wav +#(HOSTILE_BOMB_HELLO_2) utwig007.wav In a fit of depression I find it necessary to vent my irreconcilable frustration on you. I normally do not engage in such fervent activities but I now find myself inspired to do my best to annihilate you with expediency. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) UTWIG008.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) utwig008.wav Normally we would not bother to acknowledge your presence but you find us in a state of moderate depression instead of our normal cycle of self-destructive tendencies. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) UTWIG009.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) utwig009.wav Alien vessel. Grieve for the loss of both the Utwig and the Universe at large. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) UTWIG010.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) utwig010.wav You disturb our routine of eternal grieving yet we extend to you the courtesy of acknowledgment. -#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) UTWIG011.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) utwig011.wav I am so depressed. You can try to cheer me up if you want to. -#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) UTWIG012.wav +#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) utwig012.wav You have angered the spirit of the Utwig. Although depressed almost to the point of an inability to perform any actions whatsoever we find within ourselves the verve required to engage you in a duel to the death. Indeed, we will find satisfaction in your demise or in our release from our mortal burden. -#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) UTWIG013.wav +#(HOSTILE_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) utwig013.wav Attention! Offending vessel! Your presence here is deeply appreciated! You have stirred us from our depression-induced apathy to the point where our desire actually registers as a sensation! @@ -72,7 +72,7 @@ We thank you for this opportunity! #(why_you_here) For what purpose do you linger at this location? -#(WE_GUARD_BOMB) UTWIG014.wav +#(WE_GUARD_BOMB) utwig014.wav We are the stewards of the Bomb. We keep it from those who would use it unwisely. In addition, we are prepared to act under the direction of the Proctorate @@ -82,7 +82,7 @@ should we decide to make a final atonement for our most grievous blunder. #(what_about_bomb) Hmm, this must be a pretty special Bomb to have all of you keeping an eye on it. -#(ABOUT_BOMB) UTWIG015.wav +#(ABOUT_BOMB) utwig015.wav You are correct. It is a relic of Precursor origin. It has the power to destroy entire planetary objects, perhaps even galaxies. The Utwig have been entrusted by fate to watch over this device @@ -91,7 +91,7 @@ so that it will be used in the way that it was intended by destiny. #(give_us_bomb_or_die) We have an urgent need for this device. Give us the Bomb. -#(GUARDS_WARN) UTWIG016.wav +#(GUARDS_WARN) utwig016.wav We cannot relinquish control of this instrument of power! You cannot have the Bomb. Any attempt on your part to change this current arrangement @@ -100,14 +100,14 @@ will be met with fearsome Utwig resistance! #(demand_bomb) We will now take the Bomb. Give it to us. -#(GUARDS_FIGHT) UTWIG017.wav +#(GUARDS_FIGHT) utwig017.wav Our anguish serves only to fuel our resolve concerning the jurisdiction of this device. We stand ready! #(may_we_have_bomb) Wow, that is pretty neat! May we have the Bomb? -#(NO_BOMB) UTWIG018.wav +#(NO_BOMB) utwig018.wav Yes it IS a remarkable device. It is understandable that you would like to possess it yourselves. @@ -116,7 +116,7 @@ Our mandate, however, requires that we maintain full control of the Bomb. #(please) Oh, please can't we have it? It would make us really happy! -#(SORRY_NO_BOMB) UTWIG019.wav +#(SORRY_NO_BOMB) utwig019.wav No, we are sorry. You cannot have the Bomb. Besides being against our orders, imagine what would happen if for some reason our Proctors decide to use it to destroy our civilization. @@ -125,7 +125,7 @@ How would we explain its absence? #(whats_up_bomb) Tell us about the Bomb. What's the scoop? -#(GENERAL_INFO_BOMB_1) UTWIG020.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_BOMB_1) utwig020.wav During standard exploration procedures we came across what appeared to be an ancient Precursor supply base. It had been dismantled and appeared to be empty. @@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ capable of reducing moon-sized objects to particulate dust clouds. We believe that it was either accidentally forgotten or simply left because of a lack of room on the departing vessel. -#(GENERAL_INFO_BOMB_2) UTWIG021.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_BOMB_2) utwig021.wav The Bomb may have been left here by mistake. We suspect that if activated, it will turn this entire planet into nothing more than an expanding mass of tiny dirt clods. @@ -148,25 +148,25 @@ is a disaster of epic proportions. #(bye_bomb) This Bomb is pretty dangerous and you guys are crazy. I'm getting out of here! -#(GOODBYE_BOMB) UTWIG022.wav +#(GOODBYE_BOMB) utwig022.wav Ha ha, don't worry. Hey! I laughed! How could I do that? Now I sink into a depression that leaves me speechless. #(hey_wait_got_ultron) Whoa there, hold your horses! Look at this! We've got your Ultron! -#(TAUNT_US_BUT_WE_LOOK) UTWIG023.wav +#(TAUNT_US_BUT_WE_LOOK) utwig023.wav Taunting us buys you nothing except to steel our resolve to end your existence. In fact, we will humor you in your little game. You have seconds to show us whatever bric-a-brac you possess. We will then commence with the cessation of your existence.\r -#(TRICKED_US_1) UTWIG024.wav +#(TRICKED_US_1) utwig024.wav I expected no less. You hold before us nothing more than a reminder of a past mistake that offends us to no end. We now commence your termination. -#(TRICKED_US_2) UTWIG025.wav +#(TRICKED_US_2) utwig025.wav I am speechless with rage... and yet, I must speak! How dare you flaunt the collective embarrassment of the Utwig?! You will now pay for your severe breach of etiquette! @@ -179,7 +179,7 @@ This is Captain, #(we_are_vindicator2) . Please respond. -#(WOULD_BE_HAPPY_BUT) UTWIG026.wav +#(WOULD_BE_HAPPY_BUT) utwig026.wav What good would that do -- I mean, why should we? We agonized for hours wondering if it was a cruel twist of fate or simply a serious case of butterfingery. @@ -196,7 +196,7 @@ I do not know. Even now my mind writhes in the anguish of indecision lest the ou #(why_sad) Hmm, I detect that recent events have not gone your way. Why don't you start at the beginning? -#(ULTRON_BROKE) UTWIG027.wav +#(ULTRON_BROKE) utwig027.wav *Sigh* All right, I'll try, but you know, it really doesn't matter. After all, we have a famous Utwig saying: when one loses the reason for existence one tends to get less motivated. @@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ Ah, cruel irony! The loss of the Ultron grieves us all! #(what_ultron) Um, yes, of course, the Ultron. We grieve. How sad. Now, what was it again? -#(GLORIOUS_ULTRON) UTWIG028.wav +#(GLORIOUS_ULTRON) utwig028.wav Bah! It doesn't matter! Besides being of no concern to you I find discussion of this matter, well, distasteful. *Sigh.* The Ultron was not only the thing which assures total and complete meaning of life for you and I @@ -221,7 +221,7 @@ It has been since, well, rendered inoperative. #(dont_be_babies) Just because you busted your Ultra-thingy, don't be a bunch of cry-babies! -#(MOCK_OUR_PAIN) UTWIG029.wav +#(MOCK_OUR_PAIN) utwig029.wav Gah! Now you've really done it! Your blatant transgressions have me hopping mad! Hop hop hop! Okay, that's it! Put up your dukes! Nobody makes fun of the Ultron! @@ -229,7 +229,7 @@ Hop hop hop! Okay, that's it! Put up your dukes! Nobody makes fun of the Ultron! #(real_sorry_about_ultron) Sniff. That reminds me when my pet dog Splib, ran in front of a... rock chipper! -#(APPRECIATE_SYMPATHY) UTWIG030.wav +#(APPRECIATE_SYMPATHY) utwig030.wav You are kind. If we could wield the Ultron to resurrect your Splib, we would... but I suddenly am overcome with waves of depression. I must retire now to perform rituals of anguish. @@ -238,7 +238,7 @@ Waves of trauma wash across my being even now. I must go. #(what_about_you_1) A truly unique set of events put you in your current state. Am I right? -#(ABOUT_US_1) UTWIG031.wav +#(ABOUT_US_1) utwig031.wav Hah, to say the least! Our past is one of both a glorious and proud people coupled with a cataclysm that rocks the Universe to its very core! @@ -266,7 +266,7 @@ We were oblivious to its tragic implication. #(what_about_you_2) Yow! Absolutely fascinating. But what exactly do you mean by tragic? -#(ABOUT_US_2) UTWIG032.wav +#(ABOUT_US_2) utwig032.wav In order for you to truly understand the situation, you need to know more about the Ultron and its unique capabilities. You see, when the Druuge discovered the Ultron they knew that it was ours. @@ -287,7 +287,7 @@ They can testify to its power! #(what_about_you_3) Hmm, sounds like things were going pretty well. So what happened? -#(ABOUT_US_3) UTWIG033.wav +#(ABOUT_US_3) utwig033.wav Yes, things were perfect. What happened is, well, I... it is difficult to talk about. I saw it happen. I witnessed the Chinz-Rahl celebration. I felt the Ultron fill the empty place that I did not know was there. @@ -319,7 +319,7 @@ I suddenly sink into a chasm of depression. I must go. #(what_about_urquan_1) Do you know anything about the enslaving Ur-Quan? -#(ABOUT_URQUAN_1) UTWIG034.wav +#(ABOUT_URQUAN_1) utwig034.wav We know nothing of this species that you mention. However, while we are on the subject of evil and powerful species we have encountered a particularly gruesome race that seemed to come from the direction of Arcturus. @@ -341,7 +341,7 @@ This lack of meaning is what drives my species to the serious contemplation of a #(what_about_urquan_2) Yes, that is really a pity. So what more do you know about the Kohr-Ah? -#(ABOUT_URQUAN_2) UTWIG035.wav +#(ABOUT_URQUAN_2) utwig035.wav Aagghh! Your query once again painfully reminds me of the Ultron and what it was for the Universe! I could tell you all and correct ALL that is wrong in the Universe! All I can tell you is that the Kohr-Ah live to kill. @@ -360,18 +360,18 @@ Let us cease our discussion concerning these matters. #(got_ultron) Hey guys, guess what we've got! We've got THE ULTRON! Wanna see it? -#(DONT_WANT_TO_LOOK) UTWIG036.wav +#(DONT_WANT_TO_LOOK) utwig036.wav Gaaah! Should I set my gaze upon such a sight I might suffer sleepless nights for years on end! It is a symbol of the collective Utwig failure. It is our ultimate tragedy!\r -#(SICK_TRICK_1) UTWIG037.wav +#(SICK_TRICK_1) utwig037.wav Why do you flaunt the husk which once was the Ultron? Can't you see how much we suffer? Is this not enough? This thing you possess... this husk of lost destiny, it is the symbol of the Ultimate Utwig Anguish! Do - Not - Tor - ment - Me - So! -#(SICK_TRICK_2) UTWIG038.wav +#(SICK_TRICK_2) utwig038.wav AAAHHH!! Stop! I know that I deserve it but I cannot bear it. Stop, please! To view this thing... I would rather bare my face and work all of its parts in a grotesque display of self-degradation! Leave now! @@ -379,10 +379,10 @@ and work all of its parts in a grotesque display of self-degradation! Leave now! #(bye_neutral) We now terminate communication in a civil, yet efficient manner. -#(GOODBYE_NEUTRAL) UTWIG039.wav +#(GOODBYE_NEUTRAL) utwig039.wav As do we. Go now with neither malice nor joy. -#(TOO_LATE) UTWIG040.wav +#(TOO_LATE) utwig040.wav TOO LATE @@ -400,7 +400,7 @@ The Empire of #(name_41) ! -#(HAPPY_DAYS) UTWIG041.wav +#(HAPPY_DAYS) utwig041.wav AAAHHH!! Every divot, every crack on Its surface is etched forever in my soul! Remove It from my sight lest I purge my... hey! that is not the devastated Ultron @@ -419,7 +419,7 @@ but the Ultron reveals that YOU will! I thank you for your part in the grand scheme. We now recover that which is ours via destiny and proceed to perform our essential service for the universe.\r -#(OK_ATTACK_KOHRAH) UTWIG042.wav +#(OK_ATTACK_KOHRAH) utwig042.wav BUT WAIT!! The Ultron throbs and whistles! Matters of significance are being relayed to our brains. It has been so long since we communicated with the ultimate in such a manner @@ -436,7 +436,7 @@ Now, Captain, we must leave to prepare our battle fleets. Wish us luck! #(whats_up_after_space) Tell us what events have transpired since we last met. -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_SPACE_1) UTWIG043.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_SPACE_1) utwig043.wav We have met the Kohr-Ah in battle, and... well, let me explain. Initially, when our forces swept to the Horologii stars they proved effective against the armaments of the Kohr-Ah. @@ -445,7 +445,7 @@ and absorb the brunt of their fiery corona, allowing our Supox allies to concent However, the costs were high... very high. I should don the facial effigy of Remorse For Lost Comrades. -#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_SPACE_2) UTWIG044.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_AFTER_SPACE_2) utwig044.wav As you kmow, we were forced to withdraw from the Kohr-Ah offensive. Although we were able to make good account of ourselves, our casualties were high. In our attempt to balance the Doctrinal Conflict between the Kohr-Ah and the Ur-Quan @@ -456,7 +456,7 @@ I can think of no mask that properly expresses how I feel concerning this situat #(what_now_after_space) Given what you have learned, what do you think we should do now? -#(DO_THIS_AFTER_SPACE) UTWIG045.wav +#(DO_THIS_AFTER_SPACE) utwig045.wav We have done all that we can. There are no others capable of significant intervention. Certain doom grows imminent for all of us. We lament. But wait!...listen closely! The Ultron intervenes! There is a solution! @@ -469,14 +469,14 @@ I would don it with rash impudence ignoring all etiquette and procedures! #(bye_after_space) We thank you for your aid. We go now to address the matters at hand. -#(GOODBYE_AFTER_SPACE) UTWIG046.wav +#(GOODBYE_AFTER_SPACE) utwig046.wav Excellent! The Ultron's coruscations indicate that your future actions are laced with great potential! Proceed with our heartiest endorsement! #(whats_up_before_space) We are pleased that we were of assistance in the recovery of your Ultron. -#(GENERAL_INFO_BEFORE_SPACE_1) UTWIG047.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_BEFORE_SPACE_1) utwig047.wav Indeed! We are in the process of reacclimating our brains to its metawave gyrations. Even now we are compelled to implement a plan of interference, thwarting the goals of the Kohr-Ah. We sense through the influence of the Ultron that these creatures of evil @@ -486,7 +486,7 @@ that will serve to preserve the diversity in the galaxy. We prepare an armada composed of the collective might of both the Utwig and Supox forces that will pursue the invaders with the intent of foiling their plan of doom. -#(GENERAL_INFO_BEFORE_SPACE_2) UTWIG048.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_BEFORE_SPACE_2) utwig048.wav We have determined that the Kohr-Ah are engaging in battle the species that you call Ur-Quan. We are unable to determine the cause of this conflict. Even meticulous employment of the Ultron in this matter has yielded only minimal insight.\n @@ -496,7 +496,7 @@ we must let the two species cancel each other out via attrition through combat. #(what_now_before_space) Does the remarkable device suggest to us a potential course of action? -#(DO_THIS_BEFORE_SPACE) UTWIG049.wav +#(DO_THIS_BEFORE_SPACE) utwig049.wav Your request is within our capabilities. One moment Mmmm, emanations from the Ultron... orange furry air breathes tender yawns Yes, it all becomes clear now... you must do something with the great Bomb @@ -507,13 +507,13 @@ Ah! IMPROVED! That's it! The Bomb must be improved to fulfill its final destiny #(bye_before_space) We anticipate an era of glory for the Utwig! Farewell! -#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_SPACE) UTWIG050.wav +#(GOODBYE_BEFORE_SPACE) utwig050.wav There is much for us to do. May the Ultron be with you! #(how_went_war) What were the results of your actions against the Ur-Quan and Kohr-Ah? -#(ABOUT_BATTLE) UTWIG051.wav +#(ABOUT_BATTLE) utwig051.wav Ah Captain! The battle against the Kohr-Ah was fearsome. As we and our allied Supox approached the main force we found that the Kohr-Ah and the species that you call the Ur-Quan @@ -527,7 +527,7 @@ Battered in the extreme, we were forced to withdraw. #(how_goes_war) How is your engagement with the Kohr-Ah and Ur-Quan going? -#(BATTLE_HAPPENS_1) UTWIG052.wav +#(BATTLE_HAPPENS_1) utwig052.wav Even as I speak, brave Utwig and noble Supox launch themselves against the merciless arsenal of the Kohr-Ah. We continue to refine our tactics. Alas, the Kohr-Ah are winning their war with the Ur-Quan. @@ -536,13 +536,13 @@ so we fight only the Kohr-Ah in hopes of weakening their stand against the Ur-Qu The Ur-Quan complicate matters by blasting our vessels with fusion bolts thus we have made it a policy to avoid Ur-Quan ships whenever possible. -#(BATTLE_HAPPENS_2) UTWIG053.wav +#(BATTLE_HAPPENS_2) utwig053.wav We have discovered that the Kohr-Ah, in addition to their formidable battle vessels will soon possess an immense ship capable of inflicting destruction on a vast scale. I do not need to examine the pulsations of the Ultron to know that they will use this instrument to implement their stated objective, the elimination all intelligent life besides their own. -#(FLEET_ON_WAY) UTWIG054.wav +#(FLEET_ON_WAY) utwig054.wav Even as I utter these words, the combined military resource of both the Utwig and Supox proceed toward Horologii to intercept the Kohr-Ah. Besides the importance of our efforts, the Ultron indicates @@ -551,13 +551,13 @@ all futures which include our survival are contingent on the actions that you no #(learn_new_info) I'm glad things are looking up. Anything in the way of new developments? -#(NO_NEW_INFO) UTWIG055.wav +#(NO_NEW_INFO) utwig055.wav Even now we acclimate to the great power of the Ultron but are overwhelmed with the resources that the Ultron offers in effect, we have grown rusty in its use. As soon as we regain our proficiency, we will be able to accommodate all your requests. -#(SAMATRA) UTWIG056.wav +#(SAMATRA) utwig056.wav The Kohr-Ah will soon possess a seemingly invincible vessel called the Sa-Matra. I cannot give you specifics regarding this matter other than its general location somewhere in the Crateris constellation. @@ -567,14 +567,14 @@ The Ultron indicates that you must somehow destroy this thing or the Kohr-Ah wil #(what_now_homeworld) What course of action does the Ultron, your powerful attribute amplifier, recommend for us now? -#(HOPE_KILL_EACH_OTHER) UTWIG057.wav +#(HOPE_KILL_EACH_OTHER) utwig057.wav We can only hope that our efforts to balance the forces of the Ur-Quan and the Kohr-Ah will permit them to mutually annihilate each other. #(how_is_ultron) It seems that you are making good use of the Ultron. Is this so? -#(ULTRON_IS_GREAT) UTWIG058.wav +#(ULTRON_IS_GREAT) utwig058.wav You ask a question that I hesistate to answer. You see, normally at this point I would don the mask of Rampant Jubilation and Jumping With Ecstatic Glee. This mask is seldom worn, for few events merit its complexity. @@ -589,13 +589,13 @@ that I will now cause you to drop the subject altogether. #(bye_allied_homeworld) We acknowledge the celestial Ultron and your assistance. We will now be on our way. -#(GOODBYE_ALLIED_HOMEWORLD) UTWIG059.wav +#(GOODBYE_ALLIED_HOMEWORLD) utwig059.wav It is as the Ultron wills. So be it. We bid you the very best luck. Although it is true that all possibilities can be realized through proper utilization of the Ultron we are, as yet, deficient operators of this grand device. We will, however, make a best attempt to help you from afar. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) UTWIG060.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) utwig060.wav It is the legendary Earth Captain! A grand celebration is in order! We prepare now for the festivities! Many will bow before you and offer their profuse thanks! @@ -603,7 +603,7 @@ Proceed now to our main spaceport and then on to the parade! The two week celebration of great thanks will begin! Joy! What? You are too busy? Alas... perhaps another time. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) UTWIG061.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) utwig061.wav Our spirits are lifted by your visit! I sense through the Ultron's powers that you are curious about the status of your well-deserved facial appliance. Fear not! @@ -612,7 +612,7 @@ with the reestablishment of the Ultron within the structure of the Utwig wholene we proceed with the design and implementation of what will truly be the pinnacle of Utwig ingenuity. At long last, you will be able to cover your unsightly mug with distinction! -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) UTWIG062.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) utwig062.wav Ah, I see that it is the great Earth Captain honoring my own lowly self with undeserved attention. Even now my skin prickles with embarrassment since I am unable to don a mask that accurately indicates my awed and respectful attitude toward you. @@ -621,7 +621,7 @@ of redefining and restructuring our entire countenance catalog. The results will be dramatic since the Ultron is now integrated in this process. In the meantime, I beg that you bear with us while we complete this task. -#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) UTWIG063.wav +#(ALLIED_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) utwig063.wav I am honored to encounter your greatness! Currently, our collective creative force is engaged in a project to honor you. We are in the process of transforming a planetary body @@ -632,7 +632,7 @@ When you don this mask, we will see the eyes come alive. When you speak, all will hear. When you smile, we will rejoice! I sense your excitement concerning this project! -#(HELLO_BEFORE_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) UTWIG064.wav +#(HELLO_BEFORE_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) utwig064.wav Suddenly I am overcome with embarrassment! I possess the distinguished honor of addressing the legendary Earth Captain! Please excuse my lack of a proper facial appliance. @@ -644,7 +644,7 @@ The proccess is extremely time-consuming since even the best-trained beetle colo will build a thousand rejects for every successful foundation. Alas, it will be many years before any of the Utwig will be able to wear such a mask. -#(HELLO_BEFORE_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) UTWIG065.wav +#(HELLO_BEFORE_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) utwig065.wav Do my eyes deceive me? Am I a victim of a glorious vision? I believe that I see before me the legendary Earth Captain! We have conducted a complete survey of the Utwig @@ -654,12 +654,12 @@ Imagine, when development is completed in perhaps less than ten years you may esthetically conceal the constant reminder of your bestial aspects and walk with pride amongst those of sophisticated intellect! -#(HELLO_DURING_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) UTWIG066.wav +#(HELLO_DURING_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) utwig066.wav The Ultron indicates that you must leave the area immediately! You are in extreme danger! This area is currently controlled by either the Ur-Quan or the Kohr-Ah, we are not sure. We are currently engaging the Kohr-Ah in an attempt to balance the conflict. Stay clear! -#(HELLO_DURING_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) UTWIG067.wav +#(HELLO_DURING_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) utwig067.wav Battle rages in the immediate area. Beware! The Ur-Quan and the Kohr-Ah are engaged in a conflict of doctrinal extremes. The Ur-Quan argument seems inferior. @@ -667,18 +667,18 @@ You must clear the area before you become a victim of either the Ur-Quan or Kohr Leave now! We shall remain in an attempt to balance the conflict so that the two forces of evil might more effectively negate each other. -#(HELLO_AFTER_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) UTWIG068.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_KOHRAH_SPACE_1) utwig068.wav We extend our sincere greetings to the remarkable being that returned to the Utwig the meaning for our continued existence. We have returned from a conflict of a grand scale with our fleet battered but our masks of Valor and Derring-Do held high! -#(HELLO_AFTER_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) UTWIG069.wav +#(HELLO_AFTER_KOHRAH_SPACE_2) utwig069.wav Ah, it is the most recently appointed Ultron Saint -- the Captain from Earth! We flick our facial appliances collectively in a smart salute indicating both respect and gratitude. How can we assist you? -#(UP_TO_YOU) UTWIG070.wav +#(UP_TO_YOU) utwig070.wav The prognosticating harmonics of the Ultron reveal a truth. We Utwig have done all that CAN be done to aid you. Our tasks must now be confined to directing the many channels of causation. @@ -687,16 +687,16 @@ Feel confident that we are using the Ultron to this end. #(can_you_help) Material aid from you would tilt the balance in the favor of Good. -#(HOW_HELP) UTWIG071.wav +#(HOW_HELP) utwig071.wav Hmm... a reasonable request. Give us a second while we consult the Ultimate.\r -#(DONT_NEED) UTWIG072.wav +#(DONT_NEED) utwig072.wav The Ultron confirms the evidence of our ocularities you are strong, smart and capable. Your fleet is at maximum strength and your ethics are sound. Further assistance would be redundant. -#(HAVE_4_SHIPS) UTWIG073.wav +#(HAVE_4_SHIPS) utwig073.wav Just so. The Ultron has hummed its assent. Take possession of four of our Jugger craft instantly. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt b/sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt index 013596261..8b1d5d1fe 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/vux/vux.txt @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -#(ZEX_HELLO_1) VUX000.wav +#(ZEX_HELLO_1) vux000.wav Ah Human visitors! What a treat! I am Admiral ZEX. Please do not be frightened. Unlike the rest of my species, I... enjoy humans. You may know me by reputation, my leadership of VUX forces during the war with your Alliance. @@ -7,31 +7,31 @@ Please be welcome! We can get to know one another... expand our interspecies rel But wait. How silly of me. You aren't here for polite repartee. You have come for my Shofixti Maidens. -#(ZEX_HELLO_2) VUX001.wav +#(ZEX_HELLO_2) vux001.wav Why I am so blessed! My favorite friends, the humans, are back. Captain, it is good to see you again. You Humans are so interesting, so... beautiful. You know, I have many pictures of your species! I keep them on my walls to... inspire me. -#(ZEX_HELLO_3) VUX002.wav +#(ZEX_HELLO_3) vux002.wav Captain! You are back so soon! We had better be discreet (hee! hee!), or my countrymen will begin whispering about us. -#(ZEX_HELLO_4) VUX003.wav +#(ZEX_HELLO_4) vux003.wav Luscious, robust human... I have eagerly awaited your return. -#(FIGHT_OR_TRADE_1) VUX004.wav +#(FIGHT_OR_TRADE_1) vux004.wav Captain! You escaped after all! How remarkable! -#(FIGHT_OR_TRADE_2) VUX005.wav +#(FIGHT_OR_TRADE_2) vux005.wav Human... we should be friends, not enemies! The scope of our relationship can grow as close as you wish. #(what_you_do_here) What are you doing here, Admiral ZEX? -#(MY_MENAGERIE) VUX006.wav +#(MY_MENAGERIE) vux006.wav Ah, such a good question! But you always were a bright species. I will explain. After the Great War, in which I played some small part @@ -44,7 +44,7 @@ I have the finest menagerie of... beautiful... creatures in all space #(what_about_menagerie) A menagerie? Is this a collection of animals, like a zoo? -#(NEED_NEW_CREATURE) VUX007.wav +#(NEED_NEW_CREATURE) vux007.wav Animals? Hee! Hee! Hee! Oh, no, Captain! Not mere animals! My menagerie contains only the most... beautiful... creatures in the galaxy! Each of my children, as I like to call them, has a wonderful set of traits @@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ I would give almost ANYTHING for that creature, Captain. #(what_about_creature) If we went and got this little critter for you, would you give us the Shofixti Maidens? -#(ABOUT_CREATURE) VUX008.wav +#(ABOUT_CREATURE) vux008.wav Hmmm... what an interesting proposal! I never would have thought of such a wonderful idea myself. You are a genius, Captain! @@ -77,7 +77,7 @@ I hope it is sufficient. #(about_creature_again) Would you tell me again where I can find that creature you want so badly? -#(CREATURE_AGAIN) VUX009.wav +#(CREATURE_AGAIN) vux009.wav Certainly, my smooth-skinned friend! My source for this information is an ancient wildlife handbook written millenia ago by some unknown alien author. The pertinent passage goes as follows @@ -92,7 +92,7 @@ I hope it is sufficient. Commander ZEX, we have captured the hideous monster from Delta Lyncis. Let us make an exchange. -#(GIVE_BEAST) VUX010.wav +#(GIVE_BEAST) vux010.wav Ah, a most excellent piece of news! My chiton rasps and moistens with excitement! I have been looking forward to this for so long! Hee! Hee! Hee! My subordinates stand ready to receive the beast from your ship, Captain. @@ -101,7 +101,7 @@ Effect its transfer and then... we shall give you the Maidens you desire. #(ok_take_beast) Okay, the beast is ALL yours! But be careful, it's a killer! -#(FOOL_AIEE0) VUX011.wav +#(FOOL_AIEE0) vux011.wav Ah! My new child is now on board. Such a big one, isn't he!?... ...and so frisky! I am delighted beyond words that you have given me the beast, Captain @@ -116,7 +116,7 @@ Therefore Sub-commander DAX, terminate communications... warm up my modified Intruder. Engage the Precursor warp nullifier. Hee! Hee! Hee!... prepare for battle! -#(FOOL_AIEE1) VUX012.wav +#(FOOL_AIEE1) vux012.wav Sub-commander? Why has my main console become inoperative? The transmit mode is locked! What do you mean the central system computer is damaged? How!?... @@ -132,14 +132,14 @@ WH- Wh- what- wh- AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!......... #(why_trust_1) Ah, Commander ZEX, aren't you forgetting something? The Shofixti Maidens? -#(TRUST_1) VUX012.wav +#(TRUST_1) vux012.wav Oh yes, no problem. Even now my subordinates are bringing them up from the surface. So let's not waste time. Send that delightful beast over, immediately! #(why_trust_2) Look, we believe in 1 for 1 trades. We will transfer the beast when we see the Maidens. -#(TRUST_2) VUX013.wav +#(TRUST_2) vux013.wav Captain, Captain, we are both creatures of honor. If I say that the Shofixti Maidens are on their way up from the surface, then they are. You will have them shortly, accept my word... now please, Captain, the beast? @@ -147,7 +147,7 @@ You will have them shortly, accept my word... now please, Captain, the beast? #(why_trust_3) Now see here Zex! Humans and VUX have had a pretty stormy relationship. Why should we trust you? -#(TRUST_3) VUX014.wav +#(TRUST_3) vux014.wav Really, Captain! My honor is impugned! You have maligned me and I am deeply hurt. I thought we had built some trust between us, different though we may be @@ -161,14 +161,14 @@ the Human cause in a more favorable light. #(why_dont_you_attack) Admiral Zex, why don't you attack us, as all other VUX have? -#(LIKE_YOU) VUX015.wav +#(LIKE_YOU) vux015.wav Because I like Humans, Captain. I respect and admire your species. I do not share the bigoted views of most of my people. #(why_like_me) Ah, Commander Zex? Why do you like us? We thought all VUX hated humans. -#(LIKE_BECAUSE) VUX016.wav +#(LIKE_BECAUSE) vux016.wav No, No, not all VUX, Captain! Most... but not all. It is true that when the majority of my people view one of your species they are forced to regurgitate @@ -186,7 +186,7 @@ I value your species, Captain. I see you as just `people'... like us VUX. #(are_you_a_pervert) Whoa, Commander Zex! This is just a bit too weird. Are you some kind of perv-- er... aesthete? -#(CALL_ME_WHAT_YOU_WISH) VUX017.wav +#(CALL_ME_WHAT_YOU_WISH) vux017.wav You have talked with my VUX countrymen, haven't you? They are closed-minded fools... bigoted in all ways. Call me what you wish, Captain. I choose to view myself as, well @@ -202,7 +202,7 @@ We are different from the majority of VUX, and so we, in VUX eyes, are both mons #(take_by_force) We require the Shofixti Maidens. We are prepared to use force if necessary. -#(PRECURSOR_DEVICE) VUX018.wav +#(PRECURSOR_DEVICE) vux018.wav Hee! Hee! Hee! Oh, Captain, that would be such an unfortunate mistake a grave error on both our parts. We have so much to learn from each other, so much to give each other. @@ -224,13 +224,13 @@ Surely we can find an alternative. #(regardless) We will fight you regardless of your Precursor Artifact! -#(THEN_FIGHT) VUX019.wav +#(THEN_FIGHT) vux019.wav Very well... to the Death! #(you_lied) You lied, Commander Zex!!! There was no `warp nullification field'! Cheater! -#(YUP_LIED) VUX020.wav +#(YUP_LIED) vux020.wav Yes, I lied. Surely, if a small falsehood can prevent hundreds of unnecessary deaths, this is acceptable. Unfortunately, you saw through my falsehood and do doubt lives were lost. @@ -239,7 +239,7 @@ Let us cease this mindless aggression, before it is our undoing. #(kill_you) We have no fear of any of your `devices'. Now we kill you! -#(FIGHT_AGAIN) VUX021.wav +#(FIGHT_AGAIN) vux021.wav Unfortunate. Dreary... and unfortunate. Captain, even without such a device, you must understand the overwhelming forces I have at my command! You cannot beat me here. It is impossible. @@ -248,17 +248,17 @@ But... if a fight is what you demand, so be it. #(bye_zex) Goodbye, Commander ZEX. -#(GOODBYE_ZEX) VUX022.wav +#(GOODBYE_ZEX) vux022.wav Goodbye, beautiful human. I hope we can meet someday as friends... perhaps even more. -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) VUX023.wav +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) vux023.wav Welcome to the end of your life, courtesy of VUX technology. Our infinite supply of Intruder vessels are even now locking their vaporizers onto your position and we shall end your painful, grotesque existence for you as soon as possible. In the meantime, here is a little music... -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) VUX024.wav +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) vux024.wav Hello again. We trust you are enjoying trespassing in VUX space and look forward to removing you from existence at our earliest possible convenience. If you believe you can fight your way past our invincible forces to our surface, you are correct. @@ -266,37 +266,37 @@ Some ash and a few wisps of pungent vapor are sure to make it at least that far. Our special today is particle fragmentation! So if you will kindly open your feeding orifice and start screaming, we will begin. -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) VUX025.wav +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_3) vux025.wav Welcome back to total annihilation, where, as they say once is silatious, twice is phlagrant melons but the third time is when it really hurts. Please stay seated until your vessel starts smoking then feel free to dash your head painfully against the floor. -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) VUX026.wav +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_4) vux026.wav Congratulations for exhausting the VUX vocabulary of greetings to despicable life-forms. May we take this opportunity to lock our femoral scrapers onto your ship and to wish you an unpleasant afterlife. -#(SPACE_HELLO_1) VUX027.wav +#(SPACE_HELLO_1) vux027.wav Greetings from VUX!... the last word in life form destruction! To gain an intimate knowledge of our engines of war simply place both hands over your eyes and count to three. -#(SPACE_HELLO_2) VUX028.wav +#(SPACE_HELLO_2) vux028.wav Salutations, and may your sense of self-preservation always be so dim. As our Intruders surround your vessel, you may care to raise both hands into the air above you and practice the ancient chant of the prancing oowee master, ZEN DUX, which begins... `AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!' -#(SPACE_HELLO_3) VUX029.wav +#(SPACE_HELLO_3) vux029.wav This is VUX Commander YAX. On behalf of the team here I would like to say how very much we have all enjoyed taunting you and to congratulate you on plumbing the limits of VUX courtesy which you have now exhausted. Therefore, let me just say Die, you two-eyed loathsome faceless slug! -#(SPACE_HELLO_4) VUX030.wav +#(SPACE_HELLO_4) vux030.wav Welcome back. All our coherent destructors are currently off-line but if you'd care to hold your present course and speed one will be free to annihilate you shortly. @@ -313,13 +313,13 @@ I must say, your rating on the vomit-meter would be AT LEAST ninety six. #(kill_you_squids_4) You bloated bag of protoplasm! You worm! -#(WE_FIGHT) VUX031.wav +#(WE_FIGHT) vux031.wav Watch everybody! We're going to kill the repulsive little monster now! #(why_so_mean) Why are you so hostile toward our species? -#(URQUAN_SLAVES) VUX032.wav +#(URQUAN_SLAVES) vux032.wav Augh! You are even uglier than I had thought possible! Can't you see you are making me sick? Please, foul creature, turn your head, or better yet, put a sack over it. @@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ and you are a jabbering corpse. Ugh. #(deeper_reason) Is there another reason you hate us? Come on, tell me the truth. -#(OLD_INSULT) VUX033.wav +#(OLD_INSULT) vux033.wav Do we need another reason? Ah! I understand. You refer to the First Human Encounter the Insult! @@ -348,7 +348,7 @@ I suspect we will despise you forever. #(if_we_apologize) What if we apologized? Could we talk truce then? -#(PROBABLY_NOT) VUX034.wav +#(PROBABLY_NOT) vux034.wav Er... probably not. You see, although we VUX are highly reasonable beings who would never judge a race solely on its (urk!) appearance the magnitude of your Captain Rand's insult was such that we will probably never forgive your species. @@ -356,11 +356,11 @@ the magnitude of your Captain Rand's insult was such that we will probably never #(try_any_way) Well, I'll try anyway. The People of Earth Hereby Apologize To The VUX! -#(NOPE) VUX035.wav +#(NOPE) vux035.wav Nope. I didn't think that would be sufficient. It lacked conviction. Sorry, but I'm afraid we'll just have to kill you now. -#(APOLOGIZE_IN_SPACE) VUX036.wav +#(APOLOGIZE_IN_SPACE) vux036.wav Because the Human named Rand offended one of our starship commanders apologizing here at the Homeworld is useless. Besides, we have decided that you are just too disgusting to live @@ -370,43 +370,43 @@ so we have decided to vaporize you. "Let's try that again. We, The People Of Earth, Really Truly Apologize For " The Stupid Insult Made By Captain Rand! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_1) VUX037.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_1) vux037.wav No. That didn't cut it either. #(apology_2) You were RIGHT!. We WERE wrong. We see it all so clearly now! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_2) VUX038.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_2) vux038.wav I don't think your heart is in it. #(apology_3) Pleeeeeeeeease forgive us! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_3) VUX039.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_3) vux039.wav You said that just because you want stuff from us VUX. You didn't really mean it. #(apology_4) We - are - sorry! May a thousand insects sting my softest parts if I lie! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_4) VUX040.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_4) vux040.wav It's pointless. Why even bother trying again? #(apology_5) We would like to present a petition of 1 million signatures! Each one says, `I'm sorry!' -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_5) VUX041.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_5) vux041.wav A good try, Captain... but not good enough. #(apology_6) Wrong? Yes we were wrong. Oh, so wrong! Boy, were we wrong! The wrongest. -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_6) VUX042.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_6) vux042.wav We detect a hint of genuine regret, but not enough to forgive you. #(apology_7) (Let's try reverse psychology) Listen VUX! You are right! We cannot ever atone for Rand's cruel barb! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_7) VUX043.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_7) vux043.wav Oh? I was just thinking that maybe we should consider forgiving you but I guess you're right. There's no going back. @@ -414,7 +414,7 @@ There's no going back. #(apology_8) If sorrow were a pebble, our remorse would be... would be!... a great big boulder! -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_8) VUX044.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_8) vux044.wav Hey! That was pretty good! I could sense the true sadness in your voice for your species' past stupidity. Unfortunately, it was not good enough. @@ -422,14 +422,14 @@ Unfortunately, it was not good enough. #(apology_9) If there is ANYTHING we can do to gain your forgiveness, we shall do it a thousand times. -#(NOT_ACCEPTED_9) VUX045.wav +#(NOT_ACCEPTED_9) vux045.wav Um..., er... that was about as good as it gets, I think but we don't accept it because... because... well, just BECAUSE! #(apology_10) Please, for the love of reason. Heed these words: We, the People of Earth Apologize To The VUX. -#(TRUTH) VUX046.wav +#(TRUTH) vux046.wav AIEEE! Human! You have hounded and hounded and hounded us with your pitiful apologies! It's driving us crazy! STOP! Please STOP! We give up. We accept! We accept! We will no longer hold Rand's insult against your species. @@ -449,27 +449,27 @@ or break off communication and attack your vessel... #(whats_up_hostile) VUX. We seek to learn more about you. Maybe then we can see eye to... eyes. -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_1) VUX047.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_1) vux047.wav Look, vomitous alien. If you want to talk to one of our species without making them sick why don't you go see Admiral ZEX at his world in Alpha Cerenkov. He (urp!) likes humans. -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_2) VUX048.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_2) vux048.wav Look at those yellowish-white hard things in your mouth! How do you keep from biting off that pulpy organ... Gross! -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_3) VUX049.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_3) vux049.wav Yuck! Don't show your tongue like that. It makes me sick. -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_4) VUX050.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOSTILE_4) vux050.wav Forget it, human. We can't think straight when we have to look at you. If you're lonely, go to Alpha Cerenkov and talk with that pervert, Admiral ZEX. #(cant_we_be_friends_1) Why can't we be friends? I like YOU. -#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_1) VUX051.wav +#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_1) vux051.wav I listened. I heard. I know you like ME. But the problem is, I DESPISE you! Which is why I am attacking, in case you were wondering. @@ -477,7 +477,7 @@ Which is why I am attacking, in case you were wondering. #(cant_we_be_friends_2) We have too much to gain through cooperation. Just try. -#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_2) VUX052.wav +#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_2) vux052.wav Okay, I'll try to like you. I'm really trying. Naw! This is never going to work. @@ -488,7 +488,7 @@ I have a better idea. I'll just kill you. #(cant_we_be_friends_3) Didn't anyone ever tell you, `you can't judge a book by its cover?' -#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_3) VUX053.wav +#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_3) vux053.wav Do you want to know how ugly you are to us VUX? I'll tell you. You humans are SO ugly, that I get my kids to behave by holding a picture of you behind my back and I tell the kids that if they aren't good, I'll show it to them! @@ -497,7 +497,7 @@ I am such a bad father (sob!) I must destroy you... for the children! #(cant_we_be_friends_4) You are just a bunch of bigots. I thought you were better than that. -#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_4) VUX054.wav +#(NEVER_UGLY_HUMANS_4) vux054.wav This IS embarrassing. We pride ourselves on being rational! But you are so disgusting that we feel we just HAVE to kill you! Like right now! @@ -505,18 +505,18 @@ Like right now! #(bye_hostile_space) Well, THIS has been useless. Goodbye. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_1) VUX055.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_1) vux055.wav Human, based upon our commitment to the Ur-Quan and your general disgusting demeanor, we have decided to blow you to bits. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_2) VUX056.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_2) vux056.wav Wait! I have one last thing to say Die! -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_3) VUX057.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_3) vux057.wav For the good of the whole, I will now erase your putrid presence. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_4) VUX058.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOSTILE_SPACE_4) vux058.wav We have no choice. You are too wretched. We shall eliminate you. diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/yehat/yehat.txt b/sc2/content/comm/yehat/yehat.txt index 8b2b13b70..11e32c1cd 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/yehat/yehat.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/yehat/yehat.txt @@ -1,23 +1,23 @@ -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) YEHAT000.wav +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) yehat000.wav BRAAK! It is sure and a true thing that the alien interloper has now been warned not to approach Caer Zeep-Reep, the Queen's High Perch lest it be blasted without further warning! -#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) YEHAT001.wav +#(HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) yehat001.wav BRAAK! It is a shocking thing to see the return of the human renegade! One knows this will not be boding well with her Majesty today. #(whats_up_homeworld) What has happened in the twenty years since our species last met? -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOMEWORLD_1) YEHAT002.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOMEWORLD_1) yehat002.wav HEEP! It is a wondering thought that crosses my mind human starship Captain. Are ye not knowing that the cause of our Queen and empire is now allied with the fortunes of the mighty Ur-Quan?... ...and that yer presence here is being only the end of yer life? Haven't ye got the sense, human, to know this simple thing? -#(GENERAL_INFO_HOMEWORLD_2) YEHAT003.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_HOMEWORLD_2) yehat003.wav BRAAK! Ye are asking the words of a mindless child, human! Here, in the Hall of the Queen's High Perch ye shall not be finding the sympathies ye so vainly seek. @@ -36,7 +36,7 @@ I, #(i_demand_you_ally_homeworld3) demand that you uphold your duties as allies of the human species! -#(ENEMY_MUST_DIE) YEHAT004.wav +#(ENEMY_MUST_DIE) yehat004.wav Yip! Are ye DAFT human!? Have ye not heard our words? You and yer kind are slaves, just as we but you humans have been confined within a shield of slaves! @@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ We must be getting about the business of killing you! #(at_least_help_us_homeworld) You must help us. Surely you owe us this much, at least! -#(NO_HELP_ENEMY) YEHAT005.wav +#(NO_HELP_ENEMY) yehat005.wav BRAAAK! It is an unbelieveable thing! Ye speak the words that ruffle our feathers and cause our blood to boil! We, the loyal servants of our Queen, bless her Beak, will not be helping the likes of ye @@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ or any of the traitor Yehat bastards ye may have found among the ranks of the st #(give_info) Surely giving us some scraps of information would be okay, wouldn't it? -#(NO_INFO_FOR_ENEMY) YEHAT006.wav +#(NO_INFO_FOR_ENEMY) yehat006.wav AWK! Our Queen has spoken the commands to us, and we are obeying her words! No assistance, of any kind at all, shall be given to you, human so do not be making the assumptions, that ye know a right thing from a wrong! @@ -67,12 +67,12 @@ We shall not be giving ye a SCRAP OF MEAT!... much less our secrets. #(what_about_pkunk_royalist) We have encountered an offshoot of your species, the Pkunk. Tell us about them. -#(PKUNK_ABSORBED_ROYALIST) YEHAT007.wav +#(PKUNK_ABSORBED_ROYALIST) yehat007.wav The Pkunk have been absorbed. They are no more. This is how it should be. Now the matter is settled, human. Do not be bringing it up again... BRAAK! -#(HATE_PKUNK_ROYALIST) YEHAT008.wav +#(HATE_PKUNK_ROYALIST) yehat008.wav BRAAAK! CLACK!! HISS!! CLACK!! The cowards live?!! HISS!! It is unbelieveable!! AWK! It is a SAD, SAD day to be hearing this thing from ye, human. @@ -85,14 +85,14 @@ do not be talking about them at all! CLACK! #(bye_homeworld) You disappoint us. We expected more from you. Goodbye. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOMEWORLD) YEHAT009.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_HOMEWORLD) yehat009.wav So human, now ye be thinking that ye shall slink away to commit some vile treason and dirty our Queen's good name. Isn't this true? AWK! Do not be answering! We know the truth. We will not let ye pass! -#(SPACE_HELLO_1) YEHAT010.wav +#(SPACE_HELLO_1) yehat010.wav BRAK! What am I seeing on my view screen!? HOOT! It is none other than the flattened old face of our friends the human! But old ally, are ye not knowing that we, the Yehat are allied with the Ur-Quan now?... @@ -101,24 +101,24 @@ are clear violations of yer Oath of Fealty?! AWK! Whatever shall we do? It just isn't a right thing to kill you, human but as a loyal member of my Clan, I must obey the wishes of our Queen! -#(SPACE_HELLO_2) YEHAT011.wav +#(SPACE_HELLO_2) yehat011.wav HOOT! Human, what are you doing back here!? Are you totally off yer perch!? We have sympathies fer yer cause, tis true but we must obey the orders of our Queen, however much we may disagree with them! -#(SPACE_HELLO_3) YEHAT012.wav +#(SPACE_HELLO_3) yehat012.wav Human! I am beginning to think that ye are touched, fer sure! Ye tempt fate and our sympathy too much, I think. This time, perhaps we cannot be as much yer friends as ye would like. -#(SPACE_HELLO_4) YEHAT013.wav +#(SPACE_HELLO_4) yehat013.wav AWK! Human! Human. You try our souls with yer return! What is it ye be wanting now? #(whats_up_space_1) We should be allies... friends! Explain why this cannot be. -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) YEHAT014.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_1) yehat014.wav BRAAK! Your words are flying in the face of the facts, human. We are no longer being your AWK!... allies. But unlike the nobles of our homeworld, we, of the Starship Clans @@ -128,7 +128,7 @@ The Queen's decision to be AWK!... joining the Hierarchy, pains us! #(whats_up_space_2) How did the Ur-Quan defeat you? What happened? -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) YEHAT015.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_2) yehat015.wav BRAAK!! HISS!!! CLACK! BRAAACK! HISS!!! WE - WERE - NOT - DEFEATED, HUMAN!!!! Never! Never in the two-thousand years of the Veep-Neep Queens @@ -144,7 +144,7 @@ and the fight is over before it is even begun. AWK! #(whats_up_space_3) What about your legendary honor? Your courage? What would the Shofixti think?! -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) YEHAT016.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_3) yehat016.wav AWK! Awk!... hiss... awk... (sob!)...(whimper)! We have fallen so far. (sob!) We are not being the same (whimper!) great birds of prey your people were once knowing and trusting. @@ -157,7 +157,7 @@ the shame!... Oh the shame!... it would be unbearable! #(whats_up_space_4) Aren't you just slaves to the Ur-Quan? -#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) YEHAT017.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_SPACE_4) yehat017.wav HISS!!! BRAK!! NO! WE ARE NOT SLAVES!! WE ARE!... We are!... we are... battle thralls. @@ -173,7 +173,7 @@ By your honor, Yehat captain, I, #(i_demand_you_ally_space3) call upon the Starship Clans to honor their word and fight for our cause! -#(WE_CANNOT_1) YEHAT018.wav +#(WE_CANNOT_1) yehat018.wav As much as my heart cries to aid ye, valiant human, AWK!... I cannot! Each of us is sworn first to our Queen who AWK!... has commanded us to treat ye as an enemy of the Crown! @@ -181,7 +181,7 @@ AWK!... has commanded us to treat ye as an enemy of the Crown! #(obligation) Your species' obligation cannot simply be forgotten! What about your honor, your pride!? -#(WE_CANNOT_2) YEHAT019.wav +#(WE_CANNOT_2) yehat019.wav AWK! BRAK!! AWK!! Can't ye see that ye are killing me human? The shame!... the awful shame of it! What ye say is true, BRAAK!... we SHOULD be under the same wing @@ -191,14 +191,14 @@ and there is nothing I can be doing about it now! #(at_least_help_us_space) At least help us with materials for our struggle! -#(SORRY_CANNOT) YEHAT020.wav +#(SORRY_CANNOT) yehat020.wav AWK! We cannot! To be doing so would be a direct violation of our royal Queen's commands! #(dishonor) Think Yehat. The sheer dishonor of it all. -#(HERES_A_HINT) YEHAT021.wav +#(HERES_A_HINT) yehat021.wav AWK! BRAAK! Awk!... hiss... awk... (whimper)! We cannot be giving ye material aid, Captain, AWK!... ...but perhaps ye can make use of this information. @@ -215,12 +215,12 @@ you may discover this secret, and it may help ye in yer quest. #(what_about_pkunk_space) Tell us about the Pkunk. -#(PKUNK_ABSORBED_SPACE) YEHAT022.wav +#(PKUNK_ABSORBED_SPACE) yehat022.wav This is a matter for the Yehat, human, and ONLY for the Yehat. The Pkunk have been absorbed... and that is being the end of it. Do not ask further about this matter. -#(HATE_PKUNK_SPACE) YEHAT023.wav +#(HATE_PKUNK_SPACE) yehat023.wav BRAAAK! CLACK!! HISS!! CLACK!! You have met them!?? The wretched creatures are alive?!! HISS!! CLACK!! HISS!! CLACK!! @@ -232,11 +232,11 @@ By all rights, we should have eliminated the craven cowards down to the last bir #(bye_space) Goodbye Yehat... our allies and friends. -#(GO_IN_PEACE) YEHAT024.wav +#(GO_IN_PEACE) yehat024.wav Though honoring our past commitment we are not, AWK! we will be letting you go in peace. -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_SPACE) YEHAT025.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_SPACE) yehat025.wav AWK! You are causing us sorrow, human, sorrow indeed because now we must obey the commands of our Queen and destroy you. @@ -248,13 +248,13 @@ This may come as a shock, but the Shofixti are reborn. #(shofixti_alive_2) We have a Shofixti Captain here with us. Now do you believe? -#(SEND_HIM_OVER_1) YEHAT026.wav +#(SEND_HIM_OVER_1) yehat026.wav If this is being a true thing, there will be many changes. But we are a species long wise in the ways of deceit. Ye must be proving these words ye say, Captain. Send the Shofixti to us as a way of proof. -#(SEND_HIM_OVER_2) YEHAT027.wav +#(SEND_HIM_OVER_2) yehat027.wav Ye are lying to us once, Captain. Now we need the hard evidence. Order yer supposed Shofixti to come to us, Captain. @@ -264,19 +264,19 @@ Well I don't have one right HERE. #(not_send) I will not subject one of my officers to such danger. How do I know you won't just kill him? -#(JUST_A_TRICK_1) YEHAT028.wav +#(JUST_A_TRICK_1) yehat028.wav It is a trick then, isn't it, BRAAK!.. and nothing more. Human, we have been patient with ye up to this point, CLACK! but now ye have gone too far. Ye have most skillfully rubbed the salt into our wounds, and ye shall pay fer it in blood! -#(JUST_A_TRICK_2) YEHAT029.wav +#(JUST_A_TRICK_2) yehat029.wav HISS!! Another TRICK! BRAAK! HISS! Yer lying tongue has doomed ye! #(ok_send) All right, I'll send over the Shofixti... but don't mess with him, okay? -#(WE_REVOLT) YEHAT030.wav +#(WE_REVOLT) yehat030.wav We are scanning the separation of a vessel from yer fleet, Captain and indeed, its configuration matches that of a Shofixti Scout vessel. This had better not be a trick, Captain! @@ -301,7 +301,7 @@ The two-thousand year reign of the Veep-Neep Queens IS OVER! THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! -#(ROYALIST_SPACE_HELLO_1) YEHAT031.wav +#(ROYALIST_SPACE_HELLO_1) yehat031.wav HOOT! Human... ye shall never be fully comprehending the damage you are doing now to our Yehat culture. For fully TWO THOUSAND YEARS there has been peace between the Clans!... ...and now you have cast the ancient seed of dissension between our beaks! @@ -310,16 +310,16 @@ While the Zeep-Zeep traitors may be your allies, Captain I can be assuring you that we, of the Feep-Eeep Starship Clan are wanting nothing more dearly than your death! -#(ROYALIST_SPACE_HELLO_2) YEHAT032.wav +#(ROYALIST_SPACE_HELLO_2) yehat032.wav It is the human Agitator who would see Her Radiant Majesty pulled from the High Perch! BRAAK! Ye will rue the day ye devised this wicked scheme! -#(ROYALIST_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) YEHAT033.wav +#(ROYALIST_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_1) yehat033.wav Human! Like all heroes, ye be as brainless as ye are brave. Do ye not know, HEEP! that here there be none of the traitorous Zeep-Zeep Starship Clans! Ye are as good as dead, human. -#(ROYALIST_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) YEHAT034.wav +#(ROYALIST_HOMEWORLD_HELLO_2) yehat034.wav BRAAK! Cease yer bloody taunting, human! Ye dance like a sick breeg, never engaging us in battle-to-the-death as honor and true courage are demanding, BRAAK! @@ -327,26 +327,26 @@ as honor and true courage are demanding, BRAAK! #(how_is_rebellion) So, how's the revolution going for you guys? -#(ROYALIST_REBELLION_1) YEHAT035.wav +#(ROYALIST_REBELLION_1) yehat035.wav Revolution!? BRAAK! Ye compliment yerself unnecessarily, Captain. This is nothing more than a, CLACK!... band of thugs trying to undo the peace of a hundred generations! We will roast the traitors in their ships, and, BRAAK! crack the eggs in their Clanhome so that never again will the Zeep-Zeep criminals be flying though our stars. -#(ROYALIST_REBELLION_2) YEHAT036.wav +#(ROYALIST_REBELLION_2) yehat036.wav Do not be worrying yerself, Captain, HEEP! Victory is almost within our grasp. #(sorry_about_revolution) Gosh, I'm sorry about this revolution thing. I didn't mean any harm. -#(ALL_YOUR_FAULT) YEHAT037.wav +#(ALL_YOUR_FAULT) yehat037.wav The pain and suffering of this useless conflict, BRAAK!... are being nothing but a tragic waste of life. Congratulate yourself, Captain. The source of all this death and misery is yerself. #(bye_royalist) Goodbye Royalist fool! -#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_ROYALIST) YEHAT038.wav +#(GOODBYE_AND_DIE_ROYALIST) yehat038.wav Now ye must pay fer yer crimes, human! diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/zoqfot/zoqfot.txt b/sc2/content/comm/zoqfot/zoqfot.txt index 29cd5aa62..28f9449e4 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/zoqfot/zoqfot.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/zoqfot/zoqfot.txt @@ -1,66 +1,66 @@ -#(WE_ARE0) ZOQFO000.wav +#(WE_ARE0) zoqfo000.wav Attention starship! We are the Zoq-Fot-Pik. -#(WE_ARE1) ZOQFO001.wav +#(WE_ARE1) zoqfo001.wav Make no hostile actions! -#(WE_ARE2) ZOQFO002.wav +#(WE_ARE2) zoqfo002.wav We come in peace, and with good will. -#(WE_ARE3) ZOQFO003.wav +#(WE_ARE3) zoqfo003.wav But if you make one false move, you're vapor! -#(WE_ARE4) ZOQFO004.wav +#(WE_ARE4) zoqfo004.wav Don't worry, my companion is just a bit nervous -#(WE_ARE5) ZOQFO005.wav +#(WE_ARE5) zoqfo005.wav No, I'm not! -#(WE_ARE6) ZOQFO006.wav +#(WE_ARE6) zoqfo006.wav and argumentative. -#(WE_ARE7) ZOQFO007.wav +#(WE_ARE7) zoqfo007.wav No, I'm not. -#(SCOUT_HELLO0) ZOQFO008.wav +#(SCOUT_HELLO0) zoqfo008.wav We are a scout vessel dispatched from our homeworld. -#(SCOUT_HELLO1) ZOQFO009.wav +#(SCOUT_HELLO1) zoqfo009.wav We have travelled far through hostile, uncharted space to find you. We hail from the green dwarf star at coordinates ziggerfau-gerrrnuf, Ah-ah, Pahoy-hoy. -#(SCOUT_HELLO2) ZOQFO010.wav +#(SCOUT_HELLO2) zoqfo010.wav No, you idiot, in their coordinate system! -#(SCOUT_HELLO3) ZOQFO011.wav +#(SCOUT_HELLO3) zoqfo011.wav Oh! Er Coordinates 400.0 : 543.7. -#(INIT_HOME_HELLO0) ZOQFO012.wav +#(INIT_HOME_HELLO0) zoqfo012.wav You have arrived at our homeworld. -#(INIT_HOME_HELLO1) ZOQFO013.wav +#(INIT_HOME_HELLO1) zoqfo013.wav And we've got a billion ships here! -#(INIT_HOME_HELLO2) ZOQFO014.wav +#(INIT_HOME_HELLO2) zoqfo014.wav We are fortunate that you have found us in our time of need. -#(INIT_HOME_HELLO3) ZOQFO015.wav +#(INIT_HOME_HELLO3) zoqfo015.wav So don't even think of trying to attack us! #(which_fot) Which one of you creatures is the Fot? -#(HE_IS0) ZOQFO016.wav +#(HE_IS0) zoqfo016.wav He is. -#(HE_IS1) ZOQFO017.wav +#(HE_IS1) zoqfo017.wav No, she is! -#(HE_IS2) ZOQFO018.wav +#(HE_IS2) zoqfo018.wav No, I'm not! -#(HE_IS3) ZOQFO019.wav +#(HE_IS3) zoqfo019.wav Yes, you are. -#(HE_IS4) ZOQFO020.wav +#(HE_IS4) zoqfo020.wav Cripes! We've been through this a million times! -#(HE_IS5) ZOQFO021.wav +#(HE_IS5) zoqfo021.wav That doesn't change anything. You're the Fot! -#(HE_IS6) ZOQFO022.wav +#(HE_IS6) zoqfo022.wav Faugh! Well, Captain, as you can see, this is a point of some contention. -#(HE_IS7) ZOQFO023.wav +#(HE_IS7) zoqfo023.wav Fot! #(we_are_vindicator0) @@ -70,97 +70,97 @@ We are #(we_are_vindicator2) from Earth. What are your intentions? -#(WE_GLAD0) ZOQFO024.wav +#(WE_GLAD0) zoqfo024.wav Hurrah! Then we've finally found our saviors! -#(WE_GLAD1) ZOQFO025.wav +#(WE_GLAD1) zoqfo025.wav Maybe. -#(WE_GLAD2) ZOQFO026.wav +#(WE_GLAD2) zoqfo026.wav At last, our search is over! It is just as the great Crystal ones promised! -#(WE_GLAD3) ZOQFO027.wav +#(WE_GLAD3) zoqfo027.wav They look sneaky. I think they're lying. -#(WE_GLAD4) ZOQFO028.wav +#(WE_GLAD4) zoqfo028.wav Quiet, fool! Can't you see our nightmare is over!? This ship is from the Great Crystal One's fabled Alliance the Alliance of Free Stars! -#(WE_GLAD5) ZOQFO029.wav +#(WE_GLAD5) zoqfo029.wav Maybe. #(quiet_toadies) SILENCE BLATHERING TOADIES! We are your new masters. -#(TOLD_YOU0) ZOQFO030.wav +#(TOLD_YOU0) zoqfo030.wav We are disappointed. -#(TOLD_YOU1) ZOQFO031.wav +#(TOLD_YOU1) zoqfo031.wav See! I TOLD you! -#(TOLD_YOU2) ZOQFO032.wav +#(TOLD_YOU2) zoqfo032.wav We had hoped that our species could be friends. -#(TOLD_YOU3) ZOQFO033.wav +#(TOLD_YOU3) zoqfo033.wav Never in a million years! Just look at their beady eyes! -#(TOLD_YOU4) ZOQFO034.wav +#(TOLD_YOU4) zoqfo034.wav But in the spirit of understanding... -#(TOLD_YOU5) ZOQFO035.wav +#(TOLD_YOU5) zoqfo035.wav Oh, no! You're not even considering... -#(TOLD_YOU6) ZOQFO036.wav +#(TOLD_YOU6) zoqfo036.wav ...We will forgive you this transgression. -#(TOLD_YOU7) ZOQFO037.wav +#(TOLD_YOU7) zoqfo037.wav Sheesh! What a pushover you are! #(your_race) Before we go on, can you tell us more about your species? -#(YEARS_AGO0) ZOQFO038.wav +#(YEARS_AGO0) zoqfo038.wav In our ancient past, four species evolved intelligence on our homeworld. -#(YEARS_AGO1) ZOQFO039.wav +#(YEARS_AGO1) zoqfo039.wav Simultaneously. -#(YEARS_AGO2) ZOQFO040.wav +#(YEARS_AGO2) zoqfo040.wav They were the Zoq -#(YEARS_AGO3) ZOQFO041.wav +#(YEARS_AGO3) zoqfo041.wav the Fot -#(YEARS_AGO4) ZOQFO042.wav +#(YEARS_AGO4) zoqfo042.wav the Pik -#(YEARS_AGO5) ZOQFO043.wav +#(YEARS_AGO5) zoqfo043.wav and the Zebranky. -#(YEARS_AGO6) ZOQFO044.wav +#(YEARS_AGO6) zoqfo044.wav We three, the Zoq, Fot, and Pik evolved in such a way as to acquire sustenance from many sources -#(YEARS_AGO7) ZOQFO045.wav +#(YEARS_AGO7) zoqfo045.wav from airborne zooplankton -#(YEARS_AGO8) ZOQFO046.wav +#(YEARS_AGO8) zoqfo046.wav from solar and ambient energies -#(YEARS_AGO9) ZOQFO047.wav +#(YEARS_AGO9) zoqfo047.wav and from rocky fungal clingers. -#(YEARS_AGO10) ZOQFO048.wav +#(YEARS_AGO10) zoqfo048.wav Our favorite! -#(YEARS_AGO11) ZOQFO049.wav +#(YEARS_AGO11) zoqfo049.wav The Zebranky also consumed a variety of foods namely: the Zoq the Fot and the Pik. -#(YEARS_AGO12) ZOQFO050.wav +#(YEARS_AGO12) zoqfo050.wav To survive the predations of the Zebranky we banded together annihilated the Zebranky -#(YEARS_AGO13) ZOQFO051.wav +#(YEARS_AGO13) zoqfo051.wav and formed the cooperative union you now encounter. #(where_from) What do you seek from us? -#(TRAVELED_FAR0) ZOQFO052.wav +#(TRAVELED_FAR0) zoqfo052.wav We are a relatively peaceful group of species. -#(TRAVELED_FAR1) ZOQFO053.wav +#(TRAVELED_FAR1) zoqfo053.wav Unless we're angry. -#(TRAVELED_FAR2) ZOQFO054.wav +#(TRAVELED_FAR2) zoqfo054.wav So we find ourselves in need of help. -#(TRAVELED_FAR3) ZOQFO055.wav +#(TRAVELED_FAR3) zoqfo055.wav We only need a LITTLE! -#(TRAVELED_FAR4) ZOQFO056.wav +#(TRAVELED_FAR4) zoqfo056.wav Because of our desperate situation. -#(TRAVELED_FAR5) ZOQFO057.wav +#(TRAVELED_FAR5) zoqfo057.wav `Desperate' is too strong a word. I think `troublesome' is more like it. @@ -169,63 +169,63 @@ I think `troublesome' is more like it. What `nightmare' are you talking about? What's the matter? -#(UNDER_ATTACK0) ZOQFO058.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK0) zoqfo058.wav Our planets are under attack from an invading horde! -#(UNDER_ATTACK1) ZOQFO059.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK1) zoqfo059.wav We do not know who they are, or why they are here. -#(UNDER_ATTACK2) ZOQFO060.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK2) zoqfo060.wav We are being blown to bits. -#(UNDER_ATTACK3) ZOQFO061.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK3) zoqfo061.wav Fleets of alien ships appear out of nowhere\n then unleash terrible destructive energies. -#(UNDER_ATTACK4) ZOQFO062.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK4) zoqfo062.wav Fortunately -#(UNDER_ATTACK5) ZOQFO063.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK5) zoqfo063.wav they release these energies on each other. -#(UNDER_ATTACK6) ZOQFO064.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK6) zoqfo064.wav Unfortunately -#(UNDER_ATTACK7) ZOQFO065.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK7) zoqfo065.wav they favor combat near strong gravity wells. Their stray shots regularly strike the surface of our planets\n often with tragic results. -#(UNDER_ATTACK8) ZOQFO066.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK8) zoqfo066.wav Fortunately -#(UNDER_ATTACK9) ZOQFO067.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK9) zoqfo067.wav they have never found our homeworld, only our colony planets. -#(UNDER_ATTACK10) ZOQFO068.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK10) zoqfo068.wav Unfortunately -#(UNDER_ATTACK11) ZOQFO069.wav +#(UNDER_ATTACK11) zoqfo069.wav all of our colonies have perished as a consequence. #(tough_luck) Hey, space is a tough place where wimps eat flaming plasma death. -#(NOT_HELPFUL0) ZOQFO070.wav +#(NOT_HELPFUL0) zoqfo070.wav Oh, dear. -#(NOT_HELPFUL1) ZOQFO071.wav +#(NOT_HELPFUL1) zoqfo071.wav I told you he looked like a creep! -#(NOT_HELPFUL2) ZOQFO072.wav +#(NOT_HELPFUL2) zoqfo072.wav No! We must try to understand. His ways are not like our own. -#(NOT_HELPFUL3) ZOQFO073.wav +#(NOT_HELPFUL3) zoqfo073.wav You mean his WHOLE SPECIES are jerks? -#(NOT_HELPFUL4) ZOQFO074.wav +#(NOT_HELPFUL4) zoqfo074.wav Let us give him one more chance. -#(NOT_HELPFUL5) ZOQFO075.wav +#(NOT_HELPFUL5) zoqfo075.wav Just look at him. He's a killer, I tell you. #(what_look_like) Who is attacking you? What do they look like? -#(LOOK_LIKE0) ZOQFO076.wav +#(LOOK_LIKE0) zoqfo076.wav Some of the vessels are huge, green battleships which launch wave after wave of small fighters. -#(LOOK_LIKE1) ZOQFO077.wav +#(LOOK_LIKE1) zoqfo077.wav The other ships are black as space and their hulls are carved with strange alien writing. -#(LOOK_LIKE2) ZOQFO078.wav +#(LOOK_LIKE2) zoqfo078.wav In combat the two ships seem evenly matched. -#(LOOK_LIKE3) ZOQFO079.wav +#(LOOK_LIKE3) zoqfo079.wav One fires blasts of fusion energy while the other launches spinning projectiles. @@ -233,28 +233,28 @@ while the other launches spinning projectiles. #(valuable_info) You have given us valuable information. Goodbye. -#(GOODBYE0) ZOQFO080.wav +#(GOODBYE0) zoqfo080.wav If you must go now, we understand. -#(GOODBYE1) ZOQFO081.wav +#(GOODBYE1) zoqfo081.wav That's it?! You're leaving?!! -#(GOODBYE2) ZOQFO082.wav +#(GOODBYE2) zoqfo082.wav We hope that on your next visit we can establish a mutual assistance pact. -#(GOODBYE3) ZOQFO083.wav +#(GOODBYE3) zoqfo083.wav I can't believe that he's just leaving us here! ...what a jerk. #(all_very_interesting) Yes, yes, that's all very interesting, but now we are going to attack you! -#(SEE_TOLD_YOU0) ZOQFO084.wav +#(SEE_TOLD_YOU0) zoqfo084.wav What? -#(SEE_TOLD_YOU1) ZOQFO085.wav +#(SEE_TOLD_YOU1) zoqfo085.wav See! I told you.!... ...but would you listen... NO! -#(SEE_TOLD_YOU2) ZOQFO086.wav +#(SEE_TOLD_YOU2) zoqfo086.wav I don't understand! -#(SEE_TOLD_YOU3) ZOQFO087.wav +#(SEE_TOLD_YOU3) zoqfo087.wav So what does all your nicey-nice to the alien get us? Nothing! That's what! You should have done what I said @@ -264,23 +264,23 @@ and told him we were the Precursors. #(how_can_i_help) We want to help. What can we do? -#(ALLY_WITH_US0) ZOQFO088.wav +#(ALLY_WITH_US0) zoqfo088.wav We would like to establish a formal mutual-assistance pact with your species. -#(ALLY_WITH_US1) ZOQFO089.wav +#(ALLY_WITH_US1) zoqfo089.wav One of those `You scratch my vent I'll scratch your flipper' set-ups. -#(ALLY_WITH_US2) ZOQFO090.wav +#(ALLY_WITH_US2) zoqfo090.wav And as a sign of our good faith we will provide you with skilled Captains and plans for building our `Stinger' starships. -#(ALLY_WITH_US3) ZOQFO091.wav +#(ALLY_WITH_US3) zoqfo091.wav In return, if the bad guys find our homeworld you'll rush over here and vaporize 'em. -#(ALLY_WITH_US4) ZOQFO092.wav +#(ALLY_WITH_US4) zoqfo092.wav That is, essentially, correct. -#(ALLY_WITH_US5) ZOQFO093.wav +#(ALLY_WITH_US5) zoqfo093.wav Great deal, eh? "You can't afford to pass it up!" So what do you say? @@ -288,31 +288,31 @@ So what do you say? #(decide_later) Uh... I need to consult with our, er... our Grand-High Poobah! -#(PLEASE_HURRY0) ZOQFO094.wav +#(PLEASE_HURRY0) zoqfo094.wav Please hurry back with word from your Poobah. Millions of lives are at stake! -#(PLEASE_HURRY1) ZOQFO095.wav +#(PLEASE_HURRY1) zoqfo095.wav Not the least of which is mine. -#(EMMISSARIES0) ZOQFO096.wav +#(EMMISSARIES0) zoqfo096.wav These are the words we have prayed for! -#(EMMISSARIES1) ZOQFO097.wav +#(EMMISSARIES1) zoqfo097.wav Hey! This trip's not a waste after all! -#(EMMISSARIES2) ZOQFO098.wav +#(EMMISSARIES2) zoqfo098.wav More than anything, we seek an ally to help us survive in this hostile universe. -#(EMMISSARIES3) ZOQFO099.wav +#(EMMISSARIES3) zoqfo099.wav We are having some problems of that general nature. -#(EMMISSARIES4) ZOQFO100.wav +#(EMMISSARIES4) zoqfo100.wav But we are only emissaries. You must meet with our leaders. They are wiser... more powerful beings! -#(EMMISSARIES5) ZOQFO101.wav +#(EMMISSARIES5) zoqfo101.wav They look just like us, though. -#(EMMISSARIES6) ZOQFO102.wav +#(EMMISSARIES6) zoqfo102.wav Fly to the star called Alpha Tucanae. The planet closest to the sun is our home. -#(EMMISSARIES7) ZOQFO103.wav +#(EMMISSARIES7) zoqfo103.wav And if possible, hurry. @@ -320,18 +320,18 @@ And if possible, hurry. "You are under attack by the Ur-Quan, our enemy as well. " Therefore, speaking for all the People of Earth, I accept your offer. -#(WE_ALLY0) ZOQFO104.wav +#(WE_ALLY0) zoqfo104.wav How wonderful! -#(WE_ALLY1) ZOQFO105.wav +#(WE_ALLY1) zoqfo105.wav Hurray! -#(WE_ALLY2) ZOQFO106.wav +#(WE_ALLY2) zoqfo106.wav How marvelous! -#(WE_ALLY3) ZOQFO107.wav +#(WE_ALLY3) zoqfo107.wav Yee-ha! -#(WE_ALLY4) ZOQFO108.wav +#(WE_ALLY4) zoqfo108.wav Captain, we shall begin fulfilling our commitment at once! We will begin transporting our officers to your base immediately! -#(WE_ALLY5) ZOQFO109.wav +#(WE_ALLY5) zoqfo109.wav Why, heck! Maybe I'll even make the trip to your planet! I'd make a good starship captain, Captain! @@ -342,7 +342,7 @@ with a thrusting stinger tongue attack! #(never) What? Protect you failures? No way! You're too lame! -#(WE_ENEMIES0) ZOQFO110.wav +#(WE_ENEMIES0) zoqfo110.wav We have revealed ourselves to you. We have held out our appendages to you in friendship!... ...and you have treated us like dead Zebrankys. @@ -350,152 +350,152 @@ It takes a great deal to anger one of my species, Captain BUT YOU HAVE JUST SUCCEEDED! Attention Shipmates! Man the spray gun! Hoist the tongue! PREPARE FOR BATTLE! -#(WE_ENEMIES1) ZOQFO111.wav +#(WE_ENEMIES1) zoqfo111.wav Yeah. Let's toast those creeps! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_10) ZOQFO112.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_10) zoqfo112.wav Coming here was pointless, human. Our species are at war. -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_11) ZOQFO113.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_11) zoqfo113.wav Right! Prepare to die, alien scum! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_20) ZOQFO114.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_20) zoqfo114.wav If you had allied with us, Captain -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_21) ZOQFO115.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_21) zoqfo115.wav Which you didn't! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_22) ZOQFO116.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_22) zoqfo116.wav We would gladly tell you what we have learned -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_23) ZOQFO117.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_23) zoqfo117.wav Which we won't! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_24) ZOQFO118.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_24) zoqfo118.wav Regarding the two warring alien factions\n the Ur-Quan and their siblings, the Kohr-Ah. -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_25) ZOQFO119.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_25) zoqfo119.wav But now you'll NEVER know! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_30) ZOQFO120.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_30) zoqfo120.wav With whatever remaining forces we have we will do our best to destroy you. -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_31) ZOQFO121.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_31) zoqfo121.wav Yeah! And she means it too! -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_40) ZOQFO122.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_40) zoqfo122.wav Your villainy is beyond possible forgiveness! We are compelled by our anger to destroy you. -#(HOSTILE_HELLO_41) ZOQFO123.wav +#(HOSTILE_HELLO_41) zoqfo123.wav He's probably just gonna run away again. The coward! -#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_10) ZOQFO124.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_10) zoqfo124.wav Ah! It is the alien from the Chenjesu's Alliance! -#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_11) ZOQFO125.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_11) zoqfo125.wav Just look at those weapon pods on his ship. -#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_12) ZOQFO126.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_12) zoqfo126.wav We hope that during this visit we can make clear to your species the benefits of a mutual-assistance pact. -#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_13) ZOQFO127.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_13) zoqfo127.wav But we're also armed to the teeth so don't try stealing our atmosphere or anything sneaky like that! -#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_20) ZOQFO128.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_20) zoqfo128.wav Once more, the Alliance starship has returned. -#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_21) ZOQFO129.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_21) zoqfo129.wav Yeah. I bet THIS is the time they try to trick us. -#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_22) ZOQFO130.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_22) zoqfo130.wav Alien Captain, do you bring word from your Leaders? -#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_23) ZOQFO131.wav +#(NEUTRAL_HOME_HELLO_23) zoqfo131.wav If he does, I bet it's something like Submit or be Eaten! -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_10) ZOQFO132.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_10) zoqfo132.wav Hello friend and ally! -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_11) ZOQFO133.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_11) zoqfo133.wav Got any presents for us? -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_12) ZOQFO134.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_12) zoqfo134.wav We hope your struggle against the Ur-Quan goes well! -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_13) ZOQFO135.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_13) zoqfo135.wav Darn! He never gives us anything. -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_20) ZOQFO136.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_20) zoqfo136.wav Welcome back to our world. -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_21) ZOQFO137.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_21) zoqfo137.wav Yeah, welcome back to our world! -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_22) ZOQFO138.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_22) zoqfo138.wav I just said that. -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_23) ZOQFO139.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_23) zoqfo139.wav So? It doesn't mean I can't say it too. Besides, you always get to talk first. That's not fair! -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_24) ZOQFO140.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_24) zoqfo140.wav Sorry, that's just the way it is. -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_25) ZOQFO141.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_25) zoqfo141.wav Well why?! That doesn't make sense. -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_26) ZOQFO142.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_26) zoqfo142.wav Look, don't ask me. I think it's something technical. -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_27) ZOQFO143.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_27) zoqfo143.wav Yeah, right. I'm so sure. What a lame excuse. -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_30) ZOQFO144.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_30) zoqfo144.wav Greetings Captain. What can your allies do for you? -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_31) ZOQFO145.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_31) zoqfo145.wav Your favorite allies! -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_40) ZOQFO146.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_40) zoqfo146.wav Hello human ally. We are at your service. -#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_41) ZOQFO147.wav +#(ALLIED_HOME_HELLO_41) zoqfo147.wav What do you want? -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE0) ZOQFO148.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE0) zoqfo148.wav Our Savior! Our Savior! You have rescued us from certain destruction! -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE1) ZOQFO149.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE1) zoqfo149.wav Howee-baby! That was a close one! -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE2) ZOQFO150.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE2) zoqfo150.wav The black ship appeared in orbit several days ago and began raining down bolts of destructive energy on the surface of our planet! -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE3) ZOQFO151.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE3) zoqfo151.wav Fortunately -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE4) ZOQFO152.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE4) zoqfo152.wav We were able to focus our planetary shields to deflect the energy blasts away from our cities. -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE5) ZOQFO153.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE5) zoqfo153.wav Unfortunately -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE6) ZOQFO154.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE6) zoqfo154.wav Large sections of our planet's beautiful wilderness have been annihilated... entire ecosystems destroyed. -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE7) ZOQFO155.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE7) zoqfo155.wav Oh! That makes me REALLY mad! I mean, attacking helpless, intelligent, alien species that's one thing but toasting our cute little wood Jukes and tree Narfs that's really low! -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE8) ZOQFO156.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE8) zoqfo156.wav If the black ship had been accompanied by others of its kind we wouldn't have been able stop the rain of destruction. They would have killed us all. -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE9) ZOQFO157.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE9) zoqfo157.wav Well in that case, better those Jukes and Narfs than us, right? -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE10) ZOQFO158.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE10) zoqfo158.wav Captain, it is clear that in matters of war you are more capable than ourselves. With this in mind, we would like to give you our four finest starships and crew. I hope they bring you many victories. -#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE11) ZOQFO159.wav +#(THANKS_FOR_RESCUE11) zoqfo159.wav Try not to lose them all right away. @@ -510,252 +510,252 @@ See ya. #(whats_up_homeworld) So, what's happening around here? -#(GENERAL_INFO_10) ZOQFO160.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_10) zoqfo160.wav We had a close call last week. -#(GENERAL_INFO_11) ZOQFO161.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_11) zoqfo161.wav One of those black ships was snooping around the system. -#(GENERAL_INFO_12) ZOQFO162.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_12) zoqfo162.wav But before it got to our world some of the Green ships warped in destroyed the black vessel and then left immediately. -#(GENERAL_INFO_13) ZOQFO163.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_13) zoqfo163.wav We got lucky. -#(GENERAL_INFO_20) ZOQFO164.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_20) zoqfo164.wav It's been pretty quiet, Captain.\n Nothing new to report. -#(GENERAL_INFO_21) ZOQFO165.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_21) zoqfo165.wav Are you CRAZY?! What about the Frungy Championships!? -#(GENERAL_INFO_22) ZOQFO166.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_22) zoqfo166.wav Why should we tell the Earth Captain about that? He wouldn't be interested. -#(GENERAL_INFO_23) ZOQFO167.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_23) zoqfo167.wav Oh, yeah? How do you know? -#(GENERAL_INFO_24) ZOQFO168.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_24) zoqfo168.wav Because I'M not even interested. Nobody with any brains is interested in Frungy! -#(GENERAL_INFO_25) ZOQFO169.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_25) zoqfo169.wav Well what about me, huh? I LOVE Frungy! It's the Sport of Kings! -#(GENERAL_INFO_26) ZOQFO170.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_26) zoqfo170.wav -#(GENERAL_INFO_27) ZOQFO171.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_27) zoqfo171.wav Oh, all right he wouldn't know any of the teams anyway. -#(GENERAL_INFO_30) ZOQFO172.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_30) zoqfo172.wav Although this may not pertain to the Ur-Quan we have received an interesting report from one of our deep space scouts. -#(GENERAL_INFO_31) ZOQFO173.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_31) zoqfo173.wav She found a strange metal door-thing embedded in the surface of an alien planet. -#(GENERAL_INFO_32) ZOQFO174.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_32) zoqfo174.wav Although she and her crew spent many days trying to open the door -#(GENERAL_INFO_33) ZOQFO175.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_33) zoqfo175.wav they failed utterly to so much as budge it. -#(GENERAL_INFO_34) ZOQFO176.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_34) zoqfo176.wav The reported location of this alien artifact is Epsilon Camelopardalis I-A. -#(GENERAL_INFO_35) ZOQFO177.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_35) zoqfo177.wav Go open it! I bet there's something cool inside! -#(GENERAL_INFO_40) ZOQFO178.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_40) zoqfo178.wav We may not have told you this before, Captain but my species is somewhat sensitive to certain meta-psychic vibrations. -#(GENERAL_INFO_41) ZOQFO179.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_41) zoqfo179.wav Oh, no! Not this mental stuff again! -#(GENERAL_INFO_42) ZOQFO180.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_42) zoqfo180.wav Although my friend's species has difficulty understanding our powers I can guarantee you, Captain that our limited abilities are quite real. -#(GENERAL_INFO_43) ZOQFO181.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_43) zoqfo181.wav Oh, yeah! Remember that time you said you could fix our broken chronometers with your `sympathetic psionic waves'? More like `pathetic waves' if you ask me! Nyark! Nyark! Nyark! -#(GENERAL_INFO_44) ZOQFO182.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_44) zoqfo182.wav Even through all this negative energy, Captain we have discovered that... -#(GENERAL_INFO_45) ZOQFO183.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_45) zoqfo183.wav ...and THEN there was the time you said you could bend dorfs with just your... -#(GENERAL_INFO_46) ZOQFO184.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_46) zoqfo184.wav SHUT UP! -#(GENERAL_INFO_47) ZOQFO185.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_47) zoqfo185.wav ...sorry. -#(GENERAL_INFO_48) ZOQFO186.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_48) zoqfo186.wav As I was saying, before I was so RUDELY interrupted!... -#(GENERAL_INFO_49) ZOQFO187.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_49) zoqfo187.wav I said I was sorry. -#(GENERAL_INFO_410) ZOQFO188.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_410) zoqfo188.wav Our most talented Seers have detected some ominous and powerful meta-psychic signals from the direction of the Orionis constellation. -#(GENERAL_INFO_411) ZOQFO189.wav +#(GENERAL_INFO_411) zoqfo189.wav Faker. #(any_war_news) Any news about the war between the two alien races? -#(UTWIG_DELAY0) ZOQFO190.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY0) zoqfo190.wav Our scouts have witnessed an exciting event in the Horologii star system. -#(UTWIG_DELAY1) ZOQFO191.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY1) zoqfo191.wav Yeah! Big news! -#(UTWIG_DELAY2) ZOQFO192.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY2) zoqfo192.wav Two alien races have entered that region of space from the coreward direction. -#(UTWIG_DELAY3) ZOQFO193.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY3) zoqfo193.wav One of the races looks like big talkin' weeds and the other wears a funny mask. -#(UTWIG_DELAY4) ZOQFO194.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY4) zoqfo194.wav And they are attacking our enemies! -#(UTWIG_DELAY5) ZOQFO195.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY5) zoqfo195.wav Well, ONE of our enemies, anyway. -#(UTWIG_DELAY6) ZOQFO196.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY6) zoqfo196.wav Yes, the new aliens seem to be confining their hostilities to the sinister Kohr-Ah. -#(UTWIG_DELAY7) ZOQFO197.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY7) zoqfo197.wav Actually, that's good news. -#(UTWIG_DELAY8) ZOQFO198.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY8) zoqfo198.wav By focusing on the Kohr-Ah who have been winning their war up to this point -#(UTWIG_DELAY9) ZOQFO199.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY9) zoqfo199.wav They've been plastering the Ur-Quan. -#(UTWIG_DELAY10) ZOQFO200.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY10) zoqfo200.wav The balance of power has been equalized somewhat -#(UTWIG_DELAY11) ZOQFO201.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY11) zoqfo201.wav But the Kohr-Ah will STILL probably win! -#(UTWIG_DELAY12) ZOQFO202.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY12) zoqfo202.wav But we estimate that the efforts of these new alien races has delayed the Kohr-Ah's eventual victory by nine to twelve months. -#(UTWIG_DELAY13) ZOQFO203.wav +#(UTWIG_DELAY13) zoqfo203.wav Still, it's better than nothing! -#(KOHRAH_WINNING0) ZOQFO204.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING0) zoqfo204.wav We have modified a few of our Stinger starships for long-range reconnaissance missions. -#(KOHRAH_WINNING1) ZOQFO205.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING1) zoqfo205.wav We strapped a bunch of fuel tanks on their hulls. -#(KOHRAH_WINNING2) ZOQFO206.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING2) zoqfo206.wav The scouts were ordered to investigate the progress of the war between the green ships, who we now know as the `Ur-Quan' and the black ships, flown by the `Kohr-Ah'. -#(KOHRAH_WINNING3) ZOQFO207.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING3) zoqfo207.wav We sent out ten... two came back -#(KOHRAH_WINNING4) ZOQFO208.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING4) zoqfo208.wav But the information they gathered was worth the cost. -#(KOHRAH_WINNING5) ZOQFO209.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING5) zoqfo209.wav Unless you were one of the scouts, I suppose? Nyark! Nyark! Nyark! -#(KOHRAH_WINNING6) ZOQFO210.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING6) zoqfo210.wav SHUT UP! -#(KOHRAH_WINNING7) ZOQFO211.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING7) zoqfo211.wav ...sorry. -#(KOHRAH_WINNING8) ZOQFO212.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING8) zoqfo212.wav Anyway, as I was saying, the intelligence they gathered indicates that the Kohr-Ah will win their war sometime near the beginning of the year 2158. -#(KOHRAH_WINNING9) ZOQFO213.wav +#(KOHRAH_WINNING9) zoqfo213.wav Unless someone evens up the alien forces by destroying about a bazillion Kohr-Ah ships. -#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE0) ZOQFO214.wav +#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE0) zoqfo214.wav Our reconnaissance ships have returned once more -#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE1) ZOQFO215.wav +#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE1) zoqfo215.wav With bad news. -#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE2) ZOQFO216.wav +#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE2) zoqfo216.wav Based on what they have seen the Kohr-Ah will defeat the Ur-Quan in less than six months. -#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE3) ZOQFO217.wav +#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE3) zoqfo217.wav Bummer. -#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE4) ZOQFO218.wav +#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE4) zoqfo218.wav And based on our last encounter with the Kohr-Ah we expect that when they win their war with the Ur-Quan the Kohr-Ah will move through this entire region of space destroying all intelligent life. -#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE5) ZOQFO219.wav +#(URQUAN_NEARLY_GONE5) zoqfo219.wav Major bummer! -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY0) ZOQFO220.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY0) zoqfo220.wav I fear we have received our last scouting reports, Captain. -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY1) ZOQFO221.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY1) zoqfo221.wav Poor Yip, Tun and Haffy! I'll really miss those guys! -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY2) ZOQFO222.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY2) zoqfo222.wav Although none of our scouts returned home alive -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY3) ZOQFO223.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY3) zoqfo223.wav ...and Jiff... and Fod... and (sniff!)... ...my best pal, Rogi! -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY4) ZOQFO224.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY4) zoqfo224.wav They were able to send a last message. The Kohr-Ah have won their war against the Ur-Quan and they have begun their hideous death march. -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY5) ZOQFO225.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY5) zoqfo225.wav (sniff!) -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY6) ZOQFO226.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY6) zoqfo226.wav The only piece of knowledge we have that may help you defeat them is a fragment of a transmission we received from our agent Buppo who was in the Crateris constellation. -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY7) ZOQFO227.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY7) zoqfo227.wav They got Buppo too?!...(SOB!) -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY8) ZOQFO228.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY8) zoqfo228.wav He reported that the Kohr-Ah had something `big, dangerous and important as hell' in one of the nearby star systems. That was all we got before Buppo's signal was cut off. -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY9) ZOQFO229.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY9) zoqfo229.wav (SOB!) -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY10) ZOQFO230.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY10) zoqfo230.wav You have got to stop the Kohr-Ah, Captain!... ...before they kill us all. -#(KOHRAH_FRENZY11) ZOQFO231.wav +#(KOHRAH_FRENZY11) zoqfo231.wav (sniff!) -#(NO_WAR_NEWS0) ZOQFO232.wav +#(NO_WAR_NEWS0) zoqfo232.wav No. We have nothing new to report. -#(NO_WAR_NEWS1) ZOQFO233.wav +#(NO_WAR_NEWS1) zoqfo233.wav Nope! Not a thing. #(i_want_alliance) I have travelled here to seek an alliance between our peoples. -#(GOOD0) ZOQFO234.wav +#(GOOD0) zoqfo234.wav How wonderful! We accept! -#(GOOD1) ZOQFO235.wav +#(GOOD1) zoqfo235.wav Hurray! -#(GOOD2) ZOQFO236.wav +#(GOOD2) zoqfo236.wav How marvelous! -#(GOOD3) ZOQFO237.wav +#(GOOD3) zoqfo237.wav Yee-ha! -#(GOOD4) ZOQFO238.wav +#(GOOD4) zoqfo238.wav Captain, we are delighted that your people have made this choice! -#(GOOD5) ZOQFO239.wav +#(GOOD5) zoqfo239.wav Now WE won't get slaughtered! -#(GOOD6) ZOQFO240.wav +#(GOOD6) zoqfo240.wav In exchange for our cooperation helping you with captains and ship designs all that we ask for is your protection. -#(GOOD7) ZOQFO241.wav +#(GOOD7) zoqfo241.wav So we don't get slaughtered! -#(GOOD8) ZOQFO242.wav +#(GOOD8) zoqfo242.wav We shall begin fulfilling our commitment at once! We will transport officers and our Stinger design to your base immediately! -#(GOOD9) ZOQFO243.wav +#(GOOD9) zoqfo243.wav Why, heck! Maybe I'll even make the trip to your planet! I'd make a good starship captain, Captain! @@ -766,48 +766,48 @@ with a thrusting stinger tongue attack! #(want_specific_info) I would like some specific information. -#(WHAT_SPECIFIC_INFO0) ZOQFO244.wav +#(WHAT_SPECIFIC_INFO0) zoqfo244.wav Sure. What do you want to know? -#(WHAT_SPECIFIC_INFO1) ZOQFO245.wav +#(WHAT_SPECIFIC_INFO1) zoqfo245.wav Just ask away! #(enough_info) That's enough info for now, thanks! -#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) ZOQFO246.wav +#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) zoqfo246.wav Anything else? #(what_about_others) What do you know about other alien races? -#(ABOUT_OTHERS0) ZOQFO247.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS0) zoqfo247.wav Not much, to tell the truth. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS1) ZOQFO248.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS1) zoqfo248.wav This space exploration stuff is kinda new to us. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS2) ZOQFO249.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS2) zoqfo249.wav Besides the green alien ships... -#(ABOUT_OTHERS3) ZOQFO250.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS3) zoqfo250.wav Which have only tried to kill us. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS4) ZOQFO251.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS4) zoqfo251.wav ...and the black alien ships... -#(ABOUT_OTHERS5) ZOQFO252.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS5) zoqfo252.wav Which have actually been QUITE SUCCESSFUL at killing us. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS6) ZOQFO253.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS6) zoqfo253.wav The only other starships we have encountered are strange tumbling red probes which profess to be on a peaceful mission -#(ABOUT_OTHERS7) ZOQFO254.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS7) zoqfo254.wav But then attack like slavering Zebrankys. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS8) ZOQFO255.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS8) zoqfo255.wav We believe that the probes are actually robotic scouts which have suffered some kind of malfunction resulting in their aberrant behavior. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS9) ZOQFO256.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS9) zoqfo256.wav And what's worse, they are multiplying. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS10) ZOQFO257.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS10) zoqfo257.wav Yes, that's true. The probes seem to be replicating at a geometric rate. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS11) ZOQFO258.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS11) zoqfo258.wav AIEE! That means if there was only one last week then next month... ah wait a minute... let me calculate @@ -816,123 +816,123 @@ uh uh That means, next month there will be ...A WHOLE MESS OF THOSE THINGS! -#(ABOUT_OTHERS12) ZOQFO259.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS12) zoqfo259.wav By back-tracing the probes' course paths we have been able to calculate that the source of the probes is somewhere on a direct line that includes our star, and Epsilon Muscae. -#(ABOUT_OTHERS13) ZOQFO260.wav +#(ABOUT_OTHERS13) zoqfo260.wav Go get 'em, Captain! #(what_about_zebranky) Tell me more about your people. -#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY0) ZOQFO261.wav +#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY0) zoqfo261.wav Ah! Cultural exchange. A good idea. -#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY1) ZOQFO262.wav +#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY1) zoqfo262.wav Yeah! Let's tell him about Frungy! -#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY2) ZOQFO263.wav +#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY2) zoqfo263.wav Be quiet, you fool! He asked a serious question! He doesn't want to know about Frungy. -#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY3) ZOQFO264.wav +#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY3) zoqfo264.wav How do you know? What makes you so smart? You never even asked him if he wants to know about Frungy. Why, I'll bet right now he's wondering `What is this wonderful sport, Frungy?', `How is it played?' `What kind of equipment do you need to play Frungy?' and `I wonder who's ahead in the Frungy Championships?' -#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY4) ZOQFO265.wav +#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY4) zoqfo265.wav AUGH! Will you just SHUT UP ABOUT FRUNGY?! If you say another word about that STUPID GAME I'm going to lose control and blow a cloud of spores at you! -#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY5) ZOQFO266.wav +#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY5) zoqfo266.wav Yech! Okay, okay. Don't blow your sac. I won't mention Frungy again, I promise. -#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY6) ZOQFO267.wav +#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY6) zoqfo267.wav Well, Captain, as you can probably see our culture's predominant trait its greatest strength AND weakness is the diverse interactions between Zoq, Fot, and Pik. -#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY7) ZOQFO268.wav +#(ABOUT_ZEBRANKY7) zoqfo268.wav FRUNGY! FRUNGY! FRUNGY! #(what_about_past) What was your history like? -#(ABOUT_PAST0) ZOQFO269.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST0) zoqfo269.wav Our past? Quite a broad topic for this short conversation but we'll share a key piece of our history with you. -#(ABOUT_PAST1) ZOQFO270.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST1) zoqfo270.wav After we killed off the last Zebranky we faced an interesting question. -#(ABOUT_PAST2) ZOQFO271.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST2) zoqfo271.wav Should we proceed, and establish a culture which would advance in art, technology and social sophistication?... -#(ABOUT_PAST3) ZOQFO272.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST3) zoqfo272.wav ...Or should we just go back into the forest and kick back and enjoy ourselves knowing that a Zebranky wasn't gonna jump out of a bush and eat us! -#(ABOUT_PAST4) ZOQFO273.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST4) zoqfo273.wav Well, we DID go back into the forest. We stayed there for about five thousand years and had a great time -#(ABOUT_PAST5) ZOQFO274.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST5) zoqfo274.wav Then, one stormy day, a Zoq, a Fot, and a Pik were walking up a steep path looking for something good to eat, when a bolt of lightning struck nearby. With a huge flash of light, the bolt of energy carved a strangely-shaped chunk of granite out of a cliff. -#(ABOUT_PAST6) ZOQFO275.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST6) zoqfo275.wav It was a disk, with a hole in the middle! As the rock began to roll down the hill, toward the three terrified beings some dry grass got caught in its hole, and since the rock was still hot the grass caught on fire. -#(ABOUT_PAST7) ZOQFO276.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST7) zoqfo276.wav When the rock finally got to the Zoq, the Fot, and the Pik they simultaneously discovered the Wheel, Fire, and Religion thus catapulting them on to the road of progress -#(ABOUT_PAST8) ZOQFO277.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST8) zoqfo277.wav Which has led us to this day, Captain. Oh! How did the flaming wheel give religion to our Culture, you ask? -#(ABOUT_PAST9) ZOQFO278.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST9) zoqfo278.wav I will explain. You see, when it got to the threesome, the flaming wheel was going at a pretty good clip and it ran smack into the Zoq, killing him. -#(ABOUT_PAST10) ZOQFO279.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST10) zoqfo279.wav The Fot and the Pik felt so bad they really liked that Zoq!... ...that they decided the Zoq hadn't really died when the wheel flattened him he had just gone to `a better place.' -#(ABOUT_PAST11) ZOQFO280.wav +#(ABOUT_PAST11) zoqfo280.wav Presumably one without lethal flaming wheels. #(what_about_stinger) Can you describe your `Stinger' starship? -#(ABOUT_STINGER0) ZOQFO281.wav +#(ABOUT_STINGER0) zoqfo281.wav The Stinger is the peak of our technological prowess. -#(ABOUT_STINGER1) ZOQFO282.wav +#(ABOUT_STINGER1) zoqfo282.wav It's totally awesome! -#(ABOUT_STINGER2) ZOQFO283.wav +#(ABOUT_STINGER2) zoqfo283.wav These vessels are cheap to build and can be quite effective in short range combat. -#(ABOUT_STINGER3) ZOQFO284.wav +#(ABOUT_STINGER3) zoqfo284.wav They turn on a... on a well a small round thing that's REAL small! -#(ABOUT_STINGER4) ZOQFO285.wav +#(ABOUT_STINGER4) zoqfo285.wav Remember though, against most ships the Stinger must close distance immediately and give unrelenting tongue attacks until either the enemy or the Stinger are destroyed. -#(ABOUT_STINGER5) ZOQFO286.wav +#(ABOUT_STINGER5) zoqfo286.wav Yeah! The tonguing is the best part! #(what_about_guy_in_back) Does that guy in back ever say anything? -#(ABOUT_GUY0) ZOQFO287.wav +#(ABOUT_GUY0) zoqfo287.wav Nope. -#(ABOUT_GUY1) ZOQFO288.wav +#(ABOUT_GUY1) zoqfo288.wav Not a word. #(name_1) diff --git a/sc2/content/ipanims/landsnds.snd b/sc2/content/ipanims/landsnds.snd index c8fe7772f..2a369611a 100755 --- a/sc2/content/ipanims/landsnds.snd +++ b/sc2/content/ipanims/landsnds.snd @@ -10,4 +10,4 @@ land_get.wav land_ful.wav mmrmisl.wav land_awa.wav -sdies4hz.wav \ No newline at end of file +sdies4hz.wav