From 4ca01a8cdac4ef340a709b63254fb144491efaf5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: meep-eep Date: Fri, 1 Nov 2002 06:16:16 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Burpmaster's fixes. git-svn-id: svn://svn.code.sf.net/p/sc2/code/trunk@194 8092fc87-c524-0410-9efc-e669fe64eaf9 --- sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt | 124 +++++++++++++-------------- 1 file changed, 62 insertions(+), 62 deletions(-) diff --git a/sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt b/sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt index 3fb934d4f..fa31eb6be 100755 --- a/sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt +++ b/sc2/content/comm/talkpet/talkpet.txt @@ -93,16 +93,16 @@ You are as stupid as you are durable. Perhaps this time, you will accomplish your own demise. -#(HYPNO_TAIL) talkp012.ogg +#(HYPNO_TAIL) -#(CANT_COMPEL) talkp013.ogg +#(CANT_COMPEL) talkp012.ogg Aieee! I cannot compel you!? Your mind is closed to me -- how can this be?! I am forced to resort to more primitive measures Umgah commander, summon your ten combat ships and attack this intruder instantly! -#(LETS_MAKE_A_DEAL) talkp014.ogg +#(LETS_MAKE_A_DEAL) talkp013.ogg Hi there, friendly starship Captain! You will never believe this, but somewhow, the injuries I suffered when the Dreadnought crashed triggered some kind of, uh... personality transformation @@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ Is it a deal, Captain? Hmmm? #(what_kind_of_deal) What kind of deal, Talking Pet? Provide details. -#(HELP_DEFEAT_URQUAN) talkp015.ogg +#(HELP_DEFEAT_URQUAN) talkp014.ogg I get the basic idea that you seek to overthrow the Ur-Quan Bravo! Good idea! Way to go! I too wish to see the Ur-Quan beaten -- humiliated and destroyed @@ -144,7 +144,7 @@ Such a plan cannot fail, Captain. You must see that. #(ok_lets_do_it) All right, I agree. But any tricks and you'll be sucking vacuum. -#(COMING_ABOARD) talkp016.ogg +#(COMING_ABOARD) talkp015.ogg No tricks, Captain. No tricks. I fear you cruelly misjudge me, human. I am on YOUR side now. Together we will make a great team, Captain. @@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ When you wish to talk with me, I will be there. #(how_trust) You tried to kill me! Your words are lies! How can I possibly trust you? -#(TRUST) talkp017.ogg +#(TRUST) talkp016.ogg Captain, Captain... calm down. Be reasonable. Listen to me. I am nothing more than a single being, hardly larger than one of your Earth dogs. My only weapon -- my weak psychic abilities -- have been nullified by your protective device. @@ -168,14 +168,14 @@ I am your secret weapon against these tyrants, Captain. Do not leave me here. #(boneless_dweeb) I know what you are, evil creature. You are a lying, boneless dweeb! -#(YOUR_BONELESS_DWEEB) talkp018.ogg +#(YOUR_BONELESS_DWEEB) talkp017.ogg Yes, Captain. I am a lying, boneless, toady dweeb but I am YOUR lying, boneless, toady dweeb! #(what_are_you_really) Talking Pet. What are you... really? -#(POOR_DNYARRI) talkp019.ogg +#(POOR_DNYARRI) talkp018.ogg I will gladly tell you my story, Captain. Gladly! I was indeed a Talking Pet aboard an Ur-Quan Dreadnought. Those years are like a forgotten dream to me, because I was not sentient. @@ -205,7 +205,7 @@ Now do you understand my lust for vengeance? #(hard_to_believe) An amazing story, if true. Pardon me if I am a bit skeptical, but you are a proven liar. -#(ITS_TRUE) talkp020.ogg +#(ITS_TRUE) talkp019.ogg It's all true, Captain! Every word! Now listen!... and I shall tell you why the Ur-Quan did this to us. It was over twenty thousand of your years ago, Captain, when an Ur-Quan slave raider @@ -231,7 +231,7 @@ This was our punishment. #(bullshit) What a load of crap! YOUR species were the slavemasters, you lying, evil creature!! -#(WORTH_A_TRY) talkp021.ogg +#(WORTH_A_TRY) talkp020.ogg Dang! You are the most inconveniently well-informed creature, Captain! Well, it was worth a try. Sigh. @@ -239,14 +239,14 @@ Sigh. #(kill_you) Heinous, brainy frog-monster. You must die! -#(PLEASE_DONT) talkp022.ogg +#(PLEASE_DONT) talkp021.ogg No! Please don't! I am the last hope for my species! You cannot do this thing! #(must_kill) I will not be swayed from my path. Say your prayers. -#(DONT_KILL) talkp023.ogg +#(DONT_KILL) talkp022.ogg Hmmm! How interesting! During that last little threat, I noticed something WONDERFUL! YOU DON'T HAVE THE TAALO SHIELD DEVICE PROPERLY INSTALLED! Ha-ha-ha! Fool! You could have fired upon me. @@ -263,7 +263,7 @@ I - have - no - desire - to - kill - you. Welcome - aboard - our - vessel. #(want_kill_3) Kill? Kill? What is this `kill'? We love you! -#(GLAD_YOU_WONT_KILL) talkp024.ogg +#(GLAD_YOU_WONT_KILL) talkp023.ogg Wonderful, Captain. I am so glad you have seen the light of reason. I shall gather my few possessions, and come aboard your vessel immediately. When you wish to talk with me, I will be in your ship's hold. @@ -272,25 +272,25 @@ That is all, Captain. For now, at least. #(whats_up_onboard) How's it going, Dnyarri? You okay down there in the cargo bay? -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_1) talkp025.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_1) talkp024.ogg It is cold and empty. I could use a thermal blanket. Since it is incredibly boring down here I am using the opportunity to try to get some sleep. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_2) talkp026.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_2) talkp025.ogg Much the same as the last time you asked however, I have found a way to amuse myself. I am listening in on the mental energies of your crew -- it's quite fun! For instance, did you know that both ensigns Holiday and Watchuki have crushes on you? It's true! -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_3) talkp027.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_3) talkp026.ogg I suppose you told your crew about my little listening in, didn't you? Now whenever I try to eavesdrop, they seem to detect my presence and start visualizing my gruesome death in a multitude of repulsive though creative ways. You had to go and spoil my fun, didn't you? -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_4) talkp028.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_4) talkp027.ogg You know, I was just reliving some of my ancestors' stronger genetic memories and I came upon something I thought you might be interested in hearing. It seems that my race, the Dnyarri, once found a Precursor vessel like your own. @@ -301,7 +301,7 @@ Anyway, when the Ur-Quan so cruelly attacked us, they used that vessel and I can only presume that they still have it in their possession. Maybe you should find out more about that ship, Captain. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_5) talkp029.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_5) talkp028.ogg I am slowly going insane, Captain. I don't know if you are aware of this but there are music loops which play down here, CEASELESSLY! @@ -312,41 +312,41 @@ I have heard the same songs AT LEAST FOUR HUNDRED TIMES! I mean, your Mozart and Iggy Pop are fine for alien noise-makers but PLEASE!... CHANGE THE MUSIC BEFORE I GO MAD! -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_6) talkp030.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_6) talkp029.ogg Thank you, Captain, for changing the music down here. Now, if I may, I would like to complain about the food. It is grossly unappealing and flavorless. I deserve better. My preference is for chunks of meat, well spiced, with a selection of fresh plant matter. Please, no more of those sweet, doughy cylinders in the foil pouches. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_7) talkp031.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_7) talkp030.ogg I am bored. Please send me a couple of your crew members to play with preferably one male, and one female, though I won't be picky. No!? You have no sense of fun, Captain. You must have been a boring child. -#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_8) talkp032.ogg +#(GENERAL_INFO_ONBOARD_8) talkp031.ogg I sing. I dance. I have a wild, fun time. My life is an endless party down here, Captain. Isn't that obvious? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_1) talkp033.ogg +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_1) talkp032.ogg Captain. The Taalo device on board this vessel is giving me a headache, please remove it. NOW, Captain! It is foolish to resist!... Hmmm... it remains more effective than I had thought, you are still able to disobey. Ah, well. What can I do for you, Captain? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_2) talkp034.ogg +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_2) talkp033.ogg Hello Captain. It is less than comfy down here in your ship's hold. Please send down some pillows. Now what do you want? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_3) talkp035.ogg +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_3) talkp034.ogg I was asleep, gathering strength for our confrontation with the Ur-Quan. This interruption has set me back several days. What is it? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_4) talkp036.ogg +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_4) talkp035.ogg Hello... hello ... ello... lo... Echo... echo... ho... o... I... i... i... Am... am... m... The... the... e... Master... master... ster... Huh?... huh?... uh?... @@ -354,7 +354,7 @@ Oh! Captain! I didn't notice you were on the viewer. I was just entertaining myself down here in this lonesome, cold container. How may I be of service to you? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_5) talkp037.ogg +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_5) talkp036.ogg sner-Gee...... sner-Gee...... sner-Gee...... @@ -363,20 +363,20 @@ sner-Gee...... sner-Umph?! Oh... it is you. I was sleeping. What do you want? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_6) talkp038.ogg +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_6) talkp037.ogg Are you lonely, Captain? Are you misunderstood by everyone else on the ship? Is that why you KEEP CALLING ME WHEN I AM RESTING!? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_7) talkp039.ogg +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_7) talkp038.ogg Captain, I am not a particularly social creature. I grow tired of your yammering, but since you have already awakened me What is it? -#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_8) talkp040.ogg +#(HELLO_AS_DEVICE_8) talkp039.ogg This had better be important. -#(CYBORG_PEP_TALK) talkp041.ogg +#(CYBORG_PEP_TALK) talkp040.ogg You've made it, Captain! The Sa-Matra is defenseless. Now all you have to do is maneuver your ship next to the Sa-Matra and initiate the bomb sequence.\n In case you're wondering, I'm not going with you, Captain. I'm staying on board. @@ -384,7 +384,7 @@ Why, you ask? BECAUSE I'M LOCKED IN HERE -- THAT'S WHY! HELP!!! -#(HUMAN_PEP_TALK) talkp042.ogg +#(HUMAN_PEP_TALK) talkp041.ogg Okay, human, you've made it past the Sa-Matra's guards and now you can attack the vessel itself, so listen closely. The Sa-Matra is protected by a thick shell of fused asteroids reinforced with a weak stasis field. @@ -403,40 +403,40 @@ Why, you ask? BECAUSE I'M LOCKED IN HERE -- THAT'S WHY! HELP!!! -#(I_SENSE_MY_SLAVES) talkp043.ogg +#(I_SENSE_MY_SLAVES) talkp042.ogg I sense the presence of my ancient slaves. It is time, Captain. -#(HAVENT_GOT_EVERYTHING) talkp044.ogg +#(HAVENT_GOT_EVERYTHING) talkp043.ogg You are not yet ready to face the Ur-Quan in a final confrontation, Captain -#(NEED_BOMB) talkp045.ogg +#(NEED_BOMB) talkp044.ogg You still need a weapon of sufficient destructive force to destroy the Sa-Matra -#(SOUP_UP_BOMB) talkp046.ogg +#(SOUP_UP_BOMB) talkp045.ogg The power of the Utwig's bomb must be increased -#(SOUP_UP_FLEET) talkp047.ogg +#(SOUP_UP_FLEET) talkp046.ogg You must strengthen your fleet -#(SOUP_UP_FLAGSHIP) talkp048.ogg +#(SOUP_UP_FLAGSHIP) talkp047.ogg Your flagship needs additional improvements -#(COMEBACK_WHEN_READY) talkp049.ogg +#(COMEBACK_WHEN_READY) talkp048.ogg This must be done before you are ready to attack. We must leave now, and return when you are fully prepared. #(what_now) What now, Dnyarri? -#(DO_THIS) talkp050.ogg +#(DO_THIS) talkp049.ogg Oh gosh, gee! I don't know. Let's just sit here and talk a while AND IGNORE THOSE THOUSAND DREADNOUGHTS THAT ARE GOING TO CREAM US IN A FEW SECONDS! #(compel_urquan) Employ your powers! Confuse the Ur-Quan! -#(HERE_WE_GO) talkp051.ogg +#(HERE_WE_GO) talkp050.ogg Okay. Now, whatever you do, once I've started DON'T LEAVE THE STAR SYSTEM! We've only got one chance at this, let's make it good! @@ -445,7 +445,7 @@ Here I go... #(im_scared) I'm scared, Dnyarri. What if this doesn't work? -#(STUPID_FOP) talkp052.ogg +#(STUPID_FOP) talkp051.ogg 'I'm scared, Dnyarri. What if this doesn't work?' My species have waited two hundred centuries for this moment SO STOP BLUBBERING! @@ -454,48 +454,48 @@ Let's get to work. #(compel_that_ship) Dnyarri. There is a nearby ship which is annoying me. Compel it to self-destruct. -#(SAVING_MY_POWER) talkp053.ogg +#(SAVING_MY_POWER) talkp052.ogg I am saving my meager powers for our final confrontation with the Ur-Quan. Sorry, Captain. You'll just have to deal with it yourself. #(any_suggestions) What do you suggest I do now, Dnyarri? -#(SUGGESTION_1) talkp054.ogg +#(SUGGESTION_1) talkp053.ogg The first thing I'd do is make sure I had a strong ship and fleet. -#(SUGGESTION_2) talkp055.ogg +#(SUGGESTION_2) talkp054.ogg Once I was tough enough to survive in hostile space I'd spend some time exploring, trying to make allies and gather information. -#(SUGGESTION_3) talkp056.ogg +#(SUGGESTION_3) talkp055.ogg After I'd done a fair bit of exploration, I would try to find out what the Ur-Quan are up to. Discover who they are fighting, and why. -#(SUGGESTION_4) talkp057.ogg +#(SUGGESTION_4) talkp056.ogg Once I knew some general information about the Ur-Quan I'd probably try to find their weak spot. Every race has one. -#(SUGGESTION_5) talkp058.ogg +#(SUGGESTION_5) talkp057.ogg Once I knew the Ur-Quan's critical weakness I would try to discover how to exploit this flaw. I would learn what was necessary for the task, then gather those materials or services. -#(SUGGESTION_6) talkp059.ogg +#(SUGGESTION_6) talkp058.ogg When I was finally prepared for the final confrontation with the Ur-Quan I would use me, the Talking Pet, to distract the Ur-Quan for a single moment thus permitting me, who is really you, to make the death-strike against the Ur-Quan. -#(SUGGESTION_7) talkp060.ogg +#(SUGGESTION_7) talkp059.ogg Well for one, I would stop asking me questions and get to work. -#(SUGGESTION_8) talkp061.ogg +#(SUGGESTION_8) talkp060.ogg Well for one, I would stop asking me questions and get to work. #(about_your_race) What can you tell me about your race, the Dnyarri? -#(WHAT_ABOUT_RACE) talkp062.ogg +#(WHAT_ABOUT_RACE) talkp061.ogg I consider such a question intrusive and impolite but that is consistent with your behavior. What do you want to know? @@ -503,7 +503,7 @@ What do you want to know? #(you_lied) I have learned that you lied to me, Dnyarri. It was your race that made slaves of the Ur-Quan! -#(SO_WHAT) talkp063.ogg +#(SO_WHAT) talkp062.ogg So I lied a little! Big deal. I thought that if I told you the truth, you wouldn't bring me on board. Besides, it wasn't me who did that, it was my ancient ancestors. @@ -513,27 +513,27 @@ I thought not. #(bye_onboard) Okay, Dnyarri, you can go back to sleep now. -#(GOODBYE_ONBOARD) talkp064.ogg +#(GOODBYE_ONBOARD) talkp063.ogg Goodbye human. #(what_about_physiology) What can you tell me about your species biology? -#(NO_TALK_ABOUT_SELF) talkp065.ogg +#(NO_TALK_ABOUT_SELF) talkp064.ogg You mean my superior brain, my mental prowess? I don't want to talk about it. #(what_about_powers) Come on, we're friends! Tell me about the scope of your psychic powers! -#(NOT_POWERS_BUT_FLOWERS) talkp066.ogg +#(NOT_POWERS_BUT_FLOWERS) talkp065.ogg Captain, I don't think you meant to ask about my powers. -- #(yes_flowers) Yes - Dnyarri - I - wish - to - know - about - flowers. -#(GOOD_HUMAN) talkp067.ogg +#(GOOD_HUMAN) talkp066.ogg Flowers are beautiful, and smell nice. Now be a good human and -- @@ -541,14 +541,14 @@ Now be a good human and #(wish_to_go_now) I - wish - to - go - now. -#(EXCELLENT_IDEA) talkp068.ogg +#(EXCELLENT_IDEA) talkp067.ogg An excellent idea, Captain. You must have a great deal of work to attend to. Goodbye. #(what_about_your_history) What can you tell me about the history of your people? -#(ABOUT_HISTORY) talkp069.ogg +#(ABOUT_HISTORY) talkp068.ogg Over twenty thousand years ago, my species was happy and carefree living a life of contentment on the surface of our world Glilandy. We spent our time gathering foods, creating art, and compelling each other to do the gross chores. @@ -557,7 +557,7 @@ Then a ship from the Sentient Milieu landed, and things got pretty complicated. #(sentient_milieu) I know so little about the Sentient Milieu. Can you describe it? -#(ABOUT_SENTIENT_MILIEU) talkp070.ogg +#(ABOUT_SENTIENT_MILIEU) talkp069.ogg The Sentient Milieu were a blood-thirsty Empire that ruled a large section of the galaxy for thousands of years. If you have heard that the Milieu was a cooperative union of sentient species it's LIES, all lies! @@ -567,7 +567,7 @@ infused the entire association with a sinister ambience. #(what_about_war) So tell me about the war between your species and the Sentient Milieu. -#(ABOUT_WAR) talkp071.ogg +#(ABOUT_WAR) talkp070.ogg Well, after we had been in contact with the Milieu for a while they decided to kill all of my species! Now does that sound like a reasonable, friendly bunch of beings, Captain? @@ -582,10 +582,10 @@ acting as mindless translators who communicate the words of inferior races. #(enough_info) I've heard enough. -#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) talkp072.ogg +#(OK_ENOUGH_INFO) talkp071.ogg That's good, I was getting sleepy. -#(UMGAH_ALL_GONE) talkp073.ogg +#(UMGAH_ALL_GONE) talkp072.ogg Such great plans, such fine dreams... now, all ground to dust. Hello, Captain. Pardon my lament, but I am feeling a bit depressed today. You see, the black destroyers -- the Kohr-Ah- passed through recently on a killing spree