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+static_assert( __cplusplus > 2020'00 );
+
+#pragma once
+
+#include <iostream>
+#include <mutex>
+
+namespace Alepha::inline Cavorite  ::detail::  error_stream
+{
+	inline namespace exports {}
+
+	struct SecretMutex : std::recursive_mutex {};
+
+	namespace exports
+	{
+		/*!
+		 * Returns a locked reference to the global debug error stream.
+		 *
+		 * The stream returned by this function may not be self-flushing, so `std::endl` should be
+		 * used at the end of debug-printing lines.  This function causes (through some C++ magic)
+		 * a global mutex lock to be held for the duration of the "line" wherein it is executed.
+		 * This lock prevents multiple debug streams from interlacing with each other, when
+		 * streaming various data together.  For instance:
+		 *
+		 * ```
+		 * Alepha::error() << "The number of calls was: " << count << std::endl;
+		 * ```
+		 *
+		 * Under normal circumstances, `std::cerr` (or other streams) could cause interlacing of
+		 * output among threads to show up between the string and the `count` value being printed.
+		 * The lock held (until the semicolon) means that such print lines will appear atomically,
+		 * in output.  This can help in reading debug messages in threaded programs.
+		 *
+		 * @note The lock parameter should NOT ever be passed by the caller.  Instead, AAAA
+		 * (ADAM's Anonymous Argument Allocation) is responsible for taking the lock.
+		 *
+		 * @note The resulting stream is just a normal `std::ostream`, the lock is only held for
+		 * the duration of the temporary constructed in this call.  Capturing that stream to a
+		 * local named variable is going to cause the lock to be released.  While this is not
+		 * a fatal problem, it can result in torn error lines, once again.
+		 */
+		std::ostream &error( const std::lock_guard< SecretMutex > & );
+
+		// Not threadsafe.  Set in or before main, before starting any threads.
+		void setErrorStream( std::ostream &os );
+	}
+
+	inline SecretMutex access;
+
+	// The default is `std::cerr`, but any `std::ostream` will do.
+	inline std::ostream *errorStream= &std::cerr;
+
+	inline std::ostream &
+	exports::error( const std::lock_guard< SecretMutex > & = std::lock_guard{ access } )
+	{
+		return *errorStream;
+	}
+}
+
+namespace Alepha::Cavorite::inline exports::inline error_stream
+{
+	using namespace detail::error_stream::exports;
+}