diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt b/sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt index 8db035c01..42959abf1 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/shofixt/shofixt.txt @@ -12,31 +12,31 @@ The Empire of #(name_41) ! -#(tanaka) +#(tanaka) shofi000.ogg Katana -#(katana) +#(katana) shofi001.ogg Tanaka -#(HOSTILE_KATANA_1) shofi000.ogg +#(HOSTILE_KATANA_1) shofi002.ogg I, Katana the Warrior, have travelled for long years through space to finally come home only to witness you blasting my brother to atoms! Now you die! -#(HOSTILE_KATANA_2) shofi001.ogg +#(HOSTILE_KATANA_2) shofi003.ogg The Ur-Quan has returned! How unusually brave for a leprous, non-functional sex organ, like yourself. -#(HOSTILE_KATANA_3) shofi002.ogg +#(HOSTILE_KATANA_3) shofi004.ogg Evil murderer, you think to taunt me. Ha! And again I say, Ha! I have faced far worse than you You pitiful imitation of six-weeks dead Dhrang! -#(HOSTILE_KATANA_4) shofi003.ogg +#(HOSTILE_KATANA_4) shofi005.ogg I swear by the hero, Daikon, this time I will kill you. -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_1) shofi004.ogg +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_1) shofi006.ogg Attention huge alien vessel! Though most of my sensory instruments are malfunctioning my mass indicator shows the huge size vessel @@ -48,55 +48,55 @@ all six of my sisters in fact, my entire species. Prepare to die! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_2) shofi005.ogg +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_2) shofi007.ogg Ah, so the cowardly slug-spawn has returned! You were most fortunate last time, you hideous, pouchless freak but this time I shall surely destroy your vessel you slithering eater of putrid hairballs. -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_3) shofi006.ogg +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_3) shofi008.ogg I see you're back for even more humiliation, you flatulent, Ur-Quan pus-cup. -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_4) shofi007.ogg +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_4) shofi009.ogg I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_5) shofi008.ogg +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_5) shofi010.ogg I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_6) shofi009.ogg +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_6) shofi011.ogg I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_7) shofi010.ogg +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_7) shofi012.ogg I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! -#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_8) shofi011.ogg +#(HOSTILE_TANAKA_8) shofi013.ogg I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement! #(dont_attack) Don't attack -- we're not the Ur-Quan! We're your allies! -#(TYPICAL_PLOY) shofi012.ogg +#(TYPICAL_PLOY) shofi014.ogg A typical Ur-Quan gambit... which has failed. And now I howl the scream of death -- Kyaiee! #(hey_stop) Hey, stop shooting! Someone could get hurt! -#(ONLY_STOP) shofi013.ogg +#(ONLY_STOP) shofi015.ogg I will only stop when you are dead. Kyaiee! #(look_you_are) Look, you're getting me REALLY pissed-off! Stop attacking and talk! -#(TOO_BAD) shofi014.ogg +#(TOO_BAD) shofi016.ogg Too bad. Kyaiee! #(dont_know) Don't you know the war is over? -#(NEVER) shofi015.ogg +#(NEVER) shofi017.ogg For me, Tanaka the Warrior, it will never be over. Kyaiee! @@ -105,14 +105,14 @@ Look #(look1) , the war is over -- really! -#(FOR_YOU) shofi016.ogg +#(FOR_YOU) shofi018.ogg For you perhaps, fat cowardly lard-log. Kyaiee! #(no_bloodshed) There is no point in further bloodshed. -#(YES_BLOODSHED) shofi017.ogg +#(YES_BLOODSHED) shofi019.ogg Oh yes there is! When you have shed enough blood, You Will Die! Kyaiee! @@ -120,40 +120,40 @@ Kyaiee! #(dont_want_to_fight) Gee, if that's the way you feel, then I'll be on my way. -#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_1) shofi018.ogg +#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_1) shofi020.ogg Oh no you don't Kyaiee! -#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_2) shofi019.ogg +#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_2) shofi021.ogg Oh no you don't Kyaiee! -#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_3) shofi020.ogg +#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_3) shofi022.ogg Oh no you don't Kyaiee! -#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_4) shofi021.ogg +#(MUST_FIGHT_YOU_URQUAN_4) shofi023.ogg Oh no you don't Kyaiee! #(no_one_insults) No one insults us like that you toothless, piebald, impotent roof-rabbit! -#(YOU_LIMP) shofi022.ogg +#(YOU_LIMP) shofi024.ogg You limp, bloodless sack of decaying flesh Ur-Quan! You die! Kyaiee! #(mighty_words) Those are mighty words from a dripping, snout-rotted little furball! -#(HANG_YOUR) shofi023.ogg +#(HANG_YOUR) shofi025.ogg I will hang your withered reproductive organs from my posterior monitor! Kyaiee! #(donkey_breath) Look donkey breath - one more insult and it's vapor city for you! -#(DGRUNTI) shofi024.ogg +#(DGRUNTI) shofi026.ogg Why you wallowing, phlegm-filled Dgrunti belly-licker, you hey Ur-Quans never insulted me before! @@ -174,21 +174,21 @@ I am the nice, friendly ally WHO YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL -- YOU IDIOT, MORON #(i_am_guy) I am the guy who called you donkey-breath, you violent little varmint. -#(SO_SORRY) shofi025.ogg +#(SO_SORRY) shofi027.ogg Oh. I am sorriest I must be reprimanded. When we report back to Star Control... -#(MUST_UNDERSTAND) shofi026.ogg +#(MUST_UNDERSTAND) shofi028.ogg Hyai! What a fool I am! When you failed to launch fighter craft, I should have guessed. Just one of those mistakes you make in war... -#(NICE_BUT_WHAT_IS_DONKEY) shofi027.ogg +#(NICE_BUT_WHAT_IS_DONKEY) shofi029.ogg Ah, Earth humor! Very funny . Ha-ha-ha! But what is don... -#(IS_DEFEAT_TRUE) shofi028.ogg +#(IS_DEFEAT_TRUE) shofi030.ogg Suddenly your words ring in my ears...`the war is over.' Captain, is this true? Have the Ur-Quan been destroyed? Has the ultimate sacrifice of my people resulted in freedom for the Alliance? @@ -202,7 +202,7 @@ I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the Alliance got its butt blasted. #(clobbered) Er... maybe we should talk about this later. -#(VERY_SAD_KILL_SELF) shofi029.ogg +#(VERY_SAD_KILL_SELF) shofi031.ogg HYAIEEE! GYAIEEE! IEEE! @@ -212,13 +212,13 @@ I must die!!!! #(important_duty) No, wait, Shofixti! I have an important duty for you to perform. -#(WHAT_DUTY) shofi030.ogg +#(WHAT_DUTY) shofi032.ogg What might that be? #(need_you_for_duty) Shofixti, I am now your new commander. I order you not to kill yourself. You are to remain here and guard your solar system. -#(OK_WILL_BE_SENTRY) shofi031.ogg +#(OK_WILL_BE_SENTRY) shofi033.ogg Very well, Captain. I will do as you have ordered. I will remain here until you have further orders. Goodbye. @@ -226,7 +226,7 @@ Goodbye. #(dont_do_it) Don't do it, old Warrior! You still have much to live for! -#(YES_I_DO_IT) shofi032.ogg +#(YES_I_DO_IT) shofi034.ogg Like what?! My race is dead. My world is an airless rock. And I've seen all my FunRoms at least a hundred times. My life is over. @@ -237,7 +237,7 @@ Unless you want to annihilate me yourself. #(go_ahead) Fine. Go ahead. Kill yourself, you violent little weasel. -#(ON_SECOND_THOUGHT) shofi033.ogg +#(ON_SECOND_THOUGHT) shofi035.ogg Wait! I have had a sudden realization! If you are here, in such an amazing ship that means there is yet hope to defeat the evil Ur-Quan pus-dogs! @@ -256,7 +256,7 @@ I can give you the opportunity to replenish your species. #(hope_you_have) Shofixti, I have something a lot better than FunRoms. Are you interested? -#(SOUNDS_GREAT_BUT_HOW) shofi034.ogg +#(SOUNDS_GREAT_BUT_HOW) shofi036.ogg I am intrigued, Captain, but what are you talking about? #(females) @@ -268,7 +268,7 @@ We can make available a bevy of fecund Shofixti nubiles. #(rat_babes) What would you say to rat-babes galore? -#(LEAPING_HAPPINESS) shofi035.ogg +#(LEAPING_HAPPINESS) shofi037.ogg Great leaping mounds of happiness! You shall be honored forever, Captain, as the savior of the Shofixti race! I have been granted the ultimate reward, er.. duty. @@ -285,7 +285,7 @@ Farewell #(bye1) . -#(GOODBYE0) shofi036.ogg +#(GOODBYE0) Goodbye Captain #(GOODBYE1) . @@ -295,20 +295,20 @@ So what were you doing here #(why_here1) ? -#(I_GUARD) shofi037.ogg +#(I_GUARD) shofi038.ogg I guard the homeworld. I seek revenge against its destroyers, the Ur-Quan and their vile battle thralls. I await the return of the hero Daikon and the rebirth of my species. #(where_world) Where is your life-filled homeworld, Kyabetsu? -#(BLEW_IT_UP) shofi038.ogg +#(BLEW_IT_UP) shofi039.ogg We blew up the sun, heh, heh, heh! #(how_survive) If your sun went nova, how did you survive? -#(NOT_HERE) shofi039.ogg +#(NOT_HERE) shofi040.ogg I wasn't here when they made the sun nova. I was off close to the coreward front. I had been cut off from my squadron, and had to travel home alone. @@ -316,7 +316,7 @@ I had been cut off from my squadron, and had to travel home alone. #(what_happened) So what happened to your ship? -#(MET_VUX) shofi040.ogg +#(MET_VUX) shofi041.ogg The shortest, straight-line path home from the front was through VUX space. Unfortunately, a VUX Intruder was able to affix some of those vile limpet things to my ship and I had to return home at a greatly diminished speed. @@ -330,16 +330,16 @@ I'd never seen a planet like that before, so maybe you should check it out? #(glory_device) When we were fighting, why didn't you use your Glory Device? -#(SWITCH_BROKE) shofi041.ogg +#(SWITCH_BROKE) shofi042.ogg The switch broke. #(bye) Goodbye, Tanaka. -#(GOODBYE) shofi042.ogg +#(GOODBYE) shofi043.ogg Good hunting. -#(FRIENDLY_HELLO0) shofi043.ogg +#(FRIENDLY_HELLO0) shofi044.ogg Greetings Captain #(FRIENDLY_HELLO1) . It is good to see you and the @@ -351,7 +351,7 @@ What's your report #(report1) ? -#(NOTHING_NEW0) shofi044.ogg +#(NOTHING_NEW0) shofi045.ogg Nothing new to report #(NOTHING_NEW1) , sir.